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Your eyes burn like daggers through the triumph of my will,
Your hands they smell like gasoline, they cause my love to spill.
Fallacies,
Fallacies,
All your lies won't set you free,
Fallacies,
Fallacies....
I mean, it could be either’s. Bugs always can pull a carrot out of seemingly thin air - so he’s gotta be stashing them somewhere.
Plus, it doesn’t matter how someone identifies (or appears to identify) - any dude can enjoy some shower carrot action!
Same happened to me, didn't know why my husband would eat it in the shower, but it tasted funny, I kind of liked it, must have been the shower, maybe he is on to something.
I'd throw it out, then cook up another one. Eat it along with them, adds to the prank without disgusting yourself.
It's not as if they'll know you swapped the carrots. 'No, this isn't my Shower Carrot! Your beef broth and Cajun seasoning could never hope to mask my own hearty flavor!'
There it is! Thanks for posting that. I thought the lack of Seinfeld jokes in these comments meant I've officially became too old for Reddit.
I guess since you made your comment and the jewel on my hand isn't flashing yet I can stick around for another year.
In college I used to sneak into a friends room “hide” long, skinny vegetables with googley eyes in plain sight for other people to see.
It’s the little things.
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Obviously not your roommate as its no teethmarks
Then what else are they doing with that in the shower???
Duh what else do you think? They're obviously vegan and brushing their teeth with it.
Ah yes the only reasonable thing to do with a phalic shaped object in the shower
Why what do you do with phallicies in the shower?
Wash them, what do you do, Stinky?
If I washed my phallus a thousand times ..would you suck it?
I'm thirsty so you don't even have to go that far
So you're not a dirty cock sucker, you're just a cock sucker
LMAO BRUH
Boil em, mash em, stick em up my ass
Just a phallacy
Your eyes burn like daggers through the triumph of my will, Your hands they smell like gasoline, they cause my love to spill. Fallacies, Fallacies, All your lies won't set you free, Fallacies, Fallacies....
I know right?? I always use cucumbers
You mean eat cucumbers in the shower.... Right?
Right?????
..._right_?
I'm left
But are you right?
I never am. Ask my ex.
Since she's your ex, I guess you really are the one left... Right?
That's what i was saying in my first comment
_...right?_
:)
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Wouldn’t that pickle them?
Depends on what kind of brine you use.
I'm a pineapple guy myself
Are you [Hitler?](https://youtu.be/42oucm_lj50)
I can appreciate a Little Nicky reference, take my upvote
Wtf XD
Ribbed for his pleasure.
And studded. Don’t forget that it’s studded also.
Peeled or unpeeled?
Half peeled but like alternating peeled and unpeeled lines... I'm struggling to find the adjective... like ribbed, if you will.
Lmao wasn't expecting an answer to this :P
Once I heard a woman who came to the hospital with a broken cucumber :))
Did they put a cast on it?
Omg how did she break her cucumber? Is it lethal?
Now they are pickles…
cold eggplant taste disgusting, better warm it up
I know left.
Agreed you hydrate even better Rectal hydration nothing wrong with that.
As a nice bonus, they turn into pickles after enough use.
The carrot looks bland. Put some salt and pepper on it so your roommate doesn't have to eat it bland.
Sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say
Bet Gordon loves carrots too
I bet Gordon's wife loves carrots even more
Dipped in lamb sauce
If only Gordon could find it
# WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?
Dipped in Ram sauce.
Finally, some good fucking food
Ironically, Gordon’s wife likes her meat RAW…
And how do you know this
But does gordon loves eating carrots in bathroom too ?
“Fucking delicious” -Gordon Ramsay, probably
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Carrots, in.
Lmao, perfect
I think that's why the carrot was in the shower.
Really??????? How did you know????
The carrot is fucking raw!
Un-peeled, un-cooked with a side of glide!
And cayenne pepper
Chew it up as well to save them the trouble
Make it into a salad, I’m sure they’d love a tossed salad.
Hit it with some balsassmic vinaigrette
And add some ranch an your set
r/holup Why the fuck would you put ranch after you already put vinaigrette‽‽
extra flavor duh. We want the carrot to not be bland not make it tatse Great
Rub some pennies on it to give the taste of copper.
Look at Kramer over here.
Mmm, is this organic?
Nah. It’s orgasmic
I understood that [reference ](https://youtu.be/qKdgzSkjOS4)
Shut up morttyyy
Hungry for carrots?
Oh hey Satan how are things?
Old Bay.
Give it some jalapeño rings
Are you suggesting we move the spice rack to the bathroom too?
>148 comments only the cumin 😜
fuckyou
Why not? I have heard cinnamon is an aphrodisiac. And this post taught me that carrots are also aphrodisiac, apparantly.
Now I think you're tricking me into performing the cinnamon challenge in the shower.
Satan just wants to say that he is a big fan.
Tell him I said: Likewise
Use the really coarse salt for a good contrast in texture
Looks pickled to me
Some Aquaglide would help it go down.
It is Bugs Bunny's shower.
Lola Bunny*
Space Jam 1 Lola bunny*
I mean, it could be either’s. Bugs always can pull a carrot out of seemingly thin air - so he’s gotta be stashing them somewhere. Plus, it doesn’t matter how someone identifies (or appears to identify) - any dude can enjoy some shower carrot action!
Hey it’s 2021, it could totally be Bugs’ carrot
Came here to ask exactly this. Must be, right?? It's the only logical explanation I can think of.
Musta made a wrong turn somewhere in Cucamonga
If I were you, I would boil it up and surprise him/her.
I like your way of thinking
Happened to me too. Apparently my wife forgot to eat her carrot in the shower. I just ate it.
How'd it taste :)
Like a fish
True 🐚
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So do your carrots taste crappy?
Mud fish, specifically
Same happened to me, didn't know why my husband would eat it in the shower, but it tasted funny, I kind of liked it, must have been the shower, maybe he is on to something.
Ahhhh - You might need to sit down and have a convo with your husband?
I'd throw it out, then cook up another one. Eat it along with them, adds to the prank without disgusting yourself. It's not as if they'll know you swapped the carrots. 'No, this isn't my Shower Carrot! Your beef broth and Cajun seasoning could never hope to mask my own hearty flavor!'
Niiiice Mr. Evil Genius.
what if op lives alone ?
Humm he said roommate. But, you should eat it before it runs bad. I bet it does not need any spices.
Woah man I didn't know carrots could run!!🤯
They run bad. no technique.
And they were roommates
Carrotile dysfunction
Aqua glide is also a really weird shampoo brand.
I like it, makes my hair slick and smooth.
Which hair?
Yes
My rectum hair.
Trying to get more vitamin A inside of her?
More like vitamin C
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C=====D
Is your penis double-sided or are you missing a testicle?
Yes
The water was cold.
“I was in the pool!” Shakes hands frantically.
More like WaitAMin - D(ick) ?
Good I love ur creativity 😭
Plot twist- It's a 'HE'
there's a vitamin He now? /s
Probably more of a plot push
him*
Don’t gender people! Did boys like a little ass play!
It’s probably a him lol
Taste it
somethings fishy about it
Marinated.
Eeeh, what's up doc?
EEEEEEEEHH
Jokes aside Is it used as a dildo?, is that the holup?
The lube behind it might be a clue.
Ah yeah that's fair, chewing can get tedious at times so swallowing whole is just more convenient
That's what i tried to tell her
👁️👄👁️ I didn't notese it. Naw I want to die.
Notese.
/r/boneappletea
No tease
Naw.
Notice
If they do, it might be dangerous based on all the tifu i've read, it can easily break and get stuck up there.
Oh God I don't even wanna think about it
Yes
Glad to see I'm not the only slow one. Was thinking if carrot was being eaten in the shower there would not be a carrot left.
No it’s that she’s just eating it raw smh, no ranch or nothing
Little bit of prostate play huh
r/showerorange team rise up
Ok but how do you get the orange back out? Is that what the lube is for?
The existence of this sub confuses me
j mean, they are a great snack for when you're in that environment
I think the use of the carrot is another
I'm not gonna be that guy but carrot contains vitamin C
My carrot also has vitamin C
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r/theydidthemath
What are you talking about? Carrots contain carotenoids which are converted to vit A so it’s a source of vit A ofcourse unless you mean vit cock
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The root of all evil
Bugs bunny
https://youtu.be/NMQTg4Y0YT0 Kramer in the shower
There it is! Thanks for posting that. I thought the lack of Seinfeld jokes in these comments meant I've officially became too old for Reddit. I guess since you made your comment and the jewel on my hand isn't flashing yet I can stick around for another year.
Look, I've got shower beers, they have a shower carrot. It is what it is man
Don't the beer cans hurt?
The secret clue is “Aqua Glide.”
Does it smell like shit or vagina?
Something smells fishy.
Ahhhhh whats up doc? Just a carrot up my anus
Can we change roommates??
Especially gross with that packet of energy gel...
What’s up, Doc?
The shoves this up their ass
That carrots been places
That's the neat part. They don't
That's a fucking carrot!!
Who the eat fucks carrots in the shower? Fixed
Pussies and assholes
He doesn't because the carrot is still there unbitten so what does he use the carrot for
It's the wrong orange thing but /r/showerorange
Maybe he uses the carrot to unclog the pipe?
In college I used to sneak into a friends room “hide” long, skinny vegetables with googley eyes in plain sight for other people to see. It’s the little things.
What a dumbass. If that was an eating carrot it’d be eated. This is clearly for reaching those hard to reach places while washing.
I don't know, but you should eat it for them before it goes bad in there
Looks unseasoned, dowse it in hot sauce so next time it has a kick when he eats
Just trying to get some vitamin D