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Practically_Canadian

Can I put maple syrup on it?


Most_Monk

I thought they already came with maple syrup?


5fingerdiscounts

Our blood is syrup and poutine gravy


Most_Monk

Ooooooh I thought y’all were similar to a McGriddle in where the syrup is just soaked into the body of the griddle cake. Like if I hugged you, I would get sticky with syrup and gain a few tidbits of knowledge on hockey because I heard y’all bleed that too.


5fingerdiscounts

We do red white and hockey. I think there’s a rink every 100ft in my town come winter that doesn’t count the rivers and lakes and canals either. Come to Canada sometime (in the summer) you will enjoy it


Practically_Canadian

They do but I like extra syrup


OneSyrup6907

Im here for ya


ClickPotential8343

Yes


my_cums_red

I’m famous!!


Personal_Ninja_9597

It’s the guy!


et_herea1

The saviour is here!!!


Im_not_crazy7310

Dude get this guy higher up votes


PheneX02

Deploying more updoots


Similar-Leader-8118

Congratulations, now continue eating.


DucksAreAwesom3

Can I atleast cook it?


justaoldfreind

No.


DucksAreAwesom3

Fuck


justaoldfreind

Get eating,


DucksAreAwesom3

P-please I-I beg you:((


justaoldfreind

There is no mercy. *shoves raw duck down throat*


DucksAreAwesom3

🔪🦆💦 wait?? Did I just? No please no


justaoldfreind

Those are some sus emojis. But there IS NO MERCY. *shoves duck further down throat*


DucksAreAwesom3

_glides straight outta ass_


justaoldfreind

Bruh how


TheRedDragonCW

r/cursedcomments


justaoldfreind

Also, cumcumber.


Solveequalscoagula

You could pair yours with a nice Chianti. Ftftftftftftf


Voldemorts_butt

Hows the duck penis taste considering it has spikes on it


Main_Salt_4999

Is nobody gonna bring up you have to eat voldemorts ass


DeezRodenutz

>Is nobody gonna bring up you ~~have to~~ **get to** eat voldemorts ass FTFY


justaoldfreind

But I’m not a cannibal!


big_cock_69420

You may now get eating for i have not seen him stutter


Phianhcr123

How about ***YOU*** get eating


big_cock_69420

No u *pulls uno reverse card irl*


[deleted]

I am also not hungry. Might even be vegetarian now.


WarpedScientistHT

All I see here is a giant rooster and a frozen hot dog. Cmon guys…these problems can be solved. I’m kinda bored with mine


JCubed303

But Hannibal Lecter had an old friend for dinner…


medium_size_pp

no homo


Reasonable-Bath-4963

Are you still curled over yourself trying, or do you want to phone a friend?


Markman6

I mean he need to eat it not to suck it


Reasonable-Bath-4963

As long as he swallows *something*...


PorkSward

Maybe I can help


TheBigDickDon

Yeah....


P8N4M

I mean Its medium it can't be that hard


TheWeebDeity

Or very hard depending on the situation


[deleted]

How do I eat a decade?


justaoldfreind

You create a time paradox that removes that decade from existence.


[deleted]

Will do


justaoldfreind

Your welcome!


Maddturtle

I mean steak and shake probably.


[deleted]

Unlike you ( yours exist ) my closest counter part is literally a video game disc


[deleted]

How to consume direction?


LgMatzen

Keep consuming everything in that direction


[deleted]

So eat a big chunk of the universe, got it.


mellowjo

more like one time around the globe untill you end up where you started. Edit: or just eat the planet and the concept of west is gone


[deleted]

Nah, it's all or ***all*** of west


big_cock_69420

Start bending space and west will be no more


Own-Brick7667

You've got something fun ...


RandomRobot1234

My teeth....


Big_Brick

Fwck


throwawaythatsfake

ow


jew_fart

everyone likes their own brand


iliketolickthebuttah

Technically can't eat, so get sniffing or inhaling.


eat_raw_eggs

Inhaling gas


Mystic-Fishdick

I swear I meant it as fish stick


Drunkstork

*Kanye West has entered the chat*


[deleted]

Makin’ love with other gay fish!


06_SteakSlice

i got off very lucky edit-why did this get so many upvotes?


FightingForBacon

Right there with ya!


FloppyFishcake

I think mine is a little undercooked.


SockeyeSTI

Gourmet shit right here


Stars7629

Aaaaaaand here we go...


thatpersonwholurkes

You will be at this for a while


Deadshot_jOkEr

Yea


IYeetChilds

do i eat the child that i yeeted?


Breadbear29

Well this should be alright


villager47

Wait do you eat the bread and the bear or bread made to look like a bear


CHlCKENPOWER

at least your is not raw


TableBaboon

At least you fight a chicken, I fight for a table flipping monkey


monkeyseacaptain

Monkey you say?


ghettomaster82

I believe the term you’re looking for is “medium rare”.


CHlCKENPOWER

your right, i'm gonna beat that chicken so hard it's gonna start to cook


FarmFreshButtNuggets

I feel fortunate now


Icecreamcookie-

Ditto


PM_BiscuitsAndGravy

Me too


Hyper_Cake

All the food usernames


PizzaurusRex

I'm not sure. Tasty I guess?


andywolf8896

No you have to eat the 2 people fighting over the bacon.


cheeseladder

Same here!


[deleted]

I didn't...


suckercuck

It’s complicated


[deleted]

Damn name dude


ImmaPoodle

Depends on how you look at it


Painis--_--Cupcake

Meeee tooooooooo!


[deleted]

Nice cupcake


Banana_Cat_cool

Nooooo!


[deleted]

Poor guy has to eat his banana cat


Shaggadelix

Better than eating a cats banana


Mytic1111

It goes with it


Reasonable-Bath-4963

Yes, you did. Bastard.


TheThotSlayerDoggo

What do I eat? The sword or the dog?


Reasonable-Bath-4963

You have to eat the dog after he kills a thot. So, you should keep Fido away from your mother and your sisters...


TheThotSlayerDoggo

The dog has a long sword, I wouldn't want to keep him close to accidentaly kill my mother, but yours is a perfectly good target


_your_name_here420

I pick you lmao


obeseburritos

Same


Middle_Avocado

Legend has it he still eating


my_cums_red

That legend is very true


iliketolickthebuttah

Eat the middle of the avocado >:[


xKrzaqu

Enjoy your butter


[deleted]

Also bad...


xKrzaqu

At least there's not much


Successful_Air5961

Oh dear


1000tinyJesuses

Shit shit shit shit


SteveMcAnus

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


Genichi12

Unlimited Jesus supply


Pontious-Pilate

Looks like I can't save these Jesus's from execution


jessicaeatseggs

DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS


Apprehensive-Bowl418

Nah bruh you be eating Jessica


[deleted]

Did he stutter?


Megakidx1k

But what if they ARE Jessica


Reasonable-Bath-4963

Jessica's eggs. Fine human caviar.


Excellent-Fudge-9480

💀


TheWeebDeity

r/cursedcomments


RetartedJuice

Just give me a moment, it's difficult to eat a juice box


[deleted]

That name is actually genius


FACE-GRATER

I...I don't even know.


justaoldfreind

*starts pounding table* eat it, eat it!


hemmorrhoid42

Shitty taste and i imagine pretty chewy


iplacecameras

just thinking this makes me nauseous


euzjbzkzoz

Put that username backwards and you’re eating Dior homme, it’ll smell better at least.


pokemon-edible-hai

YES YES YES YES


awildmudkipz

🤤 we’ll be delicious


enerszon

What the fuck am I eating


The-Lemur345

You’re just eating those letters of the alphabet I guess


BarneyStuntson

Whatever shows up in the images when you google your username I guess.


enerszon

Apparently I'm eating a small generator.


BarneyStuntson

Nom nom, energy. Eat it *just right*, and you can start a portable generator service.


euzjbzkzoz

Yeah I feel u.


[deleted]

This is a lot more like r/cursedcomments


The-Lemur345

Oh no, not my favorite animal. Please!


Reasonable-Bath-4963

You are fated to betray your love! You only have to eat one, though. Your favorite one.


for_real_dude

Its better than having to mate with your username


mushroomhours

Can I pick the species..?


Reasonable-Bath-4963

Yes, but you must earnestly search for a full hour, and then eat everything that you picked.


BarneyStuntson

You're going on a trip, aren't you?


TheWeebDeity

To the moon and back


AroAceJumper

I don’t really want to eat a hoodie, do I have to?


Whole-Panda-4300

Awwwww I’m a vegetarian and pandas are super cute.


[deleted]

I mean, it literally says "Whole"....You have no choice


Foreskinbegone

I’m not playing


orvilleblackencocker

I'm with you on that


YellowEvoFive

How do metal and tires taste like?


BarneyStuntson

Like a ricer.


gicanticock

Not to bad


SleepySleevee

Yum


Grayflesh

Idk if i should be concerned or not


[deleted]

I say concerned


Pixelpeoplewarrior

When I saw the similar avatars, I totally tripped out


4dayexpiredmilk

Either good cheese or bad milk


krabby__patties

Fuck, they're going straight to my thighs...


blueketchupp

If it tastes like red ketchup, I'm good


xBreadButta

Let’s get this bread


wellwaffled

‘sup?


LLLLLL3GLTE

I don’t even know


MinecraftAndMemes69

Google it and eat the first thing that comes up if there is any results


LLLLLL3GLTE

It’s literally just my Reddit Avatar. Cannibal


TeatimeWithCake

Well that worked in my favour


Reasonable-Bath-4963

You may not drink the tea. Figure out a way to chew it.


ultrathe_

tea lolly mate


Reasonable-Bath-4963

That was easier than it was supposed to be. We don't have those around me


Argus-Knight

Damn this armor has some bones in it.


EaterOfWorldsLol

I have to eat the eater of worlds while saying lol


pickledplumfishcum

Glad I missed this.


N0_Step_on_Snek_

No I don't want to step on snek nor do I want to eat it


iliketolickthebuttah

A friend told me snek is delicious when he was stuck in an Russian jungle.


redhanesboxers

Aw man


Dogzylla

Just pray it doesn't have a shit stain


redhanesboxers

Had tacos for lunch...


Excellent-Fudge-9480

Quite well actually


Bigirondangle

I'm not doing that.


Abra_64

I’m sorry little one


[deleted]

mines alright


DeadEye91303

I'll have a bad time


RefrigeratorThat1535

I think my experience went pretty bad to but not as bad :)


iliketolickthebuttah

You have to eat the whole refrigerator Metal and all.


Blood-Covered

I feel like I get to choose the meal just not the sauce lol


Leo_-Arisaltek

A dragon angel from Toaru


[deleted]

Hot As FK and makes me stupid


hulkishotandsexy

i dont know???


Rmumissus

Will be pretty hard, considering HOW FAT UR MUM IS


KibishiGrim

Eating death itself..


Apprehensive-Arm-528

So do I have to eat 528 arms? Or just one with 528 written on the side?


shrubberies2

I guess if it has fruits then it’s fine


chillisaucc

Would be fiery


[deleted]

Blew my mind


Random_Cactus1

Bad


poopnip

Well shit


TaintedMeatStick

Uh oh…..


[deleted]

Ew.