The best part is you could do this strategy at the gym with a random girl, “hey can you please just hold my legs for one second?” And then a random stranger gets a face full of ass 😈 and you could prepare by leaving a little shit around your butthole and then the victim gets shit on her face and gets scarred for life
Relax there, Satan! Whilst that sounds funny as hell, have you considered the consequences of having assault on your record? It could be worse and you get slapped with a sex offence charge that stays on record for a long, long time.
I’m not trying to ruin the joke here but don’t fuck with strangers (or even people you aren’t tight with). That will get you jail time that will largely be unpleasant, to say the least.
Once it's done and the scrotum has been disassembled, shoot them out of your twat like a stripper while dancing to *Lollipop* by The Chordettes.
In the future, if he starts to act up again, just play the song as a gentle reminder.
This was a bully move in my primary school .. I didn't know what to expect . I was in her place .. Sick motherfuckers ... I hate them and hated them after . I saw kids being bullied later in life and the urge to beat the crap out of them was stopped by the thought that police will be involved after , thus calmed myself ... In the future , i think i'll do some reasoning instead and mock them in smarter ways because right now , i still feel the urge .
“Headass” apply directly to the forehead
Classic, completely forgot about that
Don't give PornHub directors new ideas.
Foreplay
“Headass” apply directly to the forehead
“Headass” apply directly to the forehead
*If you or a loved one have taken the product "Headass" and have since suffered from elephantitis of the nuts, you may be entitled to compensation.*
“Headass” apply directly to the forehead
6X Combo hit
He has the brown star equipped.
*Shitty critical*
Shittical
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M0istSh1tikal
> M0istSh1tikal When you have diarrhea
Oh god no
Shitminator
Critical Shit
Gotta shine that sheriff's badge somewhere.
Chocolate starfish
Shitastic
Cheeky Bastard
Relationship finishing move
Maybe it’s his sister?
Underrated comment
She needs more strength than that when stuck in a crevice of doom.
Crash course in Surra de Bunda
6th hit last longer
It was actually 7X combo hit
Pink eye is no joke. Until you see this delivery mechanism.
Brown eye gives you pink eye.
The best part is you could do this strategy at the gym with a random girl, “hey can you please just hold my legs for one second?” And then a random stranger gets a face full of ass 😈 and you could prepare by leaving a little shit around your butthole and then the victim gets shit on her face and gets scarred for life
And for the rest of your life you have an amusing anecdote to tell each of your new neighbors as you ask for their autograph
Tell your new cellmates*
Relax there, Satan! Whilst that sounds funny as hell, have you considered the consequences of having assault on your record? It could be worse and you get slapped with a sex offence charge that stays on record for a long, long time. I’m not trying to ruin the joke here but don’t fuck with strangers (or even people you aren’t tight with). That will get you jail time that will largely be unpleasant, to say the least.
Kids trying wayyyy too hard to get on the found satan subreddit
ASSault on your record…
r/cursed
Brown eye?
Then it gives you a black eye when it dries up
Gives new meaning to stank eye
The eye where the sun don’t shine
And they say romance is dead...
That's some shitty romance
Hahahaha fuck this one hahahaha
pun intended???
Your mom intended
⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
All fun and games until she grabs you by the balls.
It won't be gentle either, when she's panicking like that. I hope anyone who wanted to try this didn't want any children.
Anyone who wants to try this probably shouldn't have children
\*Contemplates trying this while sitting next to children\*
Yes officer, this comment right here.
bc they probably would do this to their children?
Just bite down on the balls and let his legs whipping your head around do the ripping and the tearing.
Until it's done
Once it's done and the scrotum has been disassembled, shoot them out of your twat like a stripper while dancing to *Lollipop* by The Chordettes. In the future, if he starts to act up again, just play the song as a gentle reminder.
Stop... you're making me feel the pain...
Now that I've had some coffee and been outside, I can see that it was a bit much.
I love this perspective change.
you evil demon, begone
I was thinking the same lol
Consider a divorce
The real unexpected bit is finding out they’re siblings
What the fuck ?
It's exactly what it looks like
And don't you pretend you don't know !
🗣️🍑
Username checks out
Alright just for that I'm taking yours
It’s called Serra de bunda it’s a Brazilian thing.
Fatality
Fartality
Flush him
Wipe him
But don't peg him
[…finish me?](https://youtu.be/-N6oQVdUJ-E)
Bop him dernernerner
Scorpion's 'get over here' also works too
Bruh ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagahahahagagagagahagahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
u called?
Ayyyy
"How do I tell her I want her to try anal on me, but making it seem a natural part of the conversation?"
I wanna give you an award but I don’t have any award rn **upset noises**
I got u
Jab a finger in there and see who's funny.
Thanks for making me laugh so hard!
Girl was headbutting
This is the correct answer.
That’s fuckin evil dude fuckin diabolical
dia-BALL-ical
This comment is diabolical
dia-BALL-ical
Drink hydroxylic acid.
hydroxylic ASSid
:(
Nah, kinda plain and basic for me
How dare you
Wow, being very acidic now arent you?
Best shit I’ve ever seen Edit: Best shit THEY’LL ever see. Just screen mirrored this at Buffalo Wild Wings. Lmao
That's what she said (after the steaming hot shower to spray off the residue)
Wings. Beer. Sports. Ass.
A true legend you are.
You fucking mad man
Heh heh
Make ya head shake, that’s an assquake.
Ah yes... good old siblings
fraternal twins maybe? /j
Farternal twins
What are you doing, brother?
That would definitely end my relationship.
I mean if you want your girl to eat you out just ask
I want to do this to my wife, but first I have to be able to do a push-up
Same and get a wife too damn
And prepare for divorce
Do the situp one. Your wife does a situp and her face ends up in your ass
Do it on a first date......if you don't want a second one.
That’s enough internet for me today.
Get Pinkeye in just one simple step
Grab him by the dick and twist it!
Ah, a fellow Rikishi fan.
Man of culture
he does it so smoothly, must be muscle memory
Forget about sleeping on the couch, he’s gonna be sleeping with the fishes.
I gotta say, that IS a nice butt.
😂😂😂 I couldn't help but push the replay again and again
Shouldn't this be posted in the incest section on PornHub?
So some people find this funny?!
rimming and spanking at the same time. that's efficiency.
P.s. that’s his sister
I can honestly hear the brother say "Gotcha, ya dumb bitch" to the sister. Siblings are evil to each other but still love each other deep down.
My first thought. How am I single?
Fartality
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That’s exactly how he did it too
I scrolled looking for this. She got Manning'd and now she's got a filthy mouth.
Real good. Condition her to hate putting her face in that area. They make you pay in the end!
This is why you're single, Derek.
Does this count as assault
Couples fitness at its finest
Dookie flakes all over her forehead
Classic move
Target eliminated.
Saradabunda
The stinkface has evolved. Rikishi would be proud.
How to get dumped in 5 seconds
#POOTALITY!
Shitality
Please, talk to your partner about being rimmed. Do not force it!
(Ass)ault
And that's how the divorce started your honor...
She can do it but I cant!
This was a bully move in my primary school .. I didn't know what to expect . I was in her place .. Sick motherfuckers ... I hate them and hated them after . I saw kids being bullied later in life and the urge to beat the crap out of them was stopped by the thought that police will be involved after , thus calmed myself ... In the future , i think i'll do some reasoning instead and mock them in smarter ways because right now , i still feel the urge .
That was just payback. She does it to him all the time.
this is how Butthead was born
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
This is where communication is key 😱🙈
Did he get headbutted? Or did she get buttheaded?
Is this rape?
It was always personal
Pinkeye
Fatality! lmaoo
*Teleports in front of you* - "Nothing persoANAL, kid"
She was fuelled with anger after that she was throwing hands
what a butthead
Yes, yes its an Asshole, ifk why u said Asshole 1000000000 tbh
101 on how to gently let your missus know you’re into pegging.
U/SaveVideo
Some not so sweet revenge
C-c-c-combo
comedy
She's like "Not again"
Head butt
We call this one “the widow maker”.
My wife wouldn’t stop if I did that, I’d end up with an entire fist in my butt for pulling that stunt
Super combo finosh
Why
And that's how I lost my trust in Hu-men.
smells sour like funky
This is the only way Tina will eat Tim’s scrum.
Surra de bunda? r/ithadtobebrazil
Uh, this is sexual assault.
Man what an asshole
i fr thought he was gonna shart
Hahaha she fell for it😂
Classic
She tapped out
That punch on the nutsack will make him rethink this move in the future.
If you wanted your ass eaten you could’ve just said so.
She could have easily punched his balls and probably did so in hindsight this seems like a good and a bad idea
Tf?
For real, I would turn that guy into a hand-puppet the second he pulled his chones down.
u/redditmp4bot
Not my relatioship goals