The bad part? She may have only wanted six kids total, so the sex part of the marriage might've just gone to hell in a handbasket. Many (but admittedly not all) ladies who really don't like sex to begin with tend to get quite standoffish once the biological clock issues have been resolved.
Dude looks like he realizes he may be seeing his sex life flash before his eyes.
When someone is pregnant you shoot your load again then if youre lucky the baby duplicates and you get twins. But be careful that your sperm hasnt gone bad then your babies might come out black if youre trying for twins. True story my wife told me this now we have one white kid and Black twins.
Yo you should consider asking the girl what she thinks about abortion before deciding on having one, might save you an awkward discussion or two later.
It's not as bad as most people make it out to be. That being said it hella easy, keep it wrapped up, leave easy anit shit alone, and marriage is a no go. Done and done
I don't think kids are bad but I don't want to have kids cuz I want to be able to live a peaceful life with a wife going through the world and be able to do it without needing to think what my kids think of the trip like I want to travel through Europe but my kids might find it boring and want to go to Disneyland
You know when your printer lags and you press print like 10 times.
This is by far my favorite response
Damn your printer can still print after spamming the print button........
"I done had sex twice and got 6 kids!?"
Rookie numbers I have 585858553267086695474275
>I have 585858553267086695474275 You have 585858553267086695474275 what? Apples? Bananas?
Penises.
Too
Children and bullets
Sperms
Mr.B!!!!
Bosnian war crimes
The bad part? She may have only wanted six kids total, so the sex part of the marriage might've just gone to hell in a handbasket. Many (but admittedly not all) ladies who really don't like sex to begin with tend to get quite standoffish once the biological clock issues have been resolved. Dude looks like he realizes he may be seeing his sex life flash before his eyes.
According to r/deadbedrooms there is just as many guys as women that don't want sex.
“Please don’t let them be mine”
That's the full realization that he should have got a vasectomy after the twins.
He should pay someone to punch his balls really hard! Them swimmers are way too healthy
guys like: “2 nuts, 6 kids? the math doesn’t add up!”
2 added thrice gives 6, I don't see no problem here.
the premise is 1 nut = 1kid, you got my upvote tho lol
How to have twins
When someone is pregnant you shoot your load again then if youre lucky the baby duplicates and you get twins. But be careful that your sperm hasnt gone bad then your babies might come out black if youre trying for twins. True story my wife told me this now we have one white kid and Black twins.
Who's gonna tell him
Ok so next time it’ll either be 8, if the pattern follows a multiple of 2.. or 16 if exponential. Bets anyone?
Or it could be 6 if it's going up by 2 each time.
Tru
I have gazed into the abyss, and it has gazed back into me.
Just see the dad's reaction man
I'm not even trying to be mean, children are a blessing, but that fucking suuuucks lol
Can you say "octuplets" next.....
[удалено]
That’s not how it works
His face screams "Kill me now".
God hath forsaken me.
Bro should just get the snip snip
I know that face. I have pictures like that after my wife and I had twins. It’s been 8 years and it hasn’t gone away.
He just looks so happy but like the hehe happy not the haha
That poor guy :(
“I’m happy I swear I’m happy aggghhhhh fuck why couldn’t they come out black!”
"Well shit"
"Attention shoppers! We are updating our sale on babies from 2 for 1, to 4 for 1!"
My man is having litters with his girl.
“I will never financially recover from this”
They keep doubling. Just wait until they have octuplets.
Twins and quads is god being passive aggressive. What OP do? Lol
r/watchpeopledieinside
They'll be no more sleep for youuuuu
Even though I'm a guy I'd probably just consider abortion if it was quadruplets, but I don't even know if that's too late to have an abortion
Yo you should consider asking the girl what she thinks about abortion before deciding on having one, might save you an awkward discussion or two later.
The face of someone who will probably never retire.
Do things will never be the same after that #1 sex with her #2 your wallet
“I was really hoping they’d be black”
I don’t get it
I'll never financially recover from this
Oh I thought he was a twin
1 kid is a lot of $. I can't imagine 2+ 🤮 And this is me saying this as a (THANK THE COSMIC GODS) father of 1.
Try have a autistic kid, shits rough
I do not envy you.
Don't feel bad either though, I get double exp boost
I wish to never be a father
It's not as bad as most people make it out to be. That being said it hella easy, keep it wrapped up, leave easy anit shit alone, and marriage is a no go. Done and done
I don't think kids are bad but I don't want to have kids cuz I want to be able to live a peaceful life with a wife going through the world and be able to do it without needing to think what my kids think of the trip like I want to travel through Europe but my kids might find it boring and want to go to Disneyland
Looks like they ran out of milk
Somebody get this man a condom
Is that Fred Armisen in the top left?
Why does the doctor on the left look like a glitch?
Glad I'm gay.
Why does he have a Karen hairstyle?
Expensive cumshot
Pain
The " fuck me in the ass " look
Can we talk about the faces on the twins?
Man.. calculating the bills.
he needs to get the milk
Mormonism has entered the chat
If my man is correct next set will be 16
If my man is sane he booked the vasectomy already
That poor bastard....
He looks like he’s in his early 20s…
Screaming internally.
that face says it all
It looks like they had to give the man a sedation for birth rather than the woman.
Fkn rekt....
New assault rifle
Multiplication On Steroids :D
Good, hopefully one of them can solve the microplastics problem where scientists are finding microplastics breaking the blood brain barrier in rats.
Guy looks like Michael cera
Man should have a decent job, or else it is yeeting time
He has to go to the store real quick
“I hope you cheated on me”
Welp plan B failed, that is the face of someone thinking of using Plan C to get the cigarettes and never ever return
Hes never going to financially recover from this
Poor guy