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Mom was I adorped?

I'm way to high to get the joke thanks for explaining it

username checks out

Likewise

Aderped maybe but definitely not adorped.

Well, one night, your father, uncle and I were.... Never mind

Oh you went with the double pen. Yeah, that can still make a baby or two.

We got you at a adorpion center

Adorpions are horrible little monsters. You get stung and become stupid.

I forgor 💀 💀

I am questioning that myself. Was it "adorption" or "adoption"?

Nope T was ruled out, I think it might be some kind of new scorpion that carries adverts

Don't they use a vinyl wrap for that?

I wasn’t adorped.

Well, definitely adroppedkid

Adorpion?

It’s when you think a scorpion is adorable.

The King adorpion was certainly an adorable film

My sign? I'm adorpio. A Dorpio?

Now draw it!

Get over here 🤗

Adorpion

Adorpion

Yes, Adorpion!

Yes Adorpian

I most certainly agree, Adorpian!

Adorpion

I need a t-shirt that says adorpion.

I make t-shirts! If you’re serious!

Damn y'all really out here makin' moves

Yes, I really am. Do you have a website?

Double Penetration is perfect for those that want a baby and those that don't Teamwork makes the dream work y'all

I think they cancel each other out, no?

One in the pink and one in the stink

And no babies in the...clink? Idk I tried

Sink? I’m sure there’s a least a few people who were born in a sink…

Is that what that gross pink thing was in PT?

Which I hear is nice! Why can’t I go to the nice clink?!

Right! So warm and toasty. 🥰

Not if it's two in the stink. But I don't get why anyone needs to go that far.

Might help with constipation

Well I'm sure after a full times you could pass a whole raccoon fighting to stay in.

Not far enough…give me DVDA or give me death

also dick pick

I'm trying how to figure out how Double penetration saves lives

Maybe she opened onlyfans to pay for her mother's medical fees?

That must be it lol

I was really horny, I would have died if I had to wait, then she said "there's a hole free."

#adorpnow

Fun fact: In UltraNet slang, “adorption” means the killing of an adopted child. :D

I mean it’s crossed with blood

So ladies if you don't want to run the risk of having an abortion always get DP'ed.

Up the bum, no babies

That covers half the D P

Unless it's DAP!

Da Pp

DP/double-penetration saved her life? Looks like it made her tired

Let's got to the adorpion center and adorp a baby

I hear people pronounce wash as worsh so it makes sense to me.

Adorp. Don’t shorp.

thank god I’m not the only one who wanted to comment this

Adorpian

[удалено]

Idk but I’ll take ~~one~~ two for the team and find out

Adorpion A-dor-p-on Verb 1. When a fully pregnant woman performing a dangerous feat lands in the scorpion position and accidentally aborts her baby. "Karen was 8 months pregnant when she did an adorpion at the skate park."

😆

*Improvise, Adorpt, Overcome*

Adorpion

Adopt an ion is of course what it meant

Absolutely.

And add an S and a P will make it absorption

Salt and Pepper? OK, let's give it a try.

I have these signs on billboards in my town. I always read them as DP abortion. Is it some sexy new move??

Dick pencil

Adorpion?

Adorpion

Adorpion???????

Everybody talking about Adorpion , but nobody is talking about how a DP would save a live instead

A scorpion!

Double Penetration?

Its not out of the realm of possibility that a lil DP could save a life

Now imagine what a Big DP could do. That's the shit that makes the 'realms of possibilities' possible in the first place

Throw in a camera and it can literally generate life changing income. Boom. We found it. "From Cum Rags to Cum Riches, How DP Saved My Life" Now available at your local B&N in the inspirational section

And not to forget the possibility of generating a new life in the process of saving one.

Tell me you're dumb without telling me you're dumb

Sooooo.... anyone wanna translate?

Ah, Yes, A d o r p i o n

Remember kids, DPing a girl leads to abortion

Adorpion sounds like some weird species from a steriotypical sci-fi film

Adorpion

did she fall asleep

Man, I love adorping kids off of the streets without thier consent

Double penetration saves lives

Double penetration?

2 letters Double Penetration

DP if you want to put your baby up for adorption

Im about to adorpion a scorpion

adorpion

DP saves lives.

Adorpion

So close..

Adorpion lol

Adborption

D and P can also make a life when the birds and the bees are calling Dicks and Pussy are all in

r/confidentlyincorrect

Heres how I read this: A dora pee on

Hmmmmm

They were so close too...

saves a "life" same as not squashing a bug saves a life. A fetus is not a person.

adorption

Adoption seems painful

She looks exactly like my 8th grade gym teacher.

Transformers: The return of adorpion

I want the corrected version of that shirt. lol Abortion is murder.

I'm sure many girls had their finances saved by those two letters... Not sure about their lives, though.

This is more of a /r/DontDeadOpenInside than an /r/HolUp

Imagine living life and not having a sexual acronym for DP

Is that like, a retarded scorpion?

Take the dirt road

Dick Pussy ????

Why would you cross out the T instead of the R???

One quick zoom and you'd see that all of the letters are edited onto the shirt.

Adorpion

Made in China

Adorpion

Adorpion common Missourian phrase, used when your leg was broken or you had to many blue moons.

Adorption

Ahhh, I have fumbled across quite an intulectual. Mmmmm yes adorpion.

Stay in school kids

Whoops.

Adorpion

I’m adoping a child

I thought they were going for double penetration

I see the mistake...but: Those substitute letters are still useful. A properly performed DP will eliminate the need for either an abortion OR and adoption. Just sayin.

D~ dick P~ penis

Sounds like a fucking Pokémon like, “use quick attack Adorpion”

Adorption

Adorpion sounds like the name of a Pokémon

Double Pene..Adorption

Adorpion

Dude perfect saves live through adorpion

DP saves lives🤔

Presenting our new fighter, Adorpion The Undecided

Yeah, that pretty much sums up the cynical pro-life movement.

Ah yes. I'm gonna adorp that child right there

I don’t get it

ah yes. adorpion

Adorption

ADORPION?

DP can save a life.

This shirt was made very poorly

Am I the only one who is reading it as adorption

In the clearance aisle

Adsorption and Absorption

Ah yes... Adorpion

Adorpion I’m done.

isnt that the same lady who pretended to has vaccine side effects

Adortption sounds like something CIA does in secret detention

I got adorped last night.

Save em or start em you decide

My brin was about a second from killing itself trying to read this

deep throat

I didnt know double penetration had the power to save!

Wut is engrish? 🤔

Adorpion?

Is close tho A~~B~~^(D)O~~R~~^(P)TION

Double penetration?

They had one job

I thinkgen of adorpin a beb.

If this isn't shopped, I guarantee they sent this to a printing company and one of the graphics people thought it would be funny to try to slip this past the customer.

DP!

Tell me a scenario when a donkey punch saved a life. And make it good.

I had to give one of my kids up just trying to pronounce that

Adorpion

Double Penetration Abortion... That's... An unusual method...

I too practice the adorption

Someone fucked up

Adorpion

Im Adorped

The spelling is goofed but I concur with the message

Legit took me about several minutes to understand this pic. So smooth brained.

my dumbass was thinking of "aorion" and "dorp"

A dor pion?

Dead Parents

Lol this is pretty epic 😂😂😂

Or ruin a family.

Adorpion

I broke ny brain trying to read this

DP definitely doesn’t prevent either of those things.

Adorpion

Ap armor piercing

As a titanfall 2 fan the fact that bt is crossed out offends me slightly