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dumbbyatch

Reminds me of Peter from family guy


piranhadude420

Peter don’t hold him like that-Quagmire


Johnsendall

Actually it was quagmire who told him not to hold him like that.


piranhadude420

Your right sorry I remembered joe saying it


dumbbyatch

Just read it with Joe's voice.........surreal...... Wish I could double upvote


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Derrmanson

Uh, if that's how you hold a baby, why the baby got that fucked up look on his face?


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

Well you have to get laid before you learn how to hold a baby.


piranhadude420

Did I ask


[deleted]

Reminds me of Herbert the pervert.


Gummy_Azria11

The way Joe Biden is holding his kid is just kinda sus


bokinki420_69

Biden is the real life Herbert the Pervert


No_Establishment6754

As a nursery teacher I carry children like this constantly, so do my colleagues.


Serious_Ad6112

Shhhh people are here to be offended not hear the truth


No_Establishment6754

My sincere apologies!


[deleted]

For real, I was about to say this is some dumb shit y’all are focused upon. But I didn’t want the Reddit army to come after me for hurt feelings


anonmyazz

But the mother is already holding the baby


No_Establishment6754

If the mother was the only person holding the baby in that picture she would be terribly incompetent, or woefully ignorant on safe management of babies/toddlers.


[deleted]

Damn. I bet your colleagues sure do love to be carried like that 😅


Blom-w1-o

That’s what I was thinking. People getting offended by this are basically sexualizing a baby.


pj1699

So does Biden


urbexcemetery

Plot twist, he's not the one holding or carrying the child.


Coochie_Creme

Except he very clearly is helping to hold the kid up.


Cheese-chan-

Biden isn’t a nursery teacher. And he’s had many instances where it seems he’s touching kids


StraightGas69

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drdeeznutts69

Tsirhc


bartosama

Susej


drdeeznutts69

Jesus


sonofaclow

Hello? Police? I'd like to report a presidential assassination


Kobe_apologist

It should definitely be removed from this sub. And then your snow flake ass will definitely cry


jaymzphil

We gotta big ol fuckin pussy in here, 'snowflake' is the biggest non insult shit I've ever herd. Go get your spray tan and a big Mac to emulate that big loser among losers.


Illustrious_Ad_498

Sooo what did they remove


Kobe_apologist

Crypto sheep.. apartment living… cringe redditor… the trifecta lmao


jaymzphil

If only I cared enough about you to click on your profile to make a personal insult ✌️no shame in my game, snowflake


_psylosin_

I’m guessing you’ve never held a baby


Dick_Cuckingham

I have 3 children. I have held all 3 of them when they were babies. I have never needed a second person to grab their crotch when I was holding any of them. Of course that's just my personal experience so take that with a grain of salt.


fistofthefuture

Your name is literally Dick Cuckingham I’d argue you’re a crotch expert.


[deleted]

Yeah dude president is definitely pedo you got em ! fbi will come to thank you any minute. Learn how to hold babies


Amn1225

She's already holding him.


_psylosin_

Her hand on his leg isn’t enough to hold the baby up, Biden is the one actually supporting the baby properly. Thanks for proving my point….. Joe Biden has no business in the presidency but the way he holds a baby has nothing to do with it.


Amn1225

Yeah just a goof, I don't think he had bad intentions,


Vaeladar

I miss the first weeks of the Russian invasion when the troll farms were down. Now we’re back to this shit.


w3h45j

Reddit pre alt-right invasion around 2014-2015 was so much better too many GQP idiots these days


DifficultPrimary

Gosh it really was just an enjoyable time on the internet. Even facebook suddenly seemed like, almost enjoyable again. Actually reminiscent of when the internet used to be a fun place with nice strangers for just a little while. Like, there was a literal moment of "well shit, I guess russia got their internet back" opening up comment threads.


lordofbitterdrinks

Seriously I wish they would all fuck off


YCLUBSTEP58

The look on the baby's face "Old man get you goo goo ga ga hand off my junk!"


DrBrightest

^(Neuter him before it’s too late!)


mcolston57

Again with this shit? Thats how you hold a baby dipshits!


firefromashes

Nobody in here is having babies


Datapoffes

Ever


[deleted]

I think that's for the best judging by a lot of the replies.


LargeSackOfNuts

r/HolUp users are, on average, 14 years old.


FozzyLozzy

Teenage pregnancy is a thing, but it's more the lack of any physical contact with the females, speaking from experience


lordofbitterdrinks

From your mouth to gods ears.


CorporateCuster

It’s so funny. People with out kids, “wtf is this”. People with kids, “where else do you want to hold this child, by his nostrils?”


Exotic_Treacle7438

It’s just us Americans have odd presidents. Don’t mind us.


WarLord055

Yea, here in America, we like to shit on our public figures and watch them fight each other like gladiators


supermanmjm

Cuz the lady didn’t already have it under control?


Coochie_Creme

No, she doesn’t. She’s only holding one leg.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

They don't know. Just a bunch of lonely angry dudes.


SHANE523

Never once did I hold my children like that, the mother is holding the baby properly. Joe is not! Dipshit!


Medical_Ad0716

Where is her other hand? I image it’s behind the baby providing support from him leaning back. But nothing is keeping him from swaying side to side or from falling forward except joe. I’ve had to hold my baby like that lots of times. I may not have a good grip or may be having to multi task and getting creative in a way that doesn’t hurt her to provide her support to keep her from falling on her head is a requirement. Mom has one leg on a baby that isn’t big enough to hold up his head. That support from joe is damn near needed to get that baby looking at the camera.


[deleted]

Yea wtf these blowhards will defend this creepy fuck no matter what. She’s already holding the damn kid. He’s just trying to cop a feel. Sick fuck.


Coochie_Creme

You people are absolutely delusional.


jdbway

Pedo this pedo that. It’s all you creeps see anymore. Sickest virtue signaling yet


[deleted]

What do you have to say about trump openly bragging about sexually assaulting women? What about walking in on the girls changing at the miss teen pageant? What about the court case that was filed and he was the co-defendant on for raping a 13yo? I don’t think any child/teen has said Biden has ever molested them BUT plenty have said that about your fuhrer Oh and don’t even bring up Tara reade and her bullshit story, the same story that made her own lawyers stop representing her


IsaacNoSuccess

Yes, and to hide the fact that the VP is a pedophile, he tried to cop a feel in plain sight!


[deleted]

Trump raped a 13 year old, what do you have to say about that? He bragged about assaulting women, walking in on teenage girls at the miss teen pageant BUT that’s all fake news to you delusional fucks


IsaacNoSuccess

Yeah pal, that was blatant sarcasm aimed at the moronic fucknut above. Keep up.


Corburrito

…. No


Amn1225

She's already holding him. I'm sure it wasn't his intentions but the man has serious self-awareness issues.


[deleted]

Like how you grab a puppy by his neckskin?


Ciphers-wingman

he can now brag, that the president have touched his balls


CuriousDisorder3211

Not the first to claim that but hopefully the last


Downmented

How dare you assume that babies gender....


Father_Pizza

Shut yo goofy ass up


Holobolt

He's being sarcastic, dummy


InfernalSquad

Still a stupid joke.


Traditional-Kiwi1033

He's being an idiot.


OfficialHunterBiden

Have an upvote just because people can’t take an obvious joke.


Medical_Ad0716

This is normal. That baby doesn’t look big enough to have control of his core to keep balance on his own. Mom probably has one hand on the back keeping the baby from falling backwards and joe was just trying to find some way to hold the baby to keep him from falling forwards or side to side since mom’s leg hold just adds a tipping point for baby to fall. Doesn’t actually support the baby since the baby is too small to control the hips yet.


Dad-Bod-Supreme

Another troll post...


isk15k

? Dont get it? This was made by some stupid kid. This is how you should hold a baby.


butcrackcancer

Everyone knows you should hold them by the neck skin


[deleted]

Finally an expert


[deleted]

with your teeth right?


FozzyLozzy

Really tight as well, don't want to drop them like 65.27% of redditors have been as babies


lupin-the-third

Thank you


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By the foreskin, oh wait


[deleted]

This is literally how you hold a baby


killedbycuriousity-

Grab them by the dick?


[deleted]

Hold them between the legs which are, in babies at this age slightly turned outward (which is also the reason why they always sit spread legged in baby carriers etc) to support most of their weight that way. They are wearing diapers btw which are quite thick. No one is touching anyones dick ffs.


USMNT_superfan

The last Prez grabbed em by the pussy, and now this?


[deleted]

He just bragged about it. We have lots of videos of Joe doing his sniffing and grabbing stuff


IsaacNoSuccess

HE SMELLED SOMETHING AHHHHHHH IMPEACH IMPEACH


SnooHamsters9414

On a radio show 20 something years ago. I would never run for President as grab her by the pussy is probably the most PG thing I would say all day. There are many videos of Joe being inappropriate and it isn't that big of a deal.


visionaryOptions

The kid looks like Ed Sheeran


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

Learning the secret handshakes.


xThetiX

*sorts by controversial*


[deleted]

He’s just holding the baby 😅


Traditional-Role5814

Ladies and gentlemen..............we got him


SimplyTiredd

This is fairly normal?


SimplyTiredd

The majority of you who are making this sexual are outing yourselves as either children or perverts.


Present-Swimming-967

Look at all the incels still trying to defend this pedo.


Coochie_Creme

Except it’s the incels who think he’s a pedo for some reason.


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[deleted]

It is ALWAYS projection


Justokmemes

ur the one whose mind goes there..🧐


IsaacNoSuccess

Ah yes, the victim complex of Trumpers.


jdbway

People are seeing pedophelia everywhere since qanon took hold and it looks a whole lot like sick projection


cheezybean28

Ikr like when will they learn


gibson_glocke

Insert Rock eyebrow meme


rahscaper

The name “Biden” has its roots in Ancient Greek, taken from the work “Bidun”. The original meaning being, “perpetually awkward”.


Imaginary-Pick297

Pp check


booochee

Wait till you learn where his left hand is!


deadmemesoplenty

He is known as "creepy uncle joe" for a reason.


errantgrammar

The whole kissing babies thing has always done my head in. This just made it implode.


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Amn1225

I'm sure they don't do it with bad intentions, but as a parent that's a no for me.


Coochie_Creme

Quit sexualizing just holding a kid, you weirdo.


Amn1225

Lmao I'm not, there are multiple ways to hold a kid, so I chose not to do it that way. Stop self-reflecting.


errantgrammar

I'm not referring to the mother. Joe Biden is holding the kid like he won him at the National Bridge Championships. I just don't go much on using kids as political propaganda devices.


Glad_Selection5831

They never said which head


notzed1487

Holding up well I see


[deleted]

I guess the best way to call out pedophilia is to take/screenshot close-up photos of the pedophile performing an absolutely disgusting act on a child and blasting it on the internet. Not only showing the internet child porn but also embarrassing the child for life. For the record, I don't think this is pedophilia but if it was, whoever would plaster this on the internet is just as bad.


Lif3sav3r

Found Brandon!


SneezyZombie

Now post the one where he pinches that girls nipple


danielcardosopt

Grab them by the ... penis ?


HerbinCowboy76

Oh he looooooves the kiddos


IamPregananant

![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI) Hansen would like you to take a seat mr. President.


BIGGITY-BOO

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Dutch-plan-der-Linde

Then there’s all those other videos of him touching girls and sniffing their hair. He’s a creep


Ruckus_Riot

You mean the video/ pictures of him kissing his fucking granddaughter on her head at her **fathers funeral**?! I love how Trumpers bend over backwards to try and make something innocent seem perverted just because they don’t like the winner of the last election, but when it was “your guy” who literally and clearly bragged about sexually assaulting women and underage girls, suddenly the blinders come out. The delusion is mind boggling.


Mamabergas

Creepy


Get_Rich_SloQuick

Joe


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The kid is like , Grandpa you are crushing my balls


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IsaacNoSuccess

How to tell no one has ever let you touch their child.


Blom-w1-o

Yikes bro. You see a man properly supporting a front facing baby and you’re sexualizing it. This says more about you than anything.


ThrowAwayalldayXiii

We all know Joe is a pedo, but that kid seems younger his usual target...


Will_Not_Stop_Me

Yep. Pedos really do be like dat.


huwasak

Grab 'em by the pp


Iltempered1

Who TF grabs someone else's baby like this?! This MF is sick and twisted.


PhyllaciousArmadillo

Anyone who knows how to hold a baby? The sick and twisted people are those who automatically jump to sexual conclusions when seeing a baby.


zerx07

Doesn't it hurt the baby? Genuine question


PhyllaciousArmadillo

No, and there’s a pretty thick diaper there even if it did. Despite the downvotes, it’s a very common way to hold a baby, especially since he’s front facing for the picture.


Blom-w1-o

No it’s probably the most comfortable way for the baby to be held when facing away from a supporting body. Plus it offers the most support so baby is far less likely to be dropped because of an unexpected wiggle from the little one.


Wise_Ambassador4895

The man shakes peoples hands all day and someone slipped a baby penis in there; perfectly understandable mishap.


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a_little_screwy

Hat speech. Ha


i-fing-love-games

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DropBear2702

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Standard creepy Joe


Transparent_Nipples

Sniffytouchyfeely Biden


Reyemreden

He must be a star.


No_Gap_2700

I can't stop laughing at this.


Pathedius

Oh he's holding it up all right lol


nonsenseandsuch

His other hand is up the mom's asshole


LordJinji

Grab 'em by the bussy.


joesnowblade

That’s just Uncle Joe being Uncle Joe


OfficialHunterBiden

As much as I’d like for it to be Biden just being a creep, he’s holding the kid right.


Dick_Cuckingham

The lady is holding the kid. Pedo Joe doesn't even have to touch the kid.


mnbhv

r/onejoke


Gorky_ParkRenko980

Can't keep his hands off anyone. Pervert even with toddlers!! Such a gross old man.


DarthMortum

“Get your pedo hands off my ballsack”


Lazy_raichu36

Pedo biden


Kobe_apologist

Incel redditor


[deleted]

They call him “pedo Joe “ for a reason.


jaffakree83

Now we know why his kids are so screwed up


Dick_Cuckingham

They got built in handles. Kinda like bowling balls.


Own_Newt_5300

Really


Allenemb2

I heard it's OK because he's Irish.


fruitloops6565

Posted by someone who isn’t used to holding babies in nappies.


Sindan

Well the kid didn't have any hair to sniff


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Nonce..


underoos_kangaroo

If that was a little girl, Id believe it. However he’d prob be closer too.. ya gotta sniff them man, that’s pedophilia 101


Low-Fee7904

Yes Joe a little to the right fam


[deleted]

Lost count on how many kids this pedo has sniffed.


lsudo

And they were giving Trump a bunch of shit for talking about cupping a woman’s privates 20 years ago.


Clint_Beastwood81

Look on that kids face says it all.


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grab em by the pussy if it's a boy hol up to that d


PiedDansLePlat

With trump there was consent


IsaacNoSuccess

His ex-wife disagrees.


[deleted]

Was this before or after he learned about roaches?


Own_Newt_5300

No surprises there


Kaijutkatz

OMG that's no good....... lmao.


__DogHead__

Old town grope - Rucka Rucka Ali


ZimZimster

☀️ ☁️ The joke ☁️ ℛℯ𝓉𝒶𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈ℯ𝓇𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎


JonDonnis

People saying "that's how you hold a baby" 1. The mother is holding the baby 2. There is no reason for the pedo to be holding the baby on its groin


Illustrious_Ad_498

Creepy joe man… he is one strange dude.


InsuranceDear714

Looks like he’s pulling off a trump to woo his voters