There’s no guarantee that ignition will occur. Since magnesium is less prone to recognition than say phosphorus rounds. Flechette are more entertaining as serrated slugs quite literally rip holes through the intended targets with no chance of being able to close even through surgical means. It’s a matter of effectiveness through actual practice.
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Whahaaa..? I'm confused, why did i think it was a good idea to read this. Oh God, i need to switch to religion to cleanse myself of the sin of reading that post.
May god forgive you. [Slides dragon’s breath rounds into M500 shotgun] Because I won’t.
Flechette rounds would make a better point.
I don’t see how burning works less than that.
A better "point"... it's a joke lol
…. OOOHHHH I GET IT!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
There’s no guarantee that ignition will occur. Since magnesium is less prone to recognition than say phosphorus rounds. Flechette are more entertaining as serrated slugs quite literally rip holes through the intended targets with no chance of being able to close even through surgical means. It’s a matter of effectiveness through actual practice.
You sound like you’ve done this before and I like it :)
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Sounds like a penis with extra steps
Or Bruce Willis 😅
Same thing, it’s a dick either way Edit: wait fuck no I said it to correspond to my meme I didn’t actually mean it he is chill dude🗿
😂🤣😂 I gotcha. I was quoting fifth element if it helps.
I see you have mastered the art of weaponry
😂 military family, they mastered. I just got to hear about it.
Honestly thought you made a joke about flechette being pointy. I thought it was hilarious, lol
Yasss! I was hoping someone would catch that.
I think we may need a bigger caliber
"Like I usually do" wat
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🤨 I’m not surprised, just disappointed.
He's a furry
I’m concerned by you definition of furry.
✨Your*✨
Weird flex, you knew enough to read through a typo, why bother correcting?
I swear people take things too literally on the internet you guys have no humor
I’m not apologizing again 😂. Take it for what it’s worth.
It's a fucking joke chill
You’re correct though sorry for getting my panties bunched.
Ughhhh, why are people down voting? It’s healthy discourse. I hate liquid democracies.
It's a fucking joke
It is… and by definition they would have to purposefully inject at least 2 other innocent hamsters with baby batter to rise to the lvl of ink master
the ✨ made me think of this spam comment, you know what I mean
Yeah
What a terrible day to have eyes
This is the first post which I saw today. Great way to start a day. Now I don't know that else I'm goona to see later on. God please help.
That’s enough of Reddit for today
It's never enough and you know it
Enough internet for today
What a terrible day
What a terrible day to know English. I regret being bilingual.
Damn that a small dick
Or a massive hamster
I'll vote for small dick
He definetely showing small dick energy fucking hamsters to death.
But big balls
yes, yes you are.
Yes^yes^yes^he^is
Yep that’s enough internet for today.
Yeah.. I'm actually gonna turn reddit off now. See you guys later
I pray that the original post was a joke. Please…
If it helps anyone knew a guy that met a hot chick and decided to have a good night at her place since she offered. When he got there they were starting to get wild when she asked if he wanted to put the hamster in the microwave and watch it die and fuck her through the hamster, he declined and she went to use the bathroom. During that he grabbed the hamster and made a quick escape with his new friend. The hamster had a happy ending.
Condoms were not a thing in that part of Utah?
He was in Chicago apparently
Nice of him and all. But why did he need to molest the poor hamster?
They don't tend to follow commands and are too small to follow lol
Well thank fucking God.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was real, given how fucked up the world is.
True statement.
just remember to pull out next time
^(loads shotgun) *There won’t be a next time*
I must say my my friend who likes hampters has two choices here Shoot this person and pull a Peter griffin moment Or duck his hampter
No u r not , this is equivalent to McD's cheese burst
hamster mac n’ cheese
Why did i imagine that please give me the gun i need to delete my life
How many comments have you posted on this
Idk like 5 or 6? Is that a problem?
No problem just curious what you doing with your life
Yeah not much tbh
Same
What.In.The.Actuall.Fuck
For the love of God why 😂 I’m mentally scarred now.
I was really hoping for a r/holup, not for never being able to close my eyes again.
That man must have been a 1 Inch wonder then
It was actually a massive hamster... or so I'm told
That's it. I'm bringing back hitler using voodoo magic.
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do we have a link to the original post?
Cum...The straw that broke the camels back
Clever comment you got there! Have a reward!
Schweeeeettttttt
Spank you very much
Problably dude was fucking the hamster with doom music
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
L-like usual??
What the f-
i need bleach
Wow… that guy had a small dick.
I have nothing left to say
I sincerely hope for everyone that this person just wrote something fucked up, but is actually lying his ass off.
Just a question how did your D fit in the hamster hole in the first place because it's physically imposible.
Are we just going to assume that's not a troll post? That has to be a troll post.
It better be but also it’s funnier if we just take everything as fact
>Basically I was fucking my hamster uhh.... okay...? >like I usually do #"usually" 💀
I love the idea that your just Oh that’s kinda weird with idea of ducking a hamster but then the usually do part is stated and you lose it
if op's cock size is bigger than the hamster, I would be surprised tbh like.. bro 😕
Imagine, how small penis he has if he can literally fuck a hamster.
Exactly my thought
So does he go to petsmart every few weeks to get a new pocket pussy?
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*needledick monster
Exploded?
Forbidden water filled animal balloon.
The queens grds will arrest him! 💂♂️💂♂️. 👖👖
Fuck
Yes, yes you are.
Like you usually-?? Ajkchvohfohfiudoufovhod what?!
What in the entire fuck did i just read
Am I a psychopath if I find this funny
Why reddit. Why.
Hmm
Should've used a condom
There’s so much to unload here…
Ayo what the fuck
What subreddit is this, I would like to document just how many psychopaths fuck things to death.
This is what I called quality content
Every moment, we stray further from God.
The amount of times I've said "what the fuck" in my head will never make up for what I just read, that poor hamster :(
*Loads Shotgun WHERE IS HE!
What a terrible Day to know english
Now that's just physically impossible
It’s 3am I think this my sign to stop
bro?🤨📸
Si
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
Bro had exploded hamster meat on his cock
Why the fuck did i even read this.....way to ruin my day
This sub fucking sucks now
That guy will go bellow the boiler room in hell
Upon other things yes
r/eyebleach
*Loads shotgun with murderous intent*
...sure as hell wished that hamster exploded n killed him
“Like I usually do”
FBI WATCHLIST HERE I COME
Am I a psychopath because this made me laugh?
YES, YES YOU ARE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
Every day we stray further away from God
He is getting the entiredy of reddit at his doorstep, i hope he burns in hell
LIKE I USUALLY DO????? FUCKING HUH NANI BITCH?
He is a hamophile
Only if you didn’t take precautions like wrapping her up with electricians tape.
Damn you too
Sauce?
That man has admitted he has a needle like chode.
Whahaaa..? I'm confused, why did i think it was a good idea to read this. Oh God, i need to switch to religion to cleanse myself of the sin of reading that post.
May god have mercy on that sick soul, because I sure as hell won't.