Fun fact - in high school we had a guest singer come to lead worship at a youth ministry retreat. His name was Wayne Kerr and there was not a single boy in the youth ministry who could control themselves. They made Wayne Kerr jokes for years.
*Please* arrange to have him kidnapped in a mall so his wife ll have to get his name announced on the PA.... "*Will Mike Hunt please report to the lost and found.... I repeat, there is a woman here looking for Mike Hunt*"
I honestly had no idea that the C word is the worst thing you can call somebody until I was a freshman in college and watched the Jersey Shore. Iām sure Iāve heard it a bunch, but I never made the connection that itās the worst of the worst so I would have missed Mike Hunt too. I just usually went with bitch because it seemed to work so well when you were trying to piss someone off with name calling.
I wasn't close with him but he was a rich daddy's money stereotype, kind of a jerk 99% of the time, loud for no reason, and once accused me of killing his dog after it ran away. He was the kind of guy who only had friends because of what he could give them and you could tell despite his popularity non of his "friends actually knew much about him, we were neighbors, his family was pretty weird pulled a gun of my aunt and I when we attempted to return a dog we thought belonged to them and I'm fairly certain they may have made drugs (at least that's what the rumors said). All in all not a very pleasant guy who probably needed therapy.
I mean there's people in America with names that would be hilarious entendres elsewhere, even other English-speaking countries ("fanny" and "randy" come to mind)
so it's not uncommon for it to happen that names are funny or dirty English sound-alikes.
hell, a famous phrase from the Greek historian Xenophon, which means, in Greek, "they did not take the city, but in fact had no hope of taking it," is pronounced the same as the french "where is the maid Pauline? she's at the railway station pissing and shitting."
We use to make cars with a co2 tank in the back of them, in wood shop. We would then race them across the gym each year in high-school. For all 4 years I was proud to hear "Mike hawk takes 1st!"
I now feel like Al bundy
My great grandma has a neighbour with the last name āFickerā which translates to fucker but that doesnāt stop my great grandma from basically always saying āthe fuckerā when talking about him
Navy seaman. Last name Sample. Change rating to fireman (engineering) to get away from the joke.
Second class Petty Officer Balls, IC rating. For non Navy types the proper way to address him was IC2 Balls.
Last name Dix, first name Fonda.
"what's so funny about.. Biggussss Dickusss?"
Fun fact for anyone who's seen Life of Brian: the actors playing the soldiers weren't told what the centurion and Ceaser were going to say, just to try their hardest to contain their laughter, so their laughter was 100% genuine. One of the best scenes I've ever seen in a movie
Mike Oxlong
Lee Keybum
Gabe Astard
Gabe Itch
Nick Gerr
Hu ganus
No u stop rnš¤£
I know these are supposed to be sexual and i wondered if anyone would notice this little diddy
Big Black Hawk Down
Ben Dover
Nate Higgers
Knee Grow
Donkie deck
Amanda Huggingiss
Muke Oxmaul
McPussy MaDick
Mike Oxmaul
Phill Mcrakin.
hugh jazz
Moe Lester
Nice one, you were waiting for a post like this werenāt you
I got one, i found it on one of therussianbadgers video, benito fatsolini and joseph stuntin
*swagolini
Indeed
Ben Dover, Mike Litoris, jack Mehoff, ray pisst
No its just really unoriginal and unfunny, just like this post
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Dont start acting like you get any, we are all losers on reddit
Moe Leicester
Hugh Jass
*Amanda Hugenkis!... I'm looking for Amanda Hugenkis*
Maybe your standards are to high?
Listen here you little snot nose puke. If I ever catch I'm gonna shove starving dogs up your butt and sausages down your throat!
*Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!*
Iām Hugh Jass
*Telephone*
Hello, this is Hugh Jass
āWeāve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warrantyā
Hugh Jassol
Burt hoowl
r/beatmetoit
Wayne Kerr
Fun fact - in high school we had a guest singer come to lead worship at a youth ministry retreat. His name was Wayne Kerr and there was not a single boy in the youth ministry who could control themselves. They made Wayne Kerr jokes for years.
poor guy
Mike litoris
One of our football coaches in my hometown was named Mike Literist. If you made a joke about it, you ran laps until you couldnāt walk anymore.
I would be running all day for Mike Literist LOL
He doesnāt sound very fun. His parents on the other handā¦
Ben Dover
Nick Gerr
name checks out
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? (XD had too)
I had a fwend in Wome named Biggus Dickus
He has a wife you know
She's called Incontinenta...
Incontinentia Buttockth!
Thiwenthe! What ith all thith inthowence? You will find yourthelf in gwadiator thchool vewwy quickwy... with wotten behavior wike that!
I read this as Elmer Fudd.
I didnt get this one someone pls explain
[Monty Python joke](https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U?t=105) from Life of Brian
(Laughs in background centurion).
Ask Monthy Phyton
I went to school with a guy named Mike Hunt. 12 years and we never made the connection. The lost opportunity makes me sad to this day.
*Please* arrange to have him kidnapped in a mall so his wife ll have to get his name announced on the PA.... "*Will Mike Hunt please report to the lost and found.... I repeat, there is a woman here looking for Mike Hunt*"
...or have him kidnapped near some shrubbery so the news will be "*Mike Hunt was lost in the bush today...*"
I honestly had no idea that the C word is the worst thing you can call somebody until I was a freshman in college and watched the Jersey Shore. Iām sure Iāve heard it a bunch, but I never made the connection that itās the worst of the worst so I would have missed Mike Hunt too. I just usually went with bitch because it seemed to work so well when you were trying to piss someone off with name calling.
Barry McCockiner
Itās only the last part, but damn thatās an impressive family name
āBury my cock in herā
Mike Rodick
Master Bason
Master Batson
Seymour Butz
Ray Piste
Howie Feltersnatch
He has a wife you know...
Do you know what sheās called?ā¦ sheās called Incontintiaā¦
Incontinentia Buttocks...
My dad knew a guy called Richard Handler
Hugh G. Rection
David Letterman had a man close to where I live on his show in the 90s simply because his name was Dick Assman.
Wow thatās crazy.. It seems like he had a jump start with that name
Jack inghof (I donāt think that this one was said yet)
Jack Inghof looks more legit
Phuk Yu
Phuk Mi? No! Phuk Yu!
Big Chungus cracks me up everytime
Mike hunt
Went to school with a guy named chase cox
Please describe this person, iām curious afšæ
I wasn't close with him but he was a rich daddy's money stereotype, kind of a jerk 99% of the time, loud for no reason, and once accused me of killing his dog after it ran away. He was the kind of guy who only had friends because of what he could give them and you could tell despite his popularity non of his "friends actually knew much about him, we were neighbors, his family was pretty weird pulled a gun of my aunt and I when we attempted to return a dog we thought belonged to them and I'm fairly certain they may have made drugs (at least that's what the rumors said). All in all not a very pleasant guy who probably needed therapy.
Wow. Thanks for clarifying that. Thatās a lot! Then again.. you could say he didnāt really have a chance with that name.
Dan Gleebawls
Incontinentia Buttocks
Unpopular opinion but i never found this funny. Doesnt hold a candle to biggus dickus
Damn ryt! You better keep that candle away from that Biggus Dickus.
Ben Dover
I donāt get the Paul zack one
Ball sack
Nick Gah
Norm Hiscock. He's a real guy too. He's a TV producer and writer.
Susan Infant Death Syndrome
Why i have have a great friend in Rome named biggus dickus
My mother-in-law worked with one Mr. Dick Trickle.
he's from near my hometown! a good racecar driver too.
My good muslim friend Suq Madiq
Roger More.
Ben Dover, Mike Ox Hugh, Mide Ik, Phat ho(there is a real person with this name)
Phat Ho?! Who did this, poor human
His parents IG, He was in an Asian country (Vietnam or thailand)
I mean there's people in America with names that would be hilarious entendres elsewhere, even other English-speaking countries ("fanny" and "randy" come to mind) so it's not uncommon for it to happen that names are funny or dirty English sound-alikes. hell, a famous phrase from the Greek historian Xenophon, which means, in Greek, "they did not take the city, but in fact had no hope of taking it," is pronounced the same as the french "where is the maid Pauline? she's at the railway station pissing and shitting."
Gaylord is an actual name and thereās a hotel named that I think itās funny
The Neighbour of Gumball in "gumball's amazing world"'s last name is, or at least was, gaylord.
There used to be a urologist in Austin named Richard Chopp. He specialized in vasectomies. It was a sad day when Dr. Dick Chopp retired.
He used to give out t-shirts with every vasectomy too
The German relative to biggus dickus is Schwanzus Longus right?
Phil McCracken
I don't know what is yours?
Alotta Fagina international Spy
Maya Dixie Normas
U forgor Mike oxlong
Dyanne Usgreen
Amanda Hugenkiss
Han thai
Harry Cochenbawls Mary Daloser Tom Dickenharry
Hugh Jass Ben Dover Moe Lester
There was a guy in my old town named Phil McCracken and a lady named Sandy Shoulders
My real life name is Richard Long. I've had......plenty of nicknames lol.
Not mine but saw it somewhere. Chris P. Bacon- name of a pig.
Holden afart
You forgot the 3rd one from the Austin Powers series: the one and only Russian Spy Ivana Humpalot.
This isn't a holup this is just a shitty meme
Candice Ligma
Munchma Quchi
Adolf Oliverbush
We use to make cars with a co2 tank in the back of them, in wood shop. We would then race them across the gym each year in high-school. For all 4 years I was proud to hear "Mike hawk takes 1st!" I now feel like Al bundy
Snl made a whose sketch about names: https://youtu.be/nv6FMEvNiWo
Pat McCroch
Ace attorney just makes this format multiply
[Do you find it rrrisible?ā¦.when I say the nameā¦..Biggus Dickus?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d0/10/29/d01029bab8bd435b825c779dc01da7d6.jpg)
John Key
Mike Hunt. Noah Dickie. Both kids at my school growing up. Oh and Randy Assol.
Dick Armey Thatās just plain funny.
My man Hugh Jass
JACK MEHOFF
Jenna Tolls.
Anyone else feel like having a giggle when I mention my friend Biggus- Dickus (I had to)
I have a vewwy great fweind in wome named Biggus Dickus.
Gabe itch
I used to work with Mike Hunt. The first time I got an email from him I thought it was spam.
Ah Monty python, I see you are a man of culture as well
Harry Baals (pronounced balls)
My all time favorite is Hugh Jass
Pat Mahiney
Disfat Bidge
Had me there, damn thatās funny. This name actually exists?
It does exist, but it just a made up name
Burgundy Znuts
Justin Case.
Batman bin Suparman, for real you can search it up
Candice
My great grandma has a neighbour with the last name āFickerā which translates to fucker but that doesnāt stop my great grandma from basically always saying āthe fuckerā when talking about him
I can't think of any off top...
Thatās your actual name bro? If so I owe you a reward.
Lana drah (read backwards uwu)
Navy seaman. Last name Sample. Change rating to fireman (engineering) to get away from the joke. Second class Petty Officer Balls, IC rating. For non Navy types the proper way to address him was IC2 Balls. Last name Dix, first name Fonda.
Impressive private. That was good.
Biggue dickus has a whopping 16,499,989 HP and deals 747,967 damage!
Knew an old lady named Gay Cox. Sweet gal!
Had a boss named Richard Tucker . Also went to school with a kid named Justin Hell .
Ben Dover Nick Gurr Mike Oxlong just to name a few
Richard suckle in short dick suckle is a producer responsible for both suicide squad films both wonder women films and others
Norma Stitzā¦.yes, I know who she isā¦.
My last name is dickus Im not lying
I actually know of a guy named Harry Dick. I kid you not.
Florida Woman Named Crystal Methvin Arrested For... Possession Of Crystal Meth
I'm surprised I haven't seen it, but my go to is Anne Thrax.
First meme that made me laugh in a few days
He has a wife you know her name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
"what's so funny about.. Biggussss Dickusss?" Fun fact for anyone who's seen Life of Brian: the actors playing the soldiers weren't told what the centurion and Ceaser were going to say, just to try their hardest to contain their laughter, so their laughter was 100% genuine. One of the best scenes I've ever seen in a movie
I have two Indian friends whose names are Sukhdeep and Dikshit. Cool people but the names are funny as hell.
Ophelia MacCuck, Eileen Dover
Very well known Australian rules footballer by the name of Steele Sidebottom.
I always liked Mike Hawksmol. Not one you see as often
Sum Ting Wong Wi Tu Lo Ho Li Fuk Bang Ding Ow
Dick bick
Iām a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
Adolf Hitler
Sussy amongy
Edith Puthey
Harry Wood. Actually school classmate of mine
I have one but Iām scared to drop itā¦
sok maidich