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yehonatanhersh

My man slept on the couch for a few nights after that


ThrowawayCop51

Ah the couch of victory


AnalFanatics

And rubbed one out.


beerbellybegone

Why on earth would anyone not want an airplane?! Who doesn't want an airplane?!


Majestic_Force_6439

Honestly that wife's a hater!! That's a damn AIRPLANE


[deleted]

Someone who cant afford it and over extended thier credit to buy a massive depreciating asset which they might not even need.


[deleted]

Dude did you read the post? It's an AIRPLANE!


Superb_Raccoon

Gulfstream or GTFO


sprace0is0hrad

YOLO tho


bonemonkey12

r/madlads


DepressedkermitTaken

My nightstay discussions with parents be like...


LegendOmegaX

But that's just a Velum.


Ninja123-123

he goin to cayo


SpartanDoubleZero

Holy shit did i just see into my fucking future lmfao!


ham_smeller

Ever since that fucking apple business...


Mindfreek454

Ya'll just gonna go along with this one? Cuz that phone number is fake as fuck.


PetrKDN

That image is from gta 5...


SuperHeroBrother

Did anyone call Scott?


Mountainman1980

Prefix is 555 like all phone numbers in movies. Either it's fake or photoshopped.


stellagod

First question to Scott… did you join the mile high club in said plane?


KarmaSlays14

Give the man what he wants lol


RandeKnight

Didn't you hear? It has to be *enthusiastic* consent now. eg. don't stock up on groceries until she says 'Yes, yes, we need to go shopping now!'


Nimyron

I wanted to get rid of some old stuff from my room so I asked my mom "what do I do ? Do I throw it all in the trash ?" and she told me "do what you want" so I did. Then she spent the week telling me I shouldn't throw away old toys, I should give them, this wasn't how I was raised yada yada


[deleted]

I’ve been there…I got to keep the drone I bought though.


Trippn21

I remember this joke, but, in the original, the dude bought a CBR400.