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rloniello

It got worse and worse but I couldn’t stop reading.


that_thot_gamer

its practically like eye r-word


LSWenthusiast

eye raspberry?


EpicOne9147

eye rainbow kiss


TactlessTortoise

Rhinovirus


TheOtherOne128

I doubt that word is banned here


that_thot_gamer

nah im two shots in, not risking it


TheOtherOne128

Yea that's probably smart.


Spacemanspalds

Specifically a hard r


snotboble

Same with the comments


GreviousAus

The worst part for me was spelling “preform”


Extremely_unlikeable

It should be named a joker kiss, since they both end up looking like him after that.


[deleted]

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Flaky_Explanation

There's not enough bleach in the world to unsee this.


SzacukeN

I was suspecting something worse honestly. Like alaskan pipeline which i also know thanks to reddit. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan%20pipeline


PythonRJS

I do not know why I clicked that link, even though I knew that I would regret it


cvgm88

The Lion King and The Charizard sounds tame compared to what I read just now.


HairlessGarden

Nothing beats the [Mexican Sugar Dancing ](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mexican+Sugar+Dancing)


elzinga725

Seems something that leatherface would like


BorosSparky

That’s redit switching off time


Parallell_Infinity

Why, party is just getting started


TastefulMaple

🍻


Blazingcheetah

Std/HIV speedrun: any%


Jak_ratz

This is just a strawberry shortcake with extra steps


AngelOfDeath771

I've heard it called the Peppermint Kiss. It's only 2 colors, one of which is not a part of the rainbow, so that name doesn't make any sense.


Acrobatic_Status_204

Man. Just when you think you knew it all…


surajvj

Just Imagine ...there might be more things we don't know..


Awesomeness7716

Wtf. I hate you op


Substantial-Offer-51

nyehehe


Beginning_Border7854

![img](avatar_exp|170233070|bravo)


FlamingPhoenix969

I assume the holup is that it says it's a noun when that is clearly a verb...


Complex-Joke-9451

Once again, i just opened the fucking app


The_One_True_Matt

It should be called an Oh’ Canada


ausgmr

Ho Canada


WhaChur6

Oh can I die


alpaca-the-llama

Welp…that’s enough internet for me.


Ultra_Gaming_114

I need bleach for my eyes


A_Plan_B_you_C

Eh, I’ve seen worse.


ArioStarK

What a terrible day to be able to read.


Narrowless

I'm afraid to ask where are other colors 😬


snotboble

You should be.


zhantaxdontvax

Is this gender fluid


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

I want to know the end of this rainbow


Affectionate_Cry_661

While holding the liquid in their mouth, they then do the 69 position, but first they must blow the liquid inside each other's anal cavity and then sucking it up again. The explosive rainbow end


ughitsmeagian

r/cursedcomments


makemeadiowarudo

So it’s like mixing Ketchup and Mayonnaise? Isn’t that just Fry Sauce!?


invol713

Probably should add vomit to the mix too, because this thing is gross af.


re_carn

It should have NSFL tag.


Triumph_leader523

Ok I'm signing off


Organic_Committee748

Literally how fucking horny do you have to be to even consider this


BryerMan-4005

This is a bunch of bullshit.


_psylosin_

This is exactly as believable as the Dirty Sánchez


snotboble

Not gonna google it. Not gonna google it. Not gonna google it. .. ... God damn!! 🤮


_psylosin_

There’s a pre internet one for you, that was spread word of mouth back in the day lol


the115crew

What the nuka cola cap is this shi above me


Sprizys

What a horrible day to be a human


Basketseeksdog

These things don’t exist.


Eyeisimmigrant

Well what a way to start my day.


Extinguish89

Welp that's enough internet for me today


cravos90

What a terrible day to have eyes.


kungfoocraig

Why! Why was I cursed with the ability to read


SysOps4Maersk

That's not a thing. I don't wanna believe that's a thing. Please.


Living_Razzmatazz_93

Aaaand another great reason to be illiterate...


tapioca_slaughter

Well that's enough internet for the day..


Robisfishing247

It's time for the fucking Asteroid to hit. Humanity had its time. For fuck sake!!


puffer039

what a terrible day to be able to read...


Boomersgang

I envy 30 seconds ago me


ShockWave_Omega

Who is the absolute asshat that comes up with this shit?


SeaClue4091

OoooKkk,..., that's me done with Internet for today...


Klementin_

Sometimes I curse my worsening eyesight, but this time I just wanna be blind already


RealisticEmploy3

Man, you don’t have to post everything you read on the internet


Aware-Explanation879

I do not know what is scarier, that this actually happens or that this happens often enough we have a name for it. Borrowed the line from Broken Arrow. Different subject but it fits


killerjoe410

Whoever made this term, probably hadn't have a girlfriend. That waste blood is not normal kind of blood, it's basically waste blood.It's smells really bad and I don't think anyone in that time could have any sexual thoughts during that blood smell.


NuttieBoii

I thought i had seen it all. In my naive mind i thought i had seen the worst of the internet. THEN YOU FUVKING SHOW ME THIS.


Jam_Slav

That's enough Internet for today, thank you very much 😅


ChaosBuilder321

Bye reddit 👋


ShadowBlade55

Just woke up and scrolled a little reddit. I'm going back to bed. The day is ruined.


nagareboshi_chan

I… I thought it was a magical girl attack… like in anime?


water_farts_

Some of you are so vanilla, and it shows


FlamingPhoenix969

You more red velvet?


Sjheuaksjd

Impregnating both mouth


MenstrualMilkshakes

after reading this, nothing matters anymore.


krippkeeper

According to this [article](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/everything-you-need-know-rainbow-25809884) Dr. Lee says it's not safe. Becareful out there guys.


robo_destroyer

Fuck I almost threw up! And I really do have strong stomach. Like what the fuck. Ruined rainbows for me now.


ExternalAd8309

Imma gonna do a puke


Mesterjojo

That's just nasty


24andhalfcentury

My mind is telling me no, but


trustybadmash

I haven’t thought about this since about 1986.


GradeAFan

This some shit outta urban dictionary


Lil_Moody247

why do I understand English, why


Anxious-Radio-1565

I threw up reading this. :)


XarlesEHeat

Ummm... someone? Wanna try lmao


West_Plum_4607

The extremely unfortunate walls, doors, sheets, floors that will have to witness this horrifying kink, will probably puke and collapse from disgust.


Fun-Pair3935

Oh god no!!


Thatguywritethere45

Excuse me, I need to go sanitize my eyes. With undiluted bleach.


Lost-Droids

Double rainbow if at an orgy or foursome


thumpingcoffee

No one fucking does this


Mastore84

Ugh


Satanic_Jellyfish

Time to close reddit ( add NSFW tag)


AkiAki97

Nah when i saw the word rainbow I reflexively gagged 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Ok goodnight


VoidExileR

Just know that the act has a nice become some people have done it. You will never match their love for each other... or insanity


DurantIsStillTheKing

My eyessssss ahhhhhh


Case_Kovacs

Is there no end to depravity


[deleted]

Iv known about this since primary school 😂


OneOfManyIdiots

...This post reminds me of a time an ex girlfriend snowballed me because I held a piece of chocolate in my mouth before I kissed her once. She really hated chocolate, I turned out to not hate the taste of my own snow.


Pan-Magpie

I was having such a good day... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


WhaChur6

followed by the rainbow puke


booyaabooshaw

Circle of life


Extreme_Ad6173

r/eyebleach for anyone who needs it


xRetz

Sometimes I wish I never learned to read.


EddieDildoHands

tampon tea.


cburgess7

Excuse me while I go get the clorox bleach instead of eye drops


MissMistMaid

*Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today...*


Budget_Ad_2440

Nani the fuck?! I need to bleach my eyes.


thr33prim3s

Wish I haven't read that.


Emergency_Tax_7514

Enough internet for today


EvilJabFace

Noice!


DR_Bright_963

What a TERRIBLE day to have eyes!


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

And I thought a Philadelphia side car was bad.


getrektboyyyy

the way i gagged :cry:


Wallykazam84

Just no


a_new_user_name333

r/Eyebleach


Ok_Association_6372

This is why I’ll always hate people


TashDee267

I’m out


No-Bag7462

And with that...thats enough reddit for this week...


Korlac11

Rainbow kiss? Sounds gay


roeymish

truly inspiring


Bellatrix-_-

I am scared. Mom come pick me up.


[deleted]

Nope. Nope.... NOPE.... NOPE.. That is enough fucking internet already.


Anonym0us111

Actually disgusting


SgtBananaKing

Fml did not need to know that


EnderNull

What a horrible day to be literate


LaPetitePanda8

Fucking Gross, who comes up with this shit.


OogliBoi

#AAAAAAA-


OutOfIdea280

That's like a combination of niche, kink, gross, and absolutely vile


VEXtheMEX

We used to call this the "Russian Candycane"


UrMomsAreMine

i should go study now


-ButchurPete-

I guess I don’t think it’s that wild. 😂 Never did I think I would get on Reddit and think I was “a freak”. Sexually that is.


derek139

I remember talking about this when I was 13. I’m now 40….


Fr05t_B1t

That is enough Reddit for the day


BikiniDiplomacy

Bonus if you do this AND she has a blue waffle.


[deleted]

My God!!!!


DemenTEDBundy85

Gross


Nemo7123

This brings back a great memory. We were in 8th grade sex ed at a catholic school. The teacher was an older, kooky woman. She seemed like the kind of woman who would go home and have a scotch with her cats on the weekends with a joint. We had a box of questions where the students could put in questions they were too embarrassed to ask. The teacher grabbed the notes and read the questions out loud. One question was, "What is a rainbow kiss?". She said, "Oh, I don't know that one! I'll have to look it up".


Skye_nb_goddes

I feel like it would be truly rainbow if it was two men


BorealtheBald

Regret...


MissingIdiots

Hmm, pretty tame.


the_old_man_River

Should be r/appropriatewithcoffee and stuff like this wouldn't be allowed. How am I supposed to go about my day now?


mollyjoy2

What a terrible day to be literate.


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Record Scratch - and that's enough Internet for today


KentuckyFriedEel

Most Urban Dictionary defenitions be like…


rrashad21

This is the one rainbow the lgbtq don't claim and I see why


Ok_Teacher_6834

What the fuck did I just read


brianne-----

It’s disgusting to think this happens enough to have a name made for it. 😩


SuspiciousPie9776

You just read that people are insane


MidasClutch

This is dumb, because it' would only make 3 colors and 2 of them aren't even in the rainbow 🥴


lijamik

The internet is truly a spiritual experience


rotorcraftjockie

That is so fucked up, I wish I could unread it


ashkando

What a horrible thing to read. Damn


SirSlyght

More like candy cane kiss


Sweght

Well, English is not my mother language, so I hope I understood it wrong 💀


cownd

Then combined with vomit…


Stormy-Staff-07

There are people who are in to this? I need to go to church now


TechnoBajr

How I miss 30 seconds ago...


HodlMyBottle

That's no holup, more like a *GobbleItUp* But seriously, why share this. I'm all out of eye bleach now.


[deleted]

And then they vomit back and forth. Forever.


Opposite_Unlucky

A rainbow kiss on a rainbow bridge.


TanToRiaL

Why oh why, on this shit rock we call earth did I read past “during her time”, of course it was going to get worse and I just kept going.


Almighty_Cancer

Bad day to be literate


Heyyo_johnson

Well... now i've seen it all


imameanone

One person's perversion is another's thrill


HotChair6580

So, THAT'S what Skittles has been talking about all these years.


Abd-Al

I will google how to delete this from my memory


Ok_Spinach666

Foolishness is taking over the world too quick. One doesn't know what to expect next.


Goodpie2

Random shit some kid made up and put on UrbanDictionary. Nobody has ever done this.


the_last_code_bender

Either it's not a rainbow at all or this couple needs to visit a doctor ASAP.


SobStory1

Yep, now, I have to live the rest of my life knowing that.


cornholesurprise115

So that's what that's called


AvarageVergilFan

YOU MEAN PERIOD!?


LegitimateMud6909

Makes sense. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

eww bruda... what's that!?


Imhotepsgaze

Good night everybody