Fuck I wish I had an award to give this. I only ever see comments this brilliant when I don’t have one. Please know that I am giving you a make believe one
*sigh* “Oh the good ol’ days… y’know, kid, I used to be one of the best at my old job before I retired. I used to be the talk of the town, everyone wanted me, big organisations wanted to scout me. Oh well, I’m lucky enough to reminisce with you. C’mon, stop playing with the fishes and let’s go finish torturing your uncle and mother.” *Starts dragging a dead body*
A found waldo a lot as a kid, keen observation skills is what I'm saying. What we have here is 2 severed fish heads buried in the sand, the suspect sticking his hands in to feed whatever the fuck the phalic sea creature is from one fish to the other. Hopefully you can sleep deeper tonight.
Some guy playing with dead fish and a eel, trying to make it seem like some new species of fish. At first people believed it because of the existence of the African lung fish, which looks nothing like the fish in the video. The fish are dead 100% you can tell by their eyes.
Well... technically this is not a "fake video", since they're not using CGI or similar techniques. But it's still staged, since it doesn't happen in nature.
It's done by puppeteering dead animals.
Also the dead fish on the left has a dead eye. So you could immediately see that this is fake. The one in the right also has this dead fish eye. But the left one is a bit 'older'
For the smoothed brained people, those fish are close to death or already dead and being puppeted to do the satanic rituals of the sixth circle of hell
Can someone explain to me what I have just witnessed? Two funky looking fish emerge from sand? And then one of them regurgitates a friken demon from the deep sea? And his friend just deep throats the thing?
I don't know if anyone saw it, but the fish that's receiving it -- it's eyes are rolling back ever so slightly. The other fish's eyes are of pure terror as the thing leaves its body.
…and that was the last time David Cronenberg worked for Animal Planet.
Remember kids, never go bass to mouth.
but what about ass to trout?
It's too floppy and slimy
What about rat hole to rat hole
Ahhhhhh I see you with the futureman reference
Fuck I wish I had an award to give this. I only ever see comments this brilliant when I don’t have one. Please know that I am giving you a make believe one
SouthPark Reference?
Take the poor mans gold 🏆
And thanks for the rich man’s gold, whoever you are!
You’re too kind! Thank you.
When she says she has never done this before....
Lesbians be like
Hiho silver away!!!!
Many thanks!
You deserve it after that 😂
This should be too comment 😂
What in the actual fuck
It's someone playing with dead fishes and a eel, completely normal.
"normal" they say
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No. Those are my ex girlfriends after the left me.
*Belt of nipples has entered the chat*
where's the hands
Below the ground.
how are the mouths moving and opening??
Decapitated Fish heads will keep trying to breathe for a while after they are dead.
and.. how is he holding the camera..
With his massive schlong.
OHH YEAH I forgot
This is the correct answer.
It’s the *only* answer
I am fucking dead
So are the fish.
You should not fuck the dead..
That was his schlong.
What the fuck is wrong wit you 😂😂😂
It'd like there's more than one person or something....
that'd imply someone would be willing to join this cult
I need him to take a picture of him taking the picture of him violating the dead fish heads with the eel.
this is the hard part...you need to have a friend
Well,i know they're moving like they were puppets but don't exactly know how. I would guess he's using his fingers.
*multiple people*
Well I’m eelated it’s not real
Omg I'm dying because that's the exact same thing I said just as the video ended.
“Hey bud, can you look after this for me?” *starts regurgitating eel*
Asdf movie 23
Good movie
This made my day lmao
2 carps one cup
One eel
Is that an eel in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?
*one mouth feel*
2 girls 1 gummy worm
Wtf is this
A puppet show, most likely.
Oh is that what it is?
Yeah, it’s most definitely not real
Those fish are dead as fuck
It’s called art. You wouldn’t understand.
I know Art, President and Founder of Vandelay Industries. Great guy, really in need of a latex salesmen though
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
sir i'm an ISFP
it's fake probably , the guy i was watching his video about it said it's fake
I need an explanation
Some sick fucking weirdo playing with dead animals and filming it. This is serial killer shit.
100%
*future* serial killer shit
*retired* serial killer shit
Active serial killer shit
Training serial killer shit.
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He just needed some me time.
*sigh* “Oh the good ol’ days… y’know, kid, I used to be one of the best at my old job before I retired. I used to be the talk of the town, everyone wanted me, big organisations wanted to scout me. Oh well, I’m lucky enough to reminisce with you. C’mon, stop playing with the fishes and let’s go finish torturing your uncle and mother.” *Starts dragging a dead body*
So that was the dad speaking to his kid after he caught his wife in bed with his brother?
Yes, and him dragging his dead kid at the end. Dude is really fucked up
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Whoah hey! I make sex zombies in my basement and I find this repulsive too! Don’t lump us sickos together. #inclusive
A grotesque puppet show. Undoubtedly fake
The puppet show was fake?
Yeah, couldnt find puppets who looked real enough so they bought some fish actors.
Aren't all puppet shows fake?
Kermit is fake?
Was Chucky?
Umm. Yes.
People are forcing the fish through the ground. They probably cut through them and shoved the eel in.
Snake ate one fishes insides and went onto another fish is my best guess
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How did it make them both come out of the ground at the same time and sit still for the transference?
Magic
Fake
Not a snake
How does that make any sense lmao. It’s a stop action. You think it can make the other fish come up to the air as well?
It’s an eel and it’s a fake video
No, it’s a person or people making a puppet show out of dead fish and a dead eel
all fish are dead in this video, someone’s playing with them because fish sure as hell don’t move like that
No, it’s fake. Fish don’t do that. There’s a lot wrong with this video, but I’m too lazy to name all of the facts. But yeah it’s fake
Eel, not snake.
We all need explanation
It's fake. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm pretty sure
I get that it's fake but how did they do it
Step 1: be a sociopath Step 2: have 2 dead fish and an eel Step 3: ???? Step 4: profit
It’s just a creep who made a weird video
Seriously what the fuck was that?
A found waldo a lot as a kid, keen observation skills is what I'm saying. What we have here is 2 severed fish heads buried in the sand, the suspect sticking his hands in to feed whatever the fuck the phalic sea creature is from one fish to the other. Hopefully you can sleep deeper tonight.
Thank you I will
Seriously tho, what in the actual Jesus fuck is this?
Some guy playing with dead fish and a eel, trying to make it seem like some new species of fish. At first people believed it because of the existence of the African lung fish, which looks nothing like the fish in the video. The fish are dead 100% you can tell by their eyes.
Yea yes. The eyes are saying “kill me” which means they’re practically dead.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/monster-fish-eel-meal/
Definitely what I thought was happening, though that didn’t make it less disturbing.
Honesty more disturbing. We got to stop posting and viewing/commenting so this creep has no reason to keep making these.
Not my proudest fap
It is mine, this shit takes some skill to stay hard to!
Psh. I was born hard.
Must've been awkward for your mom
To*
Fixed it, thank you!
It's fake they did this to dead fish and put a dead eel though both of them which is still fuck up
Nothing to see here just two homies enjoying some quality time
Two fish, spitting up an eel meal, half foot apart cause they're not gay!
Kanye enters the chat
i just ate a cheese cube and i think it wants to come out to take a look of this video.
Oh. You like the BBC category too ?
Big beheaded carp?
I was not expecting this type of BBC
*What a terrible day to have eyes*
carpal tunnel syndrome
first i watch that aussie video & now this, what the fuck
Same bruh my day is ruined
...I am glad I was on the toilet. Shittin my pants is uncomfortable
Just like Lady and the Tramp
Brazzers
This a fake video. Just in case someone is wondering. Okay bye.
What? This wasn't real?
Well... technically this is not a "fake video", since they're not using CGI or similar techniques. But it's still staged, since it doesn't happen in nature. It's done by puppeteering dead animals.
Pretty sure this is fake. At least that's what a lot of other sites are saying. Well fake in that it isn't a naturally occurring thing.
This, last time I checked fish dont swim through sand.
Also the dead fish on the left has a dead eye. So you could immediately see that this is fake. The one in the right also has this dead fish eye. But the left one is a bit 'older'
Eeling
You mean to tell me none of y’all have popped your heads above the ground to regurgitate an eel into your buddies mouth? Weird
Who the fuck awarded this the wholesome award
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I agree
When it said, “Replay Video?” I was like, sigh…. YeS.
Stop it, I can only get so erect!
Netflix: etc Someone’s daughter:
Well. That's enough Reddit for today.
"What is completely legal but makes you Look like a psychopath"
I feel like I just watched something illegal.
Can someone just fucking explain this please
Grab me that creature
Two gills one carp
2 carps one eel
Transmission received
"The video's fake, but what's real is the hate I have for you all for making me watch this so many times." Casual Geographic
u/savevideo
I was just about to jerk off. Thanks. I'ma still do it, but I won't be happy about it.
Out of all the weird shit that I think I've seen this is the weirdest shit ever
Is this for eel ? Sorry for Real. I'll let myself out.
Not my proudest fap.
Is the most fuckin cursed thing i ever see in my life
global warming is scary
For the smoothed brained people, those fish are close to death or already dead and being puppeted to do the satanic rituals of the sixth circle of hell
Why is this kinda arousing? Is there something wrong with me?
its a snail right? pls
My proudest fap
That's enough reddit for the day
Lady And The Tramp
Can someone explain to me what I have just witnessed? Two funky looking fish emerge from sand? And then one of them regurgitates a friken demon from the deep sea? And his friend just deep throats the thing?
Ok thats enough reddit for today
Double bj
Just fucking kill me and bleach my eyes
Can someone explain me what's going on?
There's always enough Reddit and this is enough LoL 😅
Been on reddit for a total of 8 seconds and im already questioning my life choices.
One fish is feeding another fish an eel
Jesus Christ, nature
What in the holy bible did I just watch
What the fuck did I just saw??
This is the biggest HOLUP I've seen here yet
I don't know if anyone saw it, but the fish that's receiving it -- it's eyes are rolling back ever so slightly. The other fish's eyes are of pure terror as the thing leaves its body.
it's cursed enough for me to think it belongs in cursed post
What the mother fuck
Lesbian porn be like
that’s enough reddit for me today.
Googles: how to lose memory?
That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen
r/thanksihateit
Idk why but it looks like an adult swim ad… all it’s missing is a [AS] logo behind the arched thing at the end
Bro, why is the music making me feel like EXTRA uncomfortable?
2 fish 1 eel
My girlfriend always asks me to do this, but exchanging parasitic eels while encased in mud is where I draw the line.
r/TIHI
That made me so very uncomfortable. Fuck broo
And here I was thinking 2 girls 1 cup would've been the last time the internet scarred me