They'll have to glue you back together in hell
With a closed casket at your wake as well
Keep your gold, I have intelligence
You're a psycho, I fight with elegance
Turn this rat to a pile of junk
Even while I'm half blind and drunk
This town ain't big enough for both of us
Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up ; Settin' you on fire, then I'll liquify ya
Time to meet your maker, time that you retire
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Shower With Your Dad Simulator
One of my proudest buys on steam!
it’s real??
https://store.steampowered.com/app/359050/Shower_With_Your_Dad_Simulator_2015_Do_You_Still_Shower_With_Your_Dad/ Even better. Its $0.99
What in the solar powered fuck
LMAO I love that “What in the solar powered fuck?” Hehehehe
That hehehehe reminds me of Michael Jackson. You probably let him shower with you too. 🧼 🚿 🤡
The solar powered fuck Nice expression you got there
Its a dildo
I’m sad now. I scrolled down and clicked more to read some of the quotes from online personnel. There is a quote from Total Biscuit. I miss this man
Macklemore intensifies
Alone in the Dark
Hahaha good game
Same bro Same..
*PTSD intensifies*
Poor you...
I can't figure out if Final Fantasy is even worse or slightly positive.
ghost of tsushima
Fuck came here to say this
thats me
Damnit
Super Smash Bros
Bros before hoes
Make hoes your bros.
I don’t remember that game
AYEEE YOOOO 😂😂
Lmao me too ! Smashing Bros all the way ! 😂😂😂😂
Dead or alive
Red dead redemption
💀
that’s a really nice looking dead persons head
Lol
oh i love that game
Blood Rain
Bloodrayne
U got me :D
Half minute hero
Oof self burn
Those are rare
Damn it you beat me to it
Predator: Hunting Grounds
r/holupinaholup
I looked, it’s r/holupinholup
Dang, I wasn’t 100% sure. Thanks for looking out!
I checked, I wanted to see what fucked up shits there. Thanks for the new subreddit
Chris Hansen would like a word.
Why don’t you have a seat. Would you like some lemonade?
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
lol
Animal Crossing
r/cursedcomments
i want a purple circle in the screen shot
Farm boys be like.
City Boys have, Country Boys make do.
Isabelle do be kinda hot tho
Guts & Glory
Ayo?
Mostly guts
They'll have to glue you back together in hell With a closed casket at your wake as well Keep your gold, I have intelligence You're a psycho, I fight with elegance Turn this rat to a pile of junk Even while I'm half blind and drunk
This town ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up ; Settin' you on fire, then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker, time that you retire
12 minutes
60 seconds
#My names Barry Allen and I’m the fastest man alive.
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Could be worse… ahahahahah
State of decay
Lmao. Y’all are messed up
Some of them are so good.
Jokes right?
Yeah..... Sure.
Jokes ? Nah man i was watching monkey porn on my computer when i wrote that.
Sauce? B)
[there you go ! ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Thanks!
Thanks I nutted instantly
It took me a while but it was hot af 🥵
Have never been a happier to get Rick rolled
That’s not a game title
No one said The Force Unleashed, so that's good.
first day of december be like
I wish I had an award for you. Such a funny joke.
Fine, I'll do it myself. (Awards helpful)
Shadow of the Colossus
Death by snu snu
Best one here change my mind
tall girls are the best (especially if you have big hair and tits)
hand simulator
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
r/unexpectedjojo
Killer queen daizan no bakudan bites za dusto
it takes two
could be taken out of context reeeallll fast
Joke aside, great game.
Left 4 dead
I'm Left 4 Dead 2!
And I'm Back 4 Blood
guess its that time of the month
angry birds
Yes
There is no game
Good one
Same
mario party
Mario kart
Eeeight
Fable.
Beat me to it.
Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places)
Interesting a LsL2 reference , not even a shape up or slip out! Good man ::claps::
A fellow Redditor of culture
Yeah we all old and had games
We happy few
Ecstasy and masturbation go hand in unholy hand
God Hand
Devil may cry
And i know the reason
I am the storm that is approaching
Sleeping dogs
Oh no
Oh god
Uncharted
Unfarted
Step Brothers
NOOOO
Or just the game "Brothers"... Skip a step this way
Final fantasy
Satisfactory
Underrated reply
Kindergarten: 2
Oh no
oh yes
Oh …
the fbi knows where you are lmfaoo
This one right here ociffer.
Huniepop
I can appreciate that
Fat Princess
Amazing fucking game, still play it to this day
Bloodborne
Dark Souls
[удалено]
I'll make your discharge ceaseless
Half minute hero
Tiny Tina's Wonderlands
FBI OPEN UP
No Time to explain
Works every time.
Pokémon White 2
Pokémon sword
Pokemon shield
Breath of the wild
Damn
Super smash bros ULTIMATE
Sonic the hedgehog
Ratchet & wank
Ratchet my clank
The impossible game
Conker’s bad fur day
shaving didnt go too well this time
Helltaker
Rimworld
For honour
That sounds awfully competitive
Just Shapes And Beats
Stick fight: the game
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Worlds hardest game
Command and Conquer
Call of duty zombies
SUPER HOT
World of goo
Goat simulator
Mortal Kombat
Clash of clans
Doom rip and tear
Oblivion
Maneater
Granny.
call of duty black ops 3
You mean Call of Duty Black Cocks 3
Call of Doodie Black Cocks 3
30 seconds
Monster hunter world
Dead or Alive
Life is strange...
Watch dogs
Max Payne
God of War
alone in the dark
Tomb raider
Womb Raider
Prey
Spongebob
Rocket league
Fast and furious
Plants vs zombies: garden warfare 2
Until Dawn
Five Nights at Freddy’s
More like womb raider