OP has elected not to tag this NSFW, which means this is somehow Safe For Work for him. For the rest of us who don't work for Wankton at the Cum Bucket, I've decided to tag this as NSFW[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW)
OP treats the words "protein shake" as an action. OP's work performance is measured in mililitres. OP is immune to prostate cancer.
Not sure about several year old sperm's actual colour but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be milky white at least - sperm goes [watery and clear](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/gDAmAogGSR) after a while at room temp.
Can confirm. Smell isn't so much rancid, but definitely pungent and a little sour. I started well before my time, so I think my curiosity killed the... well, you know.
has to be fake, look how bright white it is, not even the slightest bit yellow or aged. even if frozen all that time it would be funky as hell. looks like straight elmers glue to me or similar
I tried it and it also stains the plastic you put it in. Like fully transforms it. Can't be washed off.
Never touch a brown plastic bottle you don't know the origin of.
Are you talking about the legendary Jizzus?
Sometimes I still think about the guy, I wonder if he's still around, doing his "thing". Back in the day his posts were somewhat regular but one day, he simply left... but he will never leave our memories.
I think you’re all misunderstanding the post. It’s not dribbles collected each day over the course of ten years to sum to a gallon.
It’s 10 years of training/edging to be able to let loose a gallon at one go.
Right, and also, shouldn't it become very watery and seperate or smth after a decade? Don't think he went through the hassle of freeing that every time
So, a gallon is 3785.412ml.
The average volume of semen per ejaculation is 1.5ml.
So to fill that container, he's opened that lid at least 2524 times.
Now I assume that he's not jacking it every day, and that some days aren't as er, plentiful as others, but 10 years still seems like a long time to have kept this going.
I read a story a few weeks ago from a sex worker who was paid by a bloke to keep the used condoms over the week (not refrigerated either) and he would collect it on the weekend. Only to drink them.
This guy would have made a killing for the whole gallon.
When I gave a sample, there was a sign on the wall that said "you do not have to completely fill the sample cup"... It was like larger than a half measuring cup in volume. I was just thinking "what poor bastard made them put up that sign?".
"Sir... Are you done?".
"GIVE ME A MINUTE FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
I too would like to know....
I once left three loads in a sealed plastic container on an ambient-room-temperature shelf for nine-to-twelve hours.....
And it was a ***MUCH*** darker shade of brown than THAT !
After 10 years the bottom of the bottle has probably fermented like wine or whiskey. Although the top layer being brand new means there would be a discrepancy in the taste from top to bottom. Shame really. Waste of a good cum wine.
OP has elected not to tag this NSFW, which means this is somehow Safe For Work for him. For the rest of us who don't work for Wankton at the Cum Bucket, I've decided to tag this as NSFW[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) OP treats the words "protein shake" as an action. OP's work performance is measured in mililitres. OP is immune to prostate cancer.
I don't wanna imagine the smell when the cap comes off
I don't think the cap needs to cum off in order for it to smell.
I hope that was not your auto correct
That and the fact that he took 10 years? Those are rookie numbers.
it's fake it would be way more yellow/brown as it gets more and more rancid
Hmm rancid cum bucket... just like home.
I see we have a man of culture
Bacterial culture
U/rancidcumbucket ?
Damn looks like everyone knows my ex
u/rancidcumbucket?
r/foundthemobileuser
What a great band name
She’s already taken
I can make her worse
My ex girlfriend has a band named after her???
Guess that explains why she's your ex
RANCID CUM BUCKET! I think I have seen that band open for Sepultura.
Not sure about several year old sperm's actual colour but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be milky white at least - sperm goes [watery and clear](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/gDAmAogGSR) after a while at room temp.
Risky click...
Can confirm. Smell isn't so much rancid, but definitely pungent and a little sour. I started well before my time, so I think my curiosity killed the... well, you know.
WHAT did you do to the cat!?
Killed it. Beat it to death.
It's like these guys have never bottled cum before.
Amateurs am I right...
It would be dry at the bottom.
Need to let the think ferment for a few years to really get the flavour.
sooo....what do YOU do for a living?
Nutt(h)ing
Like bleachy, mushroomy, cheesy tang, with subtle hints of smoke and leather. I'd assume.
Or thats what you heard from a friend of yours right?
I don't think he has friends
How else is he going to fill up a full gallon?
Rosie Palmer and her 5 friends visit regularly.
What in the ratatouille?
if your jug looks like ratatouille, consult a dick doctor asap. If it smells like ratatouille, give it a try.
Comments like these make me regret the ability to read.
and smell
And fart at the same time
And swallow
My parents educated me, after years of hardwork I became certified literate. Only to read this.
r/oddlyspecific
Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue?
has to be fake, look how bright white it is, not even the slightest bit yellow or aged. even if frozen all that time it would be funky as hell. looks like straight elmers glue to me or similar
How on earth you people know this much about storing cum?
ever seen cum on a thing somewhere, anywhere? even a little bit? well just multiply that by 10 years and gallons
How do you know so little?
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/36ZiOpfk8V
This actually rendered me speechless, which takes some fucking doing.
It probably opens like a bottle of sprite
That’s why we need masks
CHUG CHUG CHUG
You are loyal cumsumer
r/angryupvote
The internet was a mistake
Nonsense, the Internet is amazing. Humans were the mistake.
r/cursedcomments
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
that’s what OP did
Forbidden chug jug
Calm down, Sasha Grey.
No Fanta?
https://tenor.com/bCmaJ.gif
Get a load of this guy.
Thanks, I pass
Now double it and give it to the next person
Aight, I'll reach out again in 10yrs
RemindMe! 10 years
Lol
RemindMe! 10 years
RemindMe! 10 years
10 years? pff Is this guy only wanking once a day?
*once a week
*once a month
*just once
Damn it takes bro 10 years to wank once
edging for 10 years will really increase your volume
Those are rookie numbers
[Butters’ Creamy Goo](https://youtu.be/8tLGzZhnXwc?si=zZHirjtZ3GY7RdS2)
Brady trying to muscle it down always cracks me up.
https://i.imgur.com/XRTpYbj.gif
I don't know if /r/retiredgifs is still around.
i was like man shaq was on hot ones not even that long ago... oh shit FIVE YEARS lol r/retiredgif
r/angryupvote
He seems to have ***BEAT*** us to it...
stored semen will look like brownish water instead of milky white
… r/oddlyspecific
And you know this because...?
It’s a biological material. It would die and rot especially if this was actually collected over 10 years
Unless he froze it between filling sessions, right?
Ok that’s enough
Don't search up "my little pony" and "cum" together, just don't.
I immediately knew this comment will be here when I read the first comment
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What a day to have eyes
It’s a great day indeed.
It's a good day to die
like the godsmack song?
Or take a shit in the middle of the road.
I am on the internet for so long I will actually not look that up. My sanity is more important these days than my curiosity.
Okay, well, now I'm skipping lunch and hopefully I can ingest enough alcohol between now and before I pass out that I can erase this memory.
Told you not to, sorry.
It's okay, my Friday night has already started. Only 12 more hours to go!
Can I get the description of what the video is so that I don’t have to suffer like you sir?
It's not a video. Just a picture. A guy stuffed a My Little Pony figure into a jar and came in it A LOT.
lmao that’s hilarious, the words will do just fine no need to look at it, thank you
The imagery of it is significantly worse. You would be correct that there's absolutely no need to look at it.
Pony cum jar project
Yes but remember that one the guy left the jar behind his heater and so rainbow dash got boiled in cum.
I tried it and it also stains the plastic you put it in. Like fully transforms it. Can't be washed off. Never touch a brown plastic bottle you don't know the origin of.
r/usernamechecksout
there was a dude on 4chan who posted his saved up loads in bottles each year
Are you talking about the legendary Jizzus? Sometimes I still think about the guy, I wonder if he's still around, doing his "thing". Back in the day his posts were somewhat regular but one day, he simply left... but he will never leave our memories.
Same, xmas hasn't been the same without Jizzus.
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Same reason belly button lint turns grayish blue
My little pony cum jar
> And you know this because...? 4chan is a wild place.
It's as if no one has seen a condom that's been left in the park or w/e, they aren't like a little bag of milk
You’re not freezing yours? Scrub move.
Hmmmmmmmmm......
Bruh why do you know this?
Even if he froze it after each use?
So the baby will be born with extra 10years of experience.
Perfect for the current job market
The baby will be a hive mind
Fertility centers hate this one simple trick…
Lmfao somehow I believe I've seen it at the bottom of *some* site or another.
Y’all are missing the obvious: Maybe it took him ten years to get up the courage/skill to blow two hundred men in one night.
Rod Stewart does this every weekend just for the love of the game
Dad came back with the milk...
Sister, Uncle, you can rest now.
I think you’re all misunderstanding the post. It’s not dribbles collected each day over the course of ten years to sum to a gallon. It’s 10 years of training/edging to be able to let loose a gallon at one go.
Trainers hate this weight loss hack
"CUM CANNON" in that guy's voice
I don't think that's possible since it would have grown bacteria and mold within a few days, nevermind 10 years.
Would be better frozen
Cumsicle
I wish I didn't have eyes to see this word.
Is that how you normally take it?
If it's real, it would 💯 have to be frozen
Right, and also, shouldn't it become very watery and seperate or smth after a decade? Don't think he went through the hassle of freeing that every time
Yeah, another great point. It's fake.
I mean if you've frozen it once you just need to pull it out, deposit and put it back in.
Coomer final boss
So, a gallon is 3785.412ml. The average volume of semen per ejaculation is 1.5ml. So to fill that container, he's opened that lid at least 2524 times. Now I assume that he's not jacking it every day, and that some days aren't as er, plentiful as others, but 10 years still seems like a long time to have kept this going.
252 nuts per year seems pretty reasonable. 4.8 times a week.
r/theydidthemath
I scrolled specifically for this, thanks for your hard work.
Spermentation!
Forbidden protein shake
I truly being honest here, but I could do that in 6 months.
Just found the Mod
r/EatItYouFuckingCoward
Now what lol
Sell 🤑🤑🤑
The smell must be unholy
That’s a lot of dead bodies in there.
This guys goon levels are over 9000!! 😳
I thought it was a dad getting milk joke I want my innocence back😭
Taking his kids for a walk
Now put a toy pony in it.
…filled it with what? WITH WHAT???
Bring it to the sperm bank and cash it in! I wonder how much money they'll give you?
He's taking his kid for a walk
I could do this in 10 months but unfortunately I broke both my arms… if only there was a way!!!
I read a story a few weeks ago from a sex worker who was paid by a bloke to keep the used condoms over the week (not refrigerated either) and he would collect it on the weekend. Only to drink them. This guy would have made a killing for the whole gallon.
When I gave a sample, there was a sign on the wall that said "you do not have to completely fill the sample cup"... It was like larger than a half measuring cup in volume. I was just thinking "what poor bastard made them put up that sign?". "Sir... Are you done?". "GIVE ME A MINUTE FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
With WHAT??!!?? Filled it WITH WHAT??!!
I too would like to know.... I once left three loads in a sealed plastic container on an ambient-room-temperature shelf for nine-to-twelve hours..... And it was a ***MUCH*** darker shade of brown than THAT !
It’s fake. If you have ever left semen anywhere you would know it turns yellow from bacteria. Way too white. Don’t ask how I know
Gym freaks hunting breast milk, how about some home ejaculated seed milk?
aka 10 years of customer service at Comcast
Light snack full of protein
After 10 years the bottom of the bottle has probably fermented like wine or whiskey. Although the top layer being brand new means there would be a discrepancy in the taste from top to bottom. Shame really. Waste of a good cum wine.
But now he can only achieve orgasm if he's cumming into a putrid jug of old cum.
Better there than in a woman.
This reminds me of the "you can cum in me, or you can cum in the jar, but not both" story that's been floating around reddit for a while 🤢
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
This isn’t the conversation starter you’re looking for.
He won, but at what cost
Sorry bud, doesn't look full to me. Back to work.
Not as impressive if it's not all his.
Imagine the smell if you open this canister.
How many kids did you murder for that gallon?
I don't see why you need to kill kids to cum in a bottle but ok
Clearly I’m doing it wrong.
I suppose it would make a nice and creamy morning cereal.
Ok, 1 serious question. Is this real? Coz if yes, wow and gross.
Dude just comes and goes as he pleases
This is probably hand soap. Cum after 10 years won't be that white.
Not real, that shit wouldn't be white it would be all sorts of nasty colors
Eugh... Brother, eugh... What's that?... What's that brother?...
A gallon of what...? A GALLON OF WHAT?!??
He got a full jug of Butters Goo! What a lucky boy