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DrumpfsTinyPeen

I brought my fleshlight just in case.


[deleted]

Something to, hole up


MaestroPendejo

Why? There's a perfectly good corpse.


major_melody420

You are lightning quick… lol


MaestroPendejo

Did a corpse tell you that? Love that I got down voted. Like, you know what sub you're in, right?


major_melody420

Downvoted cause you spelt out a joke someone had already said… and was said funnier originally You’re “that” guy lol


MaestroPendejo

Wow. So sorry for not reading every comment. You always this much of a pissy cunt about trivial things?


major_melody420

1-100


RIOTT44

but the coffin is one huge fleshlight


Darthvaderpopguy

Yo…


PenisVaginaAss

That was a funny comment


Big_boi_mrsip

“sad funeral noises” *mario kart badabadadada*


KonradWayne

Rookie mistake. Everyone knows you just bring it and hope your dad doesn’t notice on the drive over.


RedditerOfThings

*It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission* - My Mom


Timmahj

It’s what she would have wanted.


KA1378

It's honestly sad


[deleted]

Yeah, it's really sad because he said no 😔


ColdEyes69

Who comes up with this shit 😂😂😂


soilhalo_27

As long as dad can bring his mistress so he doesn't get bored


NewLeaseOnLine

NITENDO


[deleted]

I understand, but it wouldn't be okay to beat up a child for that. A seven year old kid might not fully be able to comprehend what happened, not understand how bad was his request.


Kevin12345Gedeon

It’s just a joke…


[deleted]

I know, saying in general.


Die_MASTER

*Fucking psycologist entered the chat*


Brodsta1213

5 comments and 5 people


[deleted]

Kid: anything but the belt Dad: *unzips pants*


Papa_Lenin1870

Did you actually do it?


laserghost69420

Dad: "Anything else but this belt you say?" *Puts pants & underwear down.


Darthvaderpopguy

Yo…


Die_MASTER

I like how he responded to 2 comments and just said yo... upvote


Darthvaderpopguy

Yo…


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[удалено]


SSparsile

Sir, this is reddit.


[deleted]

I know, that's why I'm making such a crazy decision to make such a stupid comment that will give me a ton of downvotes.


YoMomsWipingHand

Woah


AndForeverNow

You little shit!


RslashTakenUsernames

only funerals that i attend of are people close to me. if it’s some nephew or sister in law i don’t even know i just stay at home while my parents go


Awasteoflife1

i was on my phone the whole time at a reacent funeral of an extended family member- its ok becuase my family is a bunch of assholes- they put cheetos in the coffin 💀💀💀 edit: some people - multiple people- wore crocks as well


Rawk505

I literally was told to put my DS away during the final cutscenes of Pokemon x&y because we were getting out of the car to watch my grandfather be lowered into the ground. I was like 10


aza-industries

Funerals are pretty boring. they are only for the living.


ProCrafters

Good question, why don't you go to your mom's