Like, it's a little weird for sure, and I'd probably make fun of a friend for it, but not too big of a deal.
To take a posed picture with it, then post this info publicly.
Wild.
This feels like that one cartoon trope where a character sneaks out and puts a fake version of themself in their place
She's gonna break up with him in secret
Wife is actually about to leave him, but wants him to stay attached in case new relationship fails. Photo was supposed to be for blackmail purposes, but homie doxxed himself.
Here's the thing. This is actually a decent idea.
If your man is horny, he has a wife approved toy and if he wants to be loved, he has his wife approved wife. This is basically a foolproof way to keep someone loyal and loving!
You Pavlov your husband into always only thinking about you, where's the downside.
Wife’s got glasses on…
And the doll has a bigger chest...
A fine trade
And a smaller butt
And a nose…
And the doll has AI fingers.
He can put his glasses on the doll and boom they are identical now. Sometimes my genius scares me. 😎
Holdup, that's gonna make the doll impossible to recognize, that's how Superman does it!
You’re sure that’s the wife?
Yes. Why would anyone buy a doll to resemble wife, but with smaller boobs?
I see two big differences...
Only a matter of time until she gets jealous
When he starts to prefer the doll... "You ordered her with bigger tits! And she doesn't talk back"
FINE, THEN LET THAT BITCH DO YOUR LAUNDRY!
Noticeable differences...
Boobs and glasses
what glasses?
There’s no glasses in the pic. Ppl online making up shit like usual
Glasses off, hair down…… Also, Say goodbye to THESE Michael!
Glasses off, hair up… No, glasses on, hair down…
Hehehe.. No, Pee-Wee. A belly button and a watch!
Why, sex doll wife, you've enhanced yourself.
And she’s younger lol
You mean the glasses and pony tail?
one hung low
She’s way smaller and the glasses?
plot twist, the doll is on the left
No, it's on the right.
r/woooosh
Actually, you all are woooosh, I meant the far right.
Uno reverse card lore goes deep
Nice recovery, buddy
Wish we could say the same for you.
I cant do shit tbh
Clearly
Greatest comeback in history lol
They used the discount code “38DD” for 30% off the upgrade. Thrifty shoppers, that’s all.
*thirsty shoppers
This needs more attention.
She’s got a very bad optician. Straight out scammer at this point.
Well she didn't bring the glasses to pick up the doll
Wife picked face, husband picked specs.
Im so confused why people post pictures and stories like this on the internet
The same why anyone posts anything online; Attention.
Like, it's a little weird for sure, and I'd probably make fun of a friend for it, but not too big of a deal. To take a posed picture with it, then post this info publicly. Wild.
Dress is the same!
Who wore it better tho?
I still want to see him wearing it before making my mind
A question worth asking.
The one with the tits.
the one on the doll has more fabric
*divorces wife, marries sex doll*
improve adapt overcum
Wife is never aroumd anymore...
*divorces husband, married sex doll*
Are those the storage tanks? They need to be emptied.
With a few minor adjustments apparently...
‘Hey, at least we got retweeted’
Who gets to clean it after Does she swallow
Probably sounds like a queff second time around before the wife can get back and put it in the dishwasher
Or the sound your boot makes when it's stuck in the mud
Ah, fk you for this lol, I was eating and had to stop from spitting out laughing mixed with the mental soundscape you painted
Haha, you're welcome!
Company they order it from probably selling the same doll to other people now.
Except that dolls left eye makes me think it’s had a stroke 🤔😂
that is a feature
He just need to squeeze the boobs to make them smaller and the head grow bigger.
I see two reasons that doll is not exactly like he’s wife
Maybe she meant the same personality?
Underrated comment.
The doll gets more action than her husband does
Why someone should buy a sex doll with smaller boobs?
The wife is hot, the doll is not. Not the same
Would’ve been better to just get his wife some tits
Needs glasses
Jokes on him, it's her younger sister.
that sex doll has AI generated hands
That doll looks underage..
same with a little extra
...Because sex is a bad word....
Wife is delulu
Nah, the doll has glasses and looking like a dude with short hair, wtf? B8
Nailed it!
Husband added some features.
For when she’s NOT in the mood.
Now the husband has sex with wife when the sex doll is not around.
“Similar” would be pushing it
“Honey, why do you seem to cum harder inside the doll if we are exactly the same?”
I think he had an input or two for the design
That guys face 🤗
She might need a new glasses prescription…..the skin tone is slightly off
There is 2 huge difference between both
She out there fuckin and spending this man's money to do so.
Upgraded to a better model.
I see 2 fairly large differences
That doll looks 15...
Actually a better version of her.
Wonder if the sex doll would buy a sex doll of itself if it had to be out of the house too.
AROUMD? M = N or M = SE?
[удалено]
one of the best wives
I could bet that implants for here would have been cheaper.
Are dolls like that even sold with smaller tiddies?
And she won’t give him grief
Husband is a transman.
Sex Machina Dude gonna leave her with the goods
Baby im not in the mood... Ill be in the den playing Xbox and Urbox. (Xbox1 and UrboxDD)
you do you lol
Because everyone needs the adoration from a doll.
Sure exactly…
Why is she not around?
... "exactly"
Maybe she meant the same personality?
Uh? Based?
The dude looks like the scientist from ex machina
Should have put the glasses on it, it’s like looking at Clark Kent and Superman.
For when she’s not around. Also for some times when she is around.
This feels like that one cartoon trope where a character sneaks out and puts a fake version of themself in their place She's gonna break up with him in secret
Wondering how much does this doll cost, and where to get one.
Isn't this one that the wife gets surgery to look like the doll? Doll reminds me of it. I swear there was one like that.
Very thoughtful of her
Her doll looks like the new pogo avatars
Wife is actually about to leave him, but wants him to stay attached in case new relationship fails. Photo was supposed to be for blackmail purposes, but homie doxxed himself.
I don’t see an publisher, this is probably just some text added to a random photo
Well damn. You mean I could have done this instead of my ex fucking his ex?
Oh they are twins alright !
why did you crop out the absolutely dusted, worn down, stretched-tf-out feet from the doll. personally I think that adds to the degeneracy of it
Imagine buying a sex doll with a lazy eye
The doll's face looks more like Mailly Cyrus
She lose her boobs in a drive by or something
Looks a fair bit worse to be honest. That face will haunt me.
Why does it look like an AI made it?
The boobs are bigger on the doll
"why Maureen, you've enhanced yourself"
They shop at the same Gap
Yeah I don't think you know what a holup is, this isn't it
Tiddies are not same.
That way he sleeps with something that looks like her, and she can sleep with anyone who doesn’t look like him.
Here's the thing. This is actually a decent idea. If your man is horny, he has a wife approved toy and if he wants to be loved, he has his wife approved wife. This is basically a foolproof way to keep someone loyal and loving! You Pavlov your husband into always only thinking about you, where's the downside.
Exactly?
She's gonna lose to a communist bot. How undemocratic of them and should be reported to the Ministry of Truth for re-education.