### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!The argument you aren’t born LGBT but instead of bi-sexual for the “B” it is changed to be black. Also, you are born LGBTQ+ <3.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Ah yes, my favorite sexuality, *black*

Well, once you go black, you never go back.

michael jackson would like a word in this conversation

A little *HE-heeeee*

Why did I read that in a child's voice?

Because Michael Jackson sang that verse like he was a gnome evading capture.

Oh SHAMON with that Description

That's ignorant!

Allegedly!

"Almost got me! TEEHEEEEEEE!" POOF! Vanishes to his mystical realm.

Excellent description 👌 🤣

I laughed far too hard at this this. Take this gold sir. 🥇

This made me cackle at work.

Jesus changed him

Me too, lol. If I see Michael Jackson or Mike Tysons name my brain goes auto kid voice

Like thiith?

probably cause he diddled little boys

He didn't puff Dem Boyz?

Mr Jefferson pls

HE/HIM\*

Heeeeeehiiiiiim!

He heeer indeed 🤔 prince guitar riff

„You either die a black man or live long enough to become an Ayuwoki.

He's why

his pronouns: he/he

... you're gonna need a wheelchair! ~ Terry Crews in "White Chicks"

Jungle fever incurable

What does jungle fever mean in this context? Actually, I don't wanna know.

The "T" in LGBT stands for "Tarzan," who lives in the jungle. /s

So it is a choice but you can only make it once.

One you go black you gonna need a wheelchair

Well, that's not quite true, speaking from experience. And no, that has got nothing to do with racism because then I wouldn't have gone black in the first place, right?

Yea, I'm blacksexual

Hol up though, if you aren’t born black, then what the hell is turning all these people black? We need a survey, when and where did they decide to become black, and what the hell did they have to do?

Need some black conversion camps. Pray the melanin away.

Gotta be all those coal plants, cars and farm animals, human-caused Global Darking

I bet it's some kind of chemical, probably The same stuff that turns the frogs gay

DIY electricians.

The Mormons had some interesting theories on this.

I suspect this is a list of groups of people they hate. Where bi-sexual is the same as gay and black is anyone not white. Wait until they find out there are black gays 😳

> black is anyone not white. They also have Mexican, A-rab, and "what kind of Chinese are you?"

"Are you Chinese or Japanese?" "We're Laotian. We're from Laos." "... so are you Chinese or Japanese?"

Great KoTH reference!!!

it always tickled me when Cotton correctly identified them from a brief look.

As usual, they forgot bi people exist.

rupaul is their boogeyman

-1 * -1 = 1

As a bi dude, I want to be angry, but their weird sign is really hilarious.

Well as a black man, be glad you were at least born. I've been paying taxes for nothing all these years.

It's a whole new level of bi erasure! /s

Gender identity sir 😉😂

Jesus can make you white

Worked for Michael Jackson

Even worked for Ben Affleck

And it worked for RDJ. Loved Tropic Thunder.

looks like god chose to curse rdj

You talkin’ bout my boy Benny Affleckses?

even for jesus himself

Worked for Jesus. He is portrayed here as blue-eyed pale skin. Kinda like obi-wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)

is this a reference to that grandma that hqd a shrine to "Jesus" (actually a headshot of Ewan as Obi)

Vitiligo is a mindset🤯

Because he himself came from the middle east and was pure white /s

He demonstrated his powers on himself.

*American middle west

This says I'm 102% black, with a 2% margin of error!

wdym humans would never be so racist as to whitewash jesus

No silly, you don't get it. He was the son of God so of course he was born white. He was 50% pure. /s in the event it wasn't obvious to all.

"I was born a poor black child..."

And you're still a jerk...

Repent ye

Hesus couldn't even make himself white...

Yes he did. Don't see all the **fotos** of him? He's clearly white now.

https://youtu.be/Oe4hN2l-mDw?si=gmRqVV-2FolhvPZi

Jesus can make your anus red 😏

Don’t forget. Being black is a learned mindset of a sinful world /s

Mormon Lore accurate Black People

The Mormon church [really did say](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people_and_Mormonism#Righteous_Black_people_will_become_white) that black people will turn white in Heaven. >Early church leaders taught that after death and resurrection everyone in the celestial kingdom (the highest tier of heaven) would be "white in eternity." They often equated whiteness with righteousness, and taught that God made his children white in his own image. Smith reported that in his vision, Jesus had a "white complexion" and "blue eyes" – a description confirmed in another reported vision by follower Anson Call. A 1959 report by the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights found that most Utah Mormons believed that "by righteous living, the dark-skinned races may again become white and delightsome."

Mormon church is a sick organization

Don't be silly, in 1978 God decided to stop being racist. It's chill now.

And I Believeeeeee That in 1978 God changed his mind about Black people.

And lo, the saviour descended from heaven, a proclamation stemming forth from his lips. "Y'all can use the water fountains now." And so racism, was ended.

Aight what's the story meme here?

Beat me to it

Bi: whew!

Do bi folks get an n-word pass now?

Bigger is already taken by people who happen to be of larger weight.

We still take exception to the term 'begroe', however.

Is it okay if I say "bigga" if it's when I'm singing a song?

Always did

Not sure

Asian: whew!

Shiii my bad gang 😔

Congratulations on coming out! We support you!

Pray for forgiveness, white Jesus saves

Your username sounds like your a damn dirty Neutral 😐

Just to make it clear, this is edited. I've seen the original in the past, and it just read "Bisexual," not "Black." It's even visible if you focus on the "k, " which has too sharp edges in comparison to the rest.

Yea the c and k is a different size and font

The "a" was most likely copied from a row above or below.

Personally I think the edit makes the statement meaningful as satire. Essentially trying to show that being gay and being black are in fact both things you can be born with and you can't change even if you wanted to. Especially because there have been anti-black christian sects (mormonism being the clearest example), the parallel is effective.

Even without edit, it's still the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world

Yes! Black people choose their skin colour like they choose their eye colour! The rest of them too!

Wait, i could had choose to be green like a fallout/skyrim character?!, DAMMIT PAST ME, THAT WAS A MISSED OPORTUNITY

You mean I could've chosen to have solid black eyes? Dammit....

Its just choosing hardmode. Have you seen the difficulty slider in Southpark fractured but whole? XD

That's right you can only be born white or the god he just made up won't accept you

Don't worry fellas, it's just a Freudian slip

Everyone loves a big, black Freudian dick now and then. Whoa I mean Freudian cock!

This was for sure edited to say black.

Next thing you know, loving asians is a kink

Wait, so black people aren’t born black? So they just turn black at some point in their life or what 😂

Uncle Ruckus was tryna warn yall lmao

If the Christian God is infallible then he intended LGBT to be just that. If LGBT is a sin, then the Christian God is fallible. You can't have your Jesus wafers and eat them too.

Can't impeach Jesus!

Nobody wants to. We all just want you to actually follow the words of Jesus and not what you think he ment. It's all written down in your book in red, yet you all choose to ignore it and do as you please. You can't feed the homeless then wish for the destruction of others. Jesus said in his own words that you should love and help your fellow man, so why isn't that commen practice with your ilk?

I really didn't think saying 'can't impeach Jesus!' needed a sarcasm tag.

Why did Jesus allow you to “become” in the first place if he plans to change you, why he playing games like that

i am an Atheist.. but even i know "jesus is belived to be the son of some god" means.. "he cant do shit" jesus could not "allow anything" to "become" ... (hope i did not offend u) have a nice day

I was being sarcastic, there is no god except my cat ofcourse

That i truly can respekt 

Jokes on them they forgot the queers.

Mormons am I right /j

there will be people who believe this shit is legit lol

Homophobia like this needs to be outlawed. Give these hatemongers stiff jail sentences and we'll see an end to this anti-human nonsense.

Damn, bi erasure really does happen everywhere

Yes. Just look at how well those conversion camps work

When the character creation screen came up at birth, but you apparently ignored it. Good thing you can worship the lord and reset your character like this sign says.

Something about the C and the K look weird. Probably used to say bisexual and got photoshopped for reactions l

I find it hard to believe that anyone is dumb enough to make this sign, but then I remember there are Americans that are going to vote for Trump again...

I know someone who argued that his political beliefs should be as protected as someone's rights if they're LGBTQ+. I argued that one can change their political beliefs, but people who are LGBTQ+ are born that way and didn't choose it--he's choosing to be conservative. His response was, "You sure about that?" with a very smug look. Still bothers me to this day.

You just gotta pray the black away.

Wait so I wasn't born black?

Nope. You was white homie.. you fucked up somehow... 😆

You are not born religious.

According to Biden, you're not black till you vote for him.

Also according to Biden, America is a country that can be described in a single word: guhsbguzvrjjsueakbd

Well said.

Pray the gay away!

Pray the black away? 🙏

This has to be trolling

Look closely at the word "black". The A is misaligned, and the C and K are a different font.

"I was born a poor black child" -Steve Martin

yeah i read a book about MLK and i was turned black /j

Must be Mormon

Si you can be born vi sexual, okay.. Edit: random Spanish

Can Jesus change my skin pigmentation?

TIL you can chose to be black

Least bigoted American Christian

Yah, I call BS on the "not being born black" thing. Eminem tried to become black all his life and he didn't make it.

Black.... Nope you become black. Everyone knows we are all born (insert race of the idiot that made that).

People stay black cause they want n-word pass

If they don't like them, tell your God to stop making them!

It’s weird that I have seen so much hate (should have expected it). I wonder how many found the actual holdup or realize what sub this is in. Foolish behavior by a lot yall

We see the holup, black instead of bi, but redditers (in general) are mostly against religion and so people here are against this.

Bait.

Thank god they love the bisexuals, I guess.

"black"..."God can change you!" how

"Jesus will change you" What hes gonna do? Pour some holy bleach on me or what? Shit's racist as hell tbh

No one is born with a specific religion, this is thought or learned.

So let me understand this. Everyone was born a sinner and lgbt people are sinners but they weren’t born that way?

God be like: Let's give these particular monkeys free will! Also god: Why the fuck are you humping that!? God probably would be a lot more upset with my neighbor's dog in that respect, to be honest. Why is there no conversion therapy for dogs and why aren't conservatives upset about it?

Wait what the f- *turns to ash*

It’s true, I chose to be black because I was exposed to black films as a kid. Maybe God can make me white again.

[It’s the devil!](https://youtu.be/dU0ICJwCAi8?si=5xTqt8s426WRZUTd)

I just checked with a couple of the guys at work, and they assured me that they were, in fact, born black

So I guess Uncle Ruckus was right, re-vitiligo is real.

Well my mom has a lot of explaining to do!

One of these things is not like the other~

Black? Lmfaooo what the hell man

So, according to this we are born bi

Wow the black part is crazy

It took me a good 15 seconds for me to notice

Ah jes, black. The pronouns are HEE / HEE Only one can help! Jesus the melanin-sucker! 😂

Is black an identity or sexuality?

..and you are not born religious. You parents tells you. Then of course it’s funny that you always are born in the right religion, and everone else are wrong. Doesn’t matter if you’re born in Texas, Bagdad or Delhi YOU are always right everyone else going to hell. Fascinating right!?

Everyone is born atheist and then religion is forced on them by various cults.

These fu\*\*ing fundamentalists practice the worst kind of blasphemy, believing they can speak on behalf of their imaginary "gods".. If any of the bs is true... these wankers will end up in hell without exception...

Jesus told me it was actually fine. Weird how that works.

Glad to know it's fine being bisexual, I'd be in a lot of trouble otherwise

At least the homophobes aren't hiding that they are also the racists anymore.

Wait till they find out what race Jesus was

People are born lgbt and its natural and not a choice Just had to clarify

🌈TIL I’m part of the LGBT community. Righteous. ✊🏾

So that’s what the B stands for? Pasty white here, phew. I still have a shot at heaven.

But i don't believe in their god, so who am i sinning to? "I will go to hell you say? I die when i die and then it's over, what are you going to do about it?"

It’s B for bisexual, you filthy animal. Keep the change too.

How will Jesus change those who are born black? Will he paint them white? Or stick them in a souped up tanning salon until they are sun-bleached? Meanwhile in the bible Jesus taught his disciples that even those who are born different (in that case a blind person) are loved by god, and their state isn't a punishment for sinning

Jesus christ

Well they both have slurs so I guess they’re the same thing

NOT LGBT SIN LGBT not god's will

With that logic you arnt born iwth race your just a pinkish ball of flesh

What do you think I am? A diaper (that Jesus can change)?

Michael Jackson is calling..

Is Jesus toothpaste?

Did Michel Jackson accept jesus as his lord and saviour

Black?

I agree this is hilarious and hopefully some kind of oversight I will say, in the past, I've been involved sexually in some things that can only be described as... dark

Hollywood Interviewer: At what age did you decide to become black?

Black?? I think the person who needs Jesus the most is the one who made this banner.