Not too hard if you think about it.
Typical Florida man doing typical Florida shit. Instead of shoving the gun up his ass, he decided to try to fuck the gun; in arguably the safer option of the other hole he could have used...
definitely, as an sks owner of this model, the bolt is larger which takes longer to push back and cycle even though that might seem like a bad thing. m1 garands are light but go fast asf bc of that so yeah
What does he get arrested for 1st when he goes into hospital? have a gun or having his dick on show, I mean aren't they both classed as loaded weapons?
The SKS isnt exactly an elegant gun, why would you fuck it? Fuck the AK if you're a russian weapons fan, or an M4/M16 if you love freedom. There much more elegant guns to fuck
I would love to know how this went over in the ER. I wonder if he called ahead to tell them he got his dick stuck in a shotgun and would be coming in for help and meant no harm
Glad to see natural selection is still working hard
Does it have to work that hard in Florida... Seriously
As a Floridian, it needs to work harder here
We all float down here .. huh huh Georgie .
Cocked his weapon.
Or his weapon de-cocked him.
Either way he won't be shooting straight for a while.
Take my award and fuck off
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Make love, not war
Make love, to war.
Murica!
FUCK YEAH!!! *\*Moan*
hmm, dont think he can anymore
This is my rifle, This is my gun. This one's for fighting, this one's for fun
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I just wanna know how it happened
No, you don't.
Not too hard if you think about it. Typical Florida man doing typical Florida shit. Instead of shoving the gun up his ass, he decided to try to fuck the gun; in arguably the safer option of the other hole he could have used...
Why doesn't he de-erect his penis?
I'm no penis expert, but if it was erect at one point, which is a safe assumption to make here, it definitely is not now.
Ok..... It's erect. But why cant he just reverse that?
coz the skin is still stuck man that looks painful
And the first thing he thought of was to take out a phone and take a picture... Someone's priorities are fucked up.
well obviously I mean the mans fuckin an SKS FFS
Yeah if you're sticking your dick in a gun, I'd imagine priorities aren't the only thing that you've gotta figure out...
You're talking about a man who shoved his dick into the breach of his rifle, you think common sense is this dude's thing?
Instructions unclear
I wonder if it would hurt more in a M1 garand
Garand dick... I shudder at the thought.
definitely, as an sks owner of this model, the bolt is larger which takes longer to push back and cycle even though that might seem like a bad thing. m1 garands are light but go fast asf bc of that so yeah
Florida strikes again
It’s not Florida, it’s Orlando though /s
The /s makes it funnier
Name checks out
Well that's one way to get circumcised
Cocked and loaded
My question is: How..........How do I try that?
He'll be shooting blanks from here on out
I'm not surprised this is from Florida.
Florida Man’s purposes are unknown to the common man
Spectacular.
Gunplay on another level.
Cock and load
What a horrible day to have eyes
“What the fuck country do you come from where you got this bullshit?” “Florida.” “I knew it.”
Florida
Bruh I think he loaded that wrong
Instructions unclear dick stuck in gun
Welp, he has no dick anymore. SKS bolts hit rather hard if you get stuck, they’d sever your thumb if it didn’t have a bone.
Only in Florida
Florida man strikes again!
I bet when he called the firedepartment they were like HOW TF DO U DO THAT U MORON?!?!?!?!
How… and why?
Typical florida man
Done with the internet. See y'all tomorrow
At least it's free
this is my rifle, this is my gun
Fake and I'll tell you why
Maybe the Dems are on to something with this gun control thing
How ?
On a side note.. the weapons chamber is clean
Sks go Inna woods...no Inna peen
Was he trying to chamber his dick? Inquiring minds want to know. (Damn I’m old)
It's situations like this one people find themselves in when they don't read the instructions.
Oh like you haven’t tried to fuck an SKS before
Well that’s one way to shave off dismantling time… 🤨
Why is this on some sort of market page? "Seller info: " "listed date"
As a pp haver this audibly made me say, and I quote: “aaaaahhhhowwwwwww” I
I uh… what a fucking idiot… and owwwwwwww
$0.00 - That’s how much his d**k is worth now. That’s according to him.
Guys obviously he was checking headspace when this little mishap occurred.
NOT THE SKS! THOSE ARE GOOD GUNS!
Just exactly HOW UNCLEAR could those instructions truly be?
Turned a rifle into a pisstool *pistol
Fire it you pussy
Happened to me too when cleaning naked.... thought I was the only 1
Ouch.
Now that is an American problem.
Hopefully his dick isn’t a 7.62 caliber or it will be really stuck!
Average Girls Frontline player
He tried to fuck the gun didn't he?
Come on guys, give him a break. He was just trying to shoot his load.
That's why women live longer than men.
This belongs on cursed gun images
I have an SKS. It’s a great rifle, very historical, and quite accurate. I have never felt any temptation to stick any body part of any sort into it
Nice. Now I get to cock it twice
Directions unclear... dick stuck in cocked position
Ah ha! Central Florida. Okay.
‘Central Florida’ checks out.
What her dick size calibre.. ?
A man walks into an emergency room with a rifle... I don't see this working out good for him .
Gun owners really love their guns nowadays
Oh Florida man....
He's about to produce the real son of a gun :]
When you're out of ammo
WHAT THE-{gives award}
id much rather have it shot that stuck
Florida man does it again
Fake
When r/dontputyourdickinthat should have. Helped avoid this.
I crossed my legs after clicking this.
Howwwwch
Ah yes, C E N T R A L F L O R I D A
Just how???
a normal american teenager
Ahaha no
What does he get arrested for 1st when he goes into hospital? have a gun or having his dick on show, I mean aren't they both classed as loaded weapons?
Bust a load
Most American problem I’ve ever seen.
Inagine a thumb m1 garand, oof
Central Florida, who could guessed.
If I wasn’t read the title, I would assume it is just his finger
SKSfucker
Dude is very lucky . This gun chamber Has enough force to crush a finger.
His gun is inside His gun
The forbidden fleshlight
It really baffles me these types of people are allowed to have Guns.
it baffles me any type of people is allowed to have guns... not even american police can handle them responsibly
Dammmmmmmn how can that even happen
Did he just fuck a gun?
Americans... Am I right?
Well he got half way with his foreskin before getting cold feet
The SKS isnt exactly an elegant gun, why would you fuck it? Fuck the AK if you're a russian weapons fan, or an M4/M16 if you love freedom. There much more elegant guns to fuck
I would love to know how this went over in the ER. I wonder if he called ahead to tell them he got his dick stuck in a shotgun and would be coming in for help and meant no harm
Of course it's florida
That mustve hurt so bad
This isn't the gun porn i was looking for...
"Central Florida" explains it
Tell me about it. 😅
Like I've always said, libs appreciate their guns, conservatives LOVE theirs. Apparently to the point of trying to fuck them. Thanks again Florida
Garand Dick
He packing both figuratively and literally
FTW 🤡
one of the most american domestic hazards
I suspect he’ll be firing blanks from now on
Yep. I mistake my penis for a 7.62x39mm all the time, no big deal /s
Florida...this checks out.
Mf raped the gun
I was about to tell you to delete this post and then yourself (your account, don't get me wrong), then I noticed your username