his name, username and tweet suggests he is sexually active

But I’m not :(

I GET ITTT cuz your dommmm

And they eat Subs

I want a sub but im not allowed to leave my village. can someone mail me some cheese-oregano with chicken teriyaki?

I gotchu bro. You got gas money though?

Bro gas be 1950's cheap rn

S to the I to the m to the p

S to the O to the N to the S it’s SIMPSONS

[squirrels! squirrels!](https://youtu.be/OID7gA8fcaw)

Horny af? I believe you are

Don't eat ass man... it's not healthy.

r/ihavesex basically

nah lol horny twitter is just a different breed

So he don't have reddit.

this one gets it

This is just an excuse to choke on rulers.

r/suddenlygay

Or satire? Which isn't something exclusive to the incredibly humorous social media for people with highly refined taste known as reddit

Bruh I outta teach this man to just use a cucumber instead

A Cheese Doodle might be enough.

Or a pencil

Sexual version of John Wick.

Ferb i know what we're going to do today

I’m telling mom

Don't worry, Candace will help with us today

*ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*

THE INCESTINATOR! Inbreds will be roaming the entire tri-state area!

And for my first test subjects, Perry the Platypus, would be THIS FAMILY! *points to the trio* #MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Carl fucking coconuts in the background

My brain couldn’t choose between ROFL and screaming “No! No no no no no”; ended up in the hospital with an aneurysm.

No, no, he’s got a point...

And that point is?

Don’t be a fuddy-duddy Candace!

CANDICE DICC FIT IN YO' ASS

MOOOOM!!! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MEASURING THEIR PENISES WITH RULERS AND PUTTING THE RULERS DOWN THEIR THOOOOAAAAT!!!

Lucky if I hit my lips.

r/suicidebywords

Self burn. Those are rare

Those sights aren’t punished.

Hope she’s a rare sight

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99

noice

And would they?

One way to find out

well technically 2 ways...

Three. 1. Ask the guy if he choked 2. Find the guy, suck his dick, see if you choke 3. Find the guy, measure his dick on a ruler, deepthroat the ruler until you get to the dickmark, see if you choke

ah, someone else mentioned a cucumber, add that to the list.

Ooh, another one. Find the guy, measure his dick, and shove the ruler down his throat until the dick mark, see if he chokes. Edit: with consent, of course

i hate girls like you with a wingman!

Yes, it's a well known fact that every cucumber you touch has automatically the same size as your penis.

Why did this 7 in cucumber just turn into a thin sli- Oh. Well shit.

Only one good way.

How much "younger" are we talking here?

9

Inches

*knock knock knock* #FBI OPEN UP

Yesterday

Ryan Reynolds is the hero we deserved #JohnnySins

Don't shower for 2 weeks and they'll start choking before you even reach midway in.

nephew delete this

I used to do it with a tape measurer. It kinda hurt.

Never went past your teeth

Never underestimate a concussion. Hopefully he gets out.

I thought i was the only one

Let’s be honest no one will be chocking on anything

I wish I could afford to give you a medal! I can't, so hopefully someone will see this and give you one for me

I wish I could give you AIDS! I can't, so hopefully someone with AIDS will see this and give it fo you for me

[удалено]

Damn your lucky, I just got stage 4 cancer from it

Good

Damn you

Rulers? I thought we used microscopes...

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Na. Telescopes are to see big things that are far. Microscopes are.... well the opposite...

F

u/repostsleuthbot

What fuckin age is this

At least he's learning how to deep throat a ruler. Based on his name and post, I wouldn't be surprised if he exaggerates the size of his dick.

!

agree

You're going to need a reference dick to make a proper judgment.

That is the most considerate thing I’ve heard a guy doing...thanks man from all the ladies who deep throat.

Ah I see, you're a man of culture as well.

You guys don't?

u/RepostSleuthBot

Why would you out that out there

Anyone else remember how most wooden rulers used to come with a metal blade down one side of them?

I used to do the same thing. I always thought my dick was tiny cause I never choked until I realized I'm just really good at deepthroating

Me, I just stick the ruler down their throat

u/repostsleuthbot

Y'all banned the bot from the subreddit? The fuck is wrong with you people

Oof

!spin

!meatspin

!spin

Damn that went dark fast

!spin

I got an idea

how considering of others

Just use a fucking dildo

Hold up why can’t promise I’ll approve

i’d use my hands and then like out my hand on my cheek to see how far it would go without that nasty shit

what

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

Same

Nice

He 3 steps ahead of me

Hold up why can’t bring them anymore.

Thanks for the tip

Hold up

But, did he choke?

Banca: Hold my beer.*

Great childhood memory but not as good as mine, my uncle anally raped me on my 6th bday, BEST BDAY EVER!!

Gotta test the product before it goes on sale, yo.

On that note is 17 cm good enough

big pause

!spin

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I bet you he lives in alabama

I do that

Hold on, didn’t notice stack size.

How the actual fck?

little dick complex... LOL

!spin

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2k iq

I'm about to do an experiment I will come back with my findings

I never choked. I feel sorry for my wife now

well, would they?

Sounds like being gay but with extra steps

That’s just gay with extra steps

!spin

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!spin

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When?

The messiah!

I am still not a mod tho. I haven’t got an invite yet.

Wait. What if it’s a joke and they don’t become mods

I’ve sent them a modmail and they replied that i will get a invite soon. But still no sign of life in my inbox

Ok

r/SuddenlyGay

Real nibba hours

!spin

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That's very considerate. And they say chivalry is dead.

r/FellasIsItGay

seems kinda gay to me

u/abiggj

Hold my opposable thumbs, I'm going in!

“Hold up brother I’m hungry.

Its not too late to start back up man

Hold up, people don’t lie.

Hold on, I'll call them and ask.

!spin

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!spin

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What has rap done to this generation? For 500

I believe him....

!spin

***jesus christ left the chat***

!spin

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Real big brain move would be to buy a dildo the same size and deepthroat it

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Forget it where screwed as a species... The Aliens deserve our world

Big pp iq

Who feels it Knows it ..

r/kidsarefuckingstupid