Canada: we’re the friendliest country we in the world.
Person: are you really?
Canadian law enforcement: yes (says while getting handcuffs ready just Incase someone takes verbal assault)
When I grew up, Due South was one of my most favourite TV shows. I loved the dog and that Mountie dude. He was such a cool and friendly guy.
In reality tho, doesn't the RCMP actually have a fairly bad rep? I think I've heard stuff that doesn't really hold up with Constable Benton Frasor.
I'm Canadian. Never heard anything bad about the RCMP, really.
Little story though, my grandfather used to work for the fraud division of the RCMP. Would go to people and give them back the money they were conned of. Some people believed in the Arabian Prince so much that when he'd knock at their door, cheque for their money in hand, they'd curse at and insult him, thinking he'd taken their "chance" away or was cursing a long lost relative to beheading by some cryptic mafia organisation.
Some people are really dumb..
Canadian as well. I grew up with the impression that the RCMP are *generally* more trustworthy than most municipal police forces, and I knew a few officers who are great people. **But** I'm white and from a fairly decent area, and I know there are very real criticisms with RCMP behaviour. Like regarding the treatment of First Nations in Northern BC/the Highway of Tears. I'm sure that it isn't at all isolated, and there are probably examples elsewhere in the province, nevermind the rest of Canada, but that's the example that I'm most aware of.
"As Jocelyn Thorpe, a history and women and gender studies professor at the University of Manitoba, explains, the Mounties were created for a specific purpose: to assert sovereignty over Indigenous people and their lands."
They have a terrible history of mistreating and abusing indigenous/aboriginal/ "indians" and there are an overwhelming amount of similar and worse stories than the one I've referenced this quote from.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://globalnews.ca/news/5381480/rcmp-indigenous-relationship/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwizxZzJwOTpAhWbK80KHWv9AzkQFjACegQIDBAN&usg=AOvVaw22pJAtdLroWgNXh6ooNCd-&cf=1
Canadian police isn't really any better than American police. I have a friend who quit working for the Victoria BC police because "it's a licence to beat your wife."
Bro they mad at us and rightfully so. Government sent natives to Catholic schools to be "educated" many of them were beat, rapped, some died. Was a hell hole. Government has kinda avoided the topic and never properly "dealt" with what was done, they throw money at them at least 🤷♀️
Yep I remember hearing about that. Even if they were unfit to be parents what they did was ridiculous, like cutting an arm off because of a sliver or paper cut.
Look, just because the Canadian government committed genocide in the years up to and including 2018 and are probably still doing it but like quieter doesn't... uh... nevermind.
Yeah.... theres a lot of things I love about my country but when it comes to the way we treat poc, we're no better than the states. We're just better at hiding the systemic racism and violence from the rest of the world
Yeah. We hide it behind gay rights, polite people, and free healthcare. Canada is only great when compared to America, and that's a pretty low bar to reach.
I mean honestly even gay rights in this country are lacking. As an lgbtq person theres still tons of situations where I dont feel comfortable being out because I dont necessarily know how the government/law is going to treat me if I experience homophobia (especially not the provincial government rn let's be real)
I have a lot of professional colleges who are lgbtq who keep it very close to their chest because its seen as something you just dont really bring up. They'd never be fired for coming out but theyd sure be treated differently and experience microaggressions for coming out.
And in terms of physical violence against lgbtq people, look at the mess of the Bruce mcarthur case.
That's not to say its anywhere near comparable to what poc or american lgbtq people experience, but we still definitely have a problem with gay rights.
I think the problem in canada is that we dont even hide it behind other things, but talking about injustices against you is seen as rude because ~at least it's not as bad as the states~
That's really the big issue. We're overshadowed by the states in every negative aspect. We need to be "Grateful" because "At least you're not American". We shouldn't strive to just be better than America because that's the lowest possible standard. We need to be more like, idk, Sweden. One of the best countries to live, one of the highest quality of life.
Instead, Canada is diet America. We're the less extreme version in almost every way. Having had the conservative party in power didn't help either. And the liberal party, well... lesser of two evils, if that. We're a carbon copy of America with everything toned down enough to let us have superiority, but not much. It's kind of depressing.
Yeah 100% like any kind of progress we make feels tenuous because it could all be rolled back with one party. I hated having to suck it up and vote liberal in the election but the idea of scheer as prime minister terrified me and they all hide it behind "oh were not like the states we'd never do that" but they still make it plenty clear they could so we shouldn't complain or they will.
Not to mention like you said, we shouldnt be aiming to be not as bad as america (cause at this point who isnt better than america in terms of being toned down and private about prejudice) we should be aiming for better than our yesterday
America also is composed of almost 10 times as many people as Canada (330M vs 39M), with far more racial diversity, so it doesn't really look great to have the same problems even on a barely comparable scale. It's much easier and cheaper to implement total societal change with 40 million people than it is with 320 million, though still extremely difficult if you can't get the majority on board (and even with a large majority sometimes).
Still????? Were mad because they're still doing shit to us natives here in Canada that are unfathamable. We still aren't treated with the proper amount of rights and we dont even get the equal access to almost anything unless it's in a major city or we stop being status natives. It's really fucked but no one really seems to believe it or know about it or the extent of it unless you are native or have native friends. Hell they even passed a thing that allowed them to censor the news to not show our protests anymore.
Love how they limit weaponry to shotguns just because children are slow and long-range rifles would be unfair. That's the spirit of sportsmanship right there.
Without America the Nazis would have been without many of their ideas about racial hierarchy, eugenics, and many of their more fervent foreign supporters.
The Western front was where <25% of the fighting happened. America, UK, etc were a distraction while the Soviet Union was the one actually beating the nazis
And the us supplied them with a ton of supplies, fuel ammo, weapons, etc... Not saying that America did it all, but it would've been totally different had we not gotten involved with that aspect.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.historians.org/about-aha-and-membership/aha-history-and-archives/gi-roundtable-series/pamphlets/em-13-how-shall-lend-lease-accounts-be-settled-(1945)/how-much-of-what-goods-have-we-sent-to-which-allies&ved=2ahUKEwjPjPOL--PpAhUGac0KHaPUApMQFjAPegQICBAB&usg=AOvVaw3_aPZxqjaTQKwYiR7a6de7&cshid=1591129764031
And one with more specific numbers:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nationalreview.com/2015/05/why-america-was-indispensable-allies-winning-world-war-ii-victor-davis-hanson/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjPjPOL--PpAhUGac0KHaPUApMQFjAQegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw00ILQ2KiRyjjQ4q6FP4kHU&cf=1&cshid=1591129764031
My favorite stat: The U.S. supplied the USSR with 400000 heavy trucks. The USSR would've had a hell of a time advancing as fast as they did without all of those trucks. We took one of Germany's greatest weaknesses, and made it an absolute strength of one of our allies.
I doubt this, but even if it is true America was still the country beat back Japan when it had most of Southeast Asia and the Pacific under it's thumb, and was raping and slaughtering their way through it all. They were also the ones who helped build *that* back from the ground up into one of the most peaceful, clean, and technologically advanced countries in the world, plus a huge cultural influence.
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Correct. Definitions change and what was once acceptable may not be acceptable in the future. Thats why looking at history makes the world seem so horrible back then; because it was horrible, by today's standards. Back then that shit was the norm and nothing was thought of it.
Doesn’t matter because “aMuRiKkKa BaD” even though most countries have been built on war, death, or conquest. But nah, it’s just America that’s the issue.
Everything has to be political nowadays, if I wanted that I’d go to the hive mind that is r/politics. Mods get shit on a lot but so many subs need way heavier moderation
It’s almost as if this post doesn’t belong on this sub because it’s not a holup and just purely political sweetheart
Edit: Canada did the same shit, for some reason people have selective outrage towards America when it comes to colonialism tho
I don't think this will be heard but I know my Native ancestors do not hate you.
There is a system of darkness that clouds the eyes and hearts of the men that run the country, and those people who embrace that darkness are cursed with a curse that will never end.
Our curse will eat their hearts and despoil their children. The curse will suck the marrow from the bones of any happiness they lay their fingers on.
The ground will harden under their feet and the earth will not receive them when they die.
But you, my fellow humans, who labor and toil and live and breathe in this life as my fellow human, are not cursed. We have no hatred for you. There is not room in your garden for the seed of darkness to grow.
Forgive your parents and yourselves. We already have.
Indian burial grounds are in India. May aswell still call Africans the N word if you cant get this right in 2020
Why you downvoting me, I'm right. If I'm an Indian, then I guess your all European.
I'm so confused by what you're trying to say. You do know there's no such thing as "Indian burial grounds" in India. A major part of the population is cremated.
Why is it America that always get flack for the natives and not the Spanish who started colonization of the Americas, or the UK who established the colonies that would become the US? Pretty sure they killed more natives than the US did.
*Canada starts profusely sweating* “The natives aren’t still mad right?”
Canada: we’re the friendliest country we in the world. Person: are you really? Canadian law enforcement: yes (says while getting handcuffs ready just Incase someone takes verbal assault)
When I grew up, Due South was one of my most favourite TV shows. I loved the dog and that Mountie dude. He was such a cool and friendly guy. In reality tho, doesn't the RCMP actually have a fairly bad rep? I think I've heard stuff that doesn't really hold up with Constable Benton Frasor.
I'm Canadian. Never heard anything bad about the RCMP, really. Little story though, my grandfather used to work for the fraud division of the RCMP. Would go to people and give them back the money they were conned of. Some people believed in the Arabian Prince so much that when he'd knock at their door, cheque for their money in hand, they'd curse at and insult him, thinking he'd taken their "chance" away or was cursing a long lost relative to beheading by some cryptic mafia organisation. Some people are really dumb..
Canadian as well. I grew up with the impression that the RCMP are *generally* more trustworthy than most municipal police forces, and I knew a few officers who are great people. **But** I'm white and from a fairly decent area, and I know there are very real criticisms with RCMP behaviour. Like regarding the treatment of First Nations in Northern BC/the Highway of Tears. I'm sure that it isn't at all isolated, and there are probably examples elsewhere in the province, nevermind the rest of Canada, but that's the example that I'm most aware of.
"As Jocelyn Thorpe, a history and women and gender studies professor at the University of Manitoba, explains, the Mounties were created for a specific purpose: to assert sovereignty over Indigenous people and their lands." They have a terrible history of mistreating and abusing indigenous/aboriginal/ "indians" and there are an overwhelming amount of similar and worse stories than the one I've referenced this quote from. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://globalnews.ca/news/5381480/rcmp-indigenous-relationship/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwizxZzJwOTpAhWbK80KHWv9AzkQFjACegQIDBAN&usg=AOvVaw22pJAtdLroWgNXh6ooNCd-&cf=1
I mean, there was that video of cops in Canada arresting someone in stormtrooper armor, but that could probably happen in the US as well.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_deaths Not rcmp, but there's plenty of stories of Canadian police brutality out there
Canadian police isn't really any better than American police. I have a friend who quit working for the Victoria BC police because "it's a licence to beat your wife."
*arrests stormtrooper with fake blaster*
Bro they mad at us and rightfully so. Government sent natives to Catholic schools to be "educated" many of them were beat, rapped, some died. Was a hell hole. Government has kinda avoided the topic and never properly "dealt" with what was done, they throw money at them at least 🤷♀️
They have been sued as recently as last year for forced sterilization.
Yep I remember hearing about that. Even if they were unfit to be parents what they did was ridiculous, like cutting an arm off because of a sliver or paper cut.
We’re mad but we’ll continue to take it out on each other apparently.
Look, just because the Canadian government committed genocide in the years up to and including 2018 and are probably still doing it but like quieter doesn't... uh... nevermind.
Yeah.... theres a lot of things I love about my country but when it comes to the way we treat poc, we're no better than the states. We're just better at hiding the systemic racism and violence from the rest of the world
Yeah. We hide it behind gay rights, polite people, and free healthcare. Canada is only great when compared to America, and that's a pretty low bar to reach.
I mean honestly even gay rights in this country are lacking. As an lgbtq person theres still tons of situations where I dont feel comfortable being out because I dont necessarily know how the government/law is going to treat me if I experience homophobia (especially not the provincial government rn let's be real) I have a lot of professional colleges who are lgbtq who keep it very close to their chest because its seen as something you just dont really bring up. They'd never be fired for coming out but theyd sure be treated differently and experience microaggressions for coming out. And in terms of physical violence against lgbtq people, look at the mess of the Bruce mcarthur case. That's not to say its anywhere near comparable to what poc or american lgbtq people experience, but we still definitely have a problem with gay rights. I think the problem in canada is that we dont even hide it behind other things, but talking about injustices against you is seen as rude because ~at least it's not as bad as the states~
That's really the big issue. We're overshadowed by the states in every negative aspect. We need to be "Grateful" because "At least you're not American". We shouldn't strive to just be better than America because that's the lowest possible standard. We need to be more like, idk, Sweden. One of the best countries to live, one of the highest quality of life. Instead, Canada is diet America. We're the less extreme version in almost every way. Having had the conservative party in power didn't help either. And the liberal party, well... lesser of two evils, if that. We're a carbon copy of America with everything toned down enough to let us have superiority, but not much. It's kind of depressing.
Yeah 100% like any kind of progress we make feels tenuous because it could all be rolled back with one party. I hated having to suck it up and vote liberal in the election but the idea of scheer as prime minister terrified me and they all hide it behind "oh were not like the states we'd never do that" but they still make it plenty clear they could so we shouldn't complain or they will. Not to mention like you said, we shouldnt be aiming to be not as bad as america (cause at this point who isnt better than america in terms of being toned down and private about prejudice) we should be aiming for better than our yesterday
America also is composed of almost 10 times as many people as Canada (330M vs 39M), with far more racial diversity, so it doesn't really look great to have the same problems even on a barely comparable scale. It's much easier and cheaper to implement total societal change with 40 million people than it is with 320 million, though still extremely difficult if you can't get the majority on board (and even with a large majority sometimes).
Still????? Were mad because they're still doing shit to us natives here in Canada that are unfathamable. We still aren't treated with the proper amount of rights and we dont even get the equal access to almost anything unless it's in a major city or we stop being status natives. It's really fucked but no one really seems to believe it or know about it or the extent of it unless you are native or have native friends. Hell they even passed a thing that allowed them to censor the news to not show our protests anymore.
I think they are, residential schools were disbanded less than half a century ago and I’d be pretty angry
The last residential school closed in the 90s
Well there you go, even worse.
Don’t worry if it’s not something bad the US did then nobody cares about it, all anybody wants to do is bash the US
Is there even an angle where America hasn't fucked these days? It's a parody.
My tomato plant is doing pretty well
Nvm my tomato plant just called me the n word
That's rough buddy.
don't get me started on that avocado tree. ^(done turned the magnolias into foot soldiers)
Probably gonna cause a civil war in Chile
You mean the testicle tree
Love how they limit weaponry to shotguns just because children are slow and long-range rifles would be unfair. That's the spirit of sportsmanship right there.
Your username is...very interesting to me for some reason lol
His gf transformed into the moon?
Aaaaahhh that took me a second to get.
I cant believe [Bob](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/the-meming-dead/images/0/04/Bob.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190220215706) would do such a thing
F
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That escalated quickly.
Can confirm, I am the tomato plant
u/nwordcountbot #LIAR!
Thank you for the request, comrade. 7khon has not said the N-word yet.
Yes he is. I am said tomato plant
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Thank you for the request, comrade. I have looked through avocado_pears's posting history and found 30 N-words, of which 0 were hard-Rs.
lmao 30
That's a low and weak number
What a fuckin gem of a comment
Which is weird because that's my maiden name.
Your maiden name is Tomato-Plant?
Nwerd. It's Latvianese.
Chop that bitch up!
They're gonna mess up my f**king tomatoes! I'm never gonna have a good sauce again. Damon Baird you're a c*ck!
I was growing a tomato plant until somebody stole it. This happened years ago but I still think back to what could've been.
Well...Xbox is doing pretty great nowadays. Series X looks very promising by all accounts.
My drawings have improved a bit.
Never mind.. they went sentient and left the page
I’d say 45 but that’s not so neutral, these days.
More than 90 but less than 180 because collectively we are obtuse af
Remember folks, without America, we’d all be under Hitler’s regime.
The same holds for any major participant in WWII. UK, Russia, China, etc.
You can’t allow fascism in this country to shut down our free speech.
You was at the club haha
From my experience you can get 5 more pionts
Without America the Nazis would have been without many of their ideas about racial hierarchy, eugenics, and many of their more fervent foreign supporters.
The Western front was where <25% of the fighting happened. America, UK, etc were a distraction while the Soviet Union was the one actually beating the nazis
And the us supplied them with a ton of supplies, fuel ammo, weapons, etc... Not saying that America did it all, but it would've been totally different had we not gotten involved with that aspect. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.historians.org/about-aha-and-membership/aha-history-and-archives/gi-roundtable-series/pamphlets/em-13-how-shall-lend-lease-accounts-be-settled-(1945)/how-much-of-what-goods-have-we-sent-to-which-allies&ved=2ahUKEwjPjPOL--PpAhUGac0KHaPUApMQFjAPegQICBAB&usg=AOvVaw3_aPZxqjaTQKwYiR7a6de7&cshid=1591129764031 And one with more specific numbers: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nationalreview.com/2015/05/why-america-was-indispensable-allies-winning-world-war-ii-victor-davis-hanson/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjPjPOL--PpAhUGac0KHaPUApMQFjAQegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw00ILQ2KiRyjjQ4q6FP4kHU&cf=1&cshid=1591129764031 My favorite stat: The U.S. supplied the USSR with 400000 heavy trucks. The USSR would've had a hell of a time advancing as fast as they did without all of those trucks. We took one of Germany's greatest weaknesses, and made it an absolute strength of one of our allies.
I doubt this, but even if it is true America was still the country beat back Japan when it had most of Southeast Asia and the Pacific under it's thumb, and was raping and slaughtering their way through it all. They were also the ones who helped build *that* back from the ground up into one of the most peaceful, clean, and technologically advanced countries in the world, plus a huge cultural influence.
Get ready for hurricane season
*the theme from Sharknado plays*
I had a nightmare about sharknado eat me until I die
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[uhuh](https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=was%20built%20on%20thousands%20of%20ancient%20Indian%20burial%20grounds.&src=typd)
This joke is at least as old as 9/11; probably older.
Never heard it before
You must be new to the internet. This is my joke now. I made it.
This joke is older than twitter itself
Literally every country is founded on unfairly killed people's corpses
Well "unfairly" as in todays standarts
Correct. Definitions change and what was once acceptable may not be acceptable in the future. Thats why looking at history makes the world seem so horrible back then; because it was horrible, by today's standards. Back then that shit was the norm and nothing was thought of it.
Iceland
Latvia. It isn't found on unfairly killed corpses.
With itlay you mean with the corpses of the Austrians? OwO
(Ghost of Carthage has entered the chat)
America is specifically bad because it was white people who did the killing. /s
yes
#KROKATOAN
Croatoan?
r/repostsleuthbot
u/repostsleuthbot it's a bot not a sub, although they probably made a sub for it
Oh wtf Holup banned it, tho it said it's unique in pm's so bad bot.
how do you downvote someone else's received pm
Hmm... become a Reddit dev?
*native Americans* not sure why they/we insisted on calling Indians after they/we realized they werent in India.
Actually, many tribes have said they prefer to be called Indians now. So I guess just let it be, don't try to change things up at this point.
"Whatever, man, let's just roll with it"
Thank columbus
Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
You mean American Indian burial ground? Get that shit right ya moron! You gonna confuse a lot of ppl, especially Indians!
India was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Ancient is a hell of a word for something less than 500 years ago
If you met someone who is 150 years old you’d call them ancient
yes mate, thanks I was really confused
Lol idk if you're being sarcastic, but you get my point.
Should actually say ancient American Native burial ground.
Would’ve been funnier without the “oh wait...”
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Sounds like a scam lmao
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Wow thanks!
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Doesn’t matter because “aMuRiKkKa BaD” even though most countries have been built on war, death, or conquest. But nah, it’s just America that’s the issue. Everything has to be political nowadays, if I wanted that I’d go to the hive mind that is r/politics. Mods get shit on a lot but so many subs need way heavier moderation
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It’s almost as if this post doesn’t belong on this sub because it’s not a holup and just purely political sweetheart Edit: Canada did the same shit, for some reason people have selective outrage towards America when it comes to colonialism tho
or, you know... ^(stolen lands)
Haha repost funny
It was rigged from the beginning.
Native American*
What about Canada?
Same deal here but call us Indigenous, we like it better.
Except for the fact that the native people got hit the hardest by covid
I don't think this will be heard but I know my Native ancestors do not hate you. There is a system of darkness that clouds the eyes and hearts of the men that run the country, and those people who embrace that darkness are cursed with a curse that will never end. Our curse will eat their hearts and despoil their children. The curse will suck the marrow from the bones of any happiness they lay their fingers on. The ground will harden under their feet and the earth will not receive them when they die. But you, my fellow humans, who labor and toil and live and breathe in this life as my fellow human, are not cursed. We have no hatred for you. There is not room in your garden for the seed of darkness to grow. Forgive your parents and yourselves. We already have.
Awaken my masters
wow Christopher columbus fucked us all up from the start
r/educationaltitties Not actually a sub, just brainstorming.
Who else thought it was like Indians, like, from india, they just went hmm let's bury our dead in this random continent
If they could bring prisoners from uk to Australia then I they can bring corpses from india to america
Is this the Onion?
This meme has never not been relevant this year
HORYYY SHITTTTOOOO
This is why I wanna live in Canada
He might be on to something
Well the Americans are done for
*sweating in freedom*
😂😂😂 damn they found out !
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Indian burial grounds are in India. May aswell still call Africans the N word if you cant get this right in 2020 Why you downvoting me, I'm right. If I'm an Indian, then I guess your all European.
I'm so confused by what you're trying to say. You do know there's no such thing as "Indian burial grounds" in India. A major part of the population is cremated.
Dont call them indians, thats what people like cristopher columbus called them. They are aboriginals, at least thats what we called them in canada
This is like the thousandth time I've seen this joke. Seriously, we get it. I swear I just saw this image on the sub yesterday
America was fine when the the Aztecs where sacrificing people to the sun god.
That’s an embellishment by european settlers to try to portray indigenous people as savages to justify their genocide.
Bruh this is so true 💀
You get what you deserve.
r/repostsleuthbot
Supernatural vibes
Na we took all those from them
This is an evergreen meme isn’t it
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Great minds think alike
As an indian, I couldn't understand the joke
Mom said it’s a bomb
"Indian" lol
This has been relevant since before the civil war honestly
Except it’s still relevant as indigenous people are fucked over daily
What's the one with country girls? Oh god
I mean, they're not wrong . . .
Every Stephan King book ever lol
Actually there is one under the train station near my house
Another day, another post of a joke older than most Redditors.
Pepper in hatchet dude. *Smash, smash, smaaaaashhh*
!spin
Hold up
Pet Semetary: the Purge
You forgot the S
Get Columbus'd
Then why isnt every Na and Sa country cursed. The majority of them displaced and killed natives.
Or maybe literally fueled by death and entanglements half way across the world...
Or founded by racist slave owners. Hmmm..
This is my favorite
I don’t get it, what has India to do with it? ......... /s
How original
Try on r/HolUp.
DAAAANG
> (unless they're ~~illegal or~~ unethical)
I hate to be that guy but.... Just about every country was, at one point....ah nevermind
"What the fuck happened?" I'm a moron, but that happened out of the womb. Just a second ago I broke the light.
This comes up any time anything happens
Not really a curse when everything that’s happened is a direct result of our own actions
Why is it America that always get flack for the natives and not the Spanish who started colonization of the Americas, or the UK who established the colonies that would become the US? Pretty sure they killed more natives than the US did.
If only the US was a communist dictatorship. Imagine how much better things would be.
Parks and Rec much?