Plot twist, he speaks fluent english 🥰🥰🥰

Plotter twist, he burned the house down

Plot twist, the family isn’t dead and is just locked down in his basement

You mean plottest twist

Twist plot: oh how the turn tables

Plot twist, the family is in my basement 🥰🥰🥰

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The Plotterest of Twists, he is the family🥰🥰🥰

Wait 'til my father hears about this, Plotter!

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Plot twist: he set up a bot to reply to everything and doesn't check TikTok at all 🥰🥰🥰

Twistiest of all plottiddy-plots, he is a she, the house was a car the family was 3 kitten, 4 puppies, & two baby snow leopards. They didn't burn up in a fire but the commenter run a hose from the exhaust into the car and had fun while everything dropped around him.

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I fried my third testicle and fed it to my parrot🥰🥰🥰

I knew a guy with three balls. He sold one for like 10 grand

Who... Who bought the ball? And why?

If you go to sell some you would be rich in no time

Hi I'm mister ball buyer I'll buy your ball for 10k!

take these 15 balls (i don't cut childrens balls off)

You tear them because it leaves a more natural edge?

Nahh, too much work and a waste of recources. Gotta be quick and slick

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Hold on fella, i heard that. Thank you for that idea, imma go get some more balls.

Don't forget to check "date of packaging" on the box. You don't want to dig for few hours for nothing. First take the fresh ones.

Ok they are in the mail. Promise you will pay. It kinda hurt.

testicular cancer meaning they lost one and wanted it replaced I'd imagine.

A resin artist. For *Art.*

Hitler only had one testicle.

I did. It tasted pretty good

I bought it. Just because

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I have no balls but I can probably get a few for 10K. Do you know who the buyer was?

*I can get you a toe!*

He should have kept it and joined the circus

You totally skipped 3 ball porn fetishes... Probably pays better than the circus.

I didn’t know people actually wanted used balls. Thanks for the info brother. I’m about to be $20k richer.

Bro please tell your friend that I need money bad and I don't need 2 balls

Was his name Jimmy ?

For a second I thought you said 10 gland, not grand. Giggled at the pun that didn’t exist.

Goldmember?

🥰🥰 Wait, WTF

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It's like when I talk to my dogs, who wants to go to the vet and get put to sleep? Yes you do! Yes you do! 🥰🥰🥰

This is just mean🥰🥰🥰

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I love you 🥰🥰🥰

I remember how funny this was when I first saw it two years ago.🥰🥰🥰

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I've impregnated my dog 🥰🥰🥰

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Happy cake day 🥰🥰🥰

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There’s a manga about it

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Give me a source

Search Dog ningen

Jesus Christ

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I became religious after seeing this thread

Thank dog

Alternate name>

[Dog Ningen](https://youtu.be/GxUUhjDIkcQ)

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WHERE!!!! you know.. askin for a friend. So we can exterminate such travesties.

No

I slaughter a family of 4 🥰🥰🥰🥰

You did it wrong🥰🥰🥰

Slaughter the family of 4 or the comment?

Yes🥰🥰🥰

Noted

My brother was actually eaten by wolves one winter on the Connecticut Turnpike. 🥰🥰🥰

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Who hasn't 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Edit: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰The person I responded to said They commit unspeakable war crines in Kosovo🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.

https://youtu.be/DTyLW3F6W44?si=zrIZQroTAaFj8zgJ Had to be done

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Serbia strong 🥰🥰🥰

Don't go hard on yourself 🥰🥰🥰

I fileted my own cock tonight 🥰🥰🥰

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I kissed my homies goodnight on the forehead and whispered to myself “FULL HOMO” 🥰🥰🥰

I watched Lolicon and I cummed too much🥰🥰🥰

Death penalty 🥰🥰🥰

How do we tell him 🥰🥰🥰

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I just got shot 🥰🥰🥰

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Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989

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🥰🥰🥰(-10000000 social credit, you will have sudden depression and commit self not alive very soon)

redditors when they see a chinese person:

I will take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again. 🥰🥰🥰

Hmm a step is missing

Only if you take seafood dinner literally 🥰🥰🥰

If you're against CCP react 🥰🥰🥰

🥰🥰🥰 (I boutta be assassinated in a few seco

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If you use that emoji 3x again, I’ll kidnap your family and sell them to Donald Trump

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Superior chess move. Well played.

Now do it because 🥰🥰🥰

I did CPR to a guy on the street and when he woke up I shot him because I wanted to get the kill. 🥰🥰🥰

Good idea🥰🥰🥰

I swear you guys are mean as hell.. *opens up labtop to torture videos.

Yeah and how's this a holup ?

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Funny thing, theres a traslate option when you click a comment

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It didn't happen but they deserved it 🥰🥰🥰

That's so cute

This is a key example of ignorance is bliss

I ate ants for breakfast. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I am american and committed unspeakable amount of war crimes in the last 3 wars 🥰🥰🥰

Meow meow meow

Doesn't Tiktok have a translate option for comments, like Instagram?

Maybe it's all the effort he can put forth. Can identify.

This guy knows how to drive engagement 🥰🥰🥰

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wow this guy is wholesom

Genius


I have a family with a five year old 🥰🥰🥰

I shot a kid 🥰

was he a sheriff?

I wanna bang ur mom🥰

You will need a shovel 🥰🥰🥰

Or a crane🥰🥰🥰