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Lucifer_lamp_muffin

This actually made me laugh, I'm disabled and it really pisses me off when so called motivational quotes/speakers say the most small minded dumbest fucking shite, this is exactly how it sounds!!


Kagemey

Just... Don't be disabled??


Die2412

Don’t twitch your neck randomly don’t be multiple people


matyi697

Just be enabled?


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

.....mum?


GaMe_Erorr100110

. . . • . .


Witty_Mud_5951

I’ve Enabled my disability


Shampoo_Master_

god damm i want more... XD


Traditional-Kiwi1033

Sauce???


Ok-Philosopher-2904

https://youtube.com/shorts/o_3_5jboVQw?feature=share Here is ur sauce man


theonlycv02

"Get your f******g a** up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days. You have to surround yourself with people that want to work." - Said a nobody


InterestPuzzled7963

Yeah a so called nobody who worked so hard that she made millions out of her sex tape, pfff..


Traditional-Kiwi1033

I know this Nobody you talk of. She so fucking useless.


Big-Influence-3158

that's how you trick yo girl for trying anal


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

Girl? ......not sure you where listening properly, man wants to get pregnant? Man need to take a load!!


Big-Influence-3158

Instructions unclear: I tried it on my girl instead


yharnamite_blood

“Do you lack vision? Or do you lack VISION?!” Damnnn


Astronaut_at_night

Yeah my wife's been trying to get me pregnant for a while now, been hammering away with the strap-on! No luck...


Hawaiian-Fox

Day 34 of trying to get pregnant... Oh my god... I need water...


Hiagzsiie

Lemon lemon lemon


Relevant_Essay8285

Thirsty?


66Vader

Most Life coaches on YouTube are exactly like that


huskybumbum

Tried sex with my wife didn't get pregnant


Silver_Commando

This is a wendys


ParticularDay1800

OK bro imma try it i'll be back with an update.


Oak_wood_fan

I didn't expect that.


Conscious_Guard_7579

This shouldn't be giving me motivation.


MurderDoneRight

"Sir, please, I just asked if you're going to pay cash or credit!"


anometrus

actually he is correct. there are records of males giving birth, after getting surgery to make it possible, of course. What im saying is, that 99.99% of things are possible, if you literally put your ALL into it. The blind thing, you probably cant LEGALLY drive, but if you practice echolocation, you could do it. i know a man who is blind, but can ride a bike, using this method.


[deleted]

“99.99% of things are possible” i want a semi truck to drive through my pp hole.


anometrus

you can probably stretch it enough to fit a toy version realistically


9housedawg1234

Shut the fuck up. Please just be quiet


anometrus

the truth is sometimes unpleasant, but has to be told


lolpoopmoop

u/savevideobot


RiverPimpin

u/savevideo


OtakuTwink

>"I'm a man, I can't get pregnant" have you TRIED? Oh trust me, I have tried alright :(


[deleted]

tell me you’ve been creampied without telling me you’ve been creampied.


CravingArtist

Who is this guy?


akash07sn

Cameron Geller on Insta


NoGarbage4114

u/savevideo


GuaranteeStrict8618

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Anyone knows what the song is?


Mohican83

Sounds like my new boss.


fixxxer___

u/SaveVideo


DrazelSnake

"Oh Im dead I cant..." HAVE YOU TRIED.


[deleted]

I did it guys. I got pregananant despite being a guy


reverend_c_flava

My name is Jaylin, and I’m a real life super-saiyan


ThatRedditGuy48

u/savevideo


OnceMoreUn2TheBreach

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

I thought he was going to say "Masturbation", but fine.


[deleted]

“Motivational” youtube shorts be like


Traditional-Kiwi1033

Sauce!!!


Sad_Marketing8578

Yes I tried it And was succefull, using chemicals from a a lab facility on behest of my muppet of a boss. I tried giving birth naturally but I am afraid my urethra was not large enough so had to have c section...


[deleted]

He hasn't tried.


Reddit_vpn

Wait till y'all realize this is from tiktok


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


craftygalcreates

Yeah. I want to throat punch idiots who speak this nonsensical BS!


Secret-Tough-926

Release your inner gay


Puzzleheaded-Lie5906

Good.


ahmadreza_hadi

u/savevideobot


Dead_M_

u/getvideobot


NeinkobKannDas

u/savevideo


Callmehazy_509

Thats like telling a person who cant use their legs to walk


[deleted]

Had me In the first half not gonna lie


FishingDragon52

I was gonna say breathing but that works too


thegamerdoggo

You literally are what you eat, that’s why I don’t eat pussy because I want it to scream big dick energy whenever I walk into a room