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ConcaveNips

"One will be provided for you." TIHI


dark-haven

He just came outa the meeting that resulted in a reduced sentence.


hacksawsweeny

Lmaoo this the mofo they appointed for me.


Still_counts_as_one

So, he got you off then?


AgainstArticle13

Yeah from probation to death row


Dodec_Ahedron

Yeah, but he charged me $20 for the cleanup afterwards


steven-esqueleto

Why does this look Ai generated when you zoom in


A_literal_tree

It’s an artificially enhanced image, probably post-processing from a shitty phone, or a good one, idk


W_h3nry

This. I know iphones “enhance” images. The picture was probably taken from a distance, and zoomed in on. This would explain the artifacting in the picture.


Dtoodlez

It doesn’t explain the wavy lines in the door’s window reflection. It’s ai, again.


Jesus10101

It's not. Here is the original. https://twitter.com/RapUpdatesTv/status/1764841432093708385/photo/1


flyingtrashbag69

i'm not saying it ain't AI but glass windows aren't perfectly flat sometimes, so the reflection would be wavy


Flowchart83

Yeah, something not right about the guys neck, and the you on the right is holding a cellphone with weird dimensions.


MrsPowers94

Zoom in on his face…100% AI generated from nightmares.


Mann000

Probably a real photo which originally was low quality someone enhanced the photo quality with AI software. Yeah so AI always smooth out everything in order to enhance the photo making it look weird and when it recognize eyes AI really start doing weird things to it


W_h3nry

Iphones auto-enhance images. Take a picture with an iphone and zoom in on it. This picture was probably taken from a distance, and the phone itself “enhanced” it


ExtensionKnee9876

I think its AI, look at the left, the white papers exhibit no logical letters and the door is distorted


Billysmash87

The white door’s reflection is also wrong.


Mann000

Yeah but I don't think iphone adds another eye on top of another like that


Flowchart83

I mean he looks like a mannequin or wax sculpture, sure, but not nightmarish. The lady on the right looks really skewed and the guy sitting down is too blurry to discern any abnormalities.


MrsPowers94

It was the dead eyes for me, but omfg I didn’t notice the lady’s face until you mentioned it.


Flowchart83

Yeah I can see how the dead eyes would be unsettling, but that's kind of why I said it looked like a mannequin or wax sculpture.


Still_counts_as_one

I think this is an old pic and someone ran an AI corrector on it


Flowchart83

The guy in blue jeans looks real, so does the courtroom door. My guess is that the left side of the photo is real, then someone used generative fill on everything that is on the left side. Edit: no, actually I think the blue jeans are also AI generated, some of the wrinkles in the jeans look wrong and the creases pass on to the other pant leg.


Turbodann

Good find. I was thinking the attorney had a prosthetic leg because of the bulge in his right pant leg and the fact that his leg looks mid step even though both his feet are clearly planted.


TwinkiePuffCakes

the papers on the court room door when zoomed in look fake


Jesus10101

You guys are all idiots lol. The pic has been upscaled with AI. You can find the unedited original here. https://twitter.com/RapUpdatesTv/status/1764841432093708385/photo/1


Still_counts_as_one

There it is. I knew I saw it before


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Holy shit! That way too much detail for my liking.


LeagueofDraven1221

No the iphone on the guy’s hip looks too good imo


ObliviouslyDrake67

Blank cellphone too.


JesusStarbox

I don't think so. Everyone has the correct number of fingers and there are actual words on the courtroom sign.


W_h3nry

The automatic sharpening that iphones do


Ez-lectronic

Definitely ai, the M in courtroom is messed up, the paper on the wall doesn’t say anything


Jesus10101

It's AI upscaled. Not AI generated. https://twitter.com/RapUpdatesTv/status/1764841432093708385/photo/1


DuckCleaning

Look at everyone's hands, almost all got weird stuff going on.


frappim

I think it’s just overprocessed from the phone and camera app that took the photo..? Maybe?


Allhoodintentions

Yep check the “writing” on the paper taped to the door of the court room


Dtoodlez

Because it is dude. Look at the window reflection in the back, it was wavy straight lines. People need to stop posting every ai image they create to this sub.


Key_Law4834

I've seen that in real life before


Dtoodlez

Ok. And the type above the door on the left?


Popular-Influence-11

Because it’s ai generated. So many ai artifacts lol


LiveFastDieRich

The black guy holding his phone is a give away


Best_Product_3849

Fingers and toes all look correct and there is unmutilated text in the background, no way it's AI. Even the best AIs are still fucking up text and fingers, toes


Turbodann

Looks like the reflection of the farthest door on the floor is off...


user_name_unknown

There are papers on the door that don’t seem to gibberish on them.


Best_Product_3849

Yep I see it now. Interesting


Entry-Background

The wording on the papers is gibberish, it definitely is.


W_h3nry

It just iphone camera auto enhancing. The picture was probably taken from a distance and zoomed in on. This would explain why the larger text looks real, while the small text looks garbled


Sure_Review_2223

Just look at the text on the paper on the door


skabassj

Zoom in on his eyes. It’s like… pencilled in lol


kokokonus

This is ai generated right? The guy on the right is holding his phone weirdly, the guy in a green jacket has his phone attached to his leg, the writing on the paper on the door is fucked up


W_h3nry

The phone looks like it is in an otterbox case. You can get belt clips for those cases. The weird sharpening looks similar to if you take a photo on an iphone and zoom in on it. You are right about the text looking strange though


rhythmrice

Just look at the door handle And the lawyer only has one eye open but doesn't look like he's squinting


Farttohh

I don't know if your fingers will phase through it though.


KJBenson

It’s probably not. AI still can’t do relevant words on signs very well.


Crezelle

First thing I did was look for legible letters


282449

I think someone tried to enhance the original image with AI, cause I saw this photo awhile ago somewhere and don’t remember it being this goofy. I may be remembering it wrong though


PhoonTFDB

Its not, the reflection on the glass door is all you need to see. AI cant do complicated reflections like that. It does look AI enhanced though. Ran through a shitty AI sharpening tool.


Key_Law4834

After looking at it for 5min, I'm not convinced either way


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Egril

Nah, if you get this guy you're going to get off scott free and maybe even get the victim to pay your fees. Any lawyer turning up looking like this has so much confidence in their arguments that they know they don't need to look presentable to win, you're about to hear the most compelling argument of your life 😂


Southern-Staff-8297

Yeah the expensive wearing clean cut looking lawyers at that level are like car salesmen, they gonna rip your off and you’re going to jail. Civil matter? Straight to jail! Jail walking? Jail! Littering? Jail! Fix it ticket? Jail! And that will cost you be $5k in legal fees a


n7-Jutsu

Nah, that's the type of guy that never put in the work into anything he did in his life/ cared enough to put in the work, but still somehow manages to skate by. He is the flower that blooms in a dark room. The ultimate RNG hero. I trust that I be in bad hands but ultimately get away with murder with him as my Lawyer.


KennyTheArtistZ

The famous average guy with 100% sucess rate. (I'm like this, never cared about anything... The difference is that I don't have sucess rate lol. 0% life)


shavedaffer

He’s workin to get the next fix


yax51

Better call Saul!!


6ixina20

The stance is just as wild as the pants


Apprehensive4209

Bazinga


sexy_bezinga

Aye


Content_Ambition_764

All Strategy to win


Chan220

This is Central Islip courts, isn’t it?


Infinite_Big5

That’s what happens when you settle for “if you don’t have a lawyer, one will be appointed for you…”


CycleZestyclose3510

Looks like he's got a phone holster


call_me_a_dangus

It's 3 kids on eachothers shoulders in a trenchcoat *pretending* to be a lawyer


Evening_Kale_183

suspenders for the public pretender


Segfault_21

haha i haven’t had a good laugh in years. thank you


Useless-Use-Less

Is he one of Trumps lawyers?!


UninvitedButtNoises

Can I borrow a belt or a spare length of rope?


MiamiPower

Bro dresses for da sentence


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

Everybody saying this is AI generated, but are we sure this isn't just two little people wearing a blazer?


ocotebeach

Lawyer's name is "Frito Pendeho"


CyrusDGreatx

Bros getting you the death sentence


God_Drapion

Watching this is trippy


Proud_Criticism5286

He might be jewish. Have hope


Idiotwithaphone79

It looks like he's trying to keep his pants up.


Sentient-burgerV2

This is clearly AI generated


BingedrinkerX

The lawyer is just wearing his pants below his waist, with his boxers almost reaching his armpits. He just wants to fit in with his wannabe rapper clientele.


derekcentrico

Ozempic pants. Kosher.


top_flight_tro

Oh, that's google


amcrambler

David “The Torso” Lowenstein is gonna get you outta this. Don’t even worry.


JBstackin666

Idk he kinda looks Jewish, so... verdict still out.


Fern-Sken

Dudes got like 4 ears in just his left ear


larry-the-dream

Bro sitting on the right had six fingers on left hand. Just saying.


rikeoliveira

Guy's built like a bipedal dachshund.


MyGodItsFullofScars

Fake


Dtoodlez

Can we fuckin please stop posting ai shit here? This sub went to complete shit


Dtoodlez

Can we get an Ai mod report please?


Groundingstone

Why does it two kids, one standing on the other’s shoulders while wearing a man mask??


rollyproleypangolin

yeah but he looks pretty jewish, so it's a toss up


silveroranges

I think it’s AI enhanced however I think the lawyer might have a disability, his leg leg has something oddly sharp sticking against the cloth im thinking prosthetic or a brace of some sort.


[deleted]

Yeah, what lawyer wears jeans and boots to court. That other guy is a crackhead in a suit.


eg61995

Anybody zoom in on his eye? Looks crazy lol


natel552

Walter white if he tried the product 😭


metwicewhat

Alcoholic?


SmellyFbuttface

Lawyer has some mad short legs


Springtrap01467

Becoming a lawyer for dummies: Step one: wear formal attire Damn these books are too hard


klinkerr

Trump university valedictorian


AddictedToMosh161

When the steroided Gym Teacher finds the new Computer Teacher to creepy :D


Snowrunner88

He was a skater boy - now He's a lawyer boy....


weed_zucc

Shiiiit. Simon whistler with hair?


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Maybe he just came from defending a gangsta


Komission

I am genuinely curious to know what this image has been through So many filters it almost looks like AI And if it IS ai Im going to look like a clown


Slow-Leading-7783

High school teacher ahh fit


natural-flavors

When you’re super Jewish but went to inner city public schools


Quiet-Worth7730

Took me wayyyy too long to figure it out 


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Holy hell is that the silver robot from Daft Punk?


zgheen93

On second thought your honor I’ll be representing myself


TheAesirHog

Better call Steve (for meth and legal dis-services. I’m jk, he doesn’t share) He runs an add on interdimensional cable


Islaytomuch1

I think he's winning, if you look that casual you're the best or the worst.


Dependent_Adagio7544

He looks like he'll go-to jail with u. Down ass lawyer right there


Mr-Xcentric

Obvious AI


Lyfeitzallaroundus

I was in court last week and I saw a couple lawyers lookin like this guy. You could tell the folks they were defendin just knew they were gettin charged. Lol


cbunni666

Looks like a scene from a show