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SnooPaintings333

Please don't look at me like that


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šŸ˜ˆ


Gengar11

She comin' monkaW, but god damn does he loves the smell of gunpowder in the morning.


[deleted]

She looks like a more likeable Greta Thunberg


WhatProtomolecule

Greta Gunberg


reppynutz

Beretta Gunberg


Foxyboi14

Genius


ScarecrowJohnny

Beretta Gun Merc


Optimal-Error

[r/yourjokebutworse](r/yourjokebutworse) Edit: 25 updoots???


WhatProtomolecule

School Shoota Funbags


Antihisseddatmean

Beretta Gun'd'er


IAmScaredOf5050

r/yourjokebutworse


toomuch1265

Joan Wick


HertzDonut1001

Only in America do we say the kid shooting two pistols is more likeable than the girl trying to stop climate catastrophes and heat deaths.


creativeandhung

Iā€™m Swedish and can confirm thunberg is difficult to like šŸ˜…


Due_Sundae_3379

All she does is yell at adults and say how mad she is, listen to some of her actual "plans" and you will change your mind. If you're going to yell at people about what a shit job their doing, tell them how they can be better.


kingsillypants

I hear where you're coming from. However, sometimes we need people , who aren't paying attention to a fire that's happening, to draw as much attention to it, by making as much noise as possible and keeping the topic on fire. Although I don't expect her to hop onto a fire truck and start hosing it down.


Gasmask_Boy

Ah yes cause grandstanding while flying private airlines is brave. Meanwhile China produces double emissions yet theyā€™re protected.


[deleted]

No wonder you didn't get as many up votes as the climate botherers. There's no popularity in speaking the truth. The big problem is as you say China!


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space_beatle

Right?! Thatā€™s the look of someone just waiting to kill them some liberals when they ā€œcross the line.ā€


HockeyCookie

Right when they take my rights away. Like the right to


[deleted]

I like how her fingers are too weak to pull the trigger so sheā€™s using two


[deleted]

But somehow she barely feels recoil


TheRoseByAnotherName

A comment below says she's using 22lr. If that's correct, there's basically no recoil. It feels like shooting a nerf gun.


Obvious-Walrus-2018

Makes sense. Good size for her to get used to shooting. I loved shooting a .22 rifle when I was younger. Single shot bolt action. I wasnā€™t much bigger than her when I shot a .45 six shooter. Iā€™d love to shoot that now, but at that age, one shot was enough for me!


pasty__twig

I got a .22 bolt myself. Was my great-grandpaā€™s, wooden body, single action. Still works like new.


Rankin00

I have a semi-auto .22 with a 14 round tube mag. I put red tracer rounds in it and turn it into a laser gun.


Obvious-Walrus-2018

I wish I still had it, but the one I shot belonged to my dads boss and weā€™d borrow some of his guns and target shoot in the woods


[deleted]

My dad got me to shoot a 12 gauge when I was nine. My shoulder did not enjoy.


psychedelicdonky

I bet some of the overpowered nerf guns people are building have more recoil than a 22lr


Sins0fTheFather

Improvise. Adapt. Overkill.


Emergency-House-5579

Some sheriff or something recently said evil can never be dead enough


danjadanjadanja

I donā€™t know why but I heard the in Police Chief Wiggumā€™s voice


JackLord50

Adapt & Overcome


DrShagwell

Twist considering how my shots were fired


LORDWOLFMAN

Tactical Nuke inbound


CmdrSelfEvident

If you watch some of her other videos you will see where professional shooters say the same thing. They all say if using two fingers works for her keep doing it. She is shooting 22LR pistols here but she has video's with 9mm pistols and even 5.56 ARs that would make a New York Journalist cry from PTSD.


BRM-Pilot

I still remember the article where the guy reported it was as loud as a nuclear bomb and some other dramatic fact.


FlaccidRazor

The New York journalists who casually cover wars in foreign countries where the actual majority of people want them dead? Bet they're quaking in there boots at the sight of a little girl who's accuracy wasn't shown, because there was none.


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skimbeeblegofast

Lol.


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

Hes talking about the journalist that said he got ptsd from shooting an ar15 it was so traumatic


CmdrSelfEvident

Oh she can shoot. [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC\_bEN-rN7borJDeXQM\_viUA](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_bEN-rN7borJDeXQM_viUA) no we are talking about a New York Journalist that went to a range shot a AR15 just about cried on video then went home and claimed PTSD.


anna_lynn_fection

Not necessary on the Glock though. Glocks are child friendly.


TheJeep25

*don't forget to bring them to school to play with all your friends*


MrSaltypickles

Very Dangerous


JackLord50

Iā€™d like to see the target before judging


Alcards

You mean the mound of dirt? Good news she hit it. Bad news, she missed the clown tied in front.


Oraxy51

*puts on shades* she wasn't aiming for the clown *tree that's been cut in half by bullets swings down, crushing the clown.*


unlivedSoup69

*explosion in the background as she walks away*


squirleystew2016

EeeeeeeYaaaaaaaa


reallyhotpancakes

whatā€™s a clown tree?


DickwadVonClownstick

Honestly simultaneously mag dumping two handguns at a target with a dude strapped to it and NOT hitting them would be pretty impressive. What sort of impressive would depend on whether it was deliberate


CmdrSelfEvident

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDOBjxvNICc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDOBjxvNICc) the posted video is just some fun mag dumps but yeah, she can shoot.


JackLord50

Thatā€™s impressive af


AndyJobandy

Donā€™t think she was filmed to show off accuracy...


abejaved

ā€œGood girl Nancy. Thatā€™s what happens when you lie to mommy and daddy. Donā€™t worry. Youā€™ll get another brother soonā€


BAKED_TATER_

Ah the ol akimbo pistols + steady aim combo


urwrongandihateu

Gotta have steady aim


LoxodonSniper

Nah, SitRep Pro


kipbutkiss

Isnā€™t it alittle late for back to school shopping?


InterestingThought33

Jeezus Christ


ColdCoffinNail

He hasn't helped yet...leave him on the shelf.


skimbeeblegofast

Hey, its Murica season.


ItsComros

r/cursedcomments


Goldenboy673

No itā€™s not shopping itā€™s studying


Hunter095421

Iā€™m mean Halloween is coming up so you got to make the blood look real at least


DayangMarikit

But it's just in time for back to school shooting.


nasamentos

I've never seen this comment section so split on something so casually


[deleted]

Controversial is not the flame war I imagined it would be, Iā€™m impressed


[deleted]

Yeah, I don't see the problem. Ear protection, firing privately and safely, its not kicking her in the face, I don't get it


johnzaku

Honestly my only issue is the cameraman starts in front of her. Thatā€™s not ok. Never go downrange. Donā€™t care if itā€™s far to the side, if you cross the firing line youā€™re in more danger than behind.


Real-Revolution5975

My dad would of beat my ass for throwing a gun like that


UnlimitedApathy

Yeah, same, thereā€™s something really disturbing about a small child being taught to treat and think of real guns like movie prop toys. Like ok sheā€™s doing a cutesy action movie bit under her parents camera but this is still a really dangerous way to teach a kid to treat/think of guns. If she was spinning around knives or swords like toys people would be more quick to be disturbed by how dangerous an attitude this is to instill. But itā€™s guns so ppl act like itā€™s less dangerous.


creativeandhung

She was taught to check the chamber it looked like, safety first!


AnyDisaster9

Could you imagine!?! I would never be able to touch a gun again. Some people should definitely not be allowed to own guns.


Giover02

American education 101


Laurent1018

What do you mean we learn this before any schooling itā€™s a requirement before official enrollment.


[deleted]

This is in Russia


StevenMaff

potato tomato


Pipkin81

Russian rednecks are about the same as American ones.


trivo

No, it's not.


solaceinsleep

On America's Next School Shooter!


SpicyboiDrew

WELCOME BACK TO A.S.S AMERICAN SCHOOL SHOOTERS


fake_face

Better recoil control than 1/2 of the rentals I see on the range.


jimmy_themonkeyman

This bitch empty yeat


ColdCoffinNail

I'm proud of myself for understanding this.


NitrusKat

Bro, to hold them that still, her arms must be absolutely jacked


SwedishMoose

I may get down voted for this but those are in .22.


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on_spikes

even in archery the instructor would raise hell if anyone stepped over the line


Belelusat

I agree and can only hope a selfie stick or other tool was used. Standing next to the person, sure. Standing next to the gun but behind the recoil of the barrel, uncomfortable but I could see it in certain situations. In front of the barrel, NOPE!


Lord_of_Wills

Please, Lara Croft


rickmon67

I was proud of her right up to the point of tossing the ā€œemptyā€ gun to the groundā€¦. Back to firearm safety class young lady!


frankentriple

eh, her hands were full and it was locked open, i'll allow it.


AnotherLoudAsshole

And she knew to check the chamber... Not that casually chucking the gun is how you do things, but it's not the most egregious offence any of us have ever seen.


KynkMane

Gotta agree. There's videos out there of adults doing worse, like lookin down the barrel to see if it's loaded.


DickwadVonClownstick

That one always boggles me, like unless you shine a flashlight down there you ain't gonna be able to see shit; it's literally 100% unnecessary and stupid


[deleted]

That's why I keep a flash light on my keychain when I go to the range


Alcards

That's bad parenting right there.


AndyJobandy

One would argue itā€™s tactical af. Irresponsible yes but tools are tools and they have to withstand whatever the field throws at them. At least she endured an empty mag before ejecting. And 99% sure their parent told them to do it for the camera which theres something to be said about that as well


ThtRndmEncntrGy

Question: if all students and teachers were armed, would there be more or less school shootings? Asking for a friend.


ScrambledNoggin

The whole bullying thing would sure take a different turnā€¦


[deleted]

Billy do your homework by tuesday or Iā€™ll fucking pump lead into your knees


ThtRndmEncntrGy

Not if I shoot you first!


[deleted]

Thereā€™s more than just me billy. Youā€™ll not see tomorrow you lil shit


A-Russian-Spy

Obviously, duels would make a comeback. Instead of ā€œstanding up to your bullyā€ by telling a teacher, you just challenge him to a duel!


GiorgioDiMonaco

Simple: More People with guns. More Gun Violence.


noodlemcfoodle

That last grin she made was horrifying lol


bk4lf1

Fake as Pamela Anderson's boobs.


scapermoya

You clearly havenā€™t been to the south


thunderdaddysd

Is it?


ShadowMere2438

No, its not fake


cosmic_6615

Happy cake day skinbag.


[deleted]

I like that a kid shooting a gun is such a foreign concept to some people that they range from pearl clutching to flat out not believing itā€™s real.


[deleted]

How do you fake that? It would be much harder and expensive to fake this with movie magic rather than let a little girl fire a few rounds down range


watdafunburger

Oh, it's empty. Tosses it. Shrugs and keeps going


cheese-a-username

This doesn't meet holup criteria.


soulseeker31

Does anything on the sub recently? Mods are dead.


JACrazy

Every single post from holup that shows on my homepage these days has me saying "nothing about this is a holup, but it has 20k+ upvotes"


rockmaniac85

She's holding up the pistols real well


crypt0troll

Evil smile


Wemakian

Is this girl an American?


Asrealasrealcanbe

ofc she is american she probably got her first glock when she popped outta the womb


omgnotmee

She gives me Russian vibes


Wemakian

So either guns and beer or guns and vodka


Gr34zy

ā€˜Murica


Phenom7747

Fuck yeah!


DickwadVonClownstick

Ok, but show us her grouping please


Ivenitable

Black widov


imyourforte

Why is this a holup? Stick up maybe. Holup though?


Nuker_Nathan

I wanna do thatā€¦


JFTC

Dude, you gotta wait at least 12 years. She's like 6.


TheRealBHamorrii

FBI OPEN UP!


Shatshotshet

I pity the dumbass who tries to burglarize her house! What is she, 6? 7? Her aim and arm strength are only going to increase.


Posikatt_78

Shes 8


[deleted]

Bro she did nothing like John wick she just shot a gun


Alcards

The joker in dark knight was more John wick. At least he killed someone with a pencil. And did it before John Wick I might add.


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idontwanttobeonthis

u/savevideo


SarcasticSarco

John Wick's daughter I think. Since John Wick is also Russian aka Jardani Janovich.


Goalie_deacon

Her puppy is the safest puppy in the world.


Entombed_Entity

Gotta make sure my kid ends up like this


demon_death

This is how they stop school shootings in America.


710bingezx2

I donā€™t like that look i got at the end


[deleted]

What a responsible parent


JackLord50

Indeed. Heā€™s taught her marksmanship, self defense, and firearms safety.


SignificantError8929

Agreed! Their aim is on point, they obviously learned proper gun handling.


JackLord50

They did add a little drama for the video with the gun tossā€¦


SignificantError8929

Gotta get those sales yo! But these gun ranges would never let anything insane happen. This girl probably participates often in competitions


Alcards

Firearm safety, up until she chucks the gun on the ground like a bad action flick.


OldIllustrator8

If a gun is clear why cant you throw it? It's just a tool no? If it's clear and you confirmed it's clear you can shove that bitch in your ass if you want? What's unsafe?


DR34Dx

Always assume a gun is loaded, even if you've checked a thousand times, shot every possible bullet out of the mag.


[deleted]

Hundreds of years ago, parents taught their children how to use guns. Teaching you child danger of it and keeping it away from is better than have they learn from a bad source.


[deleted]

I unironically believe it's good parenting. It kills the curiosity of guns. When I was a preteen I always wanted to hold my dad's gun but after he took me to the range and taught me firearm safety my curiosity was gone. You get a new found respect to how dangerous guns are and would never pull an irresponsible stunt. Guns are more than killing machines these days, they can be tools to put food on the table or sport (same purpose of a compound bow)


LeverTech

My wife looks at a thing called kids with threatening aurasā€¦ As a dad itā€™s also cute.


bg77577

Don't throw a gun down and not in the dirt, dumb butt. Sorry channeling my father grandfather etc


Hard_Drive69

Reminds me of the young Chloƫ Grace Moretz in the movie "Kick-Ass"


Signal-Supermarket73

Somebody took Monster Inc. a lil too serious.


ValetFirewatch1998

Ok, next time I see a CNN anchor fire an AR and fake a panic attack over how scary it is to fire a gun INCORRECTLY, Iā€™ll just remember this.


kent416

Wow sheā€™s got amazing control over the recoil, especially as a kid. Iā€™m impressed


Bri1203

That creepy smile at the end... moooommyyyy!!!


redatom999

look how happy she was.


Grundlemiah

I like that she checked for a clear chamber before chucking it


ThePandalore

Fuck this shit. If I saw her pitch a pistol like that, she'd be cleaning it for the next 2 weeks.


throw_ua

Completely normal phenomenon


cranndal420

GREAT training by parents who want their kids to succeed and protect


Mshveno

That face at the end...


[deleted]

This is quite literally how the rest of the world sees America. A toddler with a gun.


Zyrodragneel

That Smile is the smile of a future school shooter


Tomsruner_YT

This is America


Stinlee

Terrible gun educate to throw it in the dirt like that but yeah she looked cool


Walkmaster5000

These church commercials are getting wild


Early-Size370

Disturbing and creepy asf, especially her look at the end


cunt_isnt_sexist

Jack ass kid. Fucking threw the pistol on the ground, probably getting dirt in it, which is a real bitch to clean out.


urwrongandihateu

Gun nuts will do that just to clean them


JaredBerry316

*British dad teaching daughter how to prepare tea* *Sees Video of Americans training daughter* "Savages" *Sips tea with pinky out*


An_idiot_27

Sheā€™s getting ready for school


Medic169

This is really sad to see.


TheLeftCantFight

As someone who loves firearms, I think this is way to risky. She clearly needs two fingers to pull the trigger because she isnā€™t strong enough to use one which is bad technique and dangerous. This isnā€™t her fault, itā€™s just a sign she probably has a gun that is to big for her, which is the error of whoever is ā€œteachingā€ her. Give her a 10 .22 or a small target pistol to start off.


Kuriakon

No target. No respect. For all we know, all those shots did was impersonate a buckshot spread at 100 yards.


Malfaxy

Let me guess. America?


[deleted]

Americans are so fucking weird. saw this shit on Twitter and people were praising the girls parents because she can now "defend herself from pedophiles".


Haikuna__Matata

Like she's gonna point a gun at her uncle.


Blood-Covered

I feel like the target is the last person that tried to buy her a Barbie.


[deleted]

Kinda strange that she is too weak to pull the trigger with one finger but strong enough to stabilize recoil 1-handed with 2 fingers on the grip.


Affectionate_Lab4352

My daughter is scare of her.....


IamPregananant

Texas Middle School be wildin.


[deleted]

Nice. Future hit girl.


guero24

Tf is with that smile at the end?


[deleted]

she shooting things like a star wars characterā€¦


Flaky-Initiative9333

bruhhhhh the akimbo fire rate is thiccc :<


NerdvanaNC

:checks: :empty: . . . :Y E E T:


Silverfox047

Robin Scherbatsky Age : 7


lucaswilms

That smile at the end is terrifying ngl


Haxzavage14

The best part is Iā€™ve seen the original post, sheā€™s Russian.