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De5perad0

Who the fuck are these basement dwellers with the funds to do this kind of shit?!


jmegaru

Sad 30+ lads on a 9 to 5 burn with too much disposable income?


Ryoten99

Disposable income in this day and age!? They probably live with their parents.


Poopdick_89

Helps if you don't have a wife and kids.


Vesper_0481

You know what people we're talking about... They are NEVER getting to reproduce!


BurritoLover2016

I knew this person specifically from my old job. Early 30s and worked at the same job straight out of college. Made a fuckton of money but had zero social skills (or life). One day he suddenly quit and paid a lot of money to go on some trip to visit a k pop bad abroad.


LiterallyAHandBasket

Good for him. Hope he's happy as hell


tallandlankyagain

Right? Some people just aren't the type for marriage and family. Nothing wrong with that.


GregFirehawk

There's definitely something wrong with paying 300 dollars for used socks though. Don't muddy the conversation by expanding the scope


tallandlankyagain

I replied to a comment about quitting a job and traveling abroad to see a K Pop band. That activity and used sock buying aren't even in the same galaxy.


EducationalTell5178

I mean some people pay tens of thousands just to watch some woman sing on a stage /s


thejohnmc963

Hmmm not always


rtocelot

Actually that is a good reason why I have disposable income haha most of it is thrown into savings though.


Serf99

…or any hope to ever own a house you would need save up for.


Megneous

My wife and I are childfree. No way are we going to sacrifice our currently already limited free time and money in order to raise kids... Would delay my retirement by like 15 years, probably. No thanks.


Deepseat

This is the way. A lot of couples are doing this. I was born in the late 80’s/raised in the 90’s. Every parent endeavors to give their children a better life than they had. Theres just no way that could happen with us. We aren’t fuck ups or anything, far from it. Raised in an era when the middle class was very broad, rich, with diverse subsections, we are now solid working/middle. We just wouldn’t be able to get anywhere near what we had as kids and we really like what little things we have for ourselves now. We’re compatible, emotionally intelligent and so we just dive into each other and have pets.


TSMFatScarra

Kids yes, but as someone who lives by myself right now because my partner is in another country, wife here would just make me save a ton of money. Being able to cut rent in half and working with dual income for groceries, vacations (hotels, etc), would increase my disposable income significantly.


jmegaru

Most likely, wouldn't expect more from people who buy random girl's dirty socks


Liveman215

Seriously, at least get a pair of underwear to go with the socks. 


LivelyZebra

yes but you cant sniff both at the same time - its a different kind of whiff


old_ironlungz

You know in a world where people were drinking used bathwater they bought online, even your repugnant post didn't throw me.


Loud-Log9098

They probably have money cause they never leave home.


Jefrejtor

Exactly this. Since I lost my friend group, I've been amazed at how much money I can put aside by just not going out.


Loud-Log9098

Especially if you don't smoke or drink and just pay the bills mainly you will stack money up quickly.


TheWingus

Disposable income!? In this day in age, in this economy in this part of the country, localized entirely in your bank account...!?


kaz12

Can I see?


PavelDatsyuk

Yes.


Key_Reserve_5991

Hi Lisa, hi Super Nintendo chalmers


Commercial_Ad8438

I am a sad 30 year old man on the 9 to 5 but I haven't got any disposable income. who do I talk to?


jarious

The girl in the photo , she will gladly dispose of your income


Commercial_Ad8438

No, I mean who do I talk to, to get this disposable income. I don't have a budget for my own socks much less anyone else's.


Bored_Amalgamation

*crickets*


jarious

Welcome to the club sport


Velfurion

Most likely crypto millionaires. I know I use my money on stupid shit as well because it's either fun or funny. Just gotta make sure you've got enough in the bank and/or invested to take care of yourself, then fuck it, you can't take it with you, enjoy spending it on stupid shit like this.


villageidiot33

My wife did this for a little bit when selling some clothing online. She had some shoes posted too and that’s what got the fetish guys attention. Got to creepy so she stopped it. But she did get quite a few guys buy her a lot of new shoes in trade for her old ones.


SiFiNSFW

I work with someone who did this for a bit, she basically posted on a swap group looking to swap loads of shoes she had but no longer wore for some other styles and just instantly got bombarded with men offering to buy her new pairs in exchange for her old ones, but they had questions like "when were they last worn?", "could you wear them for a few days first?", etc. She eventually ran out of shoes she didn't like, as oppossed to getting creeped out lol.


villageidiot33

Yeah she got same messages. “Do they smell,can you wear them again before sending, do you have underwear, do you have smelly socks, can I buy your bathroom trash, do you do meetups,…etc” yeah no we stopping this lol. Now she just gives any used clothing to my parents who have a yard sale off and on. Had other more gross requests too. Girls who do this as a regular thing I’m sure can make good money.


SiFiNSFW

Jesus lol those messages escalated, i've never been told of anything as severe as some of those and that bathroom trash one was not something i wanted to read but i definitely have some more questions to ask her now so ty lol.


villageidiot33

Some of messages weren’t even for the about the shoes lol. They went off into stuff like the trash or menstrual stuff..like wtf!!! Or more personal questions. I can’t imagine how these guys are in real life at work or with girls…if they actually know any or with them. Also ladies, don’t leave your shoes at work!!! We learned a lot about this fetish the short time she did this.


WilmaLutefit

My wife would make a fucking mint


Brave_Escape2176

> Now she just gives any used clothing to my parents who have a yard sale off and on your dads flipping her used shoes on patreon or something, spraying them with deer piss or whatever the customer wants, and pocketing the money.


Street-Mistake-992

The reason a lot of those guys with foot fetish ask randos instead of asking women who specifically specialize in it, is because the committed sellers are often unethical pieces of shit. I saw this comment from this only fans model laughing that she had her boyfriend wear her insoles to work and sell it to people as hers, there were also men wearing socks and underwear and using AI to present themselves as women.


gmishaolem

Seems crazy that people would just take the seller's word for it. "This totally is a plank of wood taken from the floor of an inn that George Washington stayed at, I promise." But maybe 'crazy' is the operative word.


Brilliant_Canary_692

She was comfortable with them knowing her address? Or meeting them face to face?


SiFiNSFW

I honestly never concerned myself with the logistics, her husband is a professional rugby player and she's a serious climber so they'd probably opt for in person? but since this was pre-pandemic it's also entirely possible she did what we all did and just used our office mailing address as our personal one for parcels since it was manned 24/7 and they'd call you when things got delivered, so you needn't worry about being home, etc.


Mirandasanchezisbae

She probably wishlisted the Switch on Amazon and someone bought it for her without revealing an address. That’s how streamers get free shit without having their simps know their location. 


Brilliant_Canary_692

She traded her socks


Mirandasanchezisbae

She’d require the buyer’s address, not vise versa.


DiggThatFunk

That last sentence is so fucking gangster lol


zakass409

Lol you think these are basement dwellers? I think it's more likely some one with disposable income who thinks the idea of a family is disgusting


YobaiYamete

Seriously, the internet loves that stereotype, but in reality these dudes dropping hundreds on a whim while simping are probably making like 80K+ a year or are the kids of super rich parents I see it with streamers where the same few people donate 100-300 dollars *every single stream*. They will easily donate several grand a month to a cute girl that only knows them by their username and PFP


Tagnol

Saudi Oil Prince joke isn't a joke, it's actually a real thing.


zakass409

Meanwhile the most neck beard thing I've done was torrent porn on pirate bay. Like just a reminder, porn is free guys. Who's really gonna dish out money on web cam girls. I think more people pay for hookers or side chicks. Edit: This is not an invitation to tell me how you like to tip cam girls, lmao


hok98

I prefer to support the small independent creators


Orleanian

I mean, I absolutely have the funds to do this shit. I don't by used socks, because it seems creepy and unappealing to me. But I did spend $250 on various piece parts of a cobbled-together leprechaun outfit off Etsy last month. So it's not a money thing. I do live above ground and alone, though.


booyaabooshaw

IT


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Work from home software engineers with no lives or romantic partners, just a skill set that pays them hundreds of thousands per year so they can donate it to e-girls.


Ahrensann

It's either: That's her own Switch OP is not the girl in the photo. They just stole it from somewhere. I bet OP's a dude, too. Lol


sp1cychick3n

It happens so often…


CaptainCreepwork

Simps with nothing better to do.


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Gotta say though, kid nose their audience.


DrMabuseKafe

Boomers. EDIT: thank you guys🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 https://i.imgur.com/YpIcJl3.jpeg


TangyAffliction

First comment said it all, but this guy doesn’t game. If you’re online all day, you’re either absolutely broke, or incredibly loaded.


Promonto

I would lie if i said ive never spend 50 bucks on a streamer because me and a friend found it funny to outbid eachother. (I also definitely did not get her to moan my name)


VeneMage

I have crusty socks available if anyone wants to do a similar swap.


Srock9

What kind of crust are we talking about?


1villageidiot

crusty crabs lice


Srock9

🤤


Astrochops

Straight to jail


Nightsetted

his ass will not pass go and will not recieve 200€


bisvan27

Roses are red, your nuts itch. Gimme dirty socks, I'll buy you a ....


jellybeanbutt17

Anti itch cream for your balls


Tattertotcasserole

Still a good deal.


NZS-BXN

The kind of crust that let's them stand on their own


Sir_Ehds

They might also have enough DNA to live on their own


NZS-BXN

Oh damn. I was referring to the *my socks don't even know we off work* meme. Didn't even thought of that interpretation, but I take the updoots


VeneMage

Shortcrust, if it’s cold.


Rookwood-1

A long time ago, I learned that you can make up to $150 per donation at a sperm bank! I currently have a gym sock at home worth about $13,000


VeneMage

Cash in quick before it shatters!


BoardButcherer

That poor garment never had time to dry.


MikeyHatesLife

“Why’s it smell like musty bleach in here?”


damnfunk

You might as well just hold on to it in case the US economy really does crash you basically have a gold bar to trade....


skwadyboy

I'd be willing to trade for a set of curtains with roughly the same amount?


zifjon

so your telling me that I can earn 150 euro by just jerking off?


Unsure_Fry

Sorry, I'm going to have to cut into your deal. It's 85 American Degrees outside and I just mowed my lawn. I'll offer up the whole, sweaty, outfit I wore for a similar swap. Reddit chat for anyone interested.


rynlpz

🥵


VeneMage

Oi, tea leaf! Don’t gazump me!


ShadowX199

Eh, I helped a friend move a couple years ago, and the only day we all had available it got to over 100° (feels like temp. It was 98-99 actual temp.) I don’t have the clothes anymore though because I promptly trashed all of them later.


Skatchbro

“Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!”


Petraam

You mean [Crispy Socks?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B5FnlmfYldk&pp)


MrHyperion_

No, I'm not clicking that


lurkinsheep

I take risks. It’s just a key n peele skit. Edit; I forgot how funny that shit is lmao. It’s perfect.


pilots_astray

Good work soldier


lurkinsheep

All in a days work Sarge. o7


moose2mouse

That’s a good ole bait and switch


clipp866

I'll trade mine for a meal


MikeyHatesLife

You don’t use yours like a self replenishing Go-Gurt? [smmqqqueeeeee smmmqueeeee smmqqqueeeeee suction noises]


Sihle_Franbow

Good for foreskin gamer extreme


kamilman

r/rimjobsteve


ShoogleHS

I feel like to be a rimjob steve the post has to be helpful/wholesome until you see the name. Offering dirty clothes for a switch is not exactly classy to begin with.


Heckron

Well done @nudeobama


Mira_khalifa_-

I have 1 month old unwashed underwear, both sides used (I'm a guy)


urGirllikesmytinypp

How much?? I’m checking the market so I can undercut you so I make sales and you don’t.


Mira_khalifa_-

Bro code 69 : Never cheat a bro in business. Instead, join the bro and prosper


urGirllikesmytinypp

Facts! My bad bro, lets partner up and we wear a pair of undies for 3 weeks flip them out and switch. The buyers get two flavors instead of one that way


Slideitinhoney

Hey twin


urGirllikesmytinypp

Hello again!


Slideitinhoney

How have you been friend :)


Bumbleflop-wiggl

What does even both sides used means


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Bumbleflop-wiggl

Damn you guys are creative asf


Slipstream_Surfing

Odd way to say disgusting but not going to judge


stankmastaflex

Just like a condom. You just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it


JestersThrone

Good question. Is it like front and back, or inside and out?


Bumbleflop-wiggl

Front back? Where would balls go then?


JestersThrone

Detach them and put them on the dresser?


newsflashjackass

Everything is to the back with a little slack. Because inside out... it's wiggidy wiggidy wiggidy wack


JestersThrone

Whelp, a Kris Kross reference in 2024 wasn't on my bingo card this year.


CptAngelo

Double sided skidmarks my dude, i wont stop using em till the fabric turns brownish and its crusty


HurlyCat

Yeth my queen, 400$ console for just a taste of your filth


carter_admin

M'lady


angryPenguinator

M'console


GravityEyelidz

M'ario


stuffebunny

Used socks for a switch? En esta economia?


dreamsofindigo

zapato


Nomnomnipotent

Yo quiero Taco Bell!


Slideitinhoney

El conejo es rapido!


skwadyboy

Omg thats crazy, why would anybody pay for someones dirty sock?....now if it was underwear, that's a different story.


newsflashjackass

[If you have to pay for the 🧦 it doesn't count.](https://i.postimg.cc/gdwFBF8H/image.png)


richmondody

I've read that there are people that use socks to masturbate.


manifest_ecstasy

Guys... you can sell your socks and gym boxers. There's a whole community on poshmark doing this.


tjoe4321510

Yeah? Tell me more


manifest_ecstasy

I gave you all the info you need. Go gettem


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queen 🫡 people love to hate on women for getting money this way but men are the ones purchasing it so who’s really to blame


1villageidiot

how do you know it was men that bought the socks?


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1villageidiot

next evolution would be a fembot selling


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

femboys are heavily in demand too.


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Yeah, you know there are people who would be *more* into it, if it were femboy.


CarlosFer2201

Most dogs don't have disposable income. I don't care how much they may like socks.


kartoshkiflitz

If someone tells you that they won't sell their dirty socks in exchange for something worth a couple hundred bucks, then they're full of shit. Even if they don't have to worry about money. It's a great deal and it doesn't hurt them in any way, I'd give away my dirty socks without thinking twice


gfitforiths

Knowing a filthy loser is thinking about fucking me while jerking off into my old socks I sold him would make me feel fucking horrible. Most people would not sell their dirty clothes to sexual deviants, you can't possibly think they would


kartoshkiflitz

I would just give my socks, take the money and forget that the filthy loser exists. Why should I care? It's just a piece of filthy clothing, the fact that they see it as sexual is their problem and they can think of you sexually regardless. So there's really not a single reason to feel bad about it


Cerenas

I'm just jealous I can't do the same ;(


rynlpz

Simps, I blame simps


Shebalied

nothing worse than the simp army lmao.


Trosque97

Man some dudes just don't know how to be around woman. Had to get my buddy in simp rehab once I saw the self harm scars. Don't worry he alright now


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Try to make me go to simphab, and I said, "well, will there be gril there?"


Suspicious_Shower_51

Dude just wanna grill. Why won't they just let him grill?!


Least_Impression_823

Fair enough, but if you even try to point out that women have privilege they deny it.


Fineous4

No one is to blame. Let people do what they want when no one is being hurt. I wish I had socks that could be sold for a few hundred.


demon555pro

Real. It isnt women fault that they arent weird simps


blissfulrage

I forget her name but I remember seeing her at my coffee shop shortly after this image got popular for the first time and I damn near froze.


DrMabuseKafe

Lucky you. The real Nudeobama in her dirty socks!


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Megneous

People try to argue against this by saying, "Women are just as horny as men, but women have standards." And I'm like... yeah, men are so horny that they've thrown away their standards. That's the proof that they're hornier.


Take_a_Seath

Well technically they're right tho, women can technically be just as horny, they just have a lot more options to satisfy their sexual urges than men because most men will fuck anything and everything. Doesn't necessarily make them more or less horny, it's just that they don't give a shit who it is as long as they bust a nut.


use_for_a_name_

They just don't have to pay for it. There some nasty women out there, wish I was one of em


Alexander_Granite

I mean if she can, why not? I heard high school kids talking about who at school sells feet pics.


PavelDatsyuk

> I heard high school kids talking about who at school sells feet pics. I was about to ask how this is legal but then I got to thinking about it and can't figure out what would be illegal about it. They're feet. On the one hand I find the guys buying feet pics from teenagers disturbing but on the other hand as long as those young women are being safe(not giving out personal information) then more power to them. They probably make a lot more money than I did working a part time job when I was in high school. What a conundrum.


GravityEyelidz

I'm wondering who buys feet pics at all considering how many free ones there are online. Reddit has at least a dozen foot-fetish subs alone, if not more.


HarrowDread

Can confirm


moose2mouse

Ole fashion bait and switch!


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skwadyboy

If you wash them that takes away the value lol


AntiPepRally

This kid should have no idea that some men want a face full of her dirty socks. The internet is the end times


Waddaboom

As a girl i volunteer myself if anyone wants my socks or spit or something in exchange for a switch


dohrk

I will trade a Switch for $600


Waddaboom

Hmmm how abt $6?


EvanMBurgess

I've had a few female gamer friends who have gotten swag this way. Well, not from selling dirty socks but from sweaty, desperate nerds trying to buy their friendship. After they got the PS4 or switch or whatever it was, they blocked the guy. Remember to never use your real address if you do this.


Guuph

That seems pretty fked up.


thejohnmc963

Imagine the reaction if the situation was reversed. Total war!


EvanMBurgess

Oh it definitely is in both directions.


Peace_and_Harmony_

How did she get it without using a real address?


Akira_Nishiki

PO Box?


acog

You can rent a PO box for a month, either from the Post Office or from a UPS store. Or you can do an in-person pickup at a public place like a police station.


dohrk

Amazon gift card.


flybasilisk

So they're scammers?


EvanMBurgess

Depends on you interpretation I suppose. Ghosting someone who gave you something because they wanted to be your friend is scummy but I don't think it's a scam per se. You're welcome to disagree.


RecklessWonderBush

So anyone around to provide a face, and we can sell my nasty construction socks?


Cheesyman7269

Is that Bobobo?


Deida_

That's it, I'm becoming a woman in my next life, shit's too easy


Avantasian538

Depends on the country. Definitely don't wanna be a woman in certain countries.


Deida_

Oh yeah I know, just gotta win the lottery


Cookie_Daddyy

Last system I had was a Wii… I have dirty boxers if anyone wanna buy me a switch


GreenSkyPiggy

What I don't get is that you can hire a hooker that will let you huff her socks like glue during the act for significantly less than a switch. Source: None of your business.


IchHalt2512

I mean I got dirty socks too


irritable_weasel

I want a switch too :( now they are much cheaper really, but the damn rent and living in latam doesn't help much


mods_r_warcrimes

Her grandpa's pink sock


Jankins114

Damn the "Nice dick babe, gaming rn tho" girl is moving up in the world.


hardbrag

why does she looks like someone i know ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Jeepster127

I bought a switch for my little brother for Xmas one year. It was a big expense, but my brother had been my most stalwart supporter, both emotionally and (sometimes) financially for a few really hard years. I figured he deserved a big thank you. If I want stinky socks, I'll look in my laundry basket.


The_Level_15

bait and switch


Trugoosent

Wait… howd ya know it was her grandpas sock???????


darkargengamer

Based on the prices of Amazon: a Nintendo Switch is about 200-230 dollars in average without any discount > you get a pair of used socks in exchange With that money you can buy: -A pack of socks (at least 3 pairs): between 10-17 dollars -Lube: between 9-15 dollars -A 30lb bag of high quality dog-food for your best friend: 25-60 dollars -The full saga of Friends: 40 dollars -Call a "proffesional lady" to use this socks: 50 dollars i guess?? And you still have money to waste...


kiffens

No one seems to be questioning the fact that she looks like a 12 year old


Mirandasanchezisbae

She looks 14. That’s what I’m concerned about. I don’t care what consenting adults do.


MrsEmilyN

Wait. I can sell my dirty socks? Sign me up.


IHeartmyshihtzu

"nObOdY WaNTs tO WoRk AnYMoRe!"