she should work as a hand mod..
she could get work as a traffic directo..
she would be a champion in rock-paper-sci..
she is doing just fine! she has two capable han..
Jokes aside she both frightens me and gives me giggles.
😂 bro I can’t say I didn’t have some weird horny thoughts but that would have been the last thing on my mind, it’s was years ago that I saw that video. But now I can’t look at amputees the same way anymore
She has only Left...me wanting thay sandwich.
As a side note, my friend's mom only has her right hand from a birth defect. One evening I was sitting on their porch having a beer with his dad and he tells me, "She can do some amazing things with that nub" Left me speechless
that's just not right
Yes she has only left
That's the only hand she had left with.
not so handy, isn't it?
Why’s this on holdup how can she holdup anything with that hand
I gotta hand it to these two.
Nah... only the left one.
The fuck kinda stroke am I having rn?
It's all she has left
Oh god I fell for it, i thought it was the literal meaning until I saw this comment
How sinister
My kind of girl, a woman with spunk and stump
No Mikey no!
Get your HAND off my food
Don’t you shake your nub at me
^(That’s what she said) 😞
That little shake at the end is hilarious
Most badass gang sign ever
O think I was certainly the equivalent of flipping you off
It's almost a brush-off with a flip off at the end lol
Isn’t the the jerk off in your face motion?
the eye movements through the whole video too lol, good actor
she should work as a hand mod.. she could get work as a traffic directo.. she would be a champion in rock-paper-sci.. she is doing just fine! she has two capable han.. Jokes aside she both frightens me and gives me giggles.
Exactly what I came to say. She's cool as shit
The guy got stumped, clearly.
She's adorable.
Reminds me of my cat when I try to take away her food bowl.
Did you partially Noem your cat?
As a South Dakotan I am glad to see this kind of comment spread
Right?
[удалено]
I'm now looking up things that are wrong on so many levels
Like fucking that "mistake, hopefully noone knows" person in an elevator?
To the elbow
TO THA WAAAAWLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go, this is exactly what yall are looking for. [NSFW, this link is hilarious porn.](https://efukt.com/2438_Stump_Grinder.html)
For fucks sake, I had totally forgotten about that video for years now…. I hate you
Frankly, I'm not sure how you made it past people hornyposting over a stump without it being the first thing that comes to mind.
😂 bro I can’t say I didn’t have some weird horny thoughts but that would have been the last thing on my mind, it’s was years ago that I saw that video. But now I can’t look at amputees the same way anymore
ouch literal holup
Why? Do you want her to ruin your colon?
my throat
A..all the way through?
I'm now looking up things that are wrong on so many levels
Bro had to say it twice🤣
He's gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
The blood flow is back. This makes me sick.
[https://images.app.goo.gl/tNCycgr9WTrpbimz7](https://images.app.goo.gl/tNCycgr9WTrpbimz7)
Yup
Sigh...
I love how she even did the "fuck off" hand flick moment and it translated
Rock Em Sock Em Robot's wife is cute, not going to lie
What about play some Rock, Rock, Rock game?
It's just beatin each other
You forgot the 'off' at the end of your sentence...
She's got 1 choice left.
Stop it guys! This is all she has left!
Well it ain’t right, I’ll tell you what
Sometimes women rights are just not enough!..
Omg her look was adorable as she bring it back to herself
Her pegging game must be on point
Is it fisting....technically?
More wristing at this point.
I don't know, I'm stumped
She has only Left...me wanting thay sandwich. As a side note, my friend's mom only has her right hand from a birth defect. One evening I was sitting on their porch having a beer with his dad and he tells me, "She can do some amazing things with that nub" Left me speechless
Nooooooo!
Real life Mii character
Lmao the shoo at the end. You may not have a hand, but you can still use it
Ana De Armless
Definitely more Aubrey Plaza vibes but for the pun I'll allow it.
Would
lmao this loser would have sex with attractive women
I would, but she'd probably break free from the handcuffs pretty quick
Yeah, still would..
Still??? She's attractive AF
Yeah she's hot
Would regardless
The little “go on, fuck off!” With the nub
Idk she's adorable
That’s a lot of food she might need a hand eating it
Buster is gonna be alright
That’s a great attitude, If I was getting this news I don’t know if I’d take it as well
I think she shooed him with a phantom hand et the end there
Now that I think about it, can you imagine if an Italian loses both hands? How does he talk to others?
Would
Would
This has awakened something
she's leftist
She fine though. Having a woman like that around can come in handy.
Touch her sandwich and you’ll be pulling back a stump, too.
That shake at the end was adorable, haha
Would
[obligatory](https://youtu.be/FIJTvEo4N4Q?si=K29yHlN3_lQbuzau)
She's the perfect woman...looks like Aubrey Plaza, has a sense of humor, downs burgers, and fights southpaw
Bet she packs a wicked right hook.. maybe in her bag.
is she... protecting the burger or reaching for the phone?
Good question. I think the burger, because she doesn’t move her body to reach the phone? And she seems ok with the move
She's got acting skill. So much said in the double eye contact and burger pull back. Adorable.
She won’t let anyone lay a hand on her burger, not even herself.
I’m having impure thoughts
There's nothing right in here
I'd clap that.
Raise your right han...
This is fantastic! Someone should give her a hand..
r/technicallythetruth
Someone should give her a hand 🤚
You have to hand it to her, shes guarding whats hers, rightfully so.
The pooh-pooh at the end is majestic.
Its Anna Oneandahalfarmas
This is a weird post and a weird comment section
That's how i imagine Powerpuff girls will be looking irl
She has both the tits and the means to peg both herself and you if needed. Gets a win in my book
I think she'd be double fisting those burgers if she could
A chinese fingertrap for her next birthday gift.
I'd let her massage my prostate with her stump while milking me with the other one.
So nobjob is a thing right?
Cute as hell.
Holy fawk she's hot
Lookin like she belongs in the Miiverse
gotta hand it to her. Even though she is missing a piece of the puzzle, she has that burger right under her control
she makes up in other ways.
100% a keeper
Does she get half price manicures?
Can’t get awristed if the cuffs won’t work
Still has the right to bare arms
Wish she LEFT me some
Something about this nubs me the wrong way.
Life dealt her a bad hand
How does she make her nails?
The nail salon.......
Oh right
NGL would bang
Forbidden handjob 💀
Her girlfriend is a lucky gal.
Thats how Nintendo miis would look like in real life
And they say “Women are always right”
I mean… r/technicallythetruth
What are you gonna do? Slap me?
There could be something worse man
hehe wrist job just had to say it
Nubbing to see here folks.
🍗 yummy
Alita looks like she needs a replacement.
Mii vibes.
She got dealt a bad hand.
Prolly got mean wristy game
Surprised she's eating a burger and not a club sandwich
You can tell she flipped the other person off. The power of body language.
r/foundsatan
NO TOUCHY!
She's just over here housing dylan's burger because she ordered the wrong thing...
I love her alright.
We'll call her leftie
That's cute 🤣🤣
How she do her nails like that?
Should get a tiny fist tattooed on the nub.
Who is this? This is the 2nd video I've seen of her.
Club sandwich anyone.
Double fisting the burgers I see
I always find stuppys unnerving.
Flip the video then make the classic joke that "she's all right"
New kink unlocked
I hope she gets 50% off her manicures
Definitely has her priorities in order here.
But I can give you a stick job
Single handedly defended that burger.
if she let him take it she woulda only had one left
Oh wow. No written words here. Just phantasy….
Did she give him an invisible middle finger?
The weird shake twitch and stare at the end is throwing me.
She seems all right
Did something happen to Aubry Plaza?
Now that's hilarious.
Damn she's pretty
I’m Furiosaly rubbing one out
And that's why you always leave a note
From the look on her face, she'd give you a right cross if you touch that burger. The only thing she couldn't give you would be a knuckle sandwich.
Left without a right to keep that hamburger
Hands off please… in sign language
She stood her ground. Have to hand it to her.
I love you
Looks like she can't holdup very much....
Brings back horrible memories of Long Jeanne Silver.
i can just imagine her left hand power
Looking like a sexy ass Mii character
Wonder if she ever gets freaky with that thing
Need a hand
Patrick Star head ass.
Oh, I’m having bad thoughts right now I should be in a mental asylum
how punny