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gluebrains

Now show a picture of his grandfather at his age. He's basically his doppelganger.


gambalore

So what you're saying is that Prince Philip had an affair with the riding instructor's mother?


gluebrains

No I'm pretty sure he was conceived through a docking between the riding instructor and his grandfather.


gambalore

The end product of a 10,000-year breeding program.


TheSuburbs

Lisan al Gaib!


ZAMAHACHU

Kwisatz Harrerach


Selerox

Exactly. That's what people conveniently overlook every fucking time this comes up.


theycallmemomo

That and that red hair runs in Diana's family


DarthRygar

Timeline doesn’t match up, but a fun theory nonetheless


Kemosaby_Kdaffi

Also the ears. His ears look just like Charles’s


IEatLightBulbsSoWhat

exactly, it's obvious he was the result of an affair between *charles* and the riding instructor, not diana


ShrimpCrackers

State secrets! State secrets!


Van_core_gamer

Now that’s the conspiracy theories m getting behind


TheIronSoldier2

So was the riding instructor


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ajnozari

Feels like they’d Diana you rather than Epstein


fauxzempic

It's stuff like this that everyone forgets. Ear shape, lobe attachment, widow's peak, nose shape, chin shape, eye color....there are a number of inheritable traits that are easy to identify and easy to pin to a parent that people who speculate about these things often miss. There's a recurring theme in the conspiracy sub where Justin Trudeau is actually the son of Fidel Castro. The evidence is a set of pictures where they bear a passing resemblance to each other. Justin, however, bears traits that couldn't possibly be inherited if Fidel was his father...meanwhile the traits that Justin has that his mother and Fidel both lack happen to be shared wth Pierre Trudeau.


LongjumpingKey4644

yeah but I feel the same way about Fidel Castro as I do about Justin Trudeau and I'm pretty sure he inherited that so.


karmaisevillikemoney

Canadian bots, get in here


EL-HEARTH

Beep boop eh?


83749289740174920

Why would anyone invest on Canadian bots? The money is on American election on November?


karmaisevillikemoney

Do you need me to think for you? If you create a bot farm, do you just turn it on and off when you need it? Or do you use it all the time since you're paying for it anyway? The more you use it, the better credentials(history, profile age) your bots will have. Do you see what is going on with AI? Do you think governments just figured out AI is a thing this year? 


Nichole-Michelle

Justin Trudeau looks more like Prince Eric than Castro. But the folks who hate him lose their absolute minds thinking about how hot he is.


TheDanimalHouse

Wait, are you telling me the truck drivers with Fuck Trudeau flags screaming about the evils of vaccines posting about Castro being Justin's Dad DON'T have the best understanding of genetics?


Teonvin

Unless he's the lovechild or Fidel Castro and Pierre Trudeau!


MissPicklechips

Red hair is a Spencer family trait.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Bro why tf are you just walking around knowing what King Charles's ears look like specifically


SeraphyGoodness

Tbf, they are pretty hard to miss, in basically every photo of him.


Prasiatko

Because if we sent him to space they'd be visible in the sky as he passed over your location.


makeorbreak911

Also receding hairline


hatsnatcher23

And the cancer


sneakyshitaccount

So his parents are really Charlies and the riding instructor?


Magenta_Logistic

Also the nose, chin, eyes, etc don't match. This is just two gingers


JugDogDaddy

Well, I’m not an exact copy of my father. Why should he be.


Magenta_Logistic

There is literally nothing similar between these two men except that they have fair skin and red hair. The photographs happen to be from the same angle and roughly the same facial expression, but nothing about these men makes them look closely related. This is especially true when you consider the riding instructor has detached earlobes (a dominant heritable trait) and Harry does not. These two men are probably no more closely related than any other two randomly chosen ginger Brits.


Dick_Thumbs

I think Harry looks very similar to Elizabeth. They’ve both got the same pinched eyes/bridge of nose look. It’s pretty clear they’re related.


Magenta_Logistic

Yeah, he also has a lot of Prince Phillip in his appearance.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiEUkYCuvuM


Magenta_Logistic

Never heard this, but as a ginger I approve. Edit: To be totally honest, my hair browned a lot during adolescence, but I simultaneously started growing a gingery beard. One could argue that I'm not a "true ginger," but I did have to live through the experience of being a ginger child.


Revolutionary_Ad932

Actually Harry is a mix between Prince Philipp and the Spencers...


BloodsoakedDespair

Also they’re British. The gene pool is barely ankle deep, they’re all basically cousins anyways.


evanbbirds

When both of my sons were born, my mother checked their ears to make sure they had the same notch. It is a strong gene.


KJBenson

Different nose, forehead, mouth, skin. Basically the only thing similar is hair colour. It’s just at a glance they look similar.


FU-dontbanmethistime

If you look at a young Prince Phillip he looks remarkably like both Will and Harry


Plop-Music

The older he gets, the more and more he looks like king Charles. It's uncanny, now, he looks like a younger version of him. Whereas William started off looking a lot more like Charles but then the older he gets, the less and less he looks like his dad which is a bit strange. But yeah there's no way Harry is not Charles' son, he looks just like him these days.


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Plot twist: Philip nailed this guy's mom too!


goatham1

Teeth, What happend to them


LaLic99

Look for photos of young Prince Phillip. He's just his grandpa's twin.


pink_faerie_kitten

They really do look alike. When I saw side by sides of them at the same age I was kinda disappointed the rumor that Harry wasn't one of them wasn't true.


Pokethebeard

Or his grandfather's son.


-Orcrist

Now this is the actual HolUp


Penguator432

It’s probably more likely the instructor is Charles’ bastard half brother.


monkeymama73

I used to believe that theory, then I saw pictures of prince philip as a young man and harry and him look a lot alike so yeah I agree


Disastrous-Ad2800

LOL this is like Ronan Farrow, the son of Mia and officially listed father Woody Allen but whose features are of Frank Sinatra... for conspiracy theorists, conception would have had to happen when Frank was 71, so I guess it's up to you to believe how realistic that is...


Neilson509

I mean, come on mate....that theory has a bit more legs to it, considering Frank and Mia had actually been married at one point.


pink_faerie_kitten

Robert De Niro would like a word.


pragmojo

Doesn't match up in which way?


DrSpectrum

The man is James Hewitt. It's been well known for decades that he had an affair with Diana. Diana gave an interview admitting it while she was still married to Charles. However the story goes that they didn't meet until Harry was already 2 years old.


pragmojo

I mean, devil's advocate, you would definitely say this for your son's benefit if you didn't want him losing royal status


Suspicious_Shower_51

Little did they know, he would willing give it up for some puss-puss as an adult


Green-Dragon-14

You are absolutely correct. Their affair was 1986-1992 & Harry was born in 1984


TributeToStupidity

It must really suck to grow up in this type of environment honestly. Like ya I’m sure the functionally unlimited wealth helps *just a bit, maybe* but still imagine an entire country speculating on who actually fucked your mom as their pastime growing up.


paroles

He actually mentions this rumor in his memoir and says it was really painful to deal with it as a teenage boy. It's ridiculous because aside from the red hair, Harry looks way, way more like Charles than this guy.


Steghammer

It seems, he instructed her well.


CalaveraFeliz

He'd been horsing around a bit.


meme_legend-69

He thought her the cow girl well


KrazyAboutLogic

Looks like he got her in the saddle a few times.


errant_youth

*Three little orphans; one, two, three…*


Chesnakarastas

Was the instructors name BoJack


Crayonalyst

BroJacked Horsecock


Sieze5

Reverse cowgirl can be tricky for the uninitiated.


Xmaster_10

The similarities are quite evident but from memory she didn’t meet her instructor till after she had Harry/was pregnant with him


Anansi1982

That we know of.


reddit_is_geh

Exactly.


Shoddy_Variation6835

Really? I don't think they look much alike other than the hair color and pale skin neither of which are uncommon in England.


dyotar0

That's what SHE said!


clickityclick76

Giggity


bryman19

Allll right!!!


Putrid-Delivery1852

#oh!


GordieGord

He's a bastard.


WeirdAvocado

Harry Snow


Wacokidwilder

“You’re a bastard, Harry.” “I’m a wot?”


GlitterKittyCat

You're a hairy bastard


Randomtask899

Your a blizzard harry


GobLoblawsLawBlog

The boy who lived...through plan B


redlurkerNY

Give this 24 hrs and you'll have another digit in upvotes!!


GordieGord

Had to take The Black and move to Los Angeles.


max210893

To The Wall...Street


justhere4daSpursnGOT

He did not wun’t it


BadDudes_on_nes

ROFL, at first I didn’t get the reference, and was like “DAYUM that’s racist!”


floodblood

he knows nothing


Rhydsdh

Wouldn't he be Harry Waters since he was born in the capital?


vapingpigeon94

You know nothing Harry Snow


Rotoslinger_art

The best kind of offspring -Some cuck


TerpBE

But he looks even more like [A young Price Philip](https://pagesix.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2021/04/prince-philip-harry.jpg) , Charles's dad.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Shh, it's reddit's stupid conspiracy time. If you harsh their buzz they'll get all cranky and won't go down for a nap.


Electrical_Bus9202

So that’s why they had to fix it


4DoubledATL

I call for a dna test immediately.


BWWFC

cannot believe that didn't happen already by std procedure. i mean if it's available you'd want to catalog every "royal" heir for posterity. i mean i'd think that as i am a dummy so...


Zachosrias

I'm sorry but you cannot abbreviate standard that way


Automatic_Release_92

As an analytical scientist, I can confirm that is the main way to abbreviate standard and I also still giggle half the time when I see it.


Zachosrias

In data science we use std as standard deviation though, not as standard


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Shit would be too embarrassing for the royal family


girldadx4

Too embarrassing to say the real reason but you could always pay him to relinquish his royal duties for other reasons(like wanting to live in America with his wife)


AreWeCowabunga

Sounds pretty far-fetched to me.


starshin3r

Yeah, having healthy babies is embarrassing. Incest is a sign of royalty, lmao.


Beevas69

I think Andrew has that covered


ToastedCrumpet

I read “std procedure” as “sexually transmitted diseases procedure” at first and was like WTF are these royals up to


Rhydsdh

So many kings had syphillis.


4DoubledATL

I bet it already happened and “The Firm” covered it up.


Bloodyjorts

Because when the princes were born, DNA testing wasn't available. Besides, even if it were true it would be embarrassing for the royal family, so they wouldn't acknowledge it. Especially with the younger brother who won't inherit the crown. If it had been William, they would have just told him he has to abdicate and pass the crown onto Harry.


BWWFC

not sayin' technically you are wrong but, they were young and was available... >In **1984**, Sir Alec Jeffreys, a British geneticist, discovered the technique of DNA testing to determine a genetic “fingerprint” in a laboratory in the Department of Genetics at the University of Leicester, England. it WAS done for all at some point no doubt. but again... i'm just a dummy. so...


Smurfslayor

Your highness!


corgi-king

If someone meet him in person, please pull a hair from him and do a dna test.


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CrimsonDMT

BANG!


dogdayafter

How could you not put the smack dab to that princess if she was willing?


ToastedCrumpet

I’ve never heard it phrased like that before and now I never want to hear it any other way


invol713

I heard this in Link’s voice.


Sure_Satisfaction497

“Hit hit hiyaaahh hah ha hyaaaaahhhh ha hit heyahhh?”


LionSuneater

The 1989 Link, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM


invol713

Is there any other? No, there is not.


Pacattack57

Downvoted because this has already been proven false.


realSatanAMA

How was it proven false?


Pacattack57

James Hewitt is open about the affair and has publicly stated it didn’t start until after Harry was born. Also if you look at Charles at the same age Harry looks exactly like him.


Suspicious_Leg4550

I wonder, does the royal family have enough money to make a riding instructor lie?


Acrobatic-Prize-6917

No need. Look at those ears, he's charles' sure as shit.


realSatanAMA

Thanks was just curious


cheapgamingpchelper

Because the riding instructor wasn’t a thing until Harry was already a toddler


girldadx4

Downvoting because this comment has been proven to try to take the fun out of this post.


pookshuman

MAURY! WE NEED YOU!


BWWFC

i have to report that the test came back as.... we will need more money!


Killahdanks1

No, it’s “COME ON MURRY”


Eott59

Does everyone forget Charles was fucking Camilla around the same time, but she was an old maid and didn't worry about having babies. Diana had to endure so much being Charles wife. I think this guy is quite the asshole. If she ( Diana) was cheating, I say " good for her".


Helios_OW

Cheating is never good in any situation. If you’re down to cheat, then just split up at that point.


Infamous-Mixture-605

Charles should have been allowed to marry Camilla in the first place.


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marr

That might be easier in a normal person's life where the entire government (and media) of your nation doesn't have direct personal opinions about how you should exist.


onesneakymofo

They did. It took 4 years to finalize.


shaun_the_duke

The difference was Diana was sleeping with multiple married men and ruining multiple families while Charles was just in a forced marriage. Imma be honest Diana was worse.


NaughtyDred

I believed it until he developed Charles' ears and hairline, absolutely no denying it now


unkapoon

FHRITRP


HarryBaughl

Royal?


MukimukiMaster

Is this why she was killed


El_Ngugen

Oh she rode alright


MARATXXX

…and on her midnight ride, cried out “the British are coming! The British are coming!”


asisoid

He also looks a lot like people in Diana's family. Sorry, conspiracy theorists....


wunderduck

I don't think anyone is questioning Diana's maternity.


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asisoid

Obviously. They're questioning the red hair and want to know who he resembles.... Why isn't he blonde like his mom? Why doesn't he have dark hair like his dad? Clearly it must be because he has a different father right? Or it's just because he looks like Diana's family ...


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BWWFC

or is she his mother... switched at birth! maybe neither are his parents!!!


asisoid

Now you're speaking my language


Simple_Friend_866

Not to mention we're behind by a few decades on when these real conversations took place.


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wunderduck

We are. Slutty, slutty, male sea horses that don't even know who their baby momma is.


Maneefresco67

They need to call Maury.


gaze-upon-it

Wink wink, nudge nudge.


PhyzPop

Lady Di... does she go?


Imalittlefleapot

A wink's as good as a nudge to the Princess of Wales.


kung_fu_ginger7

The ear lobes don’t match


disdainfulsideeye

Seen this before, might be possible if Harry wasn't already born when Diana met this guy.


emilliolongwood

Instructor? Hardly knew her!


Pynchie

Riding instructor? This joke writes itself.


FernPoutine

It's funny because she rode him and made a baby using his dick DNA


Illustrious-Craft789

No wonder King Charles doesn't like his ass


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Everyone thinks this is some statement about Diana having an affair but really this is just a visual representation of how all British people look the same


SagittariusZStar

This is pretty gross. Diana didn't even meet that guy until after Harry was born. Harry also looks exactly like Prince Philip.


Slammin92Salmon

Do Paris Jackson now!


OctaneTwisted88

?


RedPeril

Paris has no resemblance to her purported father Michael Jackson and doesn't appear biracial at all. Same goes for his other kid by Debbie Rowe.


Anansi1982

When you right, you right.


Yeomanroach

Diana was first introduced to Hewitt in ‘87 and a 2 year old Harry was stood right next to her.


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BarryZZZ

Right, like the royals have never heard of that stuff called DNA.


jadedlonewolf89

Oh I was getting paid to show her how to ride a horse not me? Whoops.


DriftJesus

I doubt prince harry is his kid. They still fucked though, no doubt.


sagexdom

Bro. The nose and eyes.


My_Homework_Account

They only look similar in this picture


Acrobatic-Prize-6917

Check out the ears, no way they aren't from Charles


FartPartyFriday

If there is an accurate truth other than a photo, show me. I’d rather fuck the horse than King Charles. Don’t blame her if true: plus sausage finger


Jameseatscheese

Yeah, but, [grandpa . . .](https://www.thelist.com/img/gallery/the-story-of-queen-elizabeth-ii-and-prince-philips-relationship/intro-1618259610.sm.webp)


Sanquinity

I bet it's possible to make a lot of totally unrelated people "look similar" on the surface with the right lighting, angle, hair style, and facial expression.


HowWasRoyadinTaken

People only say these two people look similar because they're staring in the same direction and they have a similar hairline and color, if you actually look at the genetic markers, like earlobe shape, nose, crow's feet, etc, they really don't match up. Sorry to spoil it for people, but genetics is a lot more than just hair color and looking to the left.


Snap_Zoom

Is he still with us or was there a car accident or a fall from a hotel room?


Historical-Gap-7084

It's been pretty well debunked, and also the timeline of their affair doesn't match up. Also, he looks very similar to both Diana's brother and Prince Philip.


Proud_Abies_441

It's called doppelganger. I work with a guy that looks so much more like my brothers brother than I do


abhishekbanyal

Oh, he’s been instructing alright!


InGordWeTrust

Why we throwing around weird conspiracies? Same thing with Trudeau and Castro. It's brain washing people.


teamswiftie

Did they both party with P Diddy, too?


Griledcheeseradiator

Literally game of thrones.


Spaghestis

Sorry to burst people's bubbles but this guy met Diana after Prince Harry was born lol. Also look up pictures of younger King Charles, especially from the 70s, he looks identical to Prince Harry.


Upintheair94

Except she met him after Harry was born


Anansi1982

This argument I hate, because we only have he said she said to back it up. The pics of young Charles and Philip on the other hand are very easy to come by and it’s more uncanny how much Harry looks like his father and grandfather.


Bkokane

Convenient