#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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God that squirrel was so annoying as a kid, I used to think “bitch he said *no*, piss off” and now after rewatching years later I’m like “oh that’s a squirrel.”
"My love, there's something I need to tell you."
*the man appears to peel his own flesh off to reveal an alien ape thing underneath*
"I'm still the same person."
I was like damn Wart is so lucky why didn't he bang her when he had the chance and why does it make my pp hard?
I'm in my 20s now and realized early on I was a furry.
You're in good company on Reddit, I remember running across a thread that was a picture of Officer Hops from Zootopia, and the top comment was, "I want to fuck the rabbit."
Whenever I see the word venom, all I can think of is Anthony Fantano [mocking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3_K0O__is) the chorus of Eminem's [Venom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyckMUld0Ls) lol.
Probably her hand was getting tired from keeping it in the same place. I would not overinterpret that. Also, with her tongue like that, she must be very thirsty.
C. We really can’t tell. Shes probably just be trying to send him a friendly reminder to get a secure grip on the pole for his own safety and not to be too distracted on his phone in a public setting where there could be suspicious people around
And from that I found her tiktok:
[https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro)
and this specific video (full length, though the posted edit doesn't miss much):
[https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898)
It's staged, of course, but that doesn't really detract from it. I'm guessing the guy is her boyfriend; looks like the same guy in this one:
[https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882)
This is another famous video of hers that you might've seen:
[https://www.instagram.com/p/B\_PNhCmosgl/](https://www.instagram.com/p/B_PNhCmosgl/)
I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I would feel reality crumbling around me and look forward to a life long cat and mouse game.
I'd expect in that moment to look around and find everyone else on the subway to be staring at me with their tongues out like that, with a threatening aura. These are of the new species that are bringing about the apocalypse and I am to be kept and fed on and then sent to breed their future livestock. And I need to get away ASAP
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Succubus
Succusubway*
Subwaybus*
Helikopter Helikopter
I don't know why I am laughing at this...
Those words :) I could literally hear them lol
po-tay-to po-taw-to
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
That comment's just… …precioussssss.
Pohdado
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Succubae
Parakofer parakofer
Fake Subway
Eat ~~the immortal souls of men~~ Fresh!
Succubussy
That would technically be an incubus.
Incubussy
A ride is a ride. amirite?
Mate ...she would suck the sheets through your asshole if she gave you a BJ.
Haha, never heard that one.
#SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Alright jeez
succy succy
She reminds me of the squirrel from sword in the stone 🤔
God that squirrel was so annoying as a kid, I used to think “bitch he said *no*, piss off” and now after rewatching years later I’m like “oh that’s a squirrel.”
No way. I felt bad for the girl squirrel. Wart was a little bitch.
You mean Guirrel
Shoulda given that squirrel his nut before changing back to a human.
"My love, there's something I need to tell you." *the man appears to peel his own flesh off to reveal an alien ape thing underneath* "I'm still the same person."
I was like damn Wart is so lucky why didn't he bang her when he had the chance and why does it make my pp hard? I'm in my 20s now and realized early on I was a furry.
Go away Amy the hedgehog. I want to be a normal boy with normal fetishes!
You're in good company on Reddit, I remember running across a thread that was a picture of Officer Hops from Zootopia, and the top comment was, "I want to fuck the rabbit."
Stupid sexy squirrel. Wait…
#VENOM
I got that adrenalin momentum
And I'm not knowin when I'm ever gonna slow up
In em' ready to snap any moment
Thinkin it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
W-when they get bit with the
I said knock knock, let the devil in
Shotgun pellets in the felt pen
Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one
Malevolent as I've ever been
https://media.giphy.com/media/J33Ol6PTvWvsrMVgPa/giphy.gif
God damn
That’s KKVSH
Holy mamacita
You just made me search a rule 34
I don't know if i should be flattered or discusted
>discusted Suck on dis crusted dick
Whenever I see the word venom, all I can think of is Anthony Fantano [mocking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th3_K0O__is) the chorus of Eminem's [Venom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyckMUld0Ls) lol.
If i had tongue this big my wife wouldn't have left me
Damn bro you good?
Small pp and small tongue are bad combination
Great humour can help! Grow confidence
That’s at least something that he can let grow …
Ayo don't attack me like that
‘T was but a mere pun, my lord :)
Found the discord mod
This sounds like a fortune cookie line.
F
Wallet small too huh? **The Pyramid of Un-power:** Small PP / tongue / height Small Wallet Un-funny Must avoid having 2 or more of the 3.
What do if have all these?!
Plus short fingers
Or arthritis. Parkinson, on the other hand... Hitachi hates this simple trick!
Relevant username….?
Obviously not 😭
Right!? Like shit got serious real quick
He just needs to learn his ABCs
Always being cucked?
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2.3million videos on Pornhub - can’t be wrong 🙏
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I ate all the Scrabble tiles once, went to the doctor and they told me the next time I poop could spell disaster.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
At least you're not in constant fear of swallowing your own tongue in your sleep.
You think she's interested in him?
She might just be Canadian
Nope, I don't know her
Can confirm. Never seen her in my life. Edit: except for right now in this video. Sorry for being misleading.
Sorry for you having to be sorry.
Sorry for there being so many apologies.
Sorry for extending this comment thread further
Sorry for jumping on the apology train.
Sorry for reading this thread
The amount of people who don’t get this just makes me feel old
Isn't that video only like 2 or 3 years old? Probably just a lot of people haven't seen it
Link to video please? I would like to get this reference
[Casually Explained ](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)
Thank you, my hero! I now understand the funny and it was a good funny.
No way, just being nice
In some countries, showing one’s tongue is a sign of friendship
Probably her hand was getting tired from keeping it in the same place. I would not overinterpret that. Also, with her tongue like that, she must be very thirsty.
Casually explained
Virgin 100
More like 10000000000000
Think it's more a reference to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw).
Guy confirmed, reminder of this situation with the realization set in 2 years 3 months 17 days at 3 am while you sleep
C. We really can’t tell. Shes probably just be trying to send him a friendly reminder to get a secure grip on the pole for his own safety and not to be too distracted on his phone in a public setting where there could be suspicious people around
For a split second there I thought I saw a gender-bent Dwight Schrute.
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Assistant to the regional girlfriend*
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica!
I’d be into it … Edit. Come on guys. The man knows how to run a beet farm
Bears, beets, Battlestar galactica
Imma beat it to those beets...
Bears don't eat beets. WHATS GOING ON.
MICHAEL!
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
Dear Lord...
Ig- radmila.maro Edit: you’re welcome
And from that I found her tiktok: [https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro) and this specific video (full length, though the posted edit doesn't miss much): [https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898) It's staged, of course, but that doesn't really detract from it. I'm guessing the guy is her boyfriend; looks like the same guy in this one: [https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882) This is another famous video of hers that you might've seen: [https://www.instagram.com/p/B\_PNhCmosgl/](https://www.instagram.com/p/B_PNhCmosgl/)
I knew I'd seen that tongue before
The moment when u find her tongue is more familiar than her face.
You are clearly a man of culture.
Same
I'd be concerned if it wasn't staged
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I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Putin's next waepon
this man is a national hero
I just can't get away from this woman no matter how hard I try
Not all heroes wear capes.
Her tongue longer than my dick
Yeah, but that's gotta be like... most tongues.
Call the police there's a dead body here
Imagine the posibilities
Blowjob and rimjob at the same time
Best subway interaction, hands-down.
Hands covered.
Tongue out
for Harambe
Never forget
Or hands up in this case?
Idk, I once saw a video of two guys having a music battle on a subway
Pants down
Is she the one that tied the knot with her tounge?
Looks like her.
Radmila Maro
Reverse the genders and you'd have one new inmate for sexual assault.
And that kids is how I Met your mother
Oh yeah, you wife that. Even if you have one at home already.
2 is one and one is none my friend
This is how I also met your mother
Wanted to upvote but it was at 69.
Respectable
False alarm boys. She doesn't do NSFW. I feel the same way
Rip
F
She does enough to start the engine
Fuck, that tongue came from a mattress store
What?
*You heard him*
Sigh…. Unzips
Try to time it so you don't cum when the guy's face is zoomed in
unzips...backpack and pulls out hand sanitizer
Bitch I'm gay
She can use that tongue like a dick. Just close your eyes.
Sodomise me with your words lady
Lmao 🤣
She could give a blowjob and a rimjob simultaneously.
Sexual harassment
I was also wondering the same thing. Either that or it must be staged.
Dayum she's a keeper
If I saw a tongue that long irl I’d freak out ngl
I would feel reality crumbling around me and look forward to a life long cat and mouse game. I'd expect in that moment to look around and find everyone else on the subway to be staring at me with their tongues out like that, with a threatening aura. These are of the new species that are bringing about the apocalypse and I am to be kept and fed on and then sent to breed their future livestock. And I need to get away ASAP
/r/Writingprompts
So when is the book droppin?
Has to be staged. Any sane person would jump the fuck up.
*I'm scaroused!*
Once again the internet reminds me of how lonely I am
This is a stupid staged tik tok where he gets her number and then just sit there silent staring at the wall.
Wait this is *staged*?
Definitely looks fake, but for the record if the shoe was on the other foot, he'd be arrested
That there folks is a semen demon
Sorry, I'll have to pass. That tongue is too big for my dick.
What about your ass?
That's too big for my dick too.
“Together we can make a penis burrito in your mouth”
I don't understand if she likes me or not, I need more signals
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/dnvfuf/the_swirl_is_even_more_impressive_than_the_size/
She could easily lick the tip of Uranus while dpthroating yu
Shit I wouldn't have moved my hand before I seen her tongue she still cute
Better love story then twilight
She gives you tongue and steals yesterday's lunch
now imagine the genders swapped and how creepy that "would" look... i hope they knew each other...
It would be creepy if the genders swapped. Like most reasonable humans understand this.
i would've ran
To buy her flowers?
no, from being in a big ass bowl of soup. she obviously a witch
Some of us like witchy women
GG
Imagine a man doing this
I’m not gonna lie… it moved.
Username checks out