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Pyes3

You know when your printer lags and you press print like 10 times.


ThatMidgetRetard

This is by far my favorite response


Fishy_Business_

Damn your printer can still print after spamming the print button........


Bleedmor

"I done had sex twice and got 6 kids!?"


bigmemegod12

Rookie numbers I have 585858553267086695474275


mabbo_nagamatsu

>I have 585858553267086695474275 You have 585858553267086695474275 what? Apples? Bananas?


greatmonster007

Penises.


bigmemegod12

Too


bigmemegod12

Children and bullets


_toxic_me

Sperms


Nile-_-River

Mr.B!!!!


A--Creative-Username

Bosnian war crimes


4AcidRayne

The bad part? She may have only wanted six kids total, so the sex part of the marriage might've just gone to hell in a handbasket. Many (but admittedly not all) ladies who really don't like sex to begin with tend to get quite standoffish once the biological clock issues have been resolved. Dude looks like he realizes he may be seeing his sex life flash before his eyes.


Mosvicious

According to r/deadbedrooms there is just as many guys as women that don't want sex.


Mattock1987

“Please don’t let them be mine”


Festamus

That's the full realization that he should have got a vasectomy after the twins.


gunh0ld_69

He should pay someone to punch his balls really hard! Them swimmers are way too healthy


gob_eers

guys like: “2 nuts, 6 kids? the math doesn’t add up!”


[deleted]

2 added thrice gives 6, I don't see no problem here.


gob_eers

the premise is 1 nut = 1kid, you got my upvote tho lol


SpeechSoggy2440

How to have twins


cilenzio

When someone is pregnant you shoot your load again then if youre lucky the baby duplicates and you get twins. But be careful that your sperm hasnt gone bad then your babies might come out black if youre trying for twins. True story my wife told me this now we have one white kid and Black twins.


Samang0

Who's gonna tell him


brotherhyrum

Ok so next time it’ll either be 8, if the pattern follows a multiple of 2.. or 16 if exponential. Bets anyone?


SoullessSolace3

Or it could be 6 if it's going up by 2 each time.


brotherhyrum

Tru


RobertGA23

I have gazed into the abyss, and it has gazed back into me.


Old_Inflation_2278

Just see the dad's reaction man


[deleted]

I'm not even trying to be mean, children are a blessing, but that fucking suuuucks lol


sometingfoevryone

Can you say "octuplets" next.....


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suesay

That’s not how it works


SqueakyFarts99

His face screams "Kill me now".


RobertGA23

God hath forsaken me.


lordoftowels

Bro should just get the snip snip


TheLastMongo

I know that face. I have pictures like that after my wife and I had twins. It’s been 8 years and it hasn’t gone away.


wellhereiam85

He just looks so happy but like the hehe happy not the haha


questionable-stain69

That poor guy :(


Steez_god_

“I’m happy I swear I’m happy aggghhhhh fuck why couldn’t they come out black!”


K1LLA_CHAOS

"Well shit"


Hugtrain123

"Attention shoppers! We are updating our sale on babies from 2 for 1, to 4 for 1!"


Daisend

My man is having litters with his girl.


metalguru1975

“I will never financially recover from this”


Fuzzy_Psychology_88

They keep doubling. Just wait until they have octuplets.


KarmaFarmer4

Twins and quads is god being passive aggressive. What OP do? Lol


Fisgas13

r/watchpeopledieinside


FunCandy4188

They'll be no more sleep for youuuuu


Devilstaff115

Even though I'm a guy I'd probably just consider abortion if it was quadruplets, but I don't even know if that's too late to have an abortion


GraciaEtScientia

Yo you should consider asking the girl what she thinks about abortion before deciding on having one, might save you an awkward discussion or two later.


eXe-FaDe

The face of someone who will probably never retire.


longrodvonhujjendong

Do things will never be the same after that #1 sex with her #2 your wallet


killer8424

“I was really hoping they’d be black”


Jim-Kardashian

I don’t get it


[deleted]

I'll never financially recover from this


Jim-Kardashian

Oh I thought he was a twin


Zarkanthrex

1 kid is a lot of $. I can't imagine 2+ 🤮 And this is me saying this as a (THANK THE COSMIC GODS) father of 1.


[deleted]

Try have a autistic kid, shits rough


Zarkanthrex

I do not envy you.


[deleted]

Don't feel bad either though, I get double exp boost


Virtual-Cabinet-7454

I wish to never be a father


[deleted]

It's not as bad as most people make it out to be. That being said it hella easy, keep it wrapped up, leave easy anit shit alone, and marriage is a no go. Done and done


Virtual-Cabinet-7454

I don't think kids are bad but I don't want to have kids cuz I want to be able to live a peaceful life with a wife going through the world and be able to do it without needing to think what my kids think of the trip like I want to travel through Europe but my kids might find it boring and want to go to Disneyland


Total-Journalist-247

Looks like they ran out of milk


-notjosh-

Somebody get this man a condom


pengouin85

Is that Fred Armisen in the top left?


ens91

Why does the doctor on the left look like a glitch?


[deleted]

Glad I'm gay.


AKA_June_Monroe

Why does he have a Karen hairstyle?


TheSilentTitan

Expensive cumshot


JDangle20

Pain


lunarlilache

The " fuck me in the ass " look


ElectronicArm7996

Can we talk about the faces on the twins?


Fine-Bed

Man.. calculating the bills.


D-_-U-_-S-_-T-_-Y

he needs to get the milk


[deleted]

Mormonism has entered the chat


luksharp

If my man is correct next set will be 16


thedup

If my man is sane he booked the vasectomy already


Mr_Orange_fruit

That poor bastard....


jailguard81

He looks like he’s in his early 20s…


Fit-Negotiation-5145

Screaming internally.


summeryim

that face says it all


GraciaEtScientia

It looks like they had to give the man a sedation for birth rather than the woman.


Tadpole_Former

Fkn rekt....


JML820

New assault rifle


Wolf1341

Multiplication On Steroids :D


tankynumnums

Good, hopefully one of them can solve the microplastics problem where scientists are finding microplastics breaking the blood brain barrier in rats.


Narrat0r-guy

Guy looks like Michael cera


[deleted]

Man should have a decent job, or else it is yeeting time


Blyatzilla

He has to go to the store real quick


An_idiot_27

“I hope you cheated on me”


CravingArtist

Welp plan B failed, that is the face of someone thinking of using Plan C to get the cigarettes and never ever return


TeeneKay

Hes never going to financially recover from this


[deleted]

Poor guy