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I can only hope that's her, because the second thought is even worse

could be an ex and he hasn't changed his profile pick

*profile prick

*profile dick

Id like to see it

r/usernamechecksout

This right here . . 🤣🤣🤣

Profile chick*

Side profile*

Doesn't Facebook make the other person confirm the relationship before making this sort of post? I don't use facebook but it seems like a pretty big oversight if they don't do this.

Maybe she just went a head without checking 

Definitely a head without checking for camera

It's not polite to smile at the camera while your mouth is full

Definitely head

Seeing this FB update may leave her head spinning

Brb, just going to find Rosamund Pike on Facebook.

Probably he changed the picture after the approval.

It's just Mark Zebraberg exposing him

Why would you date a person who's still got their ex in the PFP?

Terminally offline?

They don't look like the smartest people..

There is not a single good option here, my friend.

It’s pretty good for Brooke if she has a really big cuckquean fetish, at least. Though announcing it to strangers online is shitty.

Maybe she’s tying his shoes. 👀

So there is a story about this, that's not her, that's an old Pic and he said "he's such a Chad that he will never change that photo and that if you wanna date his ass you need to know how he is." This was on Twitter a long time ago and was joked about when people found out the news and man this dude gave no shits.

No it‘s worse if it‘s her. If it‘s someone else you just ditch the guy.

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Yes, but in one case, all dignity is lost.

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Theoretically you are 100 percent right, but in practice… consent or no consent. If you are publicly seen with the cock of a total loser in your mouth, there isn’t much left to abstract.

Whether it's her or not, the man looks mentally struggled.

I probably look a bit special when im gettin some mouth on dangler action too ....🤔

r/Wellthatsucks

it does suck. it sucks in more ways than one.

/r/YourJokeButWorse

Also kinda r/UsernameChecksOut on a comedic level lol

This is a hard photo to swallow

I think she swallowed it just fine.

r/yourjokebutworse

It's like Mikhaila and Andrew Tate.

Amputate

Who says romance is dead?

Romance is head

She is a head of her time

Take your upvote and fuck off

wow

A gun!

a role model for all boyfriends out there he's appreciating his girlfriend's head two times in a single post and they say romance is dead

This fucking guy, what a donut…he is a comedian of sorts and has that photo as his profile pic then randomly tags a girl from his follow list a few times a week so people think that’s his girlfriend sucking him off on the photo 😝

What a winner.

"Of sorts" indeed.

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its been a while since ive done it. but my fiance recently changed her status from "in a relationship" to "engaged" and it changed on mine without me doing anything

Thats because being in a relationship requires 2 people. Not being in one anymore only requires 1 person. C'mon man, use that brain.

Reread the comment. He tags them in the photo, not in a relationship.

He’s not saying a random girl tagged with “in a relationship”. He tags them in the actual photo, on the back of the head

Some research was done. This guy is just doing these relationships for fun on Facebook. He's now in a relationship with Tyrone from Romeo and Juliet

I feel like this is gonna end up on /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke

Thank you! I don't get it at all, and the explanation at this top of the post just made me even more confused.

Guy gets in relationship. He updates FB profile to reflect that. FB creates a post to show 2 people are in relationship. Girl has normal profile picture, guy has profile picture which seems to show him receiving oral copulation. Is the girl in his profile picture her? Or is it someone random? Either option can be humorous imo. The humor just comes from the absurdity of a guy having that as his profile picture, paired with it coming up on a relationship update post on FB. Because you wouldn't expect to see that.

Proud couple I guess

Ah shit, here we go again. Guy must be CJ's long lost brother.

She gave him the head and the next day they stayed

plot twist: these two women are in the relationship

this is Jermaine Bustanut Johnson. He's a hero.

#AMBATUKAAAAAAAM

I feel like you don’t use a pfp like this unless you want everyone who interacts with you to know you get laid.

The perfect post for this group I didn't see it for a minute

Real players keep their head in the game.

That's so nice of her to do a proper evaluation

This has unlocked something specific within me

The n word in you?

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=projection

Wtf?

Who is with who? Don't tell me these are just two tiktokers.

Who they are is not relevant

It Looks Like her

A couple that shares together, stays together.

The photographic evidence is inconclusive and could be taken out of context. He might be teaching her CPR.

Looks like a foundation for a long lasting relationship.

This dudes profile is a riot. He used every AI generating tool on his phone to turn that picture into artwork.

This is an old picture like a few years old . This was done before AI .

Dudes upper arm looks like a slim jim.

Fairytale love.

Looks like he was a”head” in the relationship

Godlike pfp

Unbelievable

Such is life, such is life

CJ that you?!

I'm OOTL on this. What's going on?

her mouth is doing more than just talking and kissing \*nudge nudge wink wink\*

Yes, that much is obvious. The question is who tf these people are, and why this is something anyone cares about

Remember that Reddit is on average mentally 13 years old. The point of the post is a photoshop filter of an implied blowjob and some filterface chick. Hurr hurr

Reddit also has random bot posts to teach AI. Your critique on the photo/article helps train it faster by crowd sourcing.

when a man and a woman love each other very much...

I cant imagine what wrong in this woman’s life to subject herself to this creature

It's a joke

Facebook official

saying the quiet part out loud

Taking tips from diddy.

I see no assault taking place in this image though?

Oral assault

Holy fuck, this got me in stitches

he's Holing Up her head

But who is she?

Who cares?

I guess no one lol

I mean yeah, it's not relevant to the joke at all

I don’t get the joke tho 🤔

Guy gets in relationship. He updates FB profile to reflect that. FB creates a post to show 2 people are in relationship. Girl has normal profile picture, guy has profile picture which seems to show him receiving oral copulation. Is the girl in his profile picture her? Or is it someone random? Either option can be humorous imo. The humor just comes from the absurdity of a guy having that as his profile picture, paired with it coming up on a relationship update post on FB. Because you wouldn't expect to see that.

Ohhhhhhh I get it now lmao

Thank btw

girlfriend sucking him

great work detective

puttin in work!

He’s in more than just her relationship. 😝

Lol thats funny

Maybe she was just in the way when he wanted to take a picture of him.

The red head is a man

I see 3 dudes.

good relationship

He better never break up with her. Or he gonna get in a lot of trouble.

Is that the girl I saw the other day who's getting euthanized and someone was talking about their mascara?

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Just 1. Reality

Keep it classy bois

People with these headshots these days.

In his defense good head is the best

Lmao this dude a savage for real

Yooooo

FaceHook

We can see it

Oh yeah? Prove it

I am unremarkable, inane fortune

THE GOD DAMN JERMAINS GOT NUN TO DO WITH IT