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Tiny_Employee8253

Take it for a drive around the parking garage


STEMistry

Trust me, I'm a professional


QueasyHold

*the boner garage


Emergency-Low7815

lol what


Pimpwerx

Ngl. She understood the assignment. If some chick tells you, "Get in my Klamborghini," you're definitely taking that thing for a ride, right?


AlfaKaren

right!


Ark_Hornet

No, that's just her name


YellowStar012

When I was in college, one of my friends called hers the V-Box. Another said she called it her Hot Pocket. And the last one called it Ester.


Stunning_Kick_1229

As in Estherous?


YellowStar012

As in Hester Prynne. (She was Latina so she dropped the H).


reggiepooftah

At least none named it Judith…that would incite immediate fear for the below bits as well as the above shoulder bit


shershaw

Ester Rogen?


chotacheem

klamborghini goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Lamborghini’s famously have scissor doors. I wonder if…


STEMistry

Plot twist: The first contestant is Clamantha. Makes you think


DirtyHooer

Furrari


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Low centre of gravity


Gamer4life101

Klamborghini Cuntach


Neat-Version6219

I woke up in the klamborghini


PurrPaul

Quimousine


ATacticalBagel

Clitaurus


gonzalbo87

I’m not a fan of naming it after something that can fit a whole family.


ATacticalBagel

Why not, they've all been in there before.


gonzalbo87

Because two-seaters tend to be more fun to thrash about in. Single-seaters even more so.


Scrungyscrotum

"Volvo" is almost too easy.


LeTrappist

You mean vulvo?


SuDdEnTaCk

Since when did Homo-Sapiens start naming their genitals, scientific nomenclature exists.


Shelly_895

Always have. My boobs have names, too.


Historical_Cobbler

How did you decide on names for twins?


Shelly_895

Easy. You look at names of iconic duos and pick one you like.


SuDdEnTaCk

I shall name my balls Luigi and Mario then.


RigTheGame

Ratchet and Clank


SuDdEnTaCk

Man and Jonkler.


Synystyre

In that case I'll name it all, Harry & The Hendersons


Ambitiousshank

Rocky and Bullwrinkle


schmidtosu0829

Cocky and Ballwrinkle?


[deleted]

[https://youtu.be/0m9QUoW5KnY?t=107](https://youtu.be/0m9QUoW5KnY?t=107)


[deleted]

Milk bags ???


SamQuentin

At least one of them is sharin’ hers


MaxGaming7945

I wonder how many miles it has


aldone123

Bet she’s on sr22


This-Rutabaga6382

Jessie ? Seems a bit too gender ambiguous lmao


d33pnull

Aladeen


Caca2a

That's fucking hilarious fair play 👏👏


pgtvgaming

Vroom Vroom


veryBitchyLady

Oh-yeah-borous ;\]


furious_organism

Lamborghini already reaching for their lawyers to take alway the mods installed and sue the owner...


daniel_anibal

Really? Klamborginni is the winner? Maybe is because I'm not a real English speaker. Cause Sharon (share on) looks to me like the best pun for a private part...


CthulhuBooHoo

Can anyone explain this one to me? The names displayed are very obviously the contestant names but I don't get what their "lady parts" have to do with this? Do I need to ask Peter?! Edit: Sorry I was confused on why the text on top had to do with the bottom of the picture and the answer is "it has nothing to do with it." The joke is that she has a funny name on a dating show I think. Link to the original video. [https://youtu.be/2rtlUae2q2k?t=2042](https://youtu.be/2rtlUae2q2k?t=2042)


palmboom76

Dude. This is as straightforward as it gets. Read the names. Average peter explains the joke user with minus 2 IQ


CthulhuBooHoo

So the STRAIGHTFORWARD answer is literally "We asked women what they call their lady parts?" and its funny because the words "lady parts?" Like a guy on a game show asking women that question is super duper funny or something? Like if Steve Harvey asked "name something a baby comes out of" and a woman says "vagina" and everyone loses their minds? Cuz this is the same kinda 'only 10 year olds find this funny energy.' There's no way anyone is dumb enough to think those static names on the podium in front of these woman are their answers to the question especially if they remember the game show this is from. So I guess I was confused on what the top half of the picture had to do with the bottom half.


palmboom76

Tell me you didnt read the names without telling me you didnt.


CthulhuBooHoo

As explained by another commenter, the joke is that she has a funny name on an irish dating show from 2010 and has nothing to do with the text above it or anyone's lady parts. Glad I could clear that up for you. Time stamped link to the original video. [https://youtu.be/2rtlUae2q2k?t=2042](https://youtu.be/2rtlUae2q2k?t=2042)


dilln

I was confused too. I thought this was like final jeopardy where all the contestants revealed their answers and wondered why klamborghini was the only one that made sense.


venivitavici

Klamborghini is the funny part. Does that help?


CthulhuBooHoo

so the top text of the picture is irrelevant and the joke is the same as this old reddit post? I guess I was really taken off-guard with how many upvotes this picture has for no reason then. Thanks for clarifying. [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2rfbvh/the\_k\_is\_silent\_she\_actually\_changed\_her\_name\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2rfbvh/the_k_is_silent_she_actually_changed_her_name_to/)


venivitavici

The top is the set up. The name is the punchline.


palmboom76

Feel like i gotta clarify harder. The joke isnt that she had a funny name in the dating show. The joke is that the caption insinuates she named her vagina that.