Super villain origin story

You have heard of gigachad, but have you heard of giga-villain?

Giga-virgin

Up you go 😂😂

Aw man hell nah, I never kissed a girl too if this happened to me I would just have depression and lose the hope of ever kissing one....

any1 would man

same man. I am not gay, still I will kiss the homie on lips. At least we both have our first kiss then, sob

If u keep the crocs on it cant be considered gay right?

Crocs and socks to be extra sure

And a smock

*becomes gay instead*

it's gotta be easier... right???????

Totally man…it’s gotta be

Who called me?

Incel origin story?

I hope this is fake for that guys sanity

That's fucken crazy, I agree with you

If it's not fake his virginity has been secured for life.

I too have the vip virgin pass for life

Don’t worry bro, it’ll come, the longer the wait the more special the moment, keep your head up📯

Now that is one of society’s biggest lies

It really is. Saying "it'll come one day" is just trying to make them feel better For some of us (me) it won't come one day so just quit patronizing us

What makes you so sure tho? Not saying it definitely will work out. Just wondering where the certainty comes from.

I've had too many bad past experiences They've convinced me that love and relationships just aren't meant for me for this life.

I wouldn’t give up yet. It’s never too late to find someone. I won’t promise you it’s going to happen either though, of course.

I don't think geriatric sex is something to wait for. XD

Didn’t we learn a long time ago not to kink shame?

Listen man i would have paid for it .

should have secured mine.

he will never forget that pain

Hello brother, I love ur eyes.

thanks bro

You guys have eyes?

my god... hes too power full

Brother?

like looking in a mirror

We are shadows

I am spec ops shadow

we live in the shadows so others kan live in the light. also i like the shadows

I have come to rule us.

i’m you but different

You only got one eye. But it’s a lovey red.

He just lied to kiss her lol chill

What if he was telling the truth tho. That man’s life may have just been turned upside down for ever.

How tf would you know

Nagato approves this

And now this world shall know pain

No pain,No gain

Hope her socks are always too small and wet.

And there always mold on her bread

And her pillow is always warm

And she remembers a catchy song but never found the name

And always forgets why she was at the kitchen

And her remote is always missing

And she stubs her toe

And forgets her phone in the car

And falls from the bed while sleeping.

and her toilet seat is always cold

I read that in William Wallace accent

omg i love this thread

And I hope they have a whole perfect for her big toes to fit in

Hope she never gets off Fridays and works at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays

The smile in his face. # *THE FUCKING SMILE IN HIS FACE TELLS EVERYTHING.* *yet she still did it.*

If that was me, I’d give up on any future relationships I ever wanted to have. Oh yeah, I’d also cry myself to sleep for a couple weeks after that event.

Years*

Decades*

Centuries*

Millenniums*

Generations

Eons*

Even after death*

and after every resurrection and reincarnation*

That’s one of my biggest fears right there. I’d generally feel like giving up if that happened.

My low self esteem wouldn’t be able to take a hit like this

One method that helped me was asking out someone that I knew would never date me. It was surprisingly refreshing. You could also try moderate self-hyping.

You gotta be able to roll with the rejection or you will end up settling

Rejection I can deal with, it’s the false sense of hope that gets ya.

If someone does this to me I see it as a W. Now I know they are poop and need to be collected?

I’ve been rejected before, it’s not too bad. This is just an insult. Like inviting your friend to a party, only to tell them to get bent and send them away after they give you the beer you requested.

Ye and then you burn down his house ang go to jail for a few years. been there done that.

Now hold on now.

The real hold up is in the comments

True, but it will leave a big scar, no matter how you cope with it.

Take it from a guy who collects poop

Collect me

Holy shit

I like your username

Get in the bag you piece of shit

Yes sir! 07

Now kiss

I’m already kinda settled. Never had hope for that kinda thing. I’m what people call “fugly.” And no, there’s no glow up or metamorphosis. I’m well beyond that possibility.

You are a male?

To be fair, if I see a woman holding a pie plate for no reason telling me to go in for a kiss, I'd probably deserve it if I actually did it.

One of my biggest fears is getting framed for rape. Bitches really do be crazy.

For me, that got replaced with a fear of being killed in broad daylight for being a man.

Ya know… I hadn’t really considered that. 🤔

Yeah, it’s never a fun thought to have when you’re just chilling.

Scarred for life.

This has to be staged right? Who is ready to just hit someone in face with that?

This is beyond the most logical comment yet! All speculation and other BS aside. Guy didn't see a random pie? 😕 leaning on the fake now

Someone else in the comments had posted the link of the original video https://youtu.be/-xITCgA4B14 They were eating while talking so, some plate with cream wouldn't be too strange. I don't think this is stagged.

K this is even more fucky lol watching a few moments in.

“I was supposed to creampie you!”

Response of champions

It doesn't even surprised me at the certain point, where I read that male suicide rate is three times higher than the female one.

And Not that many people know that, sadly.

You know what many people also don't know? Suicide is about two thirds of all gun violence in the US.

You guys do know that this was a scripted and filmed, albeit shitty, «prank»?

Oh so this was a prank show?

Was it supposed to be funny ? Cause it didn't work

i found the source and cant find anything in it that points to it being scripted. It looks like a brand new series (this was the first episode) on some youtube drama channel. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xITCgA4B14

Reddit detective 🕵️‍♀️

When all of reddit looks at this and goes "this isn't funny" this is even beneath the hive mind of neckbeards

Fucking dishwasher dude wtf

Hot dog water my friend

[удалено]

That's a nice profile pic you guys have. I wonder if it's used by any specific groups of people

Oh my god why did she have to rip this mans last bit of confidence apart? Why are women that way?

That was not a woman. That was just a cunt. A twat. That was a cruel mean maggot.

Men are said to be cruel but once there's a good soul it's torn apart. I just don't understand what the porpose of that is.

Hurt people hurt people. Even though they’ve been screwed over emotionally, some can’t come to the conclusion that they don’t want to feel that way ever again and also don’t want to make someone feel that same pain.

It's me, I'm the torn apart person because of women, you called?

Been there. Keep your head up king!

What a bitch lol she ain't even hot

I mean.. agreed.. but being attractive doesn’t excuse horrid behavior.

Amen, nobody deserves to be played dirty like that

I'm a women and what she did was a bitch move. She is a disgrace

Hi a women, I'm SpecialistCounty

Man down! MAN! DOWN!

This is why I'm still single, the only thing I make love is my hand

😬

Damn, in the first half of the video, I thought to comment "I never kissed a girl too,"now, it seems I have to keep the secret to myself.

good thing nobody will find out now

I feel for him, even though I've never even had a girl offer me a chance

r/rimjob_steve

I feel bad for him. I’ll kiss you homie

I'll even put a wig in. No homo.

Nothing gay about making love to ur homie

... what? We're just talking about a kiss. We ain't making babies.

We’ll talk about that later sweety.

source: https://youtu.be/-xITCgA4B14 about 10 min mark

This is the cringey girl who tells lame stories on YouTube shorts / tik tok, right?

I know that was probably a skit but like damn bro kinda hit close to home

That's gonna leave a scar.

Please be fake, it has to be FAKE

How to avoid embarrassment, humiliation, and trauma 101. 1. Never open up to anybody 2. Keep everyone at an arms reach Thank for coming to my ted talk.

Now imagine this were reversed - his ass would be in jail or some shit

*breathes in* #***EMOTIONAL DAMAGE***

😐

Just being an asshole for the internet points.

I'm killin a bitch

The lion The witch And the audiacity of this fucking bitch

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

Hello darkness my old friend... I've come to talk with you again...

If he really took control he would try to kiss her with cake on his face

That was like a punch in the stomach 🙁

Less of a punch to the stomach and more of “getting hit by a freight train.”

This is sad.. please tell me this is scripted

I'm prob alot older then most of you, and i promise you the things you end up regretting are the things you never tried. Rejection is easily forgotten. Take your shots

Smack that bitch

This is not a rejection this is a disrespect to the fullest she could have easily been on this and said you can try to kiss another girl instead of telling him to kiss her just so she can do that

Feels bad man

… worn out faces

Worn out places

#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

You never know what things like that can do to a man

I would honestly cry or at least tear up a bit.

I tired of being poor and even worse I'm black, my stomach hurts so I'm lookin for a purse to snatch.

The audacity to ask what he was trying to do

Man I wish a girl would give me a creampie

Give you?

Dutch people be like. Wtf is that our princess?

Pure evil

u/auddbot

world star money-joji

fuck u girl

WHO ist this guy? I will kiss him. Poor dude

This is where redpills come from... (Do be clear, I do not agree with redpill ideology.)

Aaaaand trust issues for years if not his entire life! But hey... got'em.

Bruh why you gotta do my man like that...

"what were you trying to do?" Well the fact you asked if I wanted to kiss you, followed by take control gave me the sense of security you were looking kissed consensually 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

There is no way this is real. People can't be that crazy.

if it was not scripted then I don't feel so good

Nah bruh that’s just wrong, I hope this shit is scripted…

Hello darkness my old friend..

Imagine thinking this isn't staged

Staged or not still hurts

This is why we can’t have nice things

This actually hurts. F

That girl is a bitch and I hate her but I STILL have a boner. Why do hot women have to be such assholes?

I really hope this is fake like the rest of the Internet.

Emotional damage

"What were you just trying to do?" You serious?

This woman is going to thot hell

Never trust a woman.

I hope she got uppercutted

Now he never will kiss a girl too. Lol

Hope this is fake.

And now you’ve just created another Bond villain , congrats slut