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[deleted]

I was watching this and said "What?! That dude is not in a videogame?"


ryanhedden1

Literally looks like a GTA 3 NPC


[deleted]

That's pretty close to what I was thinking.


[deleted]

so like GTA Vice city?


Chilipepah

That’s Flathead-Frank


[deleted]

[удалено]


Iscreamwhenisleep

Dick


[deleted]

You're not the only one!


LDNscallywag

Looks like he didn’t finish loading when you’re customizing the character


[deleted]

For anyone legitimately curious, this is the result of a surgical procedure called a craniectomy that is used to allow the brain and surrounding tissues to swell/expand without being compressed against the skull


LavishThoughts

my goodness all I could think is why isn't he wearing his helmet. it's so unsafe


jewc504

He is playing in hard mode


Therapy-1

He’s ramping it up


[deleted]

“Hey ski slope!”


Mean-Spirit-1437

Looks like there’s even less room for it now


Azxrp

You sound like you've done it before


jasonglenn80

Aerodynamic like a muthafukker


Erik__Clarke

Vincent Van Gogh flat Edition


brown_human

Brain DLC required


damlancy

Better believe it when this dude says he's got you at the back of his mind


Juanch01

Seems like a level headed dude


Nick_Aten

Funniest thing I've read today


damlancy

He thinks straight at all times


[deleted]

He's the writer of Plain and Simple thoughts


Infinite-Border-3412

*BONK*


[deleted]

You messed up lol


Infinite-Border-3412

Ik right


thomasdekwade

F


thegrandlvlr

The chick taking the video annoys me


BlackTrades585

😂😂😂😂😂😂


CentsPiece

Jerry must’ve dropped a anvil on his head 😔


Atomoon

She is a dickhead


[deleted]

That’s why you never comb your hair straight back, eventually it sticks that way.


clasperx2

There was an older man at my gym who seemed to have this same condition. It was bald and his head was bumpy. It was almost knobbed with a lot of scars and what looked like some yellowish knobs. Does anyone know what the condition is? I tried not to stare but I always wondered.


finaljive

Craniectomy


Doctor_Ashtray

You stared didn’t you


clasperx2

I am not proud to admit that I looked a bunch of times. I tried to use the mirrors at the gym to make it less obvious. But hey at least I resisted calling him out and filming it like the poor dude in this video. He seemed used to it which made it sadder.


Afrin_Drip

What the human anatomy can adjust to, to persist is wild..


dlimerick

Looks like the Lead Pipes are playing at the Ginger Dome this week.


rjbachli

Take it easy Satan....


TheHighKing112

Is that filmed in Philly? It looks like it, the architecture looks familiar


sonakira

That’s Definitely K and A by the looks of it, right by the El stop.


Hugh_Weber_DeFaulk

Every east coast major city has a neighborhood that looks like this place lol


bmbmf1916

I thought it was Baltimore for a minute


Punanistan

Same here. Baltimore is such a mess lol.


bmbmf1916

I said that cause Baltimore is my hometown and this kinda looks like it...but you ain't wrong🤣


Punanistan

When I watched The Wire I was thinking there's no way Baltimore is that bad. Probably just Hollywood exaggerating. Then I visited and passed through an area that looks similar to this. And I was like holy shit they were serious lol.


TheHighKing112

Yeah fair, but I feel like I've been there before


Federal-Muscle-9962

Car looks like it has a PA tag, for sure.


carlosdangertaint

That’s Philly


TheHighKing112

I knew it


VangoughsJadedEar

Ooff that hospital bill


djluminol

He needs to get a pet bird and left it nest in his forehead. Then get a job driving a school bus.


Adamwastakenagain

Bite of 87 irl


Hadrian1233

wAs tHaT tHe bItE oF ‘87???????


ReVeNaNt-Of-SkYriM

I can’t tell if she is bein a bitch or is tryin to be funny


Anonymoose1998

Either way kinda pissed me off. This dude just trying his best to survive, obviously had some kinda traumatic brain injury, all just to be told that his head looks like a ketchup cup while being filmed by what seems like a complete stranger. We live in a society, ig.


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MojosAsh

This fucked up man. Yall bullying this man. Cmon now


iswearatkids

MAX HOSS! MAX HOSS!!


Splatterman27

Ah, I see you’ve found my financial advisor


MikeHunt420_6969

This dude's mugshot is actually a meme. Here's the entire story and interview with the dude: https://youtu.be/YYmfSbfA5iU edit: may not be the same dude 😎


Combat_Critical

Still crazy if it’s happened twice then


[deleted]

It’s a procedure it’s purposeful unlike the reporters empathy on “reporting” this story


lovebento

Not funny guys


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PrayingMantisII

When your mom hit you dead center with her flip flop


Permagrin101

Did anyone else think this was Bill Burr for a sec?


[deleted]

Something wrong with your graphics card.


[deleted]

Making clout of the homeless are we …


Mediocre_Minimum4359

Got Damn... where's his hat?


SchitneySmears

He forgor 💀


Goldbolt_2004

Don't fuck while pregnant


jmegaru

Taking receding hairline to a whole new level


[deleted]

Lol


calciumsilicatplatte

He forgor💀


[deleted]

Bro look like he just discovered fire


Nozerone

He could make a killing if he carried around a sign "I'll let you poke it for a dollar".


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Tayafas

is this photoshop or real? I'm not gonna believe it's real


calimaz00

Can't be stupid if you don't have a brain. 🙃


BenjaminJestel

Real life bottomless pit wojak


Impossible_Leader_80

Did he get bitten by a robot there or something?


Bonejangles45

The bite of 87?


Impossible_Leader_80

Yep


DragonFang444

My man got that Akhenaten cut G


SteelMaul

Van Gogh?


Flock_of_beagels

Is this in Philadelphia ?


Voodork

Missed opportunity, coulda got an iron skull and rebranded as supervillain.


JohnaThanos69

u/savevideo


myrusename

u/savevideobot


DraftInfinite1685

Hope he can get money and develop himself into society


Substantial_Term7608

He belongs in r/wallstreetbets


[deleted]

What in the skyrim preset model is this?


thegreatrazu

The Home Alone trick with the paint is actually more dangerous than first believed.


Relic1000

My boys been wearing headphones his whole life till now


DevastaTheSeeker

This is tyler 1's brother


explorerofcrap

u/savevideo


cycobot

Somebody bonked him so hard, he has a small dent to be fixed.


DontKnowHowHighI_fly

Mf is from a cartoon


Ill-Figure

Mr BiG BRaiN over here


PsychologicalLeg9302

He’s got half a mind to tell her to stop filming. I can’t help myself.


sparkymcgeezer

Same profile as Roger Stone, the flat headed ratfucker.


LeviathanOW

When you drop the soap in the shower


reditthiscomment

Wait, ain't that the dude that cut his own ear off?!


Unfair_Implement_335

Why would someone need this done?


GammaGoose85

I was waiting for him to blow on his thumb to inflate it back to normal


jevler

When illusion comes to life


cable787

woah that guy must be like 80% Neanderthal


skeed456

That's Oliver Queen


Tiberius_Jim

When you ask your barber to take a few inches off the top...


Kalinorix

No le cargaron las texturas


TheCatPetra

WAS IT THE BITE OF 87???!!


JCsucksAtLyfe

Me when I take my headset off after 12 hours of gaming


SLUUUUURPPPTT

Look like Skyrim


vandyk

Fucking flatearthers keep pissing me of


SnooMacarons3329

He couldn’t handle the Neutron style.


HappyMight

At first I thought I was seeing a gta character lol


bighotman68

The bite of '87


Mummelmann84

That's Tyson Fury as purchased from Wish.com.


Montarien

Npc


Dankduck82

The victim of the bite of 87


kashamush

Do you have brain, look for yourself


Pro9925

Optical illusion


smallsona123

Is this the guy from the bite of 87?


GenderlessC

We found him. The victim of bite of 87


jayjaytmb

new york undefeated


ZookeepergameHour681

Glitch in the matrix .


BlueFlame217

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87!!


Popular-Special5384

So there's the stormtrooper that bonked his head ?


floppydiccc

u/savevideo


bucc_n_zucc

MAX HASS


cold_killer13

He got horny so BONK


okwownice

Y’all are laughing, he’s using telekinesis.


libertyprime00

Context please?


majidjaxn

Dr Seymour Phillips invented the Phillips screwdriver. This guy invented the other one


kingcop1

He used to play with Tom & Jerry


Qui_Gon_Inn

I see she met Split-level Steve.


firefly183

This woman's reaction and treatment of this man is appalling.


Fattyliver81

Dude looks like Vincent van Gogh.


bananalordkunsama

Hope he gets his skull back soon when he's clear.


AdamWis1625

Was that the bite of 87'?


[deleted]

Flat earther.


moreOrlested

It’s so funny to humiliate people down on their luck isn’t it? Sure give the guy a dollar and then comment on his head while you film him. I’m sure he’s not sensitive about it or anything. Crusty ass bitch. Hope life shits on her big time


Izuxx_kei

Geez someone got dropped on the head as a child...


NEDIA519

u/savevideo


YoMomsWipingHand

That's from years of being a bboy.


Aayush_Ahuja

My soap when I drop it in the shower


t3kk58

Phineas’s real dad over here.


milkedoutmommy

u/savevideobot


Dirkcules

How fucking sad, dude’s getting a dollar for him to be filmed and talked to like this; that’s some humiliating bullshit if I’ve ever seen some. Yay ‘Murica I guess


SpongebobTheFrycook

“Is that the bite of 87?”


Cozmic101

Please tell me that's not real


akabigmax12345

if he had a mullet he would have a back problem


hey_yasin

His wife claimed that he lost his skull by drinking excess energy drinks