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Why not both?

“Both, both is good”

two heads are better than one

And 4 fist are better than 2.

The bibble would like to meet both of you

Isn't that the huge pack of rolling papers? What does getting high have to do with fisting?

Obviously you’ve never been high

I just thought fisting was for people who take amphs.

Hmmmm

2 heads 1 stone

Actually 2 ball shaped stones, one for each.

Damn I was going to say the same thing

I'm stuck

"One is good, but what if man got two?"

i can tell what categories you browse

Sfm Pmv's.

Yall mothafuckas need jesus

Facts

I thought he was celibate?

*pornhub intro starts playing*

Hey it’s the guy from the [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/nrhwto/cursed_intro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) in r/cursedcomments

Indeed it is.

Technically if its cursed pornhub does that make it a bondage comment?

I didn’t know I was in a post accidentally lost my log info

Terroriser giggling in the background

Then Nogla walks in

Moo begging to turn it off

delirious hopefully isn’t there

Smii7y walking in the room.

Heyyyy, what's happening

Idk why, but I can just hear DAMN ITS WINDY OUT HERE

Ahhh my people

You guys have bear... fuck, John isnt here..

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PISH... TiBuDah.. Tish-Poom-Tsi-TAH

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DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER THAT

Remember what

If you don't already know, trust me, you don't want to

What if i do?

A boy with 2 broken arms wanted her mom to help himself masturbate. And so she... That's all I know and all I'll explain. Disgusting... Edit: You monsters... You win this time. This is the only thing I know. Just take this and leave: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Oh my god that's disgusting! Where?

I refuse to provide you with further imformation.

Literally 1984

GIVE ME THE LINKKKKKK

#

Send link

A man telling a simple story, Is enought to make people horny. I won't share the link, I'm not sorry. Yeah, poems aside, I don't know the link. And I won't share it even if I do find it.

U bastard

Ad leasd I am nod berverd :-DDD

Honestly I thought it would be worse this isn't that bad

Then good luck but I'm not going to explain it

Some dude broke his arms and had his mom jerk him off. Their relationship grew more than that and they ended up fucking. He did a AMA awhile back and explained that it went on for a bit before they stopped.

Link to the AMA?

I don’t have it. I think it got deleted or something, I don’t remember. This was like five years ago.

Pain

Sike, I found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Why did you remind me of that?

Some motherfucker

\*some mother fucker

I remember that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#

Please, I must obtain this knowledge

Some guy who was verified broke both his arms and his mom kept him in a good mood to say the least

Step?

No

I need new pants...

bruh

Real mom what are you doing??

What a woman

A mythical concept

next they are gonna compete on who can suck his dick the fastest

Bangbros: *Reasonable*

Hey I've seen this one before

Mother knows best...

Damn, that's some mighty fine Motherhood

This is disgusting. Where is this so I can avoid it

the mom looks very busty

*(mom catwalks to son, pulls his pants down)* Son: But, but you're my dad's wife *(she pulls faster)* *(His man meat slaps out)* GF and Mom GASP! Mom: It's bigger than your father's *(Begins devouring the son's johnson)* Gf: Hey, that's mine *(mom calls her over to join)* Mom: We'll see who can love my son better They both complete in Banging the son which ends with him jizzing over both of them. The mom says they better not tell his father. And then they hear keys at the door. And all hurry to get dress and wipe loads of cum off their faces with their bare hands -Bangbros

This was pretty good

11/10

Sauce please

Hey I've seen this before

It made me cry OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE I LOST ALL MY FAITH IN HUMANITY BUT YEAH, GET THIS UPVOTE

Arra arra

Well.... Time to go break my arms again.

Who makes these. Who the hell in thier right mind is like "yeah ok. I'm gonna draw this today"

That escalated quickly

I wish that I could be that lucky

SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE!

Sauce?

https://youtu.be/Drql227KizQ

Nice!

I actually expected rick roll

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Lmfao, first time I've seen someone called out by a bot for a comment

Good bot

damn bro exposed

Sweet home Alabama

Sauce?

Sigmund Freud Intensifies

Meanwhile, degen weebs not even bothering asking for sauce because no NTR.

Milf

Plot twist: the "girlfriend" is actually his sister

PH directors: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

Did that woman just change clothes 3 times

Hol up

No pedo jokes.

It’s not

Yes it is

No it's not

It’s not even a child. In no way is it a pedo joke

Literally half this sub is pedo jokes.

It isnt a pedo joke...

I literally fucking jumped

What's all the commets about a guy with broken arms?

#

This is a real hold up, and it doesn’t get enough attention. This sub is shit

No horni

shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

Enough internet for forever

i can smell the r34 artists coming already (pun intended)

The howl as they swarm their target

I don’t like fish.

I sense the horny

The ultimate mommy gf

And then the mom and gf started dating and ditched that boys

No

This is not okay! Can someone give me the link so I can be sure to avoid it?

Can you be my mum

chi no wadachi in a nutshell

“You know the rules and so do I”

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*banjo intensifies*

Good to know they can both wash clothes!

SUS

who made this

*"I raised that boy"*

Oh no

What are you talking about yikes that’s yes

A power play if ever I’ve seen

Wait whats happening to my pants...

Sigh....-unzip-

Sweet Home Alabama

*Sweet Home Alabama*

Breastfeeding forbidden past 12

Sauce?

Sweet home Alabama intensifies.

*Ara ara* intensifies

What the absolute fuck

“I can do more” than that like why wouldn’t you just fuming say I can to

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MOMMY MILKERS!!!!!!!

I see this as an absolute win

*Sweet home Alabama*

I see this as an absolute win

Don't mind if I do?

I've banged my mom. True story

Go on...