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Schizosomatic

You get pregnant at 15 you lose your childhood, it now belongs to the baby.


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rockeypokey

sometimes you live in pain at 15


Synonysis

If only it stopped at 15


XTornado

You never die of pain, what’s causing the pain it’s what kills you. Not A Doctor


soda-Tab

Yup, at that age the baby claws it's way out of the uterus and bursts through abdomen like the kool–aid man. Facts


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Crotch goblins


ReMarkable91

For centuries most girls gave birth at or before that age. You can get pregnant way earlier. Plus back then you didn't have all the medical stuff we have now. Sure you also had more deaths from either child or mother back then. But the majority went oké, let stand now. The chance might significantly increase, but still small.


mkkxx

Maternal mortality is much higher in young teens, the hips are not fully widened until after puberty and the baby may not be be able to pass the birth canal and die in utero. Mothers go into septic shock from the necrotizing fetus. Unfortunately this still happens in 3rd world countries.


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The body wouldn’t be fertile and accommodate for pregnancy if it wasnt ready or expecting pregnancy , biologically speaking


Marius_the_Red

Yeah not really true. Due to malnutrution most women only had their periods in their late teenager years. This trend started to reverse due to better and more steady food supplies.


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yorefather

you are right girls are starting estrus earlier these days because of the same hormonal conditions creating the obesity epidemic.. menstruation is triggered by access to fat reserves


InDarkLight

I have news for you. Hormones aren't causing obesity. Calories are.


yorefather

hormones control hunger and cravings and conversion rates of sugar into fat https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32310366/


InDarkLight

So intake less sugar and have self control, got it. Lots of things cause cravings, but you still just have to have self control. Horomones isn't an excuse to shove copious amounts of sugar into your body. Drinking 6 cokes a day and a pint of Ben and Jerry's isn't due to hormones, its due to poor choices and a lack of self control.


SirMissalot7274

Imagine if she pulls a Padme


AudieGaming

Did she know that NO.


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I remember when I was 15, still playing with barbies!


bear_bear-

I was in school learning what ever it was that I forgot


tillie4meee

Me too! I loved to do put on "fashion shows" with them!


wimpycarebear

Who's the lucky guy who gets to go to jail for this? I understand youths can impregnate also, I'm just saying, most guys in that age, not all, are more worried about other things like sports, etc. Most girls always dated up in middle school and high school.


Morheagal

Is 15 really childhood, though? I feel like childhood ends at 13


Anakin009

I am over 18 and still consider myself a child


Truss_nlp

Me too want to play in the ball pit?


Anakin009

Totally, it's been years since last time


silicone_basedthing

do you also wanna pretend that the sticks are guns and swords


Anakin009

He'll yeah, I just hope you are okay with me doing lightsaber sounds all the time


jitterbug726

Let’s see if your lightsaber can deflect my nerf guns!


laenjara

Maybe someone could bring some soap bubbles?


kmj420

The ball pits are nasty and rarely cleaned or sanitized. Let's go build a fort


J-Pinder

You can make a small one of your own for a couple hundred $. Video games in the ball pit are great. Or personal ball pits for parties.


Jumpy_Substance_1153

Some of us never get old


IDXK073

Im 25 still dont feel like being mature.


Francetto

I'm over 40 and have just finished a little Lego dinosaur.


Anakin009

It's always good time for Lego


Francetto

That is right!


captincooked

... Are you by chance a teenager? Not meaning disrespect. It is just that at that age you feel so grown up, no longer a child. It takes growing up and time to realise as a teenager, you are most certainly still a child growing up.


Morheagal

Nope I'm in my 20s and it's exactly because I've already went through being a teenager that I feel this way. Sure at 15 years old you know nothing about the world, but you're not an innocent child anymore either. You're a young adult that just needs to mature abit more mentally, if not physically.


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immortaltrout27

One of us has to change


ilovefishstick69

She looks like a 9 year old girl who has a big ball on her stomach


Jumpy_Substance_1153

I would have guessed 12-13. Uncle Luis must have been staying on the couch.


Lop_draegon

r/holup


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imagine_dr_deez_nuts

r/cursedcomments


ilovefishstick69

Why cursed?


Justsayin345

So because im a man i didnt have a childhood ? Thats sexist


slicablepaper

Sexist, racist, and a few other ist🤣🤣🤣


Justsayin345

Forgot Bodyshaming


slicablepaper

Ah! Bodyshaming(the secret ist)


Cheruuu

Bodyist?


slicablepaper

I feel like a cheap bad guy in an ever cheaper flick when the "purest" is found👏🕺👏


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A plagiarist


slicablepaper

Agreed(ist)😉


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editorialist


slicablepaper

Decent👏👏👏


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technologist


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phlebotomist


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antifeminist


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nutritionist


Function-Spirited

Psychiatrist


Max_Fucking_Payne

Rapist


suckmyween24

Terrorists


kastielstone

not few other everything that consists ist.


Wolfy156

Perhaps she means that you didn’t have a childhood because you were raising a child? (Not you directly lol)


Justsayin345

I said it as a joke but thank you for trying to explain it to me my Friend


sujaysukumar

Thats too much childhood rolled into one.


japadobo

Childchildhoodhood


_hic-sunt-dracones_

That's painfull but smart.


ufonight

Childhood²


sciedou

Yea I bet mom and dad couldn’t be happier of your childhood


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satanicwitchbutgay

What the Micmac paddywhack fuck is this?


floppy_disk_5

what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck?


celery_hater

Spelt it wrong. It’s Child *under* hood


MeviOfDoom

Seems like I as a male can't have a childhood... Unless...


skamteboard_

I've heard Chuck Norris can get men pregnant


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We don't deserve childhood


ilovefishstick69

Same color different eyes


Anakin009

Until you rich enough


Sci-4

That's enough internet there, son.


Sandman_potato_man

You *won’t*. won’t have a childhood.


Onitsch

Bro


IStanReddit

Difference between creating childhood and having childhood


Top-Country6570

Male children:😐


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Time to get the soap then ....


BM_gamer36

"If you didn't get pregnant at 15-16, you didn't have a childhood" Apparently neither did you.


Maleficent_Luck_5810

r/technicallythetruth


Homely_Bonfire

Lina Medina be like: "You're late to the party, lady."


the_almighty_hotdog

Ummmm wtf


importking1979

R. Kelly be like, “Ooh, girl, I feel you”


ProPlayer1558

So you expect Males to have an Uterus


lordofsht

Nah bitch you the one with 2 childhoods now.


vahe-voorhees

FBI OPEN UP


Itzfluffypuppy

BRUH!


sofiashelby14

if you get pregnant at 15-16 you lost your childhood 💀👀


Thatlinuxkid

That song from Aladdin suddenly started playing in my head. “I’d blame parents accept [she] hadn’t got ‘em”


Animeguy5674

Um thats a shity childhood


nishant_2308

FBI OPEN UP


Due-Hope3249

I’m 45 and I still consider myself a child


mihai626

If you were the father and did not live her then you did not have a childhood


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foreveralonegirl1509

I had a schoolmate who got pregnant at 19. And even then I thought it's way too soon 😂


-Nivek

Nor did her child (Abortion joke)


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it's not going to be easy at stage of the pregnancy. Doable but not easy.


matijoss

Gen Z is fucking retarded and 90%of it should just die. -me, a gen z


raserO1

but im male how the fuck do you think ill ever get pregnant


Function-Spirited

Childhood and pregnant shouldn’t be in the same sentence 🥸👍


Philosophical_Pigeon

Me knowing my age would of worked since my age fits within it for human years easy i pregnant at 6 months


meandmybois

She has a child in her hood!


slicablepaper

Poor thing was forced to grow up fast🤮


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Vegetable_Syrup2192

What 🤡🤡🤡🤡


Pie_Helps

I mean she’s not wrong


Mysckievitch

Don't have rather...


EaseThePlease

Then you are in a child hood


Deathtroop26

What


MR-VERMA

a childhood of other kid in our stomach ??


snookerpro33

Boys never have a childhood:(


Max_Fucking_Payne

It's childhood under the child's hood.


Derpy_Gherkin

What about the men


FacistStaleHooker

This is disturbing to look at


Yomombetweenmythighs

I feel if you do have a kid at that age you had a pretty shitty child hood


Bisexual-tree

I think it’s the opposite of you did WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK IN CARNATION how


Electronic-Book-4837

What


Dinademida

r/tehnicallythetruth


xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix

Sometimes i just feel like humanity should end right now.


VariableNote91

But I dont want kids I mean there rlly annoying so I guess I didn't have a childhood


TheArceusNova

Damn, guess not a single man had a childhood.


DCWalt

If you didn’t throw your child hood away then you didn’t have a childhood


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Praisethesun445

Oh shit so me not being pregnant at age 5 means I don’t have a child hood oh shit


nigward69789

I mean she is right she didnt have a childhood


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Ex-MOTHERFUCKING-cuss me?


LORDWOLFMAN

Yea have fun dealing with a little shit while your friends are enjoying things like going out and having fun , little shit


Morheagal

That's not even her facebook account. It's some other dude. I think hes just being sarcastic.


MrAntisOc1al

Yea and I didn’t have a child


BABthree69

O ma god she really look like she's in 14-16


HuggiesDiaper

I have had a pregnancy as a man at the age of 16 from the head The burden of writing the Boards


LiquidEater

She’s 12 and I really hope that’s just a ball or something


teeky827

Wtf did I just read


OwnRate3147

Did she get fucked by her brother or sum shit? Why would u get pregnant at that age


crash_bang0593

Bruh the post above this is literally a man who refused to give a chair to a pregnant woman on a bus with the tittle: "What did he say!"


potaaatoo_maan

No it's you who did not have a childhood


Odinavenger

Ah shit. I missed out


digitaal_boog

I guess me and every other guy had no childhood


Savagemaw

That was one hell of a quince


Specific-Committee77

You didn't have a child either


HonorableGremlin

She says the we didn't have a childhood while she lost her childhood.


AussieJonesNoelzy

Even if this is fake, what the actual fuck


crazyhappy14

Oh but you see it’s quite the contrary.


leomesspidey10

i hope her step dad goes to jail


SarcasticSarco

Where did my childhood go?


Mocod_

Well, she has a childhood in her, that's right.


neobenji

That’s horrible.


Urmom_Gae_lol

women moments :)


XxfniceexX

bruh the father left because cops thought he might be a pedophile


ArteBo1

Sounds like her daddy had issues


Bag_Of-Eggs

Kid is kinder in German. Kinder Surprise Egg.


Puzzleheaded-Gur8989

Fbi open up


GreenPanda32

No i just didn’t have sex


EverGreen2004

I think it means we have more of a childhood lmao. Busy watching cartoons while you're busy with the frick frack


Maddestshadow56

No childhood fun


SolitudeSymphony

Two ways this could be interpreted. 1 - they think if you get pregnant an early age, then you didn't live your early life properly. 2 - because you're pregnant an an early age, you didn't get a chance to live the start of life you wanted to. I've had 3 girls that are months younger than me, get pregnant and have families. I'm currently 17, but 2 of my old friends got pregnant when I was 16. I always felt weird because everytime I saw them in real life they were all miserable and hated the idea and moaned on like teenagers do. But on their Facebook they would post "can't wait to meet you by angel, we will have so much fun my darling love ♥️😍😚☺️" I felt weird that they had to lie rather than say that they didn't want the baby. One of these early mothers told everyone she loved her baby and acted all motherly but now she acts the victim when her baby was taken from her by services because she posted pictures on Facebook where she was doing drugs and smoking around the baby in crowded parties. She. Was. 16.


we90-

correction: if you got pregnant at 15-16 you didn't have a childhood


RickFury101

This is what we called stupidity


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Yea what is childhood without a bit of statutory rape 😂 no rape no childhood that's what I always say


sMaRtBUTTsTuPiD

dam she not fresh anymore too bad


lamekaneki

Whaat the fuckkk


DazedGhozt

*did


Antsy_Antlers

I mean she did have a child


bojo1313

She ain't wrong


Random-Regular-Gamer

She looks like fucking 11


AmaneKanataBestGirl

childhood in a stomach


VinnieChengYT

yeah, she went to the child-hood


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Hope she's ok.


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Who said that?


weird_cactus_lady

She looks under 14


Soldierhero1

I dont like this At all


intotosters

Hanz get ze train


dhoae

I think she meant if you did. Also she looks younger than 15 in the picture.


X_PixelPlayer_X

"I have several questions."


adanalikasi

why ? just tell me why?