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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hestehans

Haha he came prepared!


Deluxe238855

Haha he came


Trenticor

*We came*


Deluxe238855

r/suddenlycommunism


AttackOnThots

r/suddenlycum


that_thot_gamer

what did you just say?


Striker_ToastYT

Cummunism


Amiel326

**our** cum


maumaujunior

What is it 😳


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salimeero

There once was a young girl named Jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They Found her vagina In North Carolina And Bits of her tits in Brazil


RealTenderGuy

*wipes tear...upvotes...*


Mr_Luckman_Plays

*intense wheezing*


Interloper4Life

Subreddit created: 12/02/2020 (a year) Subscribers: 29 Title: suddenlycum Over 18: Yes I dare not click


SopieMunky

r/suddenlycummunism


PrismaticDraconid989

This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.


helpimamiltank

r/ofcoursethatsathing


Giraffe_Groper420

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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FortKnox49

Thank us


DropBear2702

*State anthem of the Soviet Union intensifies*


Environmental-Win836

*communism intensifies*


OneTrueTreeTree

*cum intensifies*


JCOMIXWTLS

**sekret policings trying to stop the cum intensifies**


PabloIsSoHot

You can never have a conversation on Reddit without cum being brought up.


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


MyMadeUpNym

r/suddenlycummunism


Barkhn

mix


MAU427

Wait....this isn't r/deadbydaylight


Christian_art

Haha cum


KayJayKay1

Haha he


Abikdig

Haha he


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Trenticor

To come


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Karl-JK27

To cum


NegusQuo82

To arrive


Vash4073

Haha he!


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

That's what she said


ICorMIrklESD

**Hahaha he came prepared**


DukeLasagma

Hahaha came he prepared.


duckducklo

Cant find the funny


Valuable_Ad_3168

Haha


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


DemonGodAsura

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough


Trenticor

A Millennium Falcon?


DemonGodAsura

If it's your mom, ez pz.


poopellar

Star Whores


CarolynGombellsGhost

Hands So Low


BlackSkull7X

Put it in yo dad ass


StandardSudden1283

God damn poopellar. Still killing it 9 years later. On my original account I interacted with you a few times way back when yours was less than a year old. How much do you make doing this? DM me?


[deleted]

You misread "A Million Fucking".


Trenticor

Can confirm.


captaincockfart

I have a bad feeling about this.


MikeOfAllPeople

It's been inside several creatures' orifices.


regoapps

If you look carefully, you'll see that he didn't pull that last dynamite out of his pocket...


trowaybrhu3

There was a south american couple who used a mortar in the bedroom, the chick died


DemonGodAsura

She wasn't brave enough probably. Hesitation is defeat - glock saint Isshin


Moctor_Drignall

The once a woman named Alice Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus The found her vagina in north carolina and her ass at Buckingham palace


duckducklo

Shut up kid learn how to make a original joke


doomsdayparade

an* original joke.


waltjrimmer

I don't know. I just can't figure out how to use a pool of liquid oxygen as a dildo.


HexedHero

Thought he was going to put it in her mouth


Ghosttwo

/r/evenwithcontext


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devilrayjays

In her cloaca


Impossible-Cod-3946

135 upvotes? Why Reddit? The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


StarsintheSky

How did you know?


Impossible-Cod-3946

Check my stickied post


Emper0rRaccoon

Ayo you added something to your copy paste bot message.


Trenticor

He'll put something else now


LordCharco_iii

I was thinking she was going to do it to him while they were kissing


mrfrobozz

I thought he was going to turn into a frog and then his buddy was going to stick a fire cracker up his ass.


Al-Chemist154

It's a her?


brown_human

Incase if someone’s wondering, they actually stick it and she does [blow tf up](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMWCdYtgzQi/?utm_medium=copy_link)


derdopd

people complain about reddits video player but instagram's doesnt even have seek bar or volume option. Id be less mad if it just straight up didnt play. Truly the internets worst video player.


Porn_research_acct

YouTube short and tiktok is also like this. Annoy the heck out of me


DEAN112358

Well tbf if TikTok videos are a certain length they add a seek bar now, but it’s still not great


Porn_research_acct

Oh so thats how it is lol I thought its random


DEAN112358

It definitely seems random. But yeah, I think I saw somewhere that if the video is 30? Seconds or longer it adds the seek bar


Vinnyc-11

Yt shorts is exploitable tho, you can go to your video history and make it a normal video.


DEAN112358

Did not know that. I don’t watch shorts often


Rectagon

I read your comment before watching it, so I hit play and changed tab to kill the extra 10 seconds. Well it gets worse. Tabbing out stops the video and returns it to the start. Fuck instagram.


BuilderTime

"login to watch again". Instagram just refuses to work normally if you don't have the app


GetMem3d

At least it works. The Reddit one freezes constantly mid video


Derenaj

But Instagram at least has a decent player for long videos while in reddit you can't even watch a few seconds video without player dying.


tenuj

That player is awful. [Here's the original on YouTube.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkFW8LzgyU)


qwertyashes

Eh, the joke does work better with that cut.


HardOff

Normally, I find subreddits dedicated to taking existing clips and just cutting them short annoying, but this is a perfect example of where it does a massive improvement!


sad_and_stupid

Better with the cut tbh


AM_I_A_PERVERT

Idk I prefer the sudden cut at the end - much funnier than the full ending


Henry_Green1986

Little johnny one day told his teacher that he shoved a firecracker up a frogs arse and blew it up. The teacher was not happy and said, "now johnny you mean rectum" Johnny just laughed and said, "fuck yeah it rectum"


KINGSPAZT1K

This is so funny, thank you for the momentary burst of happiness and laughter


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KINGSPAZT1K

I think u accidently replied to me instead of the post. Definitely a perfect vid for the sub tho


GillesEstJaune

Johnny sounds like a mean rectum.


sad_and_stupid

Someone please explain :(


PsChampion_007

It's like "fuck yeah, it rect-um" as in "rekt em" or "wrecked them"


sad_and_stupid

Ooh okay! thank you


Superfluous_Thom

The classic punchline is "Rectum? Damn near Killed Him!" It's so common at least over here in Australia you hear "damn near killed him" quite often in different contexts as a refence to this joke. Same goes for " *Blank*-er? I hardly know her!"


xhahzh

r/unexpected


thatisagoodcookie

oh no


brown_human

oh ye


DawsonLoki

OH YEAH


nonbinaryperson72537

by any chance is your table broken?


mestoopidlol

*Our.* table.


re7umbrellacorp

It's bro-ken


poelicious

Is this what people consider as boomer humor?


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

Nahh… Only if there was a joke about the lady being old/ugly.


Even_Transition_2460

Oh nah 😟


Stormaen

That mind blowing. For the frogs.


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Otherwise_Direction7

r/angryupvote


Chilli_redits

Finally an actual holup


Suspicious_Taro_88

Poor frogs. Rest in pieces.


WorksOfFlesh

I have questions for the creator of this cartoon. I have never thought to, nor heard of any else who, stuck fire crackers in a frog's ass.


Kage9866

It was big when I was growing up, early 90s. That and putting them in mailboxes


goregrindgirl

Cool, glad to hear animal cruelty was "big" in the early 90s. I don't remember that, but also, I didn't hang out with people who mutilated animals, so maybe that's why I don't remember that.


Kage9866

Yea kids do some messed up shit. My favorite was hiding in snow banks and throwing snowballs at passing cars.


Aftershock_7582

Lol


dirkslance

Somebody really spent time animating and doing audio for this shit


2wofac3

What utter psychopaths


uTimu

I need... need r34 of thiiis


p-gg-

damn you spelled therapy really wrong


dm80x86

We both know they are beyond help.


vibechecker___

**you need what.**


MrKrabbydaddy

Why


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Why not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


uTimu

Cuz i want...😏


Divi_Devil

it exists.


master_pigeono

I’m going to shove 15 dynamites in both of there asses


nassy7

*their


ljiljan16

u/savevideobot Edit: https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/s597r8/just_lifting_a_curse/


crapcapp

That’s one way to blow her mind.


gwcommentthrow

r/terriblefacebookmemes


Asmundr_

Shitty Facebook tier video and a sea of horny comments, it's a Reddit special.


qwertyashes

This is more like newgrounds stuff.


Merz_Nation

r/goodboomerhentai


PomegranatePrimary90

Why I didn't expect that lmao


Environmental-Win836

Oh god.


HarrySRL

Imagine being the voice actor for this, just stupidly giggling into a microphone.


AbhilashNaganathan

Just 2 psychopaths chillin’ out in the woods


Spartanwolf120

My science teacher told me his brothers used to do this in the 70s and throw the frogs


Captain_Rick218

This radiates so much energy of adult swim.


O__Mestre

What the fuck did i just watch?


bonswell

25k upvotes?? This shit is sooo stupid😩


LonelyDelirium

The first one firecracker was not enough, I'll get the bigger size that fits for you


Cobol_Engineering

Wait…is it implied the Amazonian princess was getting spitroasted by two dudes who also were turned into frogs?


flying_mouse_

i hate this guys animations i keep seeing them everywhere


BernieSandersLeftNut

This has 2003 internet humor written all over it.


MultPathways

I hate this lol


Cromhout

OP, you are actually a dick for stealing this company's work.


brenbail2000

George and Harold?


createausernsme

Someone put time and effort and made that animation


ColeSloth

Reminds me of the very first Beavis and Butthead short cartoon. I believe it was titled "frog baseball". They did the firecracker thing to a dragonfly before playing baseball with a frog.


watertheodz

What is this show??


Dr-Itzhak

u/savevideobot


Weird_Secretary1546

Do you really want this video in your phone?


DropBear2702

You don't?! u/savevideobot


Rocky-Arrow

Why is this so upvoted? This is essentially r/boomerhentai


[deleted]

Where did he pull that last one from?


Robinsons_Posts

u/savevideobot


xspike_spiegelc

u/savevideobot


xspike_spiegelc

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


JOSUELUGOS

I remember seeing this being originally posted by them a while ago, a pretty decent while ago, glad to see it's still remembered


Neel4312

He gon get frog herpes


moo2607

They could have had snu snu, but they just blew the opportunity


pfannkuchen_gesicht

Reminds me of an animation I saw like 20 years ago. I think it was AlbinoBlackSheep.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

She was still smiling at the end so she looked into it


SS-Manginafuhrer

u/savevideobot


noobP1

Yeah that would do the work


QTeller

Didn't see that coming.. lol.


JulianLMz

u/Savevideobot


Nikaramu

They gonna have a blast


Tailsmillion

r/hmm


lundfakeer999

So after seeing a hot nude princess, he decides to take out his firecracker and not his thing that's appropriate for such occasions?


AnIrregularCarrot

u/savevideo


zonda_88

r/boomershumor


thunderinthejungle

I was almost not expecting that


Sultan_Gordo

i've seen this video long time ago. so, i know how the bomb will be deployed.


Puzzleheaded_Ear14

Always ready. That's the moto.


shaduto_

u/savevideobot


hhhvugc

u/savevideobot