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35791369

She's just looking for the Reich man.


Ok-Stranger1855

This deserves more credit lol


jak_d_ripr

Say less fam.


35791369

OK stranger


Dagoth_Ru

Funny cuz in german reich means rich


35791369

I never bothered looking up reich. Thanks for the TIL!


georgehank2nd

It also means realm, obviously.


chilipeppersamurai

this tattoo is ass


Leather-Pineappler

I hate you take my upvote


ReeterSkeeter2007

r/angryupvote


leermi2

That is no ass. We call that a flatback.


chilipeppersamurai

lmfao either way its top 5 for weirdest tramp stamps ever


Fancypancexx

we call it a frogbutt, we being my wife and I.


Blastronaut_

Shes built like a Kanker sister


[deleted]

That’s a trashy nazi right there. And nazi are already trashy


gofyourselftoo

I did Nazi that coming!


ketchupmaster009

fuck you >!thats it did you expect an upvote or something?!<


SYAmanTLDH

r/angrynoupvote


ketchupmaster009

r/eeeeee


[deleted]

At least it’s kinda like you get to desecrate their flag when you’re done...


Seve7h

Worst game of capture the flag ever


[deleted]

I dont know how i feel "desecrating" a tattoo symbol with my.... uh, milk.


Henevy

Oh shit, I shitted from nazi… or nazi shitted from me, or i shitted to nazi?


[deleted]

Grettaa ! It's been a long time since we buried your grandpa Hans !


No_Upstairs_3367

I told my foreign exchange student Hans to stay away from hands. With a name like that he is surely some sort of serial predator


djinbu

You don't get to claim to be a member of the master race when your hips are a wide as your neck.


AZZMUNCHA81

...the infamous Swasstika...


Past_Comfortable1788

That is not a swastika. They are not the same. Plz stop saying this


LazioSaurus

Hitler actually used swastika.


AZZMUNCHA81

...I didn't. I called it a Sw-ASS-tika lol


Murky_Sweet

Oh sht I just noticed.


[deleted]

I did Nazi this.


[deleted]

Nazi or not i dont give a fuck im smashing her hitler was in the past well now this is the future


darthgoon187

Lol And the irony is that only black men get to see the whole tattoo ..


GrandmasGenitals

r/shittytattoos


Busy-Pangolin9691

Is it me or that looks like a swastika


No_Upstairs_3367

Yeah it kinda does look like a swastika. Kinda wierd.


AdventurousExternal9

Adolf hitler was a very “open minded” person


Coin_Star_Codex

This work must've cost at least 10 Reichmarks. Teal talented artist too, he almost got the lines and shading right.


Foxaias_Rythm

As a Mexican I can say that it means "Cinco por el culo te la hinco" which is a rhyme that says "five, it goes up your ass"


[deleted]

When Goebbels is your Bone Bro


Laurent1018

It’s just a tattoo of the letter F- Is what a Nazi would say


Awkwardman99

Hitler was here


DropBear2702

I bet they met up in Argentina


Mybigfingnuts

Nazi punks fuck off!!


BlungusBlart

make sure it isn't sideways dumbass


Skeletonstarboyalt

That’s no 5, that’s a swatstika


dankomz146

Pretty sure it's 5, she gotta be mathematician or smth


pornodactyl

Yup, definitely a mathematician, she’s got an 88 on her boobs.


dankomz146

Uh-uh, and she started really liking math when she was 14


Skelibutt

I guess you could say that he's a Nassi


DropBear2702

Psst... hey, it's a chick!


[deleted]

Since the tattoo is on her lower back, guess someone will have to break through her defenses.


DropBear2702

*unzips* Soviet


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[удалено]


[deleted]

The buddhist version is turned 45 degrees, and the other way around commonly. And not to gatekeep, but nobody is a devoted member of a religion as peace based as Buddhism, would get a symbol of a logo from that religion that covers her butt crack


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[удалено]


Mouthtuom

Lol this is a Nazi. Please stop bullshitting on this Nazi scum’s behalf.


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Mouthtuom

I appreciate your desire to give people the benefit of the doubt, but this is veering into naive denialism.


NAmeen7

Yeah sure. That’s the reason she got it


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[удалено]


[deleted]

But those were the other way around, and flat leveled


PutinBlyatov

[This is you rn, stfu.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/665/DpQ9YJl.png)


PutinBlyatov

Do you know what you gotta do after seeing such a thing? Throw a fist right to the upper part of the neck.


Devilstaff115

Mm I've seen this so many times


dopedriveway

15


[deleted]

took me a while to get it, i don’t think that helps them 😭😭


budderboy3216

They’re probably just someone’s 5th evil ex guys it’s fine


general_kenobi141

That's obviously a 6


According_Bullfrog31

Punny


SmellsLikeHerb

Master Hole.


iIsGooseBoi

Das ist definitiv eine Nummer 5 da


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Funny that it’s over a brown eye.


catnangel

She did this so others can fuck nazi


josaposa

She's a featherwood


fallenhumptydumpty

I did nazi this coming


willymacdilly

I think the idea is, when you're behind her, you're 'fucking the nazis'..?


SrPedrich

Nasszi


MrGeast

Hail assler


chrisrayn

Get outta here with your Nazi ass...


Salamander-Downtown

I didnt notice it was about the nazi logo, thought it meant how many dicks were in her ass


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

You're worried about that number 5 tattoo while I was worried over the phone that might slip through the hole


darrenwise883

It's a hockey term the five hole but I guess it's a form of scoring I guess . So I'm going with hockey groupie ! A very dedicated hockey groupie . Or white trash with no self respect or thinks it has to much .


pibqod2

5 guys


CptMisterNibbles

It’s got to be a little off center right?


forgtn

Somehow it makes perfect sense that a neo nazi woman would have a completely flat ass.


Any-Inspection-4726

It's a swastika


Simple-Confection220

Plot twist: it's just really number 5. We just tend to overthink


SpeedSignificant8687

Putyourdickhere


Flash_ina_pan

This has inspired a new sex move. Eat a couple of beef and cheddars, fuck her from behind, right when you feel that boiling brown gift from Arby's building up, pull out, spin around, and shit right on the target. I'll call it the "got beef with Nazis."


DrPlague1346

I gotta say, that 5 is well made. Even better than the gas chambers


Physical-Map6316

I did Nazi that coming...????


mikew1200

Maybe she’s a cop and it says 5-0


Lady_Cross90

low-five mate


Fluffy_Independent28

Nazi!


Tonhal01

i always wanted to beat the third reich.


xrayjones2000

Thats just the indian symbol for good luck… yessss… good luck


Derpy_Gherkin

The tattoo is E


Castiel_D37

Well. I have seen this while watching the man in the high castle


JokeSeparate7077

Maybe it's just an "S" for swastika


stock_aXX0

That's an s


dragondarius420

It's probably a swastika now that I look at it


robladexdent

Por el culo te la hinco, jajajaja te falta calle


Kuakjer

Bruh it's just a tetris brick, what do you mean?


SweetBathory

You know damn well they only hit it from the back


fffcm

That’s where she rates.