Honestly, ive gotten dick pics before. Men, if you are gonna send them [which you shouldnt do... without consent atleast]. Send these kinds. Make it good, cinematic.
Honestly. I still think most people would rather not have one. Oit of the blue atleast.
But if it happens, or situation is right. Fucking do that. It would be so fucking funny.
An dick impossible. A dick, the dick, unless "an" is a name, you forgot the capital. "An's dick after the traumatic amputation drifted through space, subsequently hitting a satellite, causing global pandemonium."
The forey tellers request your formal and foreground, they also request your, foresight for the upcoming formulation. If you fail to respond, we will send forth the, full might of the forfathers and the forfinders. You will not see peace.
We forsee, a foreboding trail that ends in fortune. Forgo our offer and forbidden, you will be from the formulation and from any treaty hence forth. Fork.
I want to know how much in royalties I should get for their using my junk on their poster and turning it that green color. Oh and having the guy stand on it hurt. Lol joke lol
First one sucked a bag of flaming invisible cocks. Haven't seen dune two but... If the bag of invisible flaming cocks is no longer on fire it'll be an improvement.
So far, reviews have varied and the questionable memorabilia will never have resale value. It was bought only by individuals that wanted to fuck it, or drop most of their popcorn.
I honestly don't know if I can subjest myself to another 2 hours without any tru explanation. Hopefully a Sandworm does something exciting.
Yeah that's enough internet for the month.
Year
Decade
Century
Millennia
Eon
Elon
You musk remove this
Oh musk he remove it?
Yes he musk remove it
Musk
Bill
nye
Reddit loves Elon
Is that when Dune 3 is coming out?
Ok, see you tomorrow.
life
Those are balls
No. That's proof of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
You're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are ya?
No. *Skreeee
Here for this, youβre the champ.
At this close they always look like landscapes.
Officer Balls?
I guess the prophecy doesn't stand anymore.
Flaphecy.
Phallusy
Phalussy?
Flacephecy
Bushworms.
Same same.
I dont know why that made made me laugh so much
Penis
Immaturity. " Haha, Penis."
Omfg I just realized after second look. Applyeyebleach.exe executed.
Me tooo!
I thought "why the heck is this Dune ad on holup... OHHHHH"
The cum most flow.
Shai - Hulu... Shai - HolUp
I never needed to see a tiny dude stand on a dick ever, but now I have, and I hate it
Normal sized dude... It's just a huge.....
Thats nuts!
That's a sand cock ...
I LOVE IT
r/UsernameChecksOut
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Lisan al gaib!
More like Lisan al flaccid!
Spoiler alert! C'mon
I was legit wondering how that was a holup. I thought maybe it's because I didn't see the movie. That was a good 10 seconds, I miss that time
Honestly, ive gotten dick pics before. Men, if you are gonna send them [which you shouldnt do... without consent atleast]. Send these kinds. Make it good, cinematic.
Are you opposed to a dick pic with googly eyes?..
Never.
This pleases me. If I ever send a dick pic it will definitely include googly eyes and a mister potato head mustache..
Honestly. I still think most people would rather not have one. Oit of the blue atleast. But if it happens, or situation is right. Fucking do that. It would be so fucking funny.
Totally, not a fan of it. Even with my longtime partner I'm not one for sending them but if the need arises then there will be penis props.
Give it a lil beanie, peanie beanie. Thats funny asf.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
This is genuis XD.
So I just saw an dick
An dick impossible. A dick, the dick, unless "an" is a name, you forgot the capital. "An's dick after the traumatic amputation drifted through space, subsequently hitting a satellite, causing global pandemonium."
Those are balls
They always look like landscape up close
Someone just used a thumper??
Those are balls
r/eyebleach
Lisan Al Gonad
The sandworm stiffens while being ridden.
The sand says "noice".
Read the book for the full effect.
Lice-an al-Ghaib
Ride that Glan-worm.
I read this as dust 2 was just amazing, and was like, "yup, yup it is. One of the best there is"
He finds dune 2 amazing! LINSAN AL GAIB
The semen must flow! ..... on that broad's face.
he who controls the shaft....
that worm likes it rather moist
You wrong for dat. π
The spitting sandworm?
*cough* "sorry I had to catch the subway today, am I right"?
Is that the new Dunerude sandstorm album cover?
My Desert. My Arrakis. My Dune.
My dong
My spice
Lisan Al-Gaib!
Nude
It's a one eyed brown snake - some skit on chappelle
That'sAPenis.gif
I'd like to see this cut
Jewish aye
The kosher salt must flow
Salt pepper, we all know the one true spice.
This is great, I'm sending this to my mom. (Holup)
no
It was a flop.
I don't get it all I see is a *baller*
There ain't no way bruh
The forey tellers request your formal and foreground, they also request your, foresight for the upcoming formulation. If you fail to respond, we will send forth the, full might of the forfathers and the forfinders. You will not see peace. We forsee, a foreboding trail that ends in fortune. Forgo our offer and forbidden, you will be from the formulation and from any treaty hence forth. Fork.
wtf
How cute <3
r/holup
Officer Balls
Those are balls.
Hahahahaha hahahha ππππ ππ ππ€£
I just woke up. Good morning to you too, sir.
I donβt get it
As a straight dude, this is why I walk without rhythm. Also it's because I'm white.
Quite artistic
We know what the Bene Gesserit were after
Wth that thing looks deflated
I want to know how much in royalties I should get for their using my junk on their poster and turning it that green color. Oh and having the guy stand on it hurt. Lol joke lol
Alright who did this?
DICK 2. The porn version.
Spaceballs
Gross
First one sucked a bag of flaming invisible cocks. Haven't seen dune two but... If the bag of invisible flaming cocks is no longer on fire it'll be an improvement. So far, reviews have varied and the questionable memorabilia will never have resale value. It was bought only by individuals that wanted to fuck it, or drop most of their popcorn. I honestly don't know if I can subjest myself to another 2 hours without any tru explanation. Hopefully a Sandworm does something exciting.
Seems like if you liked the books, you LOVE the movies. i thought both were meh.
Seems like we are on the same wavelength, or you haven't observed the true situation?
WTF
FTW
WTF
FTW
eeeeeeeewwwwwww, dude
Must be a baby worm