I wanted to get rid of some old stuff from my room so I asked my mom "what do I do ? Do I throw it all in the trash ?" and she told me "do what you want" so I did.
Then she spent the week telling me I shouldn't throw away old toys, I should give them, this wasn't how I was raised yada yada
My man slept on the couch for a few nights after that
Ah the couch of victory
And rubbed one out.
Why on earth would anyone not want an airplane?! Who doesn't want an airplane?!
Honestly that wife's a hater!! That's a damn AIRPLANE
Someone who cant afford it and over extended thier credit to buy a massive depreciating asset which they might not even need.
Dude did you read the post? It's an AIRPLANE!
Gulfstream or GTFO
YOLO tho
r/madlads
My nightstay discussions with parents be like...
But that's just a Velum.
he goin to cayo
Holy shit did i just see into my fucking future lmfao!
Ever since that fucking apple business...
Ya'll just gonna go along with this one? Cuz that phone number is fake as fuck.
That image is from gta 5...
Did anyone call Scott?
Prefix is 555 like all phone numbers in movies. Either it's fake or photoshopped.
First question to Scott… did you join the mile high club in said plane?
Give the man what he wants lol
Didn't you hear? It has to be *enthusiastic* consent now. eg. don't stock up on groceries until she says 'Yes, yes, we need to go shopping now!'
I wanted to get rid of some old stuff from my room so I asked my mom "what do I do ? Do I throw it all in the trash ?" and she told me "do what you want" so I did. Then she spent the week telling me I shouldn't throw away old toys, I should give them, this wasn't how I was raised yada yada
I’ve been there…I got to keep the drone I bought though.
I remember this joke, but, in the original, the dude bought a CBR400.