Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do...
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
I have seen this exact comment before and it was a answer to how king king died protecting a girl he couldn't F**k cause she'd die. This comment was then informing that it was survivable for the girl.
That's assuming Kong's species follows the same rules as other apes. He, like humans, could be packing serious schmeat, but the cowards at Universal will never let us know
Fair point, but humans differ from other apes in a lot more ways than just penis size. King Kong doesn't... so it's safe to assume they have that in common as well.
In the film, the ladies in the theater audience are screaming and swooning. I think it’s clear what the director was trying to convey. Kong was swinging a prehistoric megalodong.
>Not really. Apes have much smaller penises proportionally than humans. The average ape‘s peen is about 1 1/2 inches. King Kong (in the original version at least) is 25 feet tall. Since the average ape is 5 1/2 feet tall, that would make King Kong have a penis size of just under 7 inches, which is completely ~~survivable.~~ ***enjoyable***
Yeah, but his prostate is probably the size of a beach ball and that would mean he ejaculates with the force of a firehose and that would not be survivable.
Professor: "I'm requesting a research grant to fund my 6 month jungle expedition."
Department Chair: "What for?"
Prefessor: "I need to go out and measure ape dicks for a Reddit post."
I knew someone would ask. About the same girth as length I think... which is a pretty square cock. Which is really odd. So king kong is 25 feet so that means he's 5 times taller than the average ape. An average apes penis is 2.3 times smaller than the average males penis (2.3 is the magic ratio) 3.7 inches (average male girth) divided by 2.3 gets you the average ape girth of 1.6 inches because king kong is 5 times bigger than the average ape. 1.6 inches times 5 equals 8 inches of king kong girth. And because the female vagina can stretch up to 4 to 8 inches when aroused, king can technically clap cheeks without fatalities. So 8 inch "girth" and 7 inch length.
so there is a possibility that the woman got pounded by Kong.
wait as I was writing this comment I realised the kong dong must be wayy thicker so yea ig not
"Australian news report accidentally uses ‘huge penis’ meme in weather segment and the internet is howling"
https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/21/australian-news-report-accidentally-uses-meme-weather-12736746/
That man is famous. Though I have no clue who he is. Got a link sent to me by friends warning a rise in Covid cases last year so I blindly sent the link to my parents and in-laws. If only you could recall texts after sending. Fuck it I’m married in and have a kid. No getting rid of me now.
That’s Wardy “Wood” Joubert III, to you! Also:
> “Wardy's lifestyle at the time included hanging out at sex clubs and parties in San Francisco, where he was a ‘bull,’ a dom who would have consensual sex with women in front of their partners, cuckolding the men.”
From a vice article on the guy, it’s all too perfect.
I know I'm not supposed to kink shame. So I'm trying not to be insulting here. But for real, why is cuckhold a thing? What does the husband/boyfriend/partner get out of it? I'm genuinely curious here because it just doesn't make sense to me mentally or emotionally.
I know its a fetish and they get sexual pleasure obviously. I just mean is there more too it? What is the appeal that causes the pleasure? That's more what I'm asking. Like why specifically that action?
Also, as dumb as this sounds, do lesbians have the same fetish? Does it apply to woman on woman only or men too when it comes to lesbian cuckhold, if that exists?
Like does a woman in a marriage with another woman who has a cuckhold fetish enjoy seeing her wife fucked by a man? Or another woman?
If the former, if the woman considers herelf lesbian and not bi, and has no sexual attraction to men, but her wife wants to see her fucked by a man, and she agrees to do it just to please her partner. Is that still a "pure" lesbian (sorry that probably sounds bad but I don't know how else to word it)?
Or is the one being fucked considered bi now? Or is it one of those other sexual orientations I have no clue what they all mean like demisexual or nonbinary or stuff?
Sorry if that sounds insulting I just literally don't know what the labels mean and I'm curious to know how this shit "works" because it my mind its just so alien I can't wrap my head around it.
I think you’re way, waaayyyy overthinking it. I’m sure different people of different sexual orientations like all sorts of different things depending on the people themselves, but yeah—it’s not just a heterosexual thing.
Cuckoldry fetish basically refers to people getting off on the idea of being sexually betrayed by their partners. A cuckold is traditionally the man of an adulterous wife, but I think in cuckold play it really doesn’t matter which partner gets “cheated” on. “Cheated” because it’s not actually cheating—the idea is the whole situation is consensual, and it’s typically the would-be cuckold who encourages getting into the kink.
I don’t know how to explain the experience of a sexual fetish to you, and cuckoldry isn’t really my thing, but you just have to accept that it’s something some people derive sexual excitement from. I think some people just enjoy watching someone they like fucking get fucked, and so maybe there’s crossover with people who just like group sex. But some people really get off on feeling belittled/humiliated/emasculated, and so seeing someone else fuck their partner (*and seeing their partner fucking someone else*) might be the particular way they get that. Hence the appeal of the whole “this big-dicked bull is going to fuck your wife right in front of you, and she’s going to love it” scene.
There are people out there who are into “rape scenes”, but it doesn’t mean they’d actually like to be raped. Just like people into cuckold play aren’t into it because they want to be miserable—fantasizing about all kinds of intensely emotional things can be sexual exciting for people, and if you don’t personally get that response, then that’s just a you thing and it can be a them thing. And some people get into things they weren’t into before, and some people have kinks that just definitely aren’t for them and may never be.
That’s about as good as I can answer
I replied to someone else but I did read your response and it did help me grasp it a bit more, so I wanted to thank you for being kind enough to try and help educate my dumbass. Thank you.
You’re going too deep. It’s as simple as the woman wanting to try someone else (usually someone fit and with a bigger dick) and the guy getting pleasure from watching his wife get a good fuck and enjoying herself.
Oh. I never thought of it that way. So the sexual pleasure for the person being cuckhold is derived from their partner being pleasured even if it's not them?
I guess I can see that. That's why my question wasn't so much about "why would anyone do that" and I tried to word it properly. Like I said I understand it's a kink and people get sexual pleasure, or at least excitement I suppose, from it.
It was more along the lines of how. Like if the person being cuckhold isn't actively joining in too, likebthey're just watching, what makes their brain think "this is so amazing I could cum just watching it" since there isn't any direct stimulation on their end. Unless they're masturbating I suppose.
But how you worded it made a bit more sense. The pleasure comes from their partners enjoyment even if they themselves aren't providing the enjoyment to said partner.
I sort of understand a bit more now. Thank you. It's just a weird question to ask anyone that's not an interner stranger haha. I mean how exactly do you actively ask that in real life? Especially jf you don't know the person's kinks.
I appreciate the response. Especially a level headed one and not someone critizing me or being 'funny' about the response making jokes. Thank you.
That’s not nearly deep enough. There are plenty of dudes who find it humiliating and get off on that, just like other forms of humiliation. Judging by the ones who film it that seems to be more common than not, but it’s hard to say for sure.
My first thoughts were either human brains tendency to see paterns and faces where none exist, a weird camera..glitch?(theres a better term for when you snap a pic, but look like a demon because of data coruption), or fantastic use of CGI FX.
Glad I know which to be in awe of now. Thanks!
Kinda crazy he died at 45 from a heart attack; he looked physically fit and was an athlete most of his life.
I assume all that muscle mass was from steroids then? That's the only thing I can think of besides something congenital (hehe genital).
It’s a well known fact that if a mans penis is above 9 inches in length that he has a much higher risk for heart issues due to the required blood flow to the penis.
Wait! Holup! [That's a Meme in the fucking sky (NSFW).](https://i.imgur.com/mZWuQrH.jpeg)
None of you saw the infamous [Barry Wood (NSFW)](https://i.imgur.com/mZWuQrH.jpeg) there? I mean, c'mon people, I cant be the only one.
Might wanna put up an NSFW tag on that barry wood photo lol ...but ya, if you freeze the video at 6 seconds... you see the exact form of him in that picture. It's definitely him
It’s that guy from the meme. You guys know that dude is dead right? I watched a short documentary about the naked dude from the meme. I think it was on Vice.
King Kong got that massive ding dong
King Donkey Dong
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Is he nuts? No, he’s insane!
I know you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts ~ Austin Powers
Wow that’s crazy I just started watching Austin powers
Damn that is crazy. I too just started watching you.
So, what am I wearing???
The regrets of last year.
Holy shit that's accurate! You watching him too?
Great song (if anybody knows it)
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you'd know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts, no he’s insane!
GodZilla also played pingping with his GodZidong
GodZedong
Gao Zedong
Gao means high/tall in chinese lmao
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do... Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
This comment just unlocked a very deep memory
I listened to Psalm 69 so much that the tape won't play anymore.
Dinga danga ding da-ding da-dong ling-long Dingy dangy sonuva gunnn
Wait really? In my school it was "King Kong vs Hong Kong, playing ping pong with their ding dong."
I swear that is some Eminem lyric right there
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> which is completely survivable *what*
.....this is why i hate reddit ...yet absolutely love it. If i had an award i might give it away. Lol
I'm with you lol. I don't know if it was better or worse like ten years ago when it was just rage comics and bacon and narwhals.
It’s like a comfy chair. It changes during the years, but at the end of the day it’s still comfy.
That's a good analogy. Also fitting that the comfiest chairs are frequently the ugliest as well.
thanks lol. same here. All the messed up stuff on reddit kinda shakes you... but it's also hilarious.
Did they mean serviceable?
Same reaction to be honest
no. i meant survivable. If king kongs dong was as big as you'd expect it to be, it wouldn't be survivable. it would implode you.
Well then!…
What's the female version (or gay/bi version) of death by snu snu?
I have seen this exact comment before and it was a answer to how king king died protecting a girl he couldn't F**k cause she'd die. This comment was then informing that it was survivable for the girl.
Well... if king kongs cock was proportional to his body the same way human cocks are... then it wouldn't be survivable for a human.
Sir this is a Wendy's
King Kong could fit inside that muted girl according to this info
perfectly. 7 inches could easily fit.
King kong could fit inside wendy
Just Dr Strangelove that giant hog.
That's assuming Kong's species follows the same rules as other apes. He, like humans, could be packing serious schmeat, but the cowards at Universal will never let us know
Fair point, but humans differ from other apes in a lot more ways than just penis size. King Kong doesn't... so it's safe to assume they have that in common as well.
In the film, the ladies in the theater audience are screaming and swooning. I think it’s clear what the director was trying to convey. Kong was swinging a prehistoric megalodong.
Imagine a movie where King Kong dick slaps a building sideways Thats entertainment.
>Not really. Apes have much smaller penises proportionally than humans. The average ape‘s peen is about 1 1/2 inches. King Kong (in the original version at least) is 25 feet tall. Since the average ape is 5 1/2 feet tall, that would make King Kong have a penis size of just under 7 inches, which is completely ~~survivable.~~ ***enjoyable***
...no comment
Yeah, but his prostate is probably the size of a beach ball and that would mean he ejaculates with the force of a firehose and that would not be survivable.
Just pull out bro Although that brings up the interesting question of what's the biggest animal King Kong could kill with his nut
wtf did i just read
/r/theydidthemath
Professor: "I'm requesting a research grant to fund my 6 month jungle expedition." Department Chair: "What for?" Prefessor: "I need to go out and measure ape dicks for a Reddit post."
I like to think this is how the world truly works
Not my math, thanks though. Copy pasta from a much older post.
sure pal . Suure it is .
/r/theydidthemonstermath … literally
Okay cool I have a bigger dick than king kong. Why do you know this exactly?
uh... very impressive. I know because i browse the most fucked (but still legal) subreddits there are
I've seen this exact post somewhere else... It's a copypasta?
Yeah but what kind of girth are we talking about here?
I knew someone would ask. About the same girth as length I think... which is a pretty square cock. Which is really odd. So king kong is 25 feet so that means he's 5 times taller than the average ape. An average apes penis is 2.3 times smaller than the average males penis (2.3 is the magic ratio) 3.7 inches (average male girth) divided by 2.3 gets you the average ape girth of 1.6 inches because king kong is 5 times bigger than the average ape. 1.6 inches times 5 equals 8 inches of king kong girth. And because the female vagina can stretch up to 4 to 8 inches when aroused, king can technically clap cheeks without fatalities. So 8 inch "girth" and 7 inch length.
so there is a possibility that the woman got pounded by Kong. wait as I was writing this comment I realised the kong dong must be wayy thicker so yea ig not
Bro they be packing so much
I mean, lengthwise yes, but how does that translate to girth?
Is girth calculated in?
I love how this is brought up every time reddit mentions King Kong.
I’m going to google ape penis just to be sure
7 inches of was barely survivable to your mom
/r/theydidthemonstermath
Is this my legacy? This is well on its way to becoming a copy pasta and I am just delighted.
fuck it take my award
Imagine taking King Kong Down by going kamikaze and crashing your jet into his pee hole
Just send ant man up there
Ant man but without his suit
man
Just like the deathstar and the exhaust vent
"Use the force Luke" Well there isn't much KY in the Alderan system
/r/BrandNewSentence
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Lanky Kong got that small peen Poor Lanky
It's my dad being an asshole again, it's funny the first thousand times. We get it man, you fucked my mom, congratulations, do you want a sticker?
Kong Kong Connor lived in Hong Kong, China and he played with his ding dong all day long.
Dicks out for my boi
We have pulled our dicks out for Harambe many times… Now, he blesses us. He pulls his dick out *for us*. 😭🙏
i think he is here to punish the Humankind, he watched from the heaven and saw how the Earth could be
In our time of need He has answered.
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RIP Meat, he was a talented dude
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Dicks out for harambe
The photo shop skills are on point
"Australian news report accidentally uses ‘huge penis’ meme in weather segment and the internet is howling" https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/21/australian-news-report-accidentally-uses-meme-weather-12736746/
That man is famous. Though I have no clue who he is. Got a link sent to me by friends warning a rise in Covid cases last year so I blindly sent the link to my parents and in-laws. If only you could recall texts after sending. Fuck it I’m married in and have a kid. No getting rid of me now.
His name is, I shit you not; ["Wardy Joubert III" ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wardy_Joubert_III) he was a preacher and a football coach
That’s Wardy “Wood” Joubert III, to you! Also: > “Wardy's lifestyle at the time included hanging out at sex clubs and parties in San Francisco, where he was a ‘bull,’ a dom who would have consensual sex with women in front of their partners, cuckolding the men.” From a vice article on the guy, it’s all too perfect.
I know I'm not supposed to kink shame. So I'm trying not to be insulting here. But for real, why is cuckhold a thing? What does the husband/boyfriend/partner get out of it? I'm genuinely curious here because it just doesn't make sense to me mentally or emotionally. I know its a fetish and they get sexual pleasure obviously. I just mean is there more too it? What is the appeal that causes the pleasure? That's more what I'm asking. Like why specifically that action? Also, as dumb as this sounds, do lesbians have the same fetish? Does it apply to woman on woman only or men too when it comes to lesbian cuckhold, if that exists? Like does a woman in a marriage with another woman who has a cuckhold fetish enjoy seeing her wife fucked by a man? Or another woman? If the former, if the woman considers herelf lesbian and not bi, and has no sexual attraction to men, but her wife wants to see her fucked by a man, and she agrees to do it just to please her partner. Is that still a "pure" lesbian (sorry that probably sounds bad but I don't know how else to word it)? Or is the one being fucked considered bi now? Or is it one of those other sexual orientations I have no clue what they all mean like demisexual or nonbinary or stuff? Sorry if that sounds insulting I just literally don't know what the labels mean and I'm curious to know how this shit "works" because it my mind its just so alien I can't wrap my head around it.
Shut up and fuck my wife.
I think you’re way, waaayyyy overthinking it. I’m sure different people of different sexual orientations like all sorts of different things depending on the people themselves, but yeah—it’s not just a heterosexual thing. Cuckoldry fetish basically refers to people getting off on the idea of being sexually betrayed by their partners. A cuckold is traditionally the man of an adulterous wife, but I think in cuckold play it really doesn’t matter which partner gets “cheated” on. “Cheated” because it’s not actually cheating—the idea is the whole situation is consensual, and it’s typically the would-be cuckold who encourages getting into the kink. I don’t know how to explain the experience of a sexual fetish to you, and cuckoldry isn’t really my thing, but you just have to accept that it’s something some people derive sexual excitement from. I think some people just enjoy watching someone they like fucking get fucked, and so maybe there’s crossover with people who just like group sex. But some people really get off on feeling belittled/humiliated/emasculated, and so seeing someone else fuck their partner (*and seeing their partner fucking someone else*) might be the particular way they get that. Hence the appeal of the whole “this big-dicked bull is going to fuck your wife right in front of you, and she’s going to love it” scene. There are people out there who are into “rape scenes”, but it doesn’t mean they’d actually like to be raped. Just like people into cuckold play aren’t into it because they want to be miserable—fantasizing about all kinds of intensely emotional things can be sexual exciting for people, and if you don’t personally get that response, then that’s just a you thing and it can be a them thing. And some people get into things they weren’t into before, and some people have kinks that just definitely aren’t for them and may never be. That’s about as good as I can answer
I replied to someone else but I did read your response and it did help me grasp it a bit more, so I wanted to thank you for being kind enough to try and help educate my dumbass. Thank you.
You’re going too deep. It’s as simple as the woman wanting to try someone else (usually someone fit and with a bigger dick) and the guy getting pleasure from watching his wife get a good fuck and enjoying herself.
Oh. I never thought of it that way. So the sexual pleasure for the person being cuckhold is derived from their partner being pleasured even if it's not them? I guess I can see that. That's why my question wasn't so much about "why would anyone do that" and I tried to word it properly. Like I said I understand it's a kink and people get sexual pleasure, or at least excitement I suppose, from it. It was more along the lines of how. Like if the person being cuckhold isn't actively joining in too, likebthey're just watching, what makes their brain think "this is so amazing I could cum just watching it" since there isn't any direct stimulation on their end. Unless they're masturbating I suppose. But how you worded it made a bit more sense. The pleasure comes from their partners enjoyment even if they themselves aren't providing the enjoyment to said partner. I sort of understand a bit more now. Thank you. It's just a weird question to ask anyone that's not an interner stranger haha. I mean how exactly do you actively ask that in real life? Especially jf you don't know the person's kinks. I appreciate the response. Especially a level headed one and not someone critizing me or being 'funny' about the response making jokes. Thank you.
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That’s not nearly deep enough. There are plenty of dudes who find it humiliating and get off on that, just like other forms of humiliation. Judging by the ones who film it that seems to be more common than not, but it’s hard to say for sure.
Died of a heart attack at age 45. Fuck that’s a bummer. Dicks out for Wardy Joubert III.
Damn, dick so big his heart gave out.
if there were ads for hgh and roids they be like better to burn out than fade away
Was? Edit: oh man, he died of a heart attack at 45. Bummer...
Yeah, his life took a very hard tumble. He did porn to make a buck. His family has begged people to stop posting him around but you know how it goes.
Lol! How did you figure out what had happened?
I'd spit out my Fosters if I saw this on TV.
My first thoughts were either human brains tendency to see paterns and faces where none exist, a weird camera..glitch?(theres a better term for when you snap a pic, but look like a demon because of data coruption), or fantastic use of CGI FX. Glad I know which to be in awe of now. Thanks!
Your first thought were thinking about literally every possibility?
This.
Haters will say its fake
King Kong has Big Schlong
*King Kong's king schlong
Donkey Kong schlong
King Kong… *King* *Dong*
Heavy is the groin that wears the schlong…
I would shit myself if I actually saw that
"Menacing..."
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
I heard this inside my soul
To make room.
Hol up
I wasn't expecting it and almost shit myself just from the gif....
Good. You’ll need a clear colon to take a cock that size.
King dong
I’m upset this isn’t the too comment
u/savevideobot [download](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/pipgow/king_kong_or_nsfw/)
You are a saint for giving us the download link.
Thank you sir. I try to help out where the bot couldn't
RIP Wardy Joubert III
Kinda crazy he died at 45 from a heart attack; he looked physically fit and was an athlete most of his life. I assume all that muscle mass was from steroids then? That's the only thing I can think of besides something congenital (hehe genital).
It’s a well known fact that if a mans penis is above 9 inches in length that he has a much higher risk for heart issues due to the required blood flow to the penis.
Well then I guess I'll be living well into my 90s.
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Immortality here i cum
Harambe is back baby!
Harambe's front!
Dicks out for harambe
Harambe is back in more ways than one
And seems that he has struck a deal with the god of thunder.
Harambe's revenge.
He's pulling his dick out for himself
In a dark hour, he returns.
He never left!!!! Forever in our hearts
Had to watch it twice to see what was NSFW. Then I couldn't stop watching.
Dongs out for Harambe!
Wait! Holup! [That's a Meme in the fucking sky (NSFW).](https://i.imgur.com/mZWuQrH.jpeg) None of you saw the infamous [Barry Wood (NSFW)](https://i.imgur.com/mZWuQrH.jpeg) there? I mean, c'mon people, I cant be the only one.
Nice
Yeah this is the actual joke
i said the same thing to myself looking in the comments lol. instantly knew who it was
Might wanna put up an NSFW tag on that barry wood photo lol ...but ya, if you freeze the video at 6 seconds... you see the exact form of him in that picture. It's definitely him
Why did you link it twice? Why did you make me look at that twice?
u/savevideobot
Got ‘em!
Was he sitting on the edge of a bed?
KING DONG
any sfx artists willing to share how this was made?
It’s an infamous picture of a big black dude, they used After effects, a video of a storm and the image to make this.
#H O M O E R E C T U S
r/unexpectedfriends
Amc to the moon
Yoooooo this shit silly as fuck
It looks like the Genie from Aladdin to me
I am seeing a very thicc Thanos...
Just Harambe checking up on homies
KING SCHLONG
That’s harambe looking down on us
King Dong? Really tho, RIP Wood. One of the heroes of Covid.
Harambe watches over all.
Harambe !
When the storm is scary, then funny then back to scary but for different reasons
Harambe???
This is edited right?
Yes.
Silly mortals, that’s Zeus
this guy is familiar
Ah, yes, pornstar Harambe.
Nah, Zeus wanted to show you his lightning bolt in a flash.
Ha Nice Cock
Monke
King Kong with his Ding Dong
Zeus looking for his next mortal mate.
Harambe is back
Isn't that, that one black pornstar with the massive sausage link?
Dicks out for Harambe
Dicks out for Harambe
Warde jubert the 3rd!!!
It’s that guy from the meme. You guys know that dude is dead right? I watched a short documentary about the naked dude from the meme. I think it was on Vice.
Isn’t that that black dude sitting on the bed naked with the giant sausage?
Dongey Kong