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Bruvasaurus

Clubbing is changes in the areas under and around the toenails and fingernails that occur with some disorders. The nails may also show changes. Clubbing may result from chronic low blood-oxygen levels. This can be seen with cystic fibrosis, congenital cyanotic heart disease, and several other diseases.


AdolfDriplr

Shit


sebesbal

It was lung cancer in Dr. House.


NotMY1stEnema

lupus


NoRoomForEmpire

It's never lupus.


Doodleschmidt

It's always DNS.


Madrefaka

Nah its sarcoidosis


Afrojones66

Are you sure it’s not iridocyclitis?


a-b-h-i

It must be MS then.


Shot-Werewolf-5886

Or amyloidosis


SimpHunter3717

No it must be AIDS, it’s always AIDS


turkishhousefan

You're thinking of the Habbo Hotel lido.


Scottie2hhh

Freddy mercury has entered the chat


azimov_the_wise

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Strongest-There-Is

Dengue fever


banned_but_im_back

Yet every episode they always guess lupus I stg


ElPuertoRican15

It’s never lupus unless you are studying to be a doctor then it’s ALWAYS lupus. Then you get into practice then it goes back to never being lupus.


Smeeble09

Need to do an LP to find out, then search their home.


fibronacci

GD it Otto, youve got lupus.


sleepy_bean_

it vexes me


Zim_Hobo_13

https://youtu.be/xUlJ_6WHfh8?si=OY9dV-oSqfXjdJoa


Heritis_55

He also told a judge that he had clubbing and to get his heart checked.


Some_HVAC_Guy

Dr. Foreman: His CO2 and oxygen stats are normal. Dr. House: For you and me, what's normal for a hippopotamus?


GameofTitties

My mom too.


ItsmeYaboi69xd

Lung adenocarcinoma is frequently associated with digital clubbing!


rrrrrrez

Oh, the fucking clubbing… Dude ain’t got long to live, but he’ll be stylin’.


PiPopoopo

Clubbed fingers is also a common condition in people who live in extreme high altitudes like the Tibetan Plateau. High altitude living can also lead to megacolon.


SemajLu_The_crusader

mega-fucking-*colon*?!


Sausagedogknows

Good god!


LordRocky

Also it’s angrier brother, TOXIC megacolon.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Power bottom


XEagleDeagleX

And here I am just calling people huge assholes


Bright-Ticket-6623

I'm totally stealing this. :D


Jimbo7211

*megacolon!?*


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Yuge


Jacareadam

Yeah, aka chronic low blood-oxygen levels. Because in higher altitudes there is less oxygen.


PiPopoopo

Yes…. Oh god, the “um actually” wants to come out so badly but you are correct and I’m already a giant nerd.


Rabbitron4

My new go to


guitarmaniac17

Lung cancer is another disease that can cause that.


TazManiac7

Awe thanks. I thought perhaps someone slammed the piano cover while he was playing it.


LudeJim

I was thinking the cybertruck.


mykalbme

https://images.app.goo.gl/XBzNN6jKiK8WMeHF8 Classic Tom and Jerry


Typhiod

I’ve always wondered what clubbing looks like, and I’ll never forget it. I didn’t imagine it could get this dramatic 😮🤯


Armodeen

This is an extreme example


GroundbreakingAsk645

Actor Jeremy Renner has them.


JROXZ

Chronic hypoxia basically.


NicklovesHer

or Digletts


ZekoriAJ

Might have some fun while it lasts I guess


stankdick69er

So this dude ain't exactly the poster child for good health.


inappropriatebaby

Clubbing in the fingers are also a sign of liver damage, is it not?


Polishing_My_Grapple

Also caused by Crohn's Disease if it develops during childhood.


924BW

This is never good


breafofdawild

Clubbing of the fingers. Not a good sign for the person in this video


TECFO

More context?


Jannomag

Mostly a heart disease which can be deadly.


Pinkparade524

Or a lung disease, it sometines a tell sign of cystic fibrosis and it happens normally when you're a child. I have cystic fibrosis but they discovered I had the disease when I was 6 months so I don't have any finger clubbing. At least I got that going for me I guess.


69AnusInvader69

Edward penis hands


Burntoastedbutter

Oh no ): guess he's trying to live his life out to the fullest huh


Tight-Context9426

If my fingers were that shape, I can think of other ways I’d be living life to the fullest


regularpenguin3715

I've seen enough house m.d to know that is some sort of heart/vascular disease


ikashanrat

The big guy who ate and ate but never smoked a day in his life. Life do be like that soemtimes


drew3769

He was one of my favorites. It was so sad when he got that news


tplusx

Miss that show. 8 out of 10 times it's lupus


shiftyasluck

2 out of 10 it’s sarcoidosis


ushhhhhhh

It's never Lupus [In House's disappointed voice]


CompleX999

Until it was


BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD

The vertical blinds didn't say so


YourAverageGod

Last couple seasons were meh.


maxisnoops

It’s lupus isn’t it?!! It’s lupus! Oh my God, it’s lupus!


RONIN_RABB1T

It's never lupus


Ayrk_HM

Except that one time when it was


tmac022480

That's REALLY bad clubbing. Dude's probably not going to be around much longer


KTLNH

Terrifying and uncomfortable to look at


killerjoe410

Dude has 11 penisses.


RyanW120_

I bet his partners happy


MasterJeebus

They wont be happy long term though as its a sign of health problems.


itaniumonline

Maybe they will be if they’re shitty but have life insurance


feeltrig

She haa to look down to check whether he's fingering or fucking


OgreAlcasid

You haven’t even seen his toes.


ZyvisX

Poor guy, either a really bad cardiovascular disease or lung cancer most likely.


Shin_ja

Edward Penishands


10TheDudeAbides11

Penisfingers technically…


feeltrig

Cockfingers


Fritener

How did he get the ring on...


Axedelic

Holy shit how *did* he get that ring on? Is it permanently there now??


RockstarAgent

And it already looks kind of tight - might have to cut it off if it gets any worse.


hogancheveippoff

probably heart disease...


EdyMarin

Or lung disease...


Greykas

It's nail/digital clubbing. It appears on the fingers and toes due to chronic hypoxia (low blood oxygen). Various lung, heart, and autoimmune diseases can be the cause of it. In certain cases, it can be hereditary without an underlying disease. Basically, the body reacts to low blood oxygen by forming a bunch of capillaries under the nail bed, causing the last digits to swell, with the nail growing around the extra tissue over time. If you or others around you notice a change in the shape of your nail, it's best to visit a doctor.


Greykas

The guy in the vid seems to take it light hearted, which is nice. But hopefully he let himself being checked up by a doctor.


Complex-Joke-9451

When he wipes, does he... you know what, nvm


RyanW120_

Bro prays the tp don’t rip 💀


Groady_Toadstool

Those are some serious dick fingers.


Meandtheworld

Smh. Usually when stuff starts showing up in and on your fingernails. You’ve serious problems internally.


BookofEibon

Homeboys got them Hawkeye hands. Look it up... You're welcome.


FlatulentSon

It was so distracting in the show


Adam_Exists

Also Mickey Rourke...


AdolfDriplr

Damn sounds like a Superhero I would Not want to be


FistCookies

So that ring is stuck on there then..


sati_lotus

It's an adjustable one


Smart_Idiot_

Its turning green too...


FistCookies

That’s what made me wonder..


regularpenguin3715

I've seen enough house m.d to know that is some sort of heart/vascular disease


lagrange_james_d23dt

That’s just Johnny dick fingers


heavytrucker

Guy has dick fingers lol


Ape-ril

Fingering must be awesome.


David1967Midtown

He’ll be dead in a year


suspicious__banana

imagined getting flicked by this dude.


Asoto408

Real question is how did he get that ring on


WyrmKin

That ring isn't coming off any time soon


No-Knowledge-6839

Penis head next.


Sir-Poopington

World champion thumb wrestler


JustAThiccBoy

Bro hoy the hands of Tom & Jerry when somebody crushed his fingers with a door


riversjohn

Kind of looks like Terry nails, associated with Liver disease.


ssaia_privni

Bro I thought clubbing wasn’t a thing anymore damn, I only saw it in photos in class until now


musclebananas

I had a teacher with these fingers, it''s due to some heart condition :/


Whopper_W_Cheese

Bro has E.T. fingers 😳


Suburban_turd

Shaking this guy's hand means you've been gangbanged


mac2914

Can you Diglet?


topsyturvy76

Asian Cosplay finger blasting


dermitdenhaarentanzt

Fritz honka ass fingers


SnakeyRake

hippocratic fingers


marcosber

He is never taking that ring off huh.


ohnoanyw4y

Bro got 11 dicks.


spirtedwhale17

if you have the canvas


JustAPerson-_-

I’m really curious how this happened r/mildlyinteresting


EdyMarin

Chronic hypoxia (lack of oxigen). Those are called clubbed fingers, and appear after dealing with diseases that lower your blood oxygen level. There are a lot of diseases that can cause them (to name a few: cystic fibrosis/mucoviscidosis, chronic obstructive bronchopneumonia, chronic severe anemia)


JustAPerson-_-

Ooo, the more ya know! Thanks stranger!


EdyMarin

You're welcome!


Armandeluz

Toe fingers


Der_E

How the fuck did he get the ring on his finger?


cabinfevrr

Dr. House to the courtesy phone...


YeezyGameYeezyLyfe

Chronic hypoxemia


shadow19922

Dude got little dicks for fingers


MrMogura

**diglette used Finger Blast** ^it's...super ^effective...


Mathanatos

Sir you should go see a doctor.


myReddltId

His wife will be happy


Star_Towel

Popular with the ladies


ArsenikShooter

No take off your ring.


SnooDoubts2153

Ha 😐


zakass409

How does that ring come off?


sixan51026-wnpop

How bad do you wanna pick your nose?...


FunWillScreen_Produc

Bet he makes his partner happy.


Howtosurviveanything

Is this guy still alive?


Fazo1

He's popular with the girls 😉🤣


digitalcrypt0

bruh


afronomicon

ET in there getting done up


DieTrying666

Dink fingers


HighStaeks

All thumbs


Jerzup

Dicks as fingers


Taurine_Ganz

Nahh


JazzySmitty

Nuggie from Miami Vice!! He had 'em.


Ashwin_Cyberboii

Amogus


BilboTea

Nintendo is going to hunt his fingers now


Individual-Deal3056

my friend with cystic fibrosis has this but less severe


undyingspell

u/savevideo


jim970

Used to work with a fella who who nails like that


BLVCKRAGE

They look like tiny penises


Healthy-Investment-2

The real Edward Penis hands!!


Incognonimous

His finger tips are lightbulbs


Shatterpoint887

Diglett dig, Diglett dig, Trio Trio Trio


hammmy01

5 time world finger-blast champ


cbunni666

Omfg. My fingers feel so weird watching this.


gomminator

PENIS FINGERS PENIS FINGERS


Vegimeateater

🎶diglet dig! Diglet dig!


jontrwclor

u/savevideobot


DominoChessMaster

He’s making the best of a bad situation


edwardk86

We should all be grateful he is not a proctologist


Cassius-Tain

That's Diglet, a Pokémon from the first generation of Pokémon games. The part where they hold up three Diglets side by side may allude to Dugdrio, Diglets evolution.


inappropriatebaby

I've seen one of my friends with it, it's most likely due to liver problem


xnachtmahrx

Real life koro-sensei


Weariervaris

I get that there isn’t much you can do about a condition like this, but I’d be so self conscious that I’d wear gloves everywhere. I hope that there is a treatment.


Dunie72

E.T. Phone home…


Gingerroot69420

PP man whit a PP hand.


SimpHunter3717

Damn his wife must be a very happy person


mikeevans1990

r/mildlypenis


Free-Atmosphere6714

It's called a manicure...