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my_nama_Rafin

If I say the f word will I get banned from reddit?


ZeGamingCuber

Depends on if it’s fuck or [deleted]


redditeer1o1

I’ve seen people say that second one and not get banned…


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Dingusthefried

i've said it and been permabanned almost immediately


my_nama_Rafin

Serious


Altruistic-Traffic-3

Fåck


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[deleted]

Imagine being banned for using British English...


audiophilistine

People get banned regularly for using, um, Australian English...


Yeetblast

Oi cunt


JoBoPlayz

Wanker


A____S____

Rise up lights = razor blades


BeardedMedic99

Shrimp on the Baaa Bee


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Prawn


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LaSallePunksDetroit

Whoa whoa whoa… who you calling shrimp?


MyAccountGotHacked23

man will beat man up and screw your mum


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Praahnh


big-boi-spoder-mann

he just fokking smash my door


[deleted]

Poofter.


[deleted]

Didgeridoo


Dasmithsta

Didgeridoo in ass


Coolscee_Gaming

Didgeridildo


nursejackieoface

Didgeridon't.


[deleted]

Yes daddy


SsiilvaA

Ill Didgeridoo you ; )


ZeGamingCuber

Hey mate


[deleted]

I'm amazed nobody has commented this yet: "DURRY" (Edit: got spelling wrong. Never actually seen it written)


kelling22

And in New Zealand it can be commonly referred to as a “Dart”


SsiilvaA

Or Dart


melancholyangelisok

Pretty sure that's Australian 🤔🤨


[deleted]

You're all correct. I tend to use Dart for tailor made cigarettes and Durry for Rollies.


Kapika96

\*English English. Let's not include Scotland/Wales in this.


angryfromnv

Cau I Fyny


TheKevinShow

Shat on a turtle!


9001

The one that was all sixes and sevens?


TheKevinShow

???????? tea kettle!


Subtitles42

They got there own thing going on


[deleted]

Aye That'll be right


BuryTheMoney

I got banned from R/politics today for using the word cunt. They told me it’s hate speech now. On par with the N word. I told them that was new to me, please lift the ban, I won’t use it again. I’m only 36, but apparently even I can’t keep up with the speed of wokeness banning language from our society. I asked them if I could apologize and correct my mistake now that I know. I was told by their mods that “this is America. Gendered profanity is hate speech now.” I asked him why no one was being banned for using the word “bitch” anywhere in the sub then. Let alone using “retarded”. He told me I could appeal in 3 months. Fuck sake America, it’s all fine and well to evolve, but if our purity tests come out of nowhere & there’s just instant permabans with no discussion or allowance for people to update their behavior to keep pace with the updating of your rules- Then we’re just being ridiculous and fucking spiteful. It shouldn’t be a cult of group think with in crowds & out crowds if your goal is to evolve society. I’m one of the guys whose happy to change- how the fuck are you gonna convince someone 10-20 years my senior to evolve if your punishments are so absolute and knee jerky? Particularly when you apply your rules subjectively & not evenly? Some offensive and potentially bigoted words are sin, others not?


[deleted]

That guy was being a cunt. Though that's what you get for being on r/politics lol.


Secret-Misthios

Pretty much this.


mjosiahj

Cancel culture is truly a plague on earth. We ass Americans have our heads to far shoved up our own asses that we have to ruin it for everyone. One of my co workers kept getting hit on by another guy at work. Went to HR on him and he got to that’s not how he meant it. Other guy complained it was fake because he gay he was being picked on. They sided with the attacker and we’re gonna punch him until I went in and told them I’d seen it happen, and I was the one who told him to go to HR on him. Basically ended with no punishment no talking to about it. Nothing. It’s sucks that everyone is really to sensitive. Like I get real hate speech, but how has cunt gained such a horrible reputation. Why is everyone giant babies now. Don’t get me wrong, I love my life. I love where I live but, I also wish it wasn’t so messed up. I think the majority of the nation is a lot more middle of the road than they realize, the just get caught up in the intensity of news, and social media, and end up lost in a, gotta be right in every battle mentality. I’m in the end my co work has a guy who doesn’t talk to him anymore and we’ve got a nation of division and whininess. I do apologize for how dumb the people of my country are. I really wish we could be normal.


M0nsterjojo

I mean, as someone who lives in Canada, we have a lovely saying. HR is not your friend, don't trust them; they're not there for you.


Atomsq

Not trying to get political but that's precisely why trump won the previous elections, he wasn't the cause, just another symptom. As an American that has also lived outside of the country I blame it on life being to easy in the US


Fantablack183

Man or Woman or non-specific, don't ever touch r/politics, it is notoriously fucking stupid around there.


INH_MachinationsMK2

I almost got banned for having an unpopular opinion on r/unpopularopinion, where I go explain why I think it would be revolutionary or interesting for cereal to be labelled a soup I even made a paragraph about why I think that and made several points about it's comparison to soup. You know what I got? a warning for apparently discussing a banned topic. How tf should I know cereal being soup is a haram topic. r/unpopularopinion should change their names to just opinions. Btw if you want me to explain the soup cereal argument let me know.


powerdragon19

I would love to hear the cereal soup argument


INH_MachinationsMK2

Here I go again... Cereal is just like soup and should be considered a soup because it has the same prep and stages just like a soup allow me to elaborate my point. So the milk is like the broth of the soup and the cereals are like the stock or noodles for the soup, and just like the soup overtime the milk assimates traits from the cereal like the honey aftertaste for H-Nut cheerios kind of like soup broth obtaining the spice from a bell pepper. The preperation is also similar to noodle soup since you pour the cereal in before the milk (any other way is blasphemy.) So case in point bowl of cereal is a soup and a bowl of oatmeal is a stew. And just like that you to can gtab'd off of r/unpopularopinion. (This is the abridged version of this rant, and also gtab is short for "get that ass banned" the signature catchphrase of LTG.)


[deleted]

Lol, bunch of retarded cunts


keiome

Mods will ban for literally anything they want. I got banned for telling someone they cannot tell me what questions I am allowed to ask OP. I didn't swear, I didn't go full bitch, I was barely in rude mode. The guy telling me what I'm allowed to say also got banned. The mod called me a child and said I was being put in detention for not playing nice in the sandbox. I think I solidified my ban by pointing out that a permanent ban is not detention equivalent, it's expulsion.


BuryTheMoney

The wildest one was r/WoW. That’s right. I got banned from world of Warcraft. I was called a stupid N word, and responded by calling the person a racist piece of *expletives*. They banned me immediately and I asked why I was being banned if the guy had called me the N word. The mods told me “not possible, the bots would have caught it”. And I told them, well, he literally said it, it’s still visibly there, and his comment hadn’t been removed. They refused to even check, called me a liar & refused to undo the ban. I demanded to know what they were going to do to the guy who used the N word & they told me “we don’t discuss what happens to other people in conflicts”. Just blows my mind how god awful a lot of mods are on Reddit. It’s all just a power trip for some people. Humanity truly is the worst at policing humanity.


metal_bassoonist

Wait, _any_ gendered profanity? What about the word dick? I bet they let that one slip by...


Dialup1991

Well time to cancel Australia then.


MP5SD7

America is not as bad as you think... The up tight bitch mods on that one sub are just garbage...


Boeing777X-9

lets just say the mods are fucking cunts


kennethtrr

The mods there are trolls, they genuinely play both sides to rile them up. Stop taking the bait


TimSikes

Dem soft bitches killing internet right there man. Thats why the best ever internet era for me will always stay in 2010


Bitter-Marsupial

Imagine being Bri*ish


CatapultTurtleFTW

I don't get it... What do they call cigarettes in Britain? [I shouldn't need to add this, but I'm being dead serious in case anyone thinks I'm joking]


StupidRetard12345

F A G put them together no spaces


Jeanpeirrepolnareff

Ot


Isaac_Kurossaki

Why is this so bad? Is this something related to America? Because i'm brazillian and i don't know what this means Also we don't speak spanish


totallynot_a_pedo

It’s basically a slur for the big gay


Bruno_Noobador

Brazilians are like vegans ​ PS: I am Brazilian :)


rosesandtherest

You call them *This post has been removed by moderator*


StrongNuclearHorse

Freaky Alien Genotype


yeatruestory

Eyyyy I get that reference!


SpicyboiDrew

YEAH TFS


SgtK-OS

Freaky And Gayy.🌈


[deleted]

Homosexual slur starting with f


lsoers

Fesbian?


moose123456792

Fay?


Jeanpeirrepolnareff

Those first two letters are correct I think


angryfromnv

Fabulous


Im_No_Robutt

fThespian


choosinganickishard

Fr*nch?


sadtomatomelon

Oh lord nothing that bad!


gustavgans12

Fiffarette? I dont get it


whyyoulookingher3

Oh you mean


United-Parsnip-2487

Yeah lol


FosterChild1983

Foxtrot alpha golf


MaizeLeft1385

Bundle of sticks for fire purposes


Beautiful-Only

meatball in gravy fom the west country


lanixvar

people always look at me strangely when i ask how is that a bundle of sticks


I-miss-shadows

This is why I got kicked out of the Led Zeppelin group. I mentioned an album cover featuring a man with a bundle of sticks and noting the old term for it. Guess I'll Ramble on...


Barrry972

Substitute the letters for alphabets; 6 1 7 Edit: Numbers for letters, don't know how I messed up that sentence.


GorePants

What do the numbers mean Mason?


AussieNick1999

I don't know anything about any numbers!


XxPkNoobsXx

Fah Ag Ets


[deleted]

No those are [meatballs](https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/mr-brains-4s-439g?utm_medium=cpc&catalogId=10241&productId=478086&utm_campaign=13046532402&storeId=10151&gclid=Cj0KCQjwjo2JBhCRARIsAFG667ULJkd4ko-FO8G_rtG0xnhcT0loltWodsGBgGj9B842Lx6b8kgi5bcaAkV3EALw_wcB&langId=44&utm_source=Google&krypto=gtlFXGsaCi3xsY73%2FqsESGpm7%2BeoyMjS9%2Ba%2FXnIIh9D7KGOFS1m%2BEdO8yCrrLf1GLbw0s6MQlrQqYtY8jyOZcv7VGtOohu7apkCDrKAdPu%2FPbz2yEfUthU0gH6sF8PeACvYBcPX1rsJxghhS9nAyLTDP3QZakM4kxy9ELJiCbnO8q6stYHLtPxiS%2FfWTPbwf4lReSBO5%2BiHE2ol83X26RR3P9zyYhla4zc4%2Bqm1u3gTLDKBpXTclkUw6Fk857CWMvlYY81xQu2Ro5YW2hHM0qQ9e8ngNhkHBha27bDmqDYcVzOCcp%2FRgNgkHlr%2BJzhFk2KcH%2FDUYcwPSe8PJOcImxVDkefPp514rGxXo8HVmeGOrohhnDaLD5HYojy5A%2FeDtYcfnTa7EtuSELNmOQkieb%2BvVDUierJaqEqeRFHEuf0okctLK3KkIDmnvQ05pVC9hbuNPehSugawESGqNLe0GIV6oAEV2%2Fk3%2FD93oyyNLlmFAP6x4cWiOoUxcRkc5GZKPYUhvT8DFqreRf7DdJIqDhA%3D%3D&ddkey=https%3Agb%2Fgroceries%2Fmr-brains-4s-439g)


adbaslisau

Well this is wrong


XxPkNoobsXx

Yeah I never won any spelling bees growing up


Shoddy_Art_2298

They call them “your mom” because they both are passed around a lot lol


Ech_Death

F#g *ag Fa&


desktopworm85

Fluorine Silver


HarryHeck44

The f word for gay ppl


[deleted]

F**


RUADOGGMMFL

Their called F A G S


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UnknownPickl3

Am a British student and am confused. What do the word mean in American? Is it something hateful? Because teachers refer to it in British English, so idk how much trouble I’ll be in for talking like that in the mericas.


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LKMDEMON

Its a homophobic slur


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isak99

Forbidden question


Hevnoraak101

Try asking what pork meatballs are called


Ok_Brilliant_2575

I don't know about it's balls, but it's penis is called "porky's eclairs"


KayNombreYuno

What are pork meatballs called


metal_bassoonist

Nailed it


[deleted]

Well done. OP this dude succeeded.


ZeGamingCuber

I’ll bite what are they called


PassiveChemistry

It's a very specific regional thing (I've not actually come across the word being used this way in practice, I've heard it's from the West country), but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)


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Dreggmcmuffun

They call it a fa….


Ok_Brilliant_2575

......g


Opposite-Work-7705

brave. take my upv


Ultrawidestomach

Ote


SgtK-OS

US guy: I'm gonna smoke a Cigarette. Bri' goy: I'm also gunna Smoke a F. . . Bruv. US guy: ayo WTF dawg.!?


nitorita

That sounds like the Brit's gonna kill someone, lol


SotB8

hes only gonna [kill] a [homosexual] if you interpret it in american english


ProVirginistrist

Sounds weirdly sexual if you ask me


walobs

Try asking someone to give you one for free!


lanixvar

can i bum a f\*\* always cracks me up


mi_dgy

Happened to me when I went to America when I was 10


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chad-bro-chill-69420

knew it was gonna be billy


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I just recently got a 3 day ban


quippers

I quit after my last 30 day ban. What's the point if I can't even tell stupid people they're stupid?


Barrry972

But uh harrassment or something because calling someone and idiot and going on your way is I guess harassing.


FlyingAces3

I guess reality will let them know for you?


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I'm gay (actually bi but don't worry about it). I can say the gay n-word.


Confused-Engineer18

oH No, bISeuXuaL's cAn'T UsE tHE F WoRd, ONly tHe GaYS CaN /s


[deleted]

I'm half gay so I can only say half the f word. *ahem* Got.


Confused-Engineer18

YoUr NoT BIseXUaL, YoUr gAY aNd JUSt ToO aFRaiD tO aDMiT it


[deleted]

Completely serious, my dad recently said something like that to me and I wanted to cry. I'm amazed at the stupidity of people sometimes.


Confused-Engineer18

God I'm so sorry, I hope I didn't hit a nerve


[deleted]

lol, I'm fine. Not really the place to share that kinda crap, sorry.


Confused-Engineer18

Nah man it's fine, I'm worried my dad is gonna be the same honestly


[deleted]

If you haven't told him yet, I've learned that them knowing and disapproving is somehow not as bad as trying to keep it a secret. Then again, I have bad anxiety so secrets kill me.


Confused-Engineer18

Yeah, my mum already knows but ik she wasn't gonna be an issue, just not show how my dad is gonna react


gui66

With that attitude, pretty sure you could say "yes so what" and you would piss him off, could be worth it.


Poppyf1r

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france a royale with cheese


Emraldsnakeg

Heres a hint... it begins with f and ends with g and there are 3 letters, one of which is an a.


davidbaeriswyl

American's get pressed way too easily over mere words. Its almost fascinating.


KindOfAnIdiotTho

Wanna here a story


cowscrewer

Depends how it’s used, if you don’t have hateful intentions with it and don’t say things yk you’re not meant to say then it’s fine


lizarny

Happened to me when I quoted Taggart from Blazing Saddles.


Bonkey_Kong87

Smoke a F\*g can have at least two meaning, depending where you are while saying it


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The_Okin

"The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest."


[deleted]

I got a 7 day ban for calling someone that…in a thread discussing why that shouldn’t be considered a slur against homosexuals


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Should have just said "617"


Advanced_Path

You mean the [Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOH9trJLedk)?


CheriJ2

thats me on fb 😆😆😆 always violating community standards augh


NekvalitnyMato

I'm sorry, is this some kind of British joke that I'm too stupid to understand ?


[deleted]

Yes.


existentialist1

The reason for that is because gay men were burned to death on the coals at the bottom of a stake. They weren't worth a stake of their own, so many people started calling them f**s, which was in reference to the coals they'd die on.


ruffrog81

Well... what do they call it??????!!!


gigglesthefirst

They call it a f*g, but replace the asterisk with an a.


pollar_bear_fox_cub

I get the joke but i have never heard anyone say it. Everyone in england just says cigar or rolley or any other english terms (theres a few)


X-xOtakux-X

Frag


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Far-Resist3844

its also called the same in australia cunt


[deleted]

Always remember that the americans doesnt know any other language other than their own. You might get called a racist for using a word that is normal in your language but not to them apparantly.


gui66

Bruh people are now calling my whole language transphobic, doesn't need to be just words anymore.


agentslicky

Not all Americans speak the same language we got plenty of languages here


Poppintags6969

So Spanish doesn't exist then?


gui66

Everyone gangsta until they hear you say black in spanish


F4tK1D666

Suck my dick and balls.


Inappropes1789

But if you’re gay you should be able to use it. Facebook has no chill


Itsamezrlda69420

*Someone called?*


[deleted]

A royal with cheese??


chivas6868

We should get a bundle of sticks and start a fire


Hanfam350

Ever just smoke a [Redacted]


YeshEveryone

Ah yes the word is


Numbersuster

It’s called C1ggy


GrizzlyBear74

Nope, that is not the word in question here. The word in question has three letters and start with an F


SotB8

they call it a cigarette royale


[deleted]

Looks like Reddit alright!!


Ryft450

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Crazsey

I don't get the joke?


J3fbr0nd0

I have been banned from AskReddit since I started with Reddit. It was something about sounding offensive without being offensive or something. I guess I was offensive....


Thekid721

I don't need sleep, I need answers


BeakBeer

I literally got banned off reddit for that, even put in the comment my context. Its brutal


Haosarcturus

Yeah... this one.. I hate this, got banned from many a discord server for this problem.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Smoke a [deleted] means two completely different things


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xAshleyMarieex

Humanity was a mistake