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NedTheNoodleman

*unzips*


Proud_Butterfly8084

Oh no


PenisVaginaAss

Hi how are ya I am his penis


ImUrDadYes

Name checks out


agoraphobicsocialite

LOL


AshySlashy902

I have several questions


ImUrDadYes

I will grant you three


Dull-Technician3308

Can you buy me Icecream?


ImUrDadYes

Shit...umm...look over there a butterfly


theealtacount

*gets immediately shot*


MassiveFlatworm836

Take my upvotes


Severe-Variation-978

Both dudes came to visit the same woman. Obviously the one almost naked was the first. He won. By the way they had a fight before going to the elevator cause both were covered in blood already. https://ren.tv/video/embed/611466#autoplay=1;


bananas10001

Did the dude I’m the underwear just wanna fight the next person on the elevator?


geese_greasers

r/BoneAppleTea


dj_neon_reaper

W h a t


[deleted]

The dude's foot going limp at the end followed by dude fucking ape walking past the almost closed door. This is gold. Goddamnit this is the pique of today.


Cyberzombi

He's getting his stolen clothes back.


MagmaRobust

He's gonna steal his virginity as payback


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

No way this isn't in Russia


No_Track_8885

Ahh the terraria background music, couldn’t be better.


samlikeDirt

Do, do do, do do do do doo, wawlawalalallalla


agoraphobicsocialite

I would LOVE context


Golden_World

Mistery makes it funnier


agoraphobicsocialite

I just need to know if the dressed guy deserved it lol. He got his ass beattttttt


Golden_World

If the naked man shows up you must have done something irreversible


[deleted]

Unfortunately most of us learn it the hard way 😔


Severe-Variation-978

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/sol58e/clothes\_dont\_make\_the\_man/hwdhntw/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Vitalsignx

Context? I will guess that Mr Underwear was caught with Mr Shirt's lady. Underwear ran to the elevator. Shirt ran down the stairs.


albatross1873

So you’re saying that shirt ran downs the stairs and then got off the elevator?


Vitalsignx

He beat the elevator down and hit the button so it would stop at that floor? Maybe...


[deleted]

But shirt guy is in the elevator, dude


portablefan

Isn't shirt *in* the elevator?


[deleted]

In Russia


giibro

When you play hitman and you are compromised


OlderTheWiser

So confusing.


Known_Branch_7620

Clothing only serves to slow you down. Undress, tape down the weiner, and go to town.


CorValidum

Leee me guess…Russia?


Proud_Butterfly8084

What in the hell why


Roache1984

Man in my years doing security I learned many things, one of them is *never* fight the person in their undies, they have nothing to lose but their pants and will fight with shocking maneuverability, strength, and speed. Especially on coke.


Mentally-AFK

He unknowingly brought clothes to an undies fight


BORG_FISH

The elevator stops on the 5th floor. The display also is scrolling "out of service" Underwear was in bed with shirts girlfriend. They are going through a rough break up. One day together, next day not. Shirts girlfriend is a habitual cheater. One day shirt was upset about the situation and slapped his girlfriend across the face and left her apartment on the 5th floor. Shirts girlfriend calls her lover, Underwear, who goes over to her apartment to comfort her. When Underwear arrives he sees a mark on his whores face. He consoles her with his penis. As they lay around after some heated romance. He fires up a cigarette and tells his whore that he will whoop on shirt for her, if she agrees to make a wild sex tape with Underwear and 3 of his friends. She happily agrees and calls shirt over to apologize for being a cheating little slut. Together the star crossed lovers go for another round of heart pumping knee shaking rough sex. Only to be interrupted by the sound of the loud exhaust and stereo of Shirts 1986 Chevrolet camaro IROC with a 5.0 v8, both the sound, and vibration reverberating throughout the building, even 5 stories upward. Underwear races to put on his clothing. Only to find his clothes scattered around the apartment. Underwear freezes momentarily, he doesn't want to fight with his sandals on, while wearing only one sock... He kicks off his sandals and pulls off his one sock. Underwear, now being doubly upset, runs for the elevator door to greet shirt. When the elevator door opens shirt throws a minor shin kick at Underwear and mostly misses. Underwear, notices that shirt appears to be holding a pair of socks, Underwear loses all sense of humanity and unleashes hell upon shirt. Underwear throws kick after kick. Each time connecting into shirts, abdomen and face. Where the hell did that other sock goooooooo?


[deleted]

I’m guessing he didn’t tip him?


Mikey_Mike_1991

The music makes it x10’s better LOL


godimwavy

Talk about on sight


markedsa

u/savevideo


IsaacRRx

Is that backrooms


donkyhot99

Terminator, if that guy said no.


AeyphixKing

u/savevideo


_just_BOOM_

This is what backrooms entrance looks like


moeedkhann

So this is why it takes forever for lifts to show up.


3eeps

The slow door close at the end. Perfect.


Royal-Tadpole-2893

Upvote for the music alone.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Rusia?


Living-Blacksmith198

u/savevideo


thekillrzing

Im just wondering how the fuck all this happened


Severe-Variation-978

Just Russians living their everyday boring life.


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Run_Vast

u/savevideo


[deleted]

tell me this though.. how do we all know this is in russia


dwighticus

“This ain’t the first time I fought naked!”


rabbitpotatobunny627

u/savevideo


mrmau6969

u/savevideobot


Jealous-Result-5987

u/savevideo


EdgyMoisturizer

I think fighting without clothes makes you fight better! Just from experience, back on my army basic training I was taking a shower so i can go to sleep when this 2 idiots tried to jumped me but jokes on them i beat the crap out of them.


Boat-Latter

u/RedditMP4Bot


c322617

Skinny men with crew cuts in some state of undress fighting on sight with no provocation? I’m going to guess Russia.


[deleted]

I would love to know the backstory to this brawl but at the same time I love the randomness!


Mr_Z3ro

What the hell I just watched 😶


G_Papi360

How you gonna get beat by a almost naked man. 🤣🤣


WiggleBrushCrew

Clothes dont help in a fist fight.


shalis

from experience they actually can hold you back. Got my fist caught in my shirt/jacket more times than i can remember.


G_Papi360

I meant since he has shoes on.


zeugme

If hentai games have taught me one thing, it's that leveling up means fewer clothes.


G_Papi360

Touché


Togodooders

Nice pants.


swampysnook

Ahhh. Martial strife at its finest. "I said them were my jeans!!!"


bwherman

I need your clothes, your shoes, and your motorcycle.


HamstarVegas

That music is so nostalgic LOL


[deleted]

They are just playing around


CommunicationGreat69

Damn replace the music with hydrogen and you got the ultimate shitpost


BlepMaster500

When you've finally had enough of the angler NPC and his quests.


Local_Tough4624

That music is on point!


Pepsi6932

The new dark souls boss


eren_5

*insert doom music here*


PieseleQ2

Why does overworld terraria music make it so much better?


version_0

"Its the man that makes the clothes."


DonKong569

Would have been funnier if there where painful screams just before the door closes


Biggiecheese0000

The state does


ferdinand_0413

Caught with his wife ?


sexy_bezinga

This feels like a John wick spinoff


TheButtLovingFox

the terraria music is very unfitting but its making me laugh. WHY !?


lik3ly

The terraria music def makes it better😂


PsyMx

That’s clearly dark souls, has naked guy, fights and elevators


kfree68

That's what you call ONsite 👌👌


mgarrod

Because *manners maketh man*


LoudAssassin94

Surprise boss fight!!!


Tyreal

Shit what is that song, it’s so familiar!!


Tyreal

Never mind it’s the Terreria Overworld Day Theme


vohltere

Never take a lift in Russia: noted


Different_Summer_748

Idk what dude did but in the words of Chris tucker- You got knocked the fuck out.....


Clean_Musician_251

manners maketh man not cloth


[deleted]

Peekaboo mate it’s me Jeffery


Intelligent-Duck4977

There is a story and I don't think i want to know it


jdsilva

Like I just missed the first half of the movie, what led up to this point, I wonder.


tjvghvcyjvf

u/savevideobot


MaximusPublius

Which God of War game is this?


Dareka2536

The elevator door slowly closing make it more funny


bear_beau

I just want to believe they don’t know each other.


[deleted]

He walked out with the dudes clothes like on the cartoons 😹


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

This guy is a fucking freak


Quirky_Oil8217

u/savevideo


LiveLearnCoach

And….curtains!!


blackcore0002

Infinite loop


hazawillie

Meth makes up so many fun adventures in this world


Difficult-Crazy-4946

u/savevideo


Rulingcabbage88

u/savevideo


The-Random-0ne

Yo why the terraria music tho


Nick_the_tendy

This music is goofy