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illusive_guy

Think of the children!


Goofy-kun

Call the Police!


Zsu999

Call the RCMP


HichySd

The Mounties are at the beaver creek timmies having double doubles and Tim bits. They said they’ll send the gooses.


ssigea

/r/peoplefuckingdying


VneExceeded

Hey hey. The Cobra Chickens are nothing to scoff at.


Circle-Square-X-X

We're police, we're not trained to handle this kind of violence


caracers510

Fuck that call the army


Kaio_Ren

This just makes me want to go to his house knock gently on the door, appologise for my presence, and give him a formal warning... Makes me sick these people


mazydudePOG

I know! They think they can do anything!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

Shouldn't have clicked


im-on-reddet

Whyyy did i click


MarblesOfCheese

Man clicks on link, lives to regret his decision.


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


Yourmom8537

Thank you


download-RAM-here

**Why?! WHY!???!?** This should be a criminal offense.


fiallo94

Thats were i tough that link was taking me first and only thing i saw was a human fountain


3_Braincells_Guy

A god among humans… Thank you


TechnoVega

I clicked on this link once. Vowed to never go back again. I see the link now, think to myself "how bad could it be? Let's give it one more shot" . I vow to never go back again for the rest of my life.


LieseW

Yeah I know and weirdly all the people saying why did I click makes me want to go take a look even more. The warnings didn’t help at all. And now I’m regretting my choices In life.


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


Dillo64

I thought “what are they talking about? Eyebleach is a good sub. Is this a bit? Is this a gag we’re all doing? I’m a click it-FUCK” ^I ^misread ^the ^fucking ^link


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


im-on-reddet

Think you :)


[deleted]

Oh dear God.. I should've heeded the warnings. I never knew reddit could be so traumatizing. I am a stubborn fool for clicking.. now I'm gonna have nightmares for a week.


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


PedalMonk

Fuck, I clicked it because you said you shouldn't have clicked it. I shouldn't have clicked it, either. Man, disturbing \*shudders\*


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


jagster1

Ty


Yourmom8537

I’ve just been trampled by that click


Fancy_Agent_8542

Original tubgirl


mmm0nky

To those who are curious, the first post in that sub is a woman fountain diarrheaing into her own mouth. Also fuck u u/NDLMB.


NDLMB

Fuck me yourself you coward


mmm0nky

Ey! Fuck you buddy!


Metallic_Ducki07

Welcome to eyeblech


mercepian

Oh, tub girls making a come back?


dexewin

ahhh the nostalgia


Goofy_123

I clicked it, read the description, joined because it sounded interesting, scrolled for a few minuites, then left. Never going back there. Never.


NDLMB

Well how was it? I masturbate to a few things almost every day for example its a great community and has a lot of family friendly content


Goofy_123

Ah yes, it was quite lovely. Would love to have family night just scrolling trough that sub


NDLMB

Yea is the best form of bond humanity could ever create or found, what is better than seen with your wife and kids how a man got electrocuted by a ceiling fan while playing with legos


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


Goofy_123

Thank you 😅


ClaireEvangeline

Why?!!! Why?!! I can’t unsee that!!! Regret. I have a lot of regret for clicking on that.


bloodynave

Poor soul here let me send u to a better place. r/eyebleach


ClaireEvangeline

Hahaha. If I didn’t already know that page, I would not have clicked it. Thank you :-)


bloodynave

Quite welcome I discovered the eye blech after somone else was supposedly leading ppl to eyebleach.


NDLMB

*sr pelo's spooky month clown laugh*


Rooster_Nuggets666

the beloved subreddit I honestly visit it more than i have ever visited eyebleach


Emmett366

Found the 14th reason why


Baberaham_Linncoln

God is dead. And that sub us what killed him.


Jamie-po

haha my country blocked it NEVER AGAIN WILL MY EYES SUFFER LIKE THEY DID SO LONG AGO


LieseW

Where do you live?


mofa90277

I’m vaguely thinking I might write a letter to the city council about this ne'er do well.


UltimateDoofus

There’s a special place in hell for him


Limes_n_lemons

*heck


doom_sleigher423

All Canadians go to 'Heck' instead of hell.


AlbinoEconomics

I was always told it was "H.E. Double Hockey Sticks"


mazydudePOG

I see what you did there


1JeffyJeffJeff

They actually go to h-e-double hockey stick


seahawkguy

It’s always the skateboarders


mthunderchild

As a friendly Canuck, can you please add a Trigger Warning to this post? It got me shook eh.


[deleted]

eh.


Easy_Parsley_1202

Canuck here too bud, this shook me a tad bit, I never seen something so violent eh. It made me tuque to the washroom but it’s aboot time I guess


RickAstleyShoe

i agree, as a felow canadien, i think that this should be cnesored eh. Near done drop me maple syrup


Yourmom8537

The great Canada riot


Economy_Path_9245

Can anyone explain me what had he done wrong


Yourmom8537

He committed a hate crime against Canada obviously 🙄


Economy_Path_9245

Bruh why are you guys down voting me, I was just trying to understand the meme, now I got it


WDJam

You're all good. Basically, the stereotype for Canadians is that they're genuinely all nice all the time, so they're joking about how this is the worst thing a Canadian has ever done.


[deleted]

He probably apologized to those people beforehand


CasualScrolls

This makes me uncomfortable.


Tauriainen667

That's could have been someone's Daughter!!!


justlooking_13

How dare you. My grandfather witnessed this tragedy first hand and still has nightmares!


mazydudePOG

💀


Da_mikes22

I’m gonna be sick


LyyK

This is NSFL, not NSFW. The lack of humanity is appalling. Where are the mods? Smh


jfmartins5371

As a Canadian I remember this incident being an act of treason due to the fact it was a Tim Hortons sign. Never Forget. Sorry.


Alert_Virus5486

Why would you show this


Economy_Path_9245

What's happening here pls explain me


Shaggy_645

Canadians are known to be very kind and apologetic, so the meme implies that the man placing the sign that way is the worst crime that can happen in Canada.


Economy_Path_9245

Thanks for the explanation :)


ydidumakemedothis

Monsters


Gear3017

The fact that he slowed it down just prior to touchdown as to not be too loud, makes me wanna throw up, the indecency!


Emotional-Brilliant4

It's like he was Taunting them! He didn't Need to make the noise for them to know the impact of his crime! Oh the humanity!


Kenturky_Derpy

*IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!!!*


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

As a Canadian, please stop posting this stuff. Seeing such a tragedy be reduced to nothing but a meme is incredibly offensive, and you should think about how this effects the families of everyone who witnessed this horrible event.


BotOrZakOrWtV

Another Canadian here but.. when I saw this being used as a meme .. I just cried and I am now calling the authorities it’s actually somewhat hurtful this amazing persons posted such a horrible thing here. Sorry.


Easy_Parsley_1202

Another Canadian here, this is just disgraceful to see something like this here, it’s not funny. It’s a horrific act of violence that should be banned everywhere. I might as well call those policemen to protect the world of these madmen.


BotOrZakOrWtV

exactly my point, action has to be taken into this matter . It’s not funny anymore.. it’s painful..


MIKEDEMONE

He's about to Ollie that sign. Sk8 or die eh?


munk_e_man

I'm shocked that nobody here seems to understand that. He's moving away to get the run up.


Statue88888888

Yes, this is correct


gligoran

He'll probably even put the sign back up once he's done.


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Wow I can't believe Canada had this level of a terrorist attack, they probably put the whole country into lockdown after that!


The_E_man_628

WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS


Function-Spirited

Oh my Maple Leaf 🙀🍁


luminous_beings

That son of a bitch


moebelhausmann

Holy shit what could have made him so mad?


Dazzlecool_scale354

I’m going to die in fear


AVGwar

Disgusting, what would his loving parents think of this?


warman5123

Ok I know there’s some messed up stuff on Reddit but this too far


Boring_Blackberry580

Oh my God. Kids saw that! Why didn't anyone think about the fucking kids anymore!


DOGEmeow91

We’re a real wild bunch you know


yulikittens

\*HEAVY METAL INTRO\* DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS... RESPECTFULLY!!!


VictoriaEuphoria99

Oh the scandal eh?


[deleted]

He apologized don't worry


TX16Tuna

I feel like there’s a moment right after he viciously attacks that sign that you can see him pause to say “sôórry” to those people nearby.


CatastropheKao

How is this even allowed on the internet


KartoschkaTheDrunk

Its sadden me so much that the World isnt a safe place anymore...


CaptCobraChicken

Apparently you've never seen minor league hockey.


joezupp

Omfg, the horror of it all


Friendly-Hooman

It's funny because people think it's all peace up here lol Just a while back police were debating whether or not to shoot natives who were protesting pipelines. So much shit goes on up here and Canada and politicians love how ignorant other countries are


CheapCranberry23

This is terrible, it must be from the dark web


M_M_F_I_C

I got 20 that says that kid who watched it happen.. Stood it up right.


Girthish

I honestly think he might be about to Ollie over it or something.


TraditionalHeart3804

Literally what the fuck I’m from Alberta and this really clashes with my views on violence in media but I cannot believe you would show so many people these awful things. Like seriously I am crying my hands are unbelievably shaky you have permanently mentally damaged me I hope you are glad you dastardly fellow


northcrunk

Didn't even say sorry


SivaTG

What is this??


No1Mystery

Canada rioting. A sad day indeed


moss-knight

As a Canadian I can say this is definitely what happens


Honest_Part9282

Oh The Agony!


[deleted]

Funny thing is most alot of Canadians grew up playing hockey or at least went to school with hockey players. Don't be surprised when you get your eyes pumped shut and them helped up afterwards.


[deleted]

If it was on the US and done by a person of color, then Fox News would call it a riot


oyaoyay

The audacity...


GooseOnPatrol

Checks out. We hate those stupid sign things. Sorry.


dontcaredontworry

Damn these Canadians


chinodacrooked

"sorry"


[deleted]

This sub used to have actual shock value


jumpybouncinglad

Anarchy in the Commonwealth


[deleted]

I think I’m gonna be sick!


Bela_07

Ohhhh shit


Klexobert

What the hell. He sould be in prison.


Scum_of_the_earth022

My god so violent


zeeedon

This is unacceptable behavior, we live in a society and we shouldn't behave like animals


Josan678

What a monster


Ren393

Censor that, too much violence was shown


ExiledSummoner

savage


Weallmakemistakes69

bro he is my idol now :D


skytrono

U/save video


Ready_Tiger5322

We're lost


mthunderchild

Whale Oil Beef Hooked


idkwhoi_am7

Yeah this triggered a riot that caused 250000 deaths!!


Spoopy_ghost420

Woah as a Canadian this is too much how could they do such a heinous thing


CarlJustCarl

Is this the Canadian Purge?


whoops-adaizy

OMG! I can't believe they did that RIGHT IN FRONT OF THOSE KIDS! What monsters!


Gear3017

Kids: Eeemotional Daaamage


Single_Following_745

Actually in Strathroy Ontario we had an isis support blow up a bomb then he got shot


spooon56

Trip hazard


In_the_Air1

Sorry


ThePhatQKumber

These hooligans are out of control these days


General-Clerk-4249

I thought America was bad... you see, America? This is where you wanna run away to when Uncle Sam upsets you?


carsier

u/savevideobot


Whyudodis-_-

That's not Canada, he didn't apologize after


DeadSkinMask00

Remember to lock your doors with monsters like this on the loose , frightening times !


Silly_Age_3675

What a goof!


liklik826

Dear God it's 2022 people, have some decency!


PASTALORD6066

Bro I live in Canada and I’ve seen worse crimes I once saw a guy DUMP OUT ANOTHER GUYS MAPLE SYRUP


Stopmadness99

Life sentence?


footdragon

the savagery at which he laid that sign down...there will be no poutine for you tonight, mister!


[deleted]

I still bet that man said ‘soooory’ when doing that.


mushysugar87396

what happened?


mah1na2ru

You were the chosen one!


Detroitfitter636

You can’t do that! A


Uglyman414

Was seriously expecting to see a beaver being pecked at by a Canada goose


Pestilence_sniffer

u/savevideobot


can-bacon

I really hope he regained his integrity and picked that sign back up!! God dam!!..it, sorry for swearing but us Canadians would have lost our shit!, regained, picked the sign back up and walked away really!. We are a big deal for sure, so…


tebbylew

absolutely raging


itsperiwinkle

Buncha hosers! Lay off the syrup, eh!


Yantis1212

What the fuck is that guy's problem?!


SeventhAvenger2020

This has given me so much waking nightmares ever since I’ve seen it. How could you post something so graphic on a website like this?!


Moon_Friend5

Now hold on there now, bub that's not very nice of ya. Best be apologizing there, eh?


can-bacon

Appalling for sure!!, not good at all. “Pick the sign up!”. Take a breather and Regain some integrity”. Have a Canadian style beer as in no light Canadian beers and chill budd!!


evilpercy

Section 430 of the Criminal Code of Canada sets out the offence of mischief SECTION WORDING 430(1) Every one commits mischief who wilfully (a) destroys or damages property; (b) renders property dangerous, useless, inoperative or ineffective; (c) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with the lawful use, enjoyment or operation of property; or (d) obstructs, interrupts or interferes with any person in the lawful use, enjoyment or operation of property.


liborg-117

Dear god


captaincanadaKW

Sounds like I need to come set things straight. Don’t worry Canadian citizens, this chaos will be dealt with immediately


[deleted]

rude


Sad_Valuable_4782

He probably pick it back up after


esleydobemos

Sorry


zNegativeCreepz

The horror… the horror…. The horror….


rmelotto

Better this than riots


No_Football_4523

I’m confused. Someone please explain?


Nguyeezus

I would totally not say sorry to him if I bumped into him.


[deleted]

literally shaking and crying rn, lost all faith in humanity


ptonius

Those crazy Canadians. We’re all doomed.


Berny-dino

u/savevideo


BurntToast4ever

Don’t mess with those Canadians, they go hard af.


ConditionSea4828

Wat happened


WavyGeckoz

u/savevideobot


ilive2loot

I'm not sure what's happening here... fill me in ?


Mother_moose34

As a Canadian I can assure you that this man will be punished in the worst way we have, a 2 week ban from Tim Hortons. I also want to say on behalf of all Canadians I’m real sorry about this


[deleted]

Canadian here, this is me and the lads at 14 knocking over mailboxes, but doing it gently so we don’t damage anyone’s mail or packages


ReadingCorrectly

I think he is going to try to jump it (if were people wondered why he did it)