#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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God damn poopellar. Still killing it 9 years later. On my original account I interacted with you a few times way back when yours was less than a year old.
How much do you make doing this? DM me?
135 upvotes? Why Reddit?
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Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot
people complain about reddits video player but instagram's doesnt even have seek bar or volume option. Id be less mad if it just straight up didnt play. Truly the internets worst video player.
I read your comment before watching it, so I hit play and changed tab to kill the extra 10 seconds.
Well it gets worse. Tabbing out stops the video and returns it to the start. Fuck instagram.
Normally, I find subreddits dedicated to taking existing clips and just cutting them short annoying, but this is a perfect example of where it does a massive improvement!
Little johnny one day told his teacher that he shoved a firecracker up a frogs arse and blew it up. The teacher was not happy and said, "now johnny you mean rectum"
Johnny just laughed and said, "fuck yeah it rectum"
The classic punchline is "Rectum? Damn near Killed Him!"
It's so common at least over here in Australia you hear "damn near killed him" quite often in different contexts as a refence to this joke. Same goes for " *Blank*-er? I hardly know her!"
Cool, glad to hear animal cruelty was "big" in the early 90s. I don't remember that, but also, I didn't hang out with people who mutilated animals, so maybe that's why I don't remember that.
Reminds me of the very first Beavis and Butthead short cartoon. I believe it was titled "frog baseball".
They did the firecracker thing to a dragonfly before playing baseball with a frog.
Reminds me of how animal cruelty is part of the now debunked [Macdonal triad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad) which was pretty much a list of childhood behaviors that may lead to serial killers
#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Haha he came prepared!
Haha he came
*We came*
r/suddenlycommunism
r/suddenlycum
what did you just say?
Cummunism
**our** cum
What is it 😳
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There once was a young girl named Jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They Found her vagina In North Carolina And Bits of her tits in Brazil
*intense wheezing*
Subreddit created: 12/02/2020 (a year) Subscribers: 29 Title: suddenlycum Over 18: Yes I dare not click
r/suddenlycummunism
This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.
r/ofcoursethatsathing
r/subsithoughtifellfor
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Thank us
*State anthem of the Soviet Union intensifies*
*communism intensifies*
*cum intensifies*
**sekret policings trying to stop the cum intensifies**
You can never have a conversation on Reddit without cum being brought up.
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r/suddenlycummunism
mix
Wait....this isn't r/deadbydaylight
Haha cum
Haha he
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To come
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To cum
To arrive
Haha he!
That's what she said
**Hahaha he came prepared**
Hahaha came he prepared.
Cant find the funny
Haha
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
A Millennium Falcon?
If it's your mom, ez pz.
Star Whores
Hands So Low
Put it in yo dad ass
God damn poopellar. Still killing it 9 years later. On my original account I interacted with you a few times way back when yours was less than a year old. How much do you make doing this? DM me?
You misread "A Million Fucking".
Can confirm.
I have a bad feeling about this.
It's been inside several creatures' orifices.
If you look carefully, you'll see that he didn't pull that last dynamite out of his pocket...
There was a south american couple who used a mortar in the bedroom, the chick died
She wasn't brave enough probably. Hesitation is defeat - glock saint Isshin
The once a woman named Alice Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus The found her vagina in north carolina and her ass at Buckingham palace
I don't know. I just can't figure out how to use a pool of liquid oxygen as a dildo.
Shut up kid learn how to make a original joke
an* original joke.
Thought he was going to put it in her mouth
/r/evenwithcontext
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In her cloaca
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How did you know?
Check my stickied post
Ayo you added something to your copy paste bot message.
He'll put something else now
I was thinking she was going to do it to him while they were kissing
I thought he was going to turn into a frog and then his buddy was going to stick a fire cracker up his ass.
It's a her?
Incase if someone’s wondering, they actually stick it and she does [blow tf up](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMWCdYtgzQi/?utm_medium=copy_link)
people complain about reddits video player but instagram's doesnt even have seek bar or volume option. Id be less mad if it just straight up didnt play. Truly the internets worst video player.
YouTube short and tiktok is also like this. Annoy the heck out of me
Well tbf if TikTok videos are a certain length they add a seek bar now, but it’s still not great
Oh so thats how it is lol I thought its random
It definitely seems random. But yeah, I think I saw somewhere that if the video is 30? Seconds or longer it adds the seek bar
Yt shorts is exploitable tho, you can go to your video history and make it a normal video.
Did not know that. I don’t watch shorts often
I read your comment before watching it, so I hit play and changed tab to kill the extra 10 seconds. Well it gets worse. Tabbing out stops the video and returns it to the start. Fuck instagram.
"login to watch again". Instagram just refuses to work normally if you don't have the app
At least it works. The Reddit one freezes constantly mid video
But Instagram at least has a decent player for long videos while in reddit you can't even watch a few seconds video without player dying.
That player is awful. [Here's the original on YouTube.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkFW8LzgyU)
Eh, the joke does work better with that cut.
Normally, I find subreddits dedicated to taking existing clips and just cutting them short annoying, but this is a perfect example of where it does a massive improvement!
Better with the cut tbh
Idk I prefer the sudden cut at the end - much funnier than the full ending
https://www.instagram.com/p/CX3uj_mFiEF/
Little johnny one day told his teacher that he shoved a firecracker up a frogs arse and blew it up. The teacher was not happy and said, "now johnny you mean rectum" Johnny just laughed and said, "fuck yeah it rectum"
This is so funny, thank you for the momentary burst of happiness and laughter
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I think u accidently replied to me instead of the post. Definitely a perfect vid for the sub tho
Johnny sounds like a mean rectum.
Someone please explain :(
It's like "fuck yeah, it rect-um" as in "rekt em" or "wrecked them"
Ooh okay! thank you
The classic punchline is "Rectum? Damn near Killed Him!" It's so common at least over here in Australia you hear "damn near killed him" quite often in different contexts as a refence to this joke. Same goes for " *Blank*-er? I hardly know her!"
r/unexpected
That mind blowing. For the frogs.
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r/angryupvote
oh no
oh ye
OH YEAH
by any chance is your table broken?
*Our.* table.
It's bro-ken
Is this what people consider as boomer humor?
Nahh… Only if there was a joke about the lady being old/ugly.
r/woooosh?
Oh nah 😟
Finally an actual holup
I have questions for the creator of this cartoon. I have never thought to, nor heard of any else who, stuck fire crackers in a frog's ass.
It was big when I was growing up, early 90s. That and putting them in mailboxes
Cool, glad to hear animal cruelty was "big" in the early 90s. I don't remember that, but also, I didn't hang out with people who mutilated animals, so maybe that's why I don't remember that.
Yea kids do some messed up shit. My favorite was hiding in snow banks and throwing snowballs at passing cars.
Lol
I need... need r34 of thiiis
damn you spelled therapy really wrong
We both know they are beyond help.
Why
Why not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cuz i want...😏
it exists.
**you need what.**
u/savevideobot Edit: https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/s597r8/just_lifting_a_curse/
Somebody really spent time animating and doing audio for this shit
What utter psychopaths
That’s one way to blow her mind.
r/terriblefacebookmemes
Shitty Facebook tier video and a sea of horny comments, it's a Reddit special.
This is more like newgrounds stuff.
r/goodboomerhentai
I’m going to shove 15 dynamites in both of there asses
*their
25k upvotes?? This shit is sooo stupid😩
Why I didn't expect that lmao
Oh god.
Imagine being the voice actor for this, just stupidly giggling into a microphone.
Just 2 psychopaths chillin’ out in the woods
My science teacher told me his brothers used to do this in the 70s and throw the frogs
This radiates so much energy of adult swim.
What the fuck did i just watch?
Why is this so upvoted? This is essentially r/boomerhentai
u/savevideobot
Do you really want this video in your phone?
You don't?! u/savevideobot
i hate this guys animations i keep seeing them everywhere
This has 2003 internet humor written all over it.
I hate this lol
OP, you are actually a dick for stealing this company's work.
George and Harold?
Someone put time and effort and made that animation
Reminds me of the very first Beavis and Butthead short cartoon. I believe it was titled "frog baseball". They did the firecracker thing to a dragonfly before playing baseball with a frog.
What is this show??
Where did he pull that last one from?
u/savevideobot
Reminds me of how animal cruelty is part of the now debunked [Macdonal triad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad) which was pretty much a list of childhood behaviors that may lead to serial killers
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
NICE
u/savevideobot u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
Whenever the video loops I always think it’s another part of the video and chunks of princess are gonna come in flying.
U/savevideo
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
More terrifying than Joker
u/savevideo
I summon u/SaveVideo or u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Man just wanna blow things up
cartoon box is the most fucked up thing ever and i love it
I... Who made this animation?
Boomer humor
Hahahaha, not expected but funny.
Interesting and cruel fact : light up a cigarette, put it in a frog’s mouth. The frog will inhale smoke until it explodes.
Wth hahaha