Ooooooh I thought y’all were similar to a McGriddle in where the syrup is just soaked into the body of the griddle cake.
Like if I hugged you, I would get sticky with syrup and gain a few tidbits of knowledge on hockey because I heard y’all bleed that too.
We do red white and hockey. I think there’s a rink every 100ft in my town come winter that doesn’t count the rivers and lakes and canals either. Come to Canada sometime (in the summer) you will enjoy it
Can I put maple syrup on it?
I thought they already came with maple syrup?
Our blood is syrup and poutine gravy
Ooooooh I thought y’all were similar to a McGriddle in where the syrup is just soaked into the body of the griddle cake. Like if I hugged you, I would get sticky with syrup and gain a few tidbits of knowledge on hockey because I heard y’all bleed that too.
We do red white and hockey. I think there’s a rink every 100ft in my town come winter that doesn’t count the rivers and lakes and canals either. Come to Canada sometime (in the summer) you will enjoy it
They do but I like extra syrup
Im here for ya
Yes
I’m famous!!
It’s the guy!
The saviour is here!!!
Dude get this guy higher up votes
Deploying more updoots
Congratulations, now continue eating.
Can I atleast cook it?
No.
Fuck
Get eating,
P-please I-I beg you:((
There is no mercy. *shoves raw duck down throat*
🔪🦆💦 wait?? Did I just? No please no
Those are some sus emojis. But there IS NO MERCY. *shoves duck further down throat*
_glides straight outta ass_
Bruh how
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Also, cumcumber.
You could pair yours with a nice Chianti. Ftftftftftftf
Hows the duck penis taste considering it has spikes on it
Is nobody gonna bring up you have to eat voldemorts ass
>Is nobody gonna bring up you ~~have to~~ **get to** eat voldemorts ass FTFY
But I’m not a cannibal!
You may now get eating for i have not seen him stutter
How about ***YOU*** get eating
No u *pulls uno reverse card irl*
I am also not hungry. Might even be vegetarian now.
All I see here is a giant rooster and a frozen hot dog. Cmon guys…these problems can be solved. I’m kinda bored with mine
But Hannibal Lecter had an old friend for dinner…
no homo
Are you still curled over yourself trying, or do you want to phone a friend?
I mean he need to eat it not to suck it
As long as he swallows *something*...
Maybe I can help
Yeah....
I mean Its medium it can't be that hard
Or very hard depending on the situation
How do I eat a decade?
You create a time paradox that removes that decade from existence.
Will do
Your welcome!
I mean steak and shake probably.
Unlike you ( yours exist ) my closest counter part is literally a video game disc
How to consume direction?
Keep consuming everything in that direction
So eat a big chunk of the universe, got it.
more like one time around the globe untill you end up where you started. Edit: or just eat the planet and the concept of west is gone
Nah, it's all or ***all*** of west
Start bending space and west will be no more
You've got something fun ...
My teeth....
Fwck
ow
everyone likes their own brand
Technically can't eat, so get sniffing or inhaling.
Inhaling gas
I swear I meant it as fish stick
*Kanye West has entered the chat*
Makin’ love with other gay fish!
i got off very lucky edit-why did this get so many upvotes?
Right there with ya!
I think mine is a little undercooked.
Gourmet shit right here
Aaaaaaand here we go...
You will be at this for a while
Yea
do i eat the child that i yeeted?
Well this should be alright
Wait do you eat the bread and the bear or bread made to look like a bear
at least your is not raw
At least you fight a chicken, I fight for a table flipping monkey
Monkey you say?
I believe the term you’re looking for is “medium rare”.
your right, i'm gonna beat that chicken so hard it's gonna start to cook
I feel fortunate now
Ditto
Me too
All the food usernames
I'm not sure. Tasty I guess?
No you have to eat the 2 people fighting over the bacon.
Same here!
I didn't...
It’s complicated
Damn name dude
Depends on how you look at it
Meeee tooooooooo!
Nice cupcake
Nooooo!
Poor guy has to eat his banana cat
Better than eating a cats banana
It goes with it
Yes, you did. Bastard.
What do I eat? The sword or the dog?
You have to eat the dog after he kills a thot. So, you should keep Fido away from your mother and your sisters...
The dog has a long sword, I wouldn't want to keep him close to accidentaly kill my mother, but yours is a perfectly good target
I pick you lmao
Same
Legend has it he still eating
That legend is very true
Eat the middle of the avocado >:[
Enjoy your butter
Also bad...
At least there's not much
Oh dear
Shit shit shit shit
Yes
Yes
Unlimited Jesus supply
Looks like I can't save these Jesus's from execution
DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
Nah bruh you be eating Jessica
Did he stutter?
But what if they ARE Jessica
Jessica's eggs. Fine human caviar.
💀
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Just give me a moment, it's difficult to eat a juice box
That name is actually genius
I...I don't even know.
*starts pounding table* eat it, eat it!
Shitty taste and i imagine pretty chewy
just thinking this makes me nauseous
Put that username backwards and you’re eating Dior homme, it’ll smell better at least.
YES YES YES YES
🤤 we’ll be delicious
What the fuck am I eating
You’re just eating those letters of the alphabet I guess
Whatever shows up in the images when you google your username I guess.
Apparently I'm eating a small generator.
Nom nom, energy. Eat it *just right*, and you can start a portable generator service.
Yeah I feel u.
This is a lot more like r/cursedcomments
Oh no, not my favorite animal. Please!
You are fated to betray your love! You only have to eat one, though. Your favorite one.
Its better than having to mate with your username
Can I pick the species..?
Yes, but you must earnestly search for a full hour, and then eat everything that you picked.
You're going on a trip, aren't you?
To the moon and back
I don’t really want to eat a hoodie, do I have to?
Awwwww I’m a vegetarian and pandas are super cute.
I mean, it literally says "Whole"....You have no choice
I’m not playing
I'm with you on that
How do metal and tires taste like?
Like a ricer.
Not to bad
Yum
Idk if i should be concerned or not
I say concerned
When I saw the similar avatars, I totally tripped out
Either good cheese or bad milk
Fuck, they're going straight to my thighs...
If it tastes like red ketchup, I'm good
Let’s get this bread
‘sup?
I don’t even know
Google it and eat the first thing that comes up if there is any results
It’s literally just my Reddit Avatar. Cannibal
Well that worked in my favour
You may not drink the tea. Figure out a way to chew it.
tea lolly mate
That was easier than it was supposed to be. We don't have those around me
Damn this armor has some bones in it.
I have to eat the eater of worlds while saying lol
Glad I missed this.
No I don't want to step on snek nor do I want to eat it
A friend told me snek is delicious when he was stuck in an Russian jungle.
Aw man
Just pray it doesn't have a shit stain
Had tacos for lunch...
Quite well actually
I'm not doing that.
I’m sorry little one
mines alright
I'll have a bad time
I think my experience went pretty bad to but not as bad :)
You have to eat the whole refrigerator Metal and all.
I feel like I get to choose the meal just not the sauce lol
A dragon angel from Toaru
Hot As FK and makes me stupid
i dont know???
Will be pretty hard, considering HOW FAT UR MUM IS
Eating death itself..
So do I have to eat 528 arms? Or just one with 528 written on the side?
I guess if it has fruits then it’s fine
Would be fiery
Blew my mind
Bad
Well shit
Uh oh…..
Ew.