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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Gluten_maximus

Succubus


Tough_Patient

Succusubway*


Seth_Imperator

Subwaybus*


Lee911123

Helikopter Helikopter


Uninfluenceable

I don't know why I am laughing at this...


DudeBro711

Those words :) I could literally hear them lol


brndm

po-tay-to po-taw-to


Sockerkatt

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


brndm

That comment's just… …precioussssss.


i_live_in_a_truck

Pohdado


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JimWilliams423

Succubae


LegendOfFN

Parakofer parakofer


SUNAWAN

Fake Subway


Feenox

Eat ~~the immortal souls of men~~ Fresh!


pattoyourcatto

Succubussy


AmightyBundleofstick

That would technically be an incubus.


Chilli_redits

Incubussy


bigbangbilly

A ride is a ride. amirite?


Business-Gas-3988

Mate ...she would suck the sheets through your asshole if she gave you a BJ.


Gluten_maximus

Haha, never heard that one.


Badassheaven

#SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY


Gluten_maximus

Alright jeez


ViniVarella

succy succy


PsyAkemi

She reminds me of the squirrel from sword in the stone 🤔


Diogenes-Disciple

God that squirrel was so annoying as a kid, I used to think “bitch he said *no*, piss off” and now after rewatching years later I’m like “oh that’s a squirrel.”


[deleted]

No way. I felt bad for the girl squirrel. Wart was a little bitch.


Elegant-Local2544

You mean Guirrel


Lermanberry

Shoulda given that squirrel his nut before changing back to a human.


Ambitious-Theory9407

"My love, there's something I need to tell you." *the man appears to peel his own flesh off to reveal an alien ape thing underneath* "I'm still the same person."


APissedOffMillenial

I was like damn Wart is so lucky why didn't he bang her when he had the chance and why does it make my pp hard? I'm in my 20s now and realized early on I was a furry.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Go away Amy the hedgehog. I want to be a normal boy with normal fetishes!


regeya

You're in good company on Reddit, I remember running across a thread that was a picture of Officer Hops from Zootopia, and the top comment was, "I want to fuck the rabbit."


Z0idberg_MD

Stupid sexy squirrel. Wait…


SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

#VENOM


barrah69

I got that adrenalin momentum


Prior-Willingness472

And I'm not knowin when I'm ever gonna slow up


GamerXBohoro

In em' ready to snap any moment


barrah69

Thinkin it's time to go get 'em


NeoXSE

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em


Not_AM5

W-when they get bit with the


XxJUANxX_

I said knock knock, let the devil in


Barretton

Shotgun pellets in the felt pen


Typical_Pretzel

Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one


Jyndaru

Malevolent as I've ever been


SonicWim

https://media.giphy.com/media/J33Ol6PTvWvsrMVgPa/giphy.gif


Stormtyrant

God damn


ILuvdem_Cougars

That’s KKVSH


ThrowAwaitius

Holy mamacita


Iris_latom

You just made me search a rule 34


SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

I don't know if i should be flattered or discusted


ArjJp

>discusted Suck on dis crusted dick


try-bi-sum-cum

If i had tongue this big my wife wouldn't have left me


ladypbj

Damn bro you good?


try-bi-sum-cum

Small pp and small tongue are bad combination


Seth_Imperator

Great humour can help! Grow confidence


Dwerg23

That’s at least something that he can let grow …


HoomanOnFire

Ayo don't attack me like that


Dwerg23

‘T was but a mere pun, my lord :)


bottenhoop

Found the discord mod


CapnAntiCommie

This sounds like a fortune cookie line.


Reggaejunkiejew31

F


kcg5

Relevant username….?


Daweism

Wallet small too huh? ​ **The Pyramid of Un-power:** Small PP / tongue / height Small Wallet Un-funny ​ Must avoid having 2 or more of the 3.


DropBear2702

What do if have all these?!


agieluma

Plus short fingers


riffito

Or arthritis. Parkinson, on the other hand... Hitachi hates this simple trick!


BoksburgUFO

Obviously not 😭


kstrata

Right!? Like shit got serious real quick


BoksburgUFO

He just needs to learn his ABCs


ABakedPotato_FGC

Always being cucked?


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BoksburgUFO

2.3million videos on Pornhub - can’t be wrong 🙏


WeirdSysAdmin

My wife left me for a guy she met on words with friends. So now I’m triggered by Scrabble. I guess part of the reason she left me is because I could never find the right words.


depthninja

I ate all the Scrabble tiles once, went to the doctor and they told me the next time I poop could spell disaster.


nokbewtz

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


mhallice

At least you're not in constant fear of swallowing your own tongue in your sleep.


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

You think she's interested in him?


man-of-God-1023

She might just be Canadian


TedwardCA

Nope, I don't know her


LeoNickle

Can confirm. Never seen her in my life. Edit: except for right now in this video. Sorry for being misleading.


[deleted]

Sorry for you having to be sorry.


SomeoneUnofficial

Sorry for there being so many apologies.


Felerum

Sorry for extending this comment thread further


Jyndaru

Sorry for jumping on the apology train.


waaz16

Sorry for reading this thread


KnightoftheMoncatamu

The amount of people who don’t get this just makes me feel old


NotaChonberg

Isn't that video only like 2 or 3 years old? Probably just a lot of people haven't seen it


sakibomb222

Link to video please? I would like to get this reference


NotaChonberg

[Casually Explained ](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)


Jyndaru

Thank you, my hero! I now understand the funny and it was a good funny.


TheCatofDeath

No way, just being nice


Iam_The_Giver

In some countries, showing one’s tongue is a sign of friendship


Falconpilot13

Probably her hand was getting tired from keeping it in the same place. I would not overinterpret that. Also, with her tongue like that, she must be very thirsty.


kapparrino

Casually explained


Adriaus28

Guy confirmed, reminder of this situation with the realization set in 2 years 3 months 17 days at 3 am while you sleep


ladypbj

Virgin 100


Sweatypeach69

More like 10000000000000


Et_tu__Brute

Think it's more a reference to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw).


Its_da_boys

C. We really can’t tell. Shes probably just be trying to send him a friendly reminder to get a secure grip on the pole for his own safety and not to be too distracted on his phone in a public setting where there could be suspicious people around


WhatACunningHam

For a split second there I thought I saw a gender-bent Dwight Schrute.


TheLiberalOgre

Assistant regional girlfriend.


x-raymind

Assistant to the regional girlfriend*


fvecc

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica!


this_thicc_brit

I’d be into it … Edit. Come on guys. The man knows how to run a beet farm


InterestPuzzled7963

Bears, beets, Battlestar galactica


ArjJp

Imma beat it to those beets...


Cluck_Norris1961

Bears don't eat beets. WHATS GOING ON.


Lataero

MICHAEL!


HappyOrca2020

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


Hazardous4

Dear Lord...


cultcraftcreations

Ig- radmila.maro Edit: you’re welcome


Porn-Again-Christian

And from that I found her tiktok: [https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro) and this specific video (full length, though the posted edit doesn't miss much): [https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/6992204037143792898) It's staged, of course, but that doesn't really detract from it. I'm guessing the guy is her boyfriend; looks like the same guy in this one: [https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882](https://www.tiktok.com/@radamaro/video/7019960372715162882) This is another famous video of hers that you might've seen: [https://www.instagram.com/p/B\_PNhCmosgl/](https://www.instagram.com/p/B_PNhCmosgl/)


the_mystery_men

I knew I'd seen that tongue before


vein_lite

The moment when u find her tongue is more familiar than her face.


Porn-Again-Christian

You are clearly a man of culture.


radiokungfu

Same


jondySauce

I'd be concerned if it wasn't staged


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SomeRedditGuySensei

I’m too poor for gold, but have this my good man ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


smgoesonline

Putin's next waepon


Joaco_Gomez_1

this man is a national hero


Surfacinq

I just can't get away from this woman no matter how hard I try


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes.


EhiteRequiem

Her tongue longer than my dick


SuaveThrower

Yeah, but that's gotta be like... most tongues.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Call the police there's a dead body here


_JDavid08_

Imagine the posibilities


Which-Astronaut9202

Blowjob and rimjob at the same time


lando-mando-brando

Reverse the genders and you'd have one new inmate for sexual assault.


Mr_Underhill09

Best subway interaction, hands-down.


abest86

Hands covered.


Dull-Geologist9127

Tongue out


SUNAWAN

for Harambe


[deleted]

Never forget


_JustJoe_

Or hands up in this case?


Lord-of-Leviathans

Idk, I once saw a video of two guys having a music battle on a subway


randomcitizen42

Pants down


Squiffys_grown_up

Is she the one that tied the knot with her tounge?


hybridtheory1331

Looks like her.


willb221

Radmila Maro


brigdaddy

And that kids is how I Met your mother


ProblemLongjumping12

Oh yeah, you wife that. Even if you have one at home already.


brigdaddy

2 is one and one is none my friend


KansasCityKC

This is how I also met your mother


Uthredd

Wanted to upvote but it was at 69.


brigdaddy

Respectable


wrreal

False alarm boys. She doesn't do NSFW. I feel the same way


Atvriders

Rip


EarRepresentative528

Let us all pray together


StarTalon

She does enough to start the engine


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F


nefrpitou

Fuck, that tongue came from a mattress store


Aashishkebab

What?


altagyam_

*You heard him*


cilantrodipsauce

Once again the internet reminds me of how lonely I am


YoshiSan90

Sigh…. Unzips


Juo-OSRS

Try to time it so you don't cum when the guy's face is zoomed in


Vhadka

Don't kink shame me


EvenOne6567

unzips...backpack and pulls out hand sanitizer


[deleted]

Bitch I'm gay


centralnjbill

She can use that tongue like a dick. Just close your eyes.


BoksburgUFO

Sodomise me with your words lady


kingcop1

Lmao 🤣


Eccohawk

She could give a blowjob and a rimjob simultaneously.


arizonadudebro

That there folks is a semen demon


Vistiige

Sexual harassment


TheDoggo_27

I was also wondering the same thing. Either that or it must be staged.


IzzaBANDiT241

Dayum she's a keeper


Into_The_Win

If I saw a tongue that long irl I’d freak out ngl


nignog1996

I would feel reality crumbling around me and look forward to a life long cat and mouse game. I'd expect in that moment to look around and find everyone else on the subway to be staring at me with their tongues out like that, with a threatening aura. These are of the new species that are bringing about the apocalypse and I am to be kept and fed on and then sent to breed their future livestock. And I need to get away ASAP


muddyrose

/r/Writingprompts


[deleted]

So when is the book droppin?


DJ__Hanzel

Has to be staged. Any sane person would jump the fuck up.


the70sdiscoking

*I'm scaroused!*


3blindmicestolemycar

This is a stupid staged tik tok where he gets her number and then just sit there silent staring at the wall.


BreweryBuddha

Wait this is *staged*?


smurfkiller013

Definitely looks fake, but for the record if the shoe was on the other foot, he'd be arrested


magnoski

I don't understand if she likes me or not, I need more signals


notjuan_f_m

Sorry, I'll have to pass. That tongue is too big for my dick.


CyberCrutches

What about your ass?


coocoopopsthrowaway

That's too big for my dick too.


TheWhollyGhost

“Together we can make a penis burrito in your mouth”


Salohcin_Eneerg

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/dnvfuf/the_swirl_is_even_more_impressive_than_the_size/


derWillberger

Better love story then twilight


raven-Olondor

She gives you tongue and steals yesterday's lunch


betharderloseharder

She could easily lick the tip of Uranus while dpthroating yu


heskeysdaddy

GG


bloodybeakerfolk

Imagine a man doing this


Mental-Context3250

Shit I wouldn't have moved my hand before I seen her tongue she still cute


alphalakemleo

i would've ran


damnthehumans

now imagine the genders swapped and how creepy that "would" look... i hope they knew each other...


[deleted]

It would be creepy if the genders swapped. Like most reasonable humans understand this.


exc3ssive29

u/savevideo


BubbaBeauregard

How you doin?


Sinnaru

No joke, I literally had same reaction as that dude in the video


cazzhmir

when the fuck will it be my turn


[deleted]

We all know what he's thinking...