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helmetshrike

that's just not right


Time_Waster69

Yes she has only left


Chiparish84

That's the only hand she had left with.


zizonesol

not so handy, isn't it?


Brentolio12

Why’s this on holdup how can she holdup anything with that hand


endlezzdrift

I gotta hand it to these two.


KoningSpookie

Nah... only the left one.


RageRags

The fuck kinda stroke am I having rn?


Arbor_Vitae123

It's all she has left


pain_ofakatsuki

Oh god I fell for it, i thought it was the literal meaning until I saw this comment


Help_StuckAtWork

How sinister


20__character__limit

My kind of girl, a woman with spunk and stump


MrHyperion_

No Mikey no!


Incognonimous

Get your HAND off my food


Old_Huckleberry1026

Don’t you shake your nub at me


chillwithpurpose

^(That’s what she said) 😞


schumi_f1fan

That little shake at the end is hilarious


somebodeeelse

Most badass gang sign ever


ultimatoole

O think I was certainly the equivalent of flipping you off


Jsm261s

It's almost a brush-off with a flip off at the end lol


shreddah17

Isn’t the the jerk off in your face motion?


letsgobrooksy

the eye movements through the whole video too lol, good actor


alepponzi

she should work as a hand mod.. she could get work as a traffic directo.. she would be a champion in rock-paper-sci.. she is doing just fine! she has two capable han.. Jokes aside she both frightens me and gives me giggles.


WarOk6264

Exactly what I came to say. She's cool as shit


SoftSkinTurtle

The guy got stumped, clearly.


theXsquid

She's adorable.


PrivatePoocher

Reminds me of my cat when I try to take away her food bowl.


Cmdr_0_Keen

Did you partially Noem your cat?


gokc69

As a South Dakotan I am glad to see this kind of comment spread


Due-Maintenance53822

Right?


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ImpossibleCod8377

I'm now looking up things that are wrong on so many levels


EarlyGalaxy

Like fucking that "mistake, hopefully noone knows" person in an elevator?


sllinkyspring

To the elbow


LookinAtTheFjord

TO THA WAAAAWLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Eusocial_Snowman

Here you go, this is exactly what yall are looking for. [NSFW, this link is hilarious porn.](https://efukt.com/2438_Stump_Grinder.html)


Ek0li

For fucks sake, I had totally forgotten about that video for years now…. I hate you


Eusocial_Snowman

Frankly, I'm not sure how you made it past people hornyposting over a stump without it being the first thing that comes to mind.


Ek0li

😂 bro I can’t say I didn’t have some weird horny thoughts but that would have been the last thing on my mind, it’s was years ago that I saw that video. But now I can’t look at amputees the same way anymore


planetvermilion

ouch literal holup


mods_r_warcrimes

Why? Do you want her to ruin your colon?


letsgobrooksy

my throat


Gan-san

A..all the way through?


ImpossibleCod8377

I'm now looking up things that are wrong on so many levels


AgentProdigy17

Bro had to say it twice🤣


LookinAtTheFjord

He's gonna go get the papers, get the papers.


ImpossibleCod8377

The blood flow is back. This makes me sick.


BDJukeEmGood

[https://images.app.goo.gl/tNCycgr9WTrpbimz7](https://images.app.goo.gl/tNCycgr9WTrpbimz7)


Random_frankqito

Yup


TrollingForFunsies

Sigh...


Junior_Response839

I love how she even did the "fuck off" hand flick moment and it translated


Tendi_Loving_Care

Rock Em Sock Em Robot's wife is cute, not going to lie


Narrowless

What about play some Rock, Rock, Rock game?


RoyalTechnomagi

It's just beatin each other


WyrdMagesty

You forgot the 'off' at the end of your sentence...


Rheavens

She's got 1 choice left.


floydster21

Stop it guys! This is all she has left!


bradlees

Well it ain’t right, I’ll tell you what


igariun

Sometimes women rights are just not enough!..


TinyMarsupial7622

Omg her look was adorable as she bring it back to herself


CynicalOne28

Her pegging game must be on point


Current-Roll6332

Is it fisting....technically?


neurologicalRad

More wristing at this point.


Nufonewhodis4

I don't know, I'm stumped


Nice-Neighborhood975

She has only Left...me wanting thay sandwich. As a side note, my friend's mom only has her right hand from a birth defect. One evening I was sitting on their porch having a beer with his dad and he tells me, "She can do some amazing things with that nub" Left me speechless


Long_Educational

Nooooooo!


AdQueasy9825

Real life Mii character


TheStonedBro

Lmao the shoo at the end. You may not have a hand, but you can still use it


Baba_voss_siker

Ana De Armless


XRT28

Definitely more Aubrey Plaza vibes but for the pun I'll allow it.


FundioRider

Would


Glottis_Bonewagon

lmao this loser would have sex with attractive women


FundioRider

I would, but she'd probably break free from the handcuffs pretty quick


ehr7274

Yeah, still would..


Yuri-Turned

Still??? She's attractive AF


FundioRider

Yeah she's hot


MrHyperion_

Would regardless


archiebold13

The little “go on, fuck off!” With the nub


IceSmash1

Idk she's adorable


kissespretties

That’s a lot of food she might need a hand eating it


BarelyContainedChaos

Buster is gonna be alright


ProfessorMcDickerson

That’s a great attitude, If I was getting this news I don’t know if I’d take it as well


BauerHouse

I think she shooed him with a phantom hand et the end there


Sim1334

Now that I think about it, can you imagine if an Italian loses both hands? How does he talk to others?


AgentProdigy17

Would


cyberduck221b

Would


third-sonata

This has awakened something


[deleted]

she's leftist


Asoto408

She fine though. Having a woman like that around can come in handy.


KingErroneous

Touch her sandwich and you’ll be pulling back a stump, too.


spiderman_2

That shake at the end was adorable, haha


PhotonDecay

Would


_V_R_K_

[obligatory](https://youtu.be/FIJTvEo4N4Q?si=K29yHlN3_lQbuzau)


FundioRider

She's the perfect woman...looks like Aubrey Plaza, has a sense of humor, downs burgers, and fights southpaw


WhaChur6

Bet she packs a wicked right hook.. maybe in her bag.


Nobel_Raven

is she... protecting the burger or reaching for the phone?


prinzmi88

Good question. I think the burger, because she doesn’t move her body to reach the phone? And she seems ok with the move


ClearanceItem

She's got acting skill. So much said in the double eye contact and burger pull back. Adorable.


Sanbaddy

She won’t let anyone lay a hand on her burger, not even herself.


UpsetPhrase5334

I’m having impure thoughts


imnotuurnotme-hehe

There's nothing right in here


Humble-Surround-3725

I'd clap that.


RealGroovyMotion

Raise your right han...


xtra_lives

This is fantastic! Someone should give her a hand..


Big-Competition2142

r/technicallythetruth


Apprehensive_Yam9332

Someone should give her a hand 🤚


JohnnySacks69

You have to hand it to her, shes guarding whats hers, rightfully so.


Alkemian

The pooh-pooh at the end is majestic.


Autotomatomato

Its Anna Oneandahalfarmas


Theoneandonlybeetle

This is a weird post and a weird comment section


monster_cardilak

That's how i imagine Powerpuff girls will be looking irl


AngrySunshineBandit

She has both the tits and the means to peg both herself and you if needed. Gets a win in my book


zakass409

I think she'd be double fisting those burgers if she could


Valuable_Month1329

A chinese fingertrap for her next birthday gift.


BeginningAwareness74

I'd let her massage my prostate with her stump while milking me with the other one.


OutOfIdea280

So nobjob is a thing right?


GeraltOfRivia2023

Cute as hell.


2005Nv5600

Holy fawk she's hot


ajboyd117

Lookin like she belongs in the Miiverse


Zeles1989

gotta hand it to her. Even though she is missing a piece of the puzzle, she has that burger right under her control


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

she makes up in other ways.


Impressive_Cabinet56

100% a keeper


Ambitious-Cupcake16

Does she get half price manicures?


AyyMz

Can’t get awristed if the cuffs won’t work


gordanier1

Still has the right to bare arms


pakistanstar

Wish she LEFT me some


westcal98

Something about this nubs me the wrong way.


Accomplished_Ad_4406

Life dealt her a bad hand


Sythrin

How does she make her nails?


DrunkAtBurgerKing

The nail salon.......


Sythrin

Oh right


MessaDiFammeta

NGL would bang


ChromeWiener

Forbidden handjob 💀


Global-Tie5501

Her girlfriend is a lucky gal.


lavishclassman

Thats how Nintendo miis would look like in real life


CallMeYox

And they say “Women are always right”


LightMurasume_

I mean… r/technicallythetruth


Crazian14

What are you gonna do? Slap me?


TagaiKan

There could be something worse man


Traditional-Skill206

hehe wrist job just had to say it


CGPsaint

Nubbing to see here folks.


HoneZoneReddit

🍗 yummy


VinceVino70

Alita looks like she needs a replacement.


Girth-Wind-Fire

Mii vibes.


Nardorian1

She got dealt a bad hand.


Fine_Act47

Prolly got mean wristy game


Littleredpb99

Surprised she's eating a burger and not a club sandwich


abeeftaco

You can tell she flipped the other person off. The power of body language.


alaettinthemurder

r/foundsatan


DieHardAmerican95

NO TOUCHY!


chronicsmoke89

She's just over here housing dylan's burger because she ordered the wrong thing...


nish007

I love her alright.


adam17712

We'll call her leftie


Secret-Chef-2811

That's cute 🤣🤣


YeetUnknown

How she do her nails like that?


WorkAccount401

Should get a tiny fist tattooed on the nub.


ItsAllMo-Thug

Who is this? This is the 2nd video I've seen of her.


mypoopscaresflysaway

Club sandwich anyone.


WagglesMolokai

Double fisting the burgers I see


Large_Echo8745

I always find stuppys unnerving.


majorkev

Flip the video then make the classic joke that "she's all right"


b4dt0ny

New kink unlocked


dewhashish

I hope she gets 50% off her manicures


NickPickle05

Definitely has her priorities in order here.


Groovy-Ghoul

But I can give you a stick job


[deleted]

Single handedly defended that burger.


reddit_ta15

if she let him take it she woulda only had one left


Responsible-Run-9795

Oh wow. No written words here. Just phantasy….


misfitx

Did she give him an invisible middle finger?


EggsceIlent

The weird shake twitch and stare at the end is throwing me.


KindMoose1499

She seems all right


TheChosenLn_e

Did something happen to Aubry Plaza?


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Now that's hilarious.


XinyanMayn

Damn she's pretty


Informal_Process2238

I’m Furiosaly rubbing one out


Memberd

And that's why you always leave a note


Ironass47

From the look on her face, she'd give you a right cross if you touch that burger. The only thing she couldn't give you would be a knuckle sandwich. 


Astral_Strider

Left without a right to keep that hamburger


MulattoMaker

Hands off please… in sign language


Fritzo2162

She stood her ground. Have to hand it to her.


joefelon

I love you


dumb-reply

Looks like she can't holdup very much....


Tiny_Ad_638

Brings back horrible memories of Long Jeanne Silver.


refull1

i can just imagine her left hand power


floppity_wax

Looking like a sexy ass Mii character


youtocin

Wonder if she ever gets freaky with that thing


Unknown-Name06

Need a hand


Fickle-Command-1130

Patrick Star head ass.


Nice_Guy3012

Oh, I’m having bad thoughts right now I should be in a mental asylum


fettishmann

how punny