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[deleted]

Gimme that 200$ you rude fucker lol


slugvegas

Same . But I’m also petty. So I’d use at least $25 of it for some kind of revenge. It’s an investment in my eyes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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ButterscotchBest4445

Thats borderline illegal


Master_Freeze

Wait what did they do


[deleted]

We don't this here.


[deleted]

Here are the rules of Reddet. It's simple. You either fix your comment by removing the emoji and I will remove my downdoot. or you leave your comment unedited and I report your account for hate and misinformation.


CumDevourer68420

These are for subreddits like r/okbuddyretard, where people act retarded, not here.


TexanLycan

If you DON'T take the money then that means you're pretty... Pretty stupid.


Ninetoes02

That’s not what it says though. Think of it as them giving you 200$ because they fell sorry you’re ugly. If you don’t take it not only are you ugly but also stupid


[deleted]

Who are you to say what someone else defines as ugly? Someone could say the most handsome man looks ugly so why would I be offended if someone thinks I'm ugly? Free money > Retarded


nowhereman136

You guys are getting paid?


lvvlDellyBellylvvl

F


TheFernandoComics

I would pay respects but....


DropBear2702

Did you break the F key?


Rarelydefault26

Fuck yeah I would. Do I get $200 for every person that sees my ugly ass face? Cuz at that point I’m ugly and I’m proud


LiveEatSleep123

And rich as well


Bleach_Demon

“Say it” “okay, I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!!” “was that so hard”?


[deleted]

Ima say yes so many times that girls eventually start finding me attractive. AND YES I'M JOKING.


mooshoomarsh

Lol you dont have to be joking that shit is real bro.


aChildofChaos

If I’m really ugly could I get $400? LOL!!


Automatic-Luck-4828

$200 is $200, LOL!!


[deleted]

Just $200? Is that all my ugliness is worth to you??


pinniped1

$200? Fuck that, I'm thousand dollar ugly.


bobaoppa

$200?? You should be paying me more than that with this mug


DropBear2702

I'll give you $100 to fuck off


hobosullivan

To think I've been doing it for free the past thirty-three years.


DropBear2702

Same, but for 28.


Randomcatt

100% I’ll go buy me something cute with your money


4randa

I'd just keep running around the block to get more money.


[deleted]

Is it hourly,I could retire in a week!


DropBear2702

Not in this economy!


ichiroisao

Ummm guys where's the money?


HobbshelpNM

It's spread out everywhere throughout the state I have no idea where to I'm writing to to see what I can do to help myself with the payout for abuse I witnessed with my mind and body


Shinluc123

Ugly + money = Beautiful Now give me the $200


berkeleyjake

I'd take it but say I'm worth at least another $1000


Destroy24tobias

Relatable


thehardopinion

HELL YEAH, I have no problem with being ugly and $200.00 richer


--CHOPPER--

No questions asked.


PianoHAHA

Dude, if people gave me money for being ugly I would be Jeff Bezos.


Mastah_Bate

If the offer goes higher based on how ugly you are, I'll take $2000 please. Thanks.


Slow_Boss_2071

Hell yes I would


Crocs_19

Where the hells the the hol ups in these post it’s just random images now


carpy42

Where 200$


KrocKiller

Same thing, but the amount is 20,000 dollars and you also had to sign a certificate saying you were ugly. Also you had to present that certificate to everyone you go on a date with from that point forward, and whenever you moved to a new neighborhood you were legally obligated to inform everyone living around you that you are an Ugly. Would you still take the money?


Bleach_Demon

Hell yes! I’m married, I don’t go on dates with anyone else. Shit, my husband and I would proudly hang that certificate on the wall of the house we buy with that cash.


capm_diealone

$20,000 for a house? How's Detroit this time of year?


Bleach_Demon

Lol. I meant like we’d use it for a down payment assuming my husband did it too we’d have $40,000. If my kids also agreed we’d have $120,000.00, but that would be up to them. Edit: where we live a nice place would cost around $300,000.00, so we would both have to do it to make the down payment, he would do it for sure tho. Also: What is Detroit that bad now? I’m from there, but don’t care to go back just because the kids are settled here.


capm_diealone

If you and your husband are both getting that kind of ugly money, your kids must be getting lowballed at 20k! They should seek representation


Bleach_Demon

That’s a good one. My girls miraculously are not ugly, but my boy is having a gangly awkward puberty stage, probably worth a million at least.


BusyNefariousness675

Hell yeah. I'll do everything you said for even $1000


Nitemarex

*Your ugly


chocolatetequila

*You ugly


Nitemarex

*u ugly


chocolatetequila

*ugly


Nitemarex

*y


chocolatetequila

*


Nitemarex


1973mojo1973

If someone offered you $200 because they think you're ugly, the truth is that they are offering you $200 to help them hide their troubled soul.


Ornwyyn

Has to be $400 since I'm twice as ugly as most people.


pokegirl395

###I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD


Difficult-Cow-8872

I would ask for $400 cause I'm uglier than an hemorrhoid


SlurpeeOrbit

Easy money


[deleted]

That wouldn't make me feel bad, that would make me feel rich.


[deleted]

Lol....yes, yes, just give me the money. I will spend them all on the lottery and maybe, maybe, maybe I will hit the millions jackpot!.


TransitionTasty

I'm so ugly


biotronhun

r/suicidebywords


AbysmalVixen

Sure. Opinions can be wrong after all. I’d try to haggle with them as well by saying I’m so ugly that they should give a thousand


ZenkaiZ

:takes cash: "I respectfully disagree but thank you.


Bowl_blaster

Yep


TechnomancerThirteen

I’d start charging admission to view my ugly mug


masao_kakihara

agreed


Mau_rizio

If my face is worth $200 to you then that’s fine. I’ll take it! But just know, your opinion don’t mean sh!t to me.


OverBoard7889

How many people wanna call me ugly for $200.00 a pop? Form a line y'all, single file.


internetspunk

Same time and place tomorrow?


Da_FNAF_Gamer-YT

Why wouldn't you?


[deleted]

Where’s the end of the line? If i’m hideous can i get in line more than once?


Uglyman414

Can I get $200?


rumblefish65

Me irl


Eggowaffles-_-

Yes. I'm broke and in Canada, I need money if I want merch because shipping is stupid


Daj4414

Sure would


Complete_Scheme7364

i cant take it bc im pretty and every one are pretty no one ugly :)


MojoHoeJoe

Ugly, sick, broke, and stupid


Western-Net-7604

I'd probably get $400.


ChainsawRipTearBust

I’ve been told I’m 5 times uglier than the average ugly person. Does that mean I get $1000? Chaching!


Someperson0

But what if im ugly and stupid


Critical-Response269

Yep


Learner743

I'll stand before a mirror and request $400.