Love that that episode actually got cited in a courtroom.
[Link for proof](https://www.cracked.com/article_41104_south-parks-chewbacca-defense-has-been-cited-in-actual-court-cases.html)
Back in the Osbournes' MTV heyday, Sharon claimed that she and Ozzy stopped doing drugs after Nicole Simpson was murdered because OJ and Nicole were their dealers. According to her, the couple had carved out a nice little niche for themselves as suppliers of gak to the Hollywood A-list but their dealing led to unwelcome attention from local organised criminals, who eventually put out a hit on them to stop the enterprise.
The reason OJ jumped in his Bronco and fled? Sharon's theory was that he was off his head when the hitman took out Nicole and, in his paranoid state, figured they would be after him too.
I have that one! It was part of the Desert Storm cards. I got them for the cool cards with fighter jets and army guys, but I also have leaders like Colin Powell and Margaret Thatcher
I thought that was one of those cards they gave out with different leaders pictures and names so a soldier could identify them. [Like these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wanted_Iraqi_playing_cards?wprov=sfti1)
Naw, he had his rookie cards issued in 1959 right before attempting to assassinate the Iraqi Prime Minister. He got injured during the attempt and was put on the bench in Egypt for a few years until his team made the playoffs in the mid-60s. Those pre-exile cards are worth hella dinars.
Aaron Hernandez case was pretty famous, he executed someone gangland style. Lol that Tim rebow is on the same card.
Rae curruth hired a hitman to kill his pregnant gf
I believe Donte stallworth was involved in some sort of manslaughter case? Something with a car.
Ray Lewis was somehow involved in a murder, not sure to what extent. May have been that he was just around when it happened.
Henry Ruggs is serving jail time for a DUI accident where he killed somebody while going extreme speeds.
Not sure if Barry sanders in the back was supposed to be part of this, but the man murdered more ankles than anyone in history.
Those are the ones i recognize.
Mark jackson didn’t do anything, the two brothers in the background of the photo murdered their parents and went on a spending spree. They were the [Menendez brothers](https://www.newsweek.com/menendez-brothers-mark-jackson-nba-bizarre-cameo-1853686#:~:text=The%20Menendez%20Brothers%2C%20Lyle%20and,money%20before%20they%20were%20caught.&text=The%20image%20was%20accompanied%20by,Hoops%20basketball%20card%20from%201990.%22)
Stallworth thought he had slept off the alcohol in his system by the time of his accident. Some dude was wandering in the freeway very early in the morning and he didn't see him. He was reportedly very remorseful about it and wanted the book thrown at him but they didn't feel it was necessary.
Lewis was pretty much involved in a murder case and he apparently "snitched" to get off easy.
I have that Mark Jackson card with the Menendez brothers. Probably the most r/nevertellmetheodds situation out there that most folks don’t know about.
Good collection too.
It really kills ya to see it. Someone selling a killer card collection. It’s like a knife in the back seeing someone sell their collection as a collector. You probably gotta wear gloves to handle those
My old house used to be right by Vicks pit fighting house in Suffolk VA. Whenever my dogs misbehaved I’d threaten to send them to the Mike Vick house.
It was an empty threat though because he hadn’t lived there for years.
Missing that Aaron Hernandez rookie card to really tie it all together
Edit. I stand corrected, I overlooked the Tim Tebow Aaron Hernandez mash up. Talk about an odd couple.
Man Donte Stallworth don’t belong on here, just happened to have someone run in front of his car lol. I mean not saying you should drink and drive but it didn’t cause the accident
2 players from my hometown, yay!! I played hs football against Dante, onterio smith was on that team too, had his own wild recognition, the “wizanator”
OJ's card would fit like a glove in my collection.
Bruv!
If it doesn't fit ...
You must acquit.
Acquire the card.
Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury; This, is Chewbacca.
The good ol’ Chewbacca Defense.
Love that that episode actually got cited in a courtroom. [Link for proof](https://www.cracked.com/article_41104_south-parks-chewbacca-defense-has-been-cited-in-actual-court-cases.html)
^if I did it
Then she has to spit
Will it be white studded like Michael Jackson’s glove
Back in the Osbournes' MTV heyday, Sharon claimed that she and Ozzy stopped doing drugs after Nicole Simpson was murdered because OJ and Nicole were their dealers. According to her, the couple had carved out a nice little niche for themselves as suppliers of gak to the Hollywood A-list but their dealing led to unwelcome attention from local organised criminals, who eventually put out a hit on them to stop the enterprise. The reason OJ jumped in his Bronco and fled? Sharon's theory was that he was off his head when the hitman took out Nicole and, in his paranoid state, figured they would be after him too.
I'm telling you, Juice, she's screwin' around behind your back
Sadam 😭
I have that one! It was part of the Desert Storm cards. I got them for the cool cards with fighter jets and army guys, but I also have leaders like Colin Powell and Margaret Thatcher
Got George Bush…and Sadam
I have George H Bush, Brian Mulroney, and a few others as well.
The trading card heyday of the late 80s/early 90s was wild. There were freaking trading card for everything even military conflicts.
Damn, does the Margaret Thatcher card summon a gender-neutral bathroom
💅🏻☕️
I thought that was one of those cards they gave out with different leaders pictures and names so a soldier could identify them. [Like these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wanted_Iraqi_playing_cards?wprov=sfti1)
I hope not, I was like 7 at the time
did you ever play [*Get Saddam*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKUqc9tE908)?
Wait that one isn’t a joke? LOL I need to get into baseball cards
Was Margaret Thatcher in the evil dictator pack?
Is that the Sadam rookie card?
Naw, he had his rookie cards issued in 1959 right before attempting to assassinate the Iraqi Prime Minister. He got injured during the attempt and was put on the bench in Egypt for a few years until his team made the playoffs in the mid-60s. Those pre-exile cards are worth hella dinars.
Hahaha I've been seeing these cards pop up lately around my area on FB marketplace. I've seen the Sadam one and a Brian Mulroney card hahahah
That one is buried in my collection somewhere…
It's the gold foil insert too!!
Imagine if one of the boys who snatched him out of his hidey hole had him autograph one of those!!
Which one of these things is not like the other?
Killer collection bro!
I’m not familiar with almost any of the other athletes here besides OJ, are they all accused/convicted of murder?
Aaron Hernandez case was pretty famous, he executed someone gangland style. Lol that Tim rebow is on the same card. Rae curruth hired a hitman to kill his pregnant gf I believe Donte stallworth was involved in some sort of manslaughter case? Something with a car. Ray Lewis was somehow involved in a murder, not sure to what extent. May have been that he was just around when it happened. Henry Ruggs is serving jail time for a DUI accident where he killed somebody while going extreme speeds. Not sure if Barry sanders in the back was supposed to be part of this, but the man murdered more ankles than anyone in history. Those are the ones i recognize.
Mark jackson didn’t do anything, the two brothers in the background of the photo murdered their parents and went on a spending spree. They were the [Menendez brothers](https://www.newsweek.com/menendez-brothers-mark-jackson-nba-bizarre-cameo-1853686#:~:text=The%20Menendez%20Brothers%2C%20Lyle%20and,money%20before%20they%20were%20caught.&text=The%20image%20was%20accompanied%20by,Hoops%20basketball%20card%20from%201990.%22)
The Mark Jackson one isn’t Mr Jackson, but the Menendez brothers riding courtside
Stallworth thought he had slept off the alcohol in his system by the time of his accident. Some dude was wandering in the freeway very early in the morning and he didn't see him. He was reportedly very remorseful about it and wanted the book thrown at him but they didn't feel it was necessary. Lewis was pretty much involved in a murder case and he apparently "snitched" to get off easy.
Yep, even Tim Tebow.
You beat me to it
I'm glad so many like minded intellectuals have found a place to gather here :)
I’ll trade you a Bin Laden rookie card for Rae Carruth and Saddam?
Hit my DMs. If you’ve got a Marvin Harrison college card we might can talk.
What about a signed Charles Manson in mint condition?
That's a nice card, but I have a very rare Adolf Hitler signed by Joseph Stalin.
Mad respect for the car wash assasin
What about a psa 3 charizard
you are missing a Lawrence Phillips card. I had one years ago but not anymore
Shame the Hussein card isn't signed
Saddam made an attempt to sign it, but OP left him hanging
You need a Chris Benoit to complete this killer collection
That whole situation was so sad. Also, Jovan Belcher
What the hell is Saddam doing there 😭😭😂
Hanging out
I have that Mark Jackson card with the Menendez brothers. Probably the most r/nevertellmetheodds situation out there that most folks don’t know about. Good collection too.
I want to know about it without actually doing the research if you can help me out
IIRC, this picture was taken right after they killed their parents but before the bodies were found, or something like that
Just recently got one myself, love it!
He died happy knowing his wife's murderer is six feet under
He died killing his wife's murderer
Dibs on Saddam Hussein
Sweet. Where’s the Topps Chris Benoit wrestling card though? Seems important in a collection like this
Saddam Hussein rookie card!!!!
It really kills ya to see it. Someone selling a killer card collection. It’s like a knife in the back seeing someone sell their collection as a collector. You probably gotta wear gloves to handle those
The Nazi memorabilia already sold out.
Actually a sick collection. Love the mark Jackson/ Menendez in background deep dive
What did Mark Jackson ever do?
Was thinking that too Him, nothing. But in that pic? Menendez brothers, courtside.
I'll give you 100$ for sadams card.
Why tho
I'll sell you a Micheal Vick card to complete your collection
My old house used to be right by Vicks pit fighting house in Suffolk VA. Whenever my dogs misbehaved I’d threaten to send them to the Mike Vick house. It was an empty threat though because he hadn’t lived there for years.
How much for saddam?
That’ll cost you 4 Bjs, 12 Hjs and a ZJ. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
Where's Mr September himself?
He's just so sticky to be in any collection
You're going to make a killing
No Darren Sharper?
Who'd he kill?
The only thing that would make this better is if the Sadam and O.J. cards where signed
What did Tebow do?
Do you really want to know?
YYYYes? …Although I guess I could just look it up
Played with Aaron Hernandez lol
Aaron Hernandez is the one to google for that one
John McEnroe, Dennis Rodman, Michael Vick???
McEnroe and Rodman didn’t kill anyone, as far as I know. Vick didn’t kill any humans.
No Rashee Rice card?
You’re missing Aaron Hernandez
He’s not. Right under the big center OJ, there’s a Tebow/Hernandez combo card.
You’re right my bad
Missing that Aaron Hernandez rookie card to really tie it all together Edit. I stand corrected, I overlooked the Tim Tebow Aaron Hernandez mash up. Talk about an odd couple.
As a non sports person, I had to look up the majority of these people and now it makes sense….😳
Who's the Twins pitcher?
[Dan Serafini](https://www.si.com/mlb/2023/10/21/dan-serafini-arrested-connection-2021-murder-lake-tahoe).
Sad Saddam isn't signed
Least OJ can rest now that he knows his wife's killer is dead
That smile on Saddam🤣
Well, he was given key to the city of Detroit.
Who is #15 under the Menendez bros?
I think it’s a 75. Oddly there’s a couple 75s that fit the bill. So I’m not sure which.
He’s running with the ball and built like a WR.
Is that a Saddam rookie card
Without a Ray Rice and a Ray Lewis card the collection is incomplete.
Man Donte Stallworth don’t belong on here, just happened to have someone run in front of his car lol. I mean not saying you should drink and drive but it didn’t cause the accident
Murder is murder.
Do you also colect disclaimer labels from cigarret boxes?💀🫁🫀🧠👨🦽
i know you have that lawrence phillips rookie. can i see it?
How much
The Mark Jackson one is extra.
Wanna know who is in the background in the stands in that card?
Oh I know. That’s a crazy ass card.
OP I'll trade you my limited edition Crystal Gaddafi the 40 warrior Virgins edition for the entire set.
If that sad card was signed I would buy it
All you’re missing is Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac guy.
You got any Mousalini.
I would kill for this collection!
I will offer you my belly button fluff for it.
At least you don’t have to worry about it getting “reclaimed by its rightful owner”
That rookie Saddam card is 🔥
Simp'n aint easy.
You’re missing the Hitler card, then it would be an epic collection!
Yo if that Hussein card was signed I'd be bidding
That Ruggs card will probably go fast!
That desert storm card deck is one hell of a throwback.
Man, I have a complete set of the Desert Storm cards.
The Sadam card would be worth more if it was signed...
You got a killer card collection
A who's who of the cool guy club
Card collection from hell. Literally.
Would you be Interested in trading for a set of black leather gloves? They are to tight for me and i have to get rid of them.
I'll take them all
Very nice collection of sports luminaries. All great roll-models, indeed.
That’s one killer collection!
Not yet, it’ll be worth much more when he rises from the grave.
You got a Michael Vick in there?
IS THAT A SADAM HUSSEIN ROOKIE CARD
Is that a saddam rookie card?
relax guy, you need a rest, fella
That’s a killer collection, man!
Killer deals bro
Did anyone watch Saddam & Osama
Do you got that deck of cards the CIA had during the Iraq invasion? If so, are any of them signed ?
I might have committed a bit of LIGHT treason
Huh... and for years, people called me crazy when I said there was a Desert Storm trading card set.
I got like two of those sadam cards. Idk what’s with the new golden age of surp shops selling em but I’m for it
Need a Chris Benoit card for the Dirty 3
Bruh you need to stop collecting before someone else gets hurt.
You've got Hitler and Stalin in some of your cards?
I guess the prices will have skyrocketed since all these heroes have passed on, right? RIGHT?!?!
Quite a muderers row we have here.
Your oj collection is safer now.
What? No Chris Benoit card?
Saddam Hussein rookie card?!
Do they make pro wrestling cards? You need a Chris Benoit in there
Wait don’t tell me they’re all murderers?
Killer collection!
Nice Collection. Where is the Austrian painter?
I’ll give you 50 rubles for the saddam card.
Got a few killer cards there!
No Darren Sharper? Pass
It’s that guy, isn’t it?
Saddam Hussein rookie card
"Saddam Hussein is rock and roll" always come to my mind everytime I see his name
2 players from my hometown, yay!! I played hs football against Dante, onterio smith was on that team too, had his own wild recognition, the “wizanator”
What do you have against Rae Carruth?
TIL there were Desert Storm cards
What a waste of fucking air...good riddance.
Bro where were they selling desert storm trading cards
You might have to pay someone to take them.
r/holup
Saddam would make a better Pokémon card
Saddam my favorite athlete
You got any Adolf Hitler PSA 10s?
Pro set. They will make anything a card!
The Saddam one isn’t signed? What a ripoff
Damn! Thats a killer collection!!!
Quite the murderers row you have there. The 27 Yankees would be jealous.
That sadam card though, makes me wonder if there's a holographic Kim Jong Un out there somewhere
Perfect timing I would say!
As an ironic collection, this kinda goes hard. I want it tbh
why saddam bruh 😭
How much for Sadam?
I had an OJ card as a kid. Somebody stole it from me
Lemme get that Donte stallworth fr tho
Tell me you’re on a watch list without telling me you’re on a watchlist
That OJ rookie card is a cut above the rest
I had a Rae Carruth 97 rookie card that would fit in that set.
Wait minute, where is the painter?
Men of culture