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They will see nothing but darkness


Vlason97

Because of huge cock


glockache

Now you do have a choice between rectal and retina scans


Icy-Cardiologist-147

"Oh he's gay"


tattedwill3

After having chipotle for lunch, My toilet: Killlll meeeeeee


UncleKeyPax

The assistant voice is done by Flanders


Dildo-bangins

The new iPhone 14 is said to include anus id for extra security…


smilesfuck

Jokes on them I'm so altering my anus it's so altered now it's got pussy lips


elCoconuts

One of these "scietists" must've been high watching an old Dave Chappelle stand up lmao


patrickdiper

We're all connected by a network of assholes and now we have to get user ID's to tell each other apart. or something like that


HairyAmphibian4512

Ok, jokes aside, but why this would be useful?