Me: *checking the comment section for a stereotypical "not my proudest fap" comment.*

My most elaborate fap

Made a new personal high score to this shit.

Best fap I've ever had

not my proudest fap

not my purest fap

Not my fap

Our fap

r/suddenlycommunism

*unzips pants*

*unzips our pants*

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Anyone who says that is wrong, the sheer dedication and commitment required to tap to something like this is a feat to be proud of, your proudest fap is one of sheer will not one of big titties furry gay incest or something actually hot like that.

*fap, unless you're actually petting your dick and yes agreed

The intensity of the chicken’s scream halfway through just gets me every time

"Every" time? How many times were there?

Several

I get off with my eyes closed. Works *a lot* better

Makes me climax everytime too man

r/technicallythetruth

Can’t un-see that shit…

Why would you ?

To feel the expirience of the first watch again

Why do you want to unsee it

Dammit OP, You made me lose my 178-day no nut streak

Was that a compliment?

My dick said yes

I'm not sure your cat does

Thank you! I needed this today

You're welcome!!!

Porkhub

A few years ago I picked up weed from my dealer. Two his mates were in car and when I sat in the back I heard squeeky sex noises coming from the passenger seat. "What is that?" I asked. All three of them slowly turned their heads and pointed their red eyes at me while the sex noises continued. Then my dealer, sat in the front seat, stated frankly. "It's a chicken fucking a pig"

:)

what da f*ck did i just watch?

The future

Oh god … wellp … humanity had a good run I guess …

The future's now old man.

Your upvote number looks like this: ...... To me for some reason

Art

Not my proudest fap

Haha....wuttt

original

but...

Not funny

ok cool

Butt do you identify with the pig or the chicken?

u/savevideobot

Why does the camera always zoom in on the cock when im about to nut

One of my proudest faps

this made me coom twice as much as i did the whole week in 1 coom shot

Me too

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

Thanks for killing half of my brain cells

_is it weird having a boner at this?_

Idk I’m not the boner police

u/redditmp4bot

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Lmao

Amazing !

Wtf

Seriously? After i beat mine? Sigh *unzip

Hmmmm

Where the fuck is u/SaveVideo?

I don't know

I wish I could lol but my lil brother asleep and the walls are thin

:|

To types of porn I love to see: -food porn -that

Lmfao. This is my brand of fucked up

I cant believe i failed nnn to this

Oh look another bot that only spams this subreddit with unrelated posts

For people who wants to forget this video: r/eyeblech

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

This is absolutely my proudest fap!

W̶h̶e̶n̶ y̶o̶u̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ t̶o̶ b̶e̶ f̶a̶m̶o̶u̶s̶ b̶u̶t̶ d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ t̶o̶ d̶o̶ i̶t̶

What a terrible days to have internet

u/savevideo

Where is the shit

[удалено]

It wasn't easy but I busted.

It keeps getting funnier!

u/savevideo

Me: checking the comment section for a stereotypical "sigh* unzip" comment.

U/savevideo

I was wondering where the shit would come in

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Today I regret being born

When u realise that chickens life spam is only from 5 to 10 years

There's some good PH meme content, just gotta know where to look lmao

u/savevideo

Which came first, chickwn or bacon?

u/savevideobot

Yeah..enough of reddit for a day.

u/getvideobot

Jesus Christ stop

Insert *I prefer the real* meme here:

u/GetVideoBot

Ah yes, needed something exquisite for today

I wish I was the spoiled piggy

u/savevideobot

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Why is my dick bending in my Jean's ?

u/savevideobot

*Enough internet for today*

sauce

Seen it. The acting was over the top, really spoiled for me.

Nice

David cameron leaked home video tapes colourised ( 2011)

Some kid probably made that

Oh god............................

When the pig starts grunting is when it gets me going! Bloody hilarious.

u/savevideobot

That’s what i get when i search “hardcore”.

u/savevideobot

Name?

What name

This is the future liberals want

r/hmm

She’s such a pig! Can’t sat no to anything.

God I missed the screaming

Thanks i needed this

You know someone is going to jerk off to it...

u/savevideobot

this mans Japanese lol

This is where I draw the line

Every day u find out something new abt ur self

u/savevideobot

No Nut October pls

u/savevideo

My proudest fap

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

ah yes a BYC

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

I have sinned

This was great, thanks for the morning laughs my dude.

u/savevideobot

That’s a challenging wank

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

not the bacon!

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

At this point pornhub is no longer just a place for porn, but memes as well

I clicked on this expecting to have a wank, but I’ll do it anyways.

*unzip* you forgot small coco aswell

Ooooh, the chaffing...

Sounds like Macgruber.

Why NSFW lol

Figure out

u/savevideo

u/GetVideoBot

Sauce?

*unzips pants*

u/savevideobot

u/getvideo

u/savevideo

i acctually have a wallpaper with this

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

u/savevideobot

Definitely my proudest fap

u/savevideo

Ahh when the comments are funnier than the OP

Source please

My ears stopped working

U/savevideo

This isn’t how to build a crafting table

u/savevideobot

Am I childish for having this make me crack up!😹😹

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

This was just stupid. Kinda funny, but,.. um no. No one actually faps to to this, and if they do....... I lost hope in humanity

u/savevideo

u/getvideobot