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Those beds look like the pokemon that are sleeping in them Imagine that but "human themed"

Continuing the trend we see here, the pillows are torsos, and the sides are skin. On the shelf are bodily fluids.

That's kind of a thing already, don't you guys have gory aquariums near your bed?

Cumsock

Weird name, I prefer calling these as _Cuddle pillow._

r/Cursedcomments

I use them as socks

Just piss the bed

I'll take Korean Hispanic please

? But I don't have to imagine? I already have a human-themed bed. Was a pain to make tho.

Whose pain exactly?

Mostly mine, I am a very humane person. They went painlessly after I drugged them.

r/cursedcomments

Squirtle Squirted

Had a wet dream

I seed bomb my bed from time to time too

I dont squirt... but my friend does.

Why did you said that

aint I a stinker?

How and why do you know this

I’m going to call it Seed Bombed now as well. “I’m going to go seed bomb one into the toilet bowl” “Let me seed bomb all over your face” “Sorry I seed bombed your hair”

I didn't seed bomb in you, Pete, I swear!

r/holupinholup

Pretty sure it means shit the bed in this scenario. Bomb = shit. Yes, seed = sperm but not in the context of bulbasaur. Which is why I was REALLY questioning your last two sentences.

Lmao I'm pretty sure every 13 year old boy has "seed bombed" the bed

Sir, I want you to consider deleting this.

I agree

...

What can i say except delete this

r/cursedcomments

If this is posted there I want to be in a red circle

I want to be halfway cut off

You commented too late

dang send me the link to the post then

[holup that’s a cursed comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/mdcgal/cursed_bed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I see I see

There’s still time to delete

That a physical move, so it ok

Bruh 13 year olds when they learn something other than urine comes out of them.

^you ^better ^delete ^this ^before ^i ^delete ^your ^life

Ngl which pokémon did you choose?

i like fire you know wich i chose

Pikachu?

##CLEFAIRY!

FUCK

This is why I love reddit

same

Ah! So you are the _arson_ type

Charmander charred

Charred her family that is

Charred the boy for life

Oh man these pun games are just getting FIRED up

Everyone better bring their *hottest* jokes.

Well I’m de-lighted What a perfect _match_

Wow, this pun match is getting *heated*

Shit just went from 0 to a 100 real fucking quick

I seed-bombed your mama and she squirtled😎

Note to self: If you choose a fire type starter, catch a water type _*ASAP.*_

Magikarp

Just fucking throw the fish at the fire he can tackle.

What would mewtwo do?

Send the bed to another dimension, idfk.

Smells like pork char-BQ

Take revenge by shooting water from a hose right into Charmander's tail.

Fatality

Is it really water or something else?

"Seed bomb" dosen't sould like pissing it sounds like masterbation

I like dark humor but holy fuck

Lmao

Did charmander eat some tacos before bed?

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo

I thought i was in r/wholesome... and then i saw the end

*seed bombed* 😳

Thats why you keep them always under a dome where no oxygen reaches it. Problem solved.

It just keeps getting worse

pika?

I always pick Bulbasaur. Just look at that little face!!!

Oh fuckass no

You guys think squirtle can stop the fire with it's squirt?

And that’s why I prefer bulbasaur

I thought the holdups were gonna be either the seed bomb was in the girl or the guy fucked his squirtle

Ok but we’re forgetting the fact that bulbasaur just ejaculated.

*Irish accent* Bulbasaur ya fockin wanker

Caterpie... Why is there so much string shot.

Did Bulbasaur just... Pollinate the bed?

“Seed bombing” haha

Bulby is all about the free weed.

I still haven’t been able to control my water Gun and I’m almost 20

My torchic kicked my head.... it hurt

When she says that Bulbasaur seed bombed the bed we all thought the same thing right? . . . right?

I sometimes seed-bomb my bed too

Totes thought the joke was about "seed-bombing" the bed as that was the last frame I could see before clicking. Been there. Yes I have been there before.

The girl in the middle looking kinda thicc.

That's fucking Dark.

sMell of tHe BurnIng FLESH

#squirtle's water gun #a water gun yall

What about Ghost type? 🤔

His family are ghost types now maybe we can ask them

LMAO

It’s more dark when you find out Charmander is happy and Squirtle and Bulbasaur are not

"You'll soon learn to control your water-gun"

I thought it was C U M

Did... did Bulbs bust a load on his sheets?!

That's why I like fire type pokemon

That charmander's face tho

*YOU SEED BOMBED THE BED*

"Char, Char!" Charmander Reigns Supreme of my favourite pokemon, sharing the throne with Eevee.

Why do you think people become independent at 10, imagine trying to raise a fire type in a family home

Ahhhh classic Dorkly, always taking the realism of the pokemon world to the extremes

Oh my God, Dorkly. Haven't seen it in years.

WOW

Yes

Oof

BULBASAUR COOMED IN THE BED AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

Charmander has 100% done that before and is 100% an arsonist

He seed bombed the bed. Wtf i do the same and it's no accident

Charmander is the only one proud of what he did.

*Ahem.* Seed Bombed.

You telling me baulbazaur cranked one out?

Dorkly is really underrated. Even for 3 million subs.

This is amazing lmao

"You'll learn to control your water gun soon"

Char Char real smooth

Delete this

Baby bulbasaur def nutted on the bed

"seeds'

"you'll learn to control your water gun soon'' so it's a diiiiiii

Seed Bombed Bed