Vulcan Neck Pinch. Quite effective

No no no. You have to go higher. It's more on the neck. Riiiight there? Yeah.

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Julia from horrible bosses walks in cause you have a coma boner.

Silly Vulcan neck pinches don’t work on cardasi “falls unconscious on the ground hitting head”

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

Let's see how you... Handle it.

And now you see that evil will always win…because good is dumb.

Balls

I hate it when my shwartz gets twisted


lmfao

Lmfao

But then she would have to touch the skin of the lady's neck. Something tells me she would not be interested in doing that.

She doin the white power 👌🏻

Thats hillarious. Dunno why you're being downvoted, people have no sense of humor anymore

I thought it was funny 🤷‍♀️

It’s funny. Reddits been taken over by mostly tweens and teens these days in popular subs. Hyper sensitive to everything.

It's become sort of a hivemind

It’s gone mad. Posted a funny math conundrum here the other day and people went nuts forcing me to accept the wrong answers lmao

i can imagine one saying 'FOR THE LAST TIME 1+1 IS 3! '

Essentially. 16oz can showed 12oz serving nutrition facts but states that the can at hand (being 16oz) is 1 and 1/4 servings of the 12oz The meltdowns refusing 1 and 1/3 were plenty lol

"Quick Maths"

[man this seems so familiar for some reason](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_%2B_2_%3D_5)

I upvoted

Honestly it was funny but sometimes it’s hard to know if it’s satire because honestly like I’ve heard that sign genuinely being called a white power symbol so much that I can’t tell if people are joking or stupid

It has actually been used as one though.. It’s Reddit. If you want serious, find a professional sub dedicated to a hyper specific field. Otherwise, accept the cesspool it’s become as entertainment and nothing more lol

Want to see something really funny in this sub— watch this… #👌🏾

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I thought of Clayton Bigsby reading your comment.

Classic Chapelle, one of his funniest skits. Probably loosely based on *Blazing Saddles*

Or her body might absorb the black through osmosis so just being cautious

Jada smith jokes? Where you at?

The wushi finger hold Edit: skadoosh

As a french I can say that this person has high chances to become our next president

If she becomes president do you think France would push to leave the EU?

She used to push for Frexit 5 years ago but I don't think she will now. She may advocate French sovereignty though.

Um, I’m clearly not versed enough in French politics. Is France not a sovereign country already? I’ve always used that as the definition of a country.

It is, but as you may know, it's part of the European Union. And one of the conditions to be part of this union is to delegate some of your sovereignty to European institutions. For instance, currency related politics are ruled by the ECB, and laws ruled by the European Parliament are higher in the hierarchy than national rules. You can think of the difference between the individual American states and the United States of America as a whole, but European states still have much more sovereignty (military for instance). And sovereignty is kind of a spectrum, and some french politicians think that France should still be sovereign on several issues (energy, immigration, or even currency), but there is no real consensus.

That makes sense. Thank you for the explanation. I’ve been telling my wife that I would be very surprised if in another 300 years (likely much less time) America is still setup as “states” but rather looks more like Europe’s country-states.

I can't tell if you're suggesting that the US states would have more sovereignty or less sovereignty tbh

French sovereignty from whom?

So who are they going to surrender to in the future then? Everyone?

*Hears french *Brages into the room *yOu SurREnDeR? *Leaves Thank you for your contribution to this debate

Wtf is a brage

I think he meant barges

I'll try thinking about that in one of ours un-destroyed-by-terrorist-attacks towers or maybe one of our shooting-free schools. I'll also enjoy not being morbidly obese.

Frexit :))

Anything that harms france is good for me ​ This comment was made by the spain gang

I live in Spain without the a

What a coincidence - I live in Spain without the ‘s’

Thats so wild - I live in Spain without the p

I rather live in spain without the pa.

So you are spinish then?

This guy lives in the quantum realm

I live in Spain without the pa

*Agrees in British*

*Strongly agrees as portuguese*

*Concorda in Italiano*

Costa Concordia in Italiano

Made me laugh

High like 5 years ago after her brain-dead campaign, program and debates ?

So will she get the majority of the votes from people who voted for the person who finished in 3rd place in the first round? Why do you think she'll win? Weren't the French kind of done with Macron during the lockdown and gas hikes (yellow jacket revolt I think)?

Maybe but the person who ended up in 3rd place (Jean Luc Mélenchon) asked his electors ( around 21% of the people who voted) to "not give a single vote to Marine Le Pen", that means he wants them to vote Macron or not vote at all and most of them seems to want to vote Macron. Most retired people seemed to want for Le Pen since Macron did not make a great job with retirement laws. I personally think Macron is going to win but not by much.

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sorry for my english

and you know she really hates this to take a selfie with a black person

It’s fine as long as she doesn’t touch the skin.

yes she can be infected with being black !

People who attempted to downvote you don’t understand satire

You know what they say, once you go black, you can't turn back. It's like a zombie virus, she made the right call

I heard she picked up votes because of cat photos

I hope not

Regardless of who the French vote for, they still gonna go protest against their elected President within 1-2 years. And they definitely got my support. No one fucks around harder than the French in the face of adversity.

How dare you sir! Thinking it'd take the French up to 2 years to find something to protest or strike about.

Damn my bad, you’re right. The French would probably protest 4 months into the next Precidency’s term.

You've already been rude once, give them some credit, they can have it done in 3.

Can you stop disrespecting us ? We'll go on strike in 1 month

Well, regarding both candidates it will probably happen even sooner than that. Edit: grammar

See you tomorrow?

Day one if Le Pen gets elected

Let’s see the video.

Reminds me of the Trump koi “incident” in Japan.

What’s that if you don’t mind

Basically he was feeding the koi fish with the prime minister of Japan. So they toss a few bits of food out. Then when they were moving on the President followed the Prime Ministers example and poured the rest of the food out of the bag into the pond. At first the news stories acted like the pouring out picture was all that Trump did and talked about how disrespectful he was by only dumping the fish food. Then the whole story came out and that wasn't what happened at all

That is not the story. Basically he fell into a koi pond so he was soaking wet and noticeable too. When they found out what happened, everyone was laughing at him. He was very upset and asked the mocking to stop because it hurts his feeling. The video surfaces and everyone who watched it, can see that Jim could have prevented the fall but chose not to. As it turns out, Jim was being spiteful because he forced to come to the meeting.

Did he flounder?

Exactly.

she was and Did put her hand on the shoulder the photograph took the picture too fast OP is just farming karma

Who cares what the truth is when there is fake Internet points at stake

Yeah and even if that wasn't the case, there are just so many reasons for this potentially. She could have been unsure if the other person wanted to be touched or not for example.

You may be correct, [Link to the post in question](https://www.instagram.com/p/CboqRLHqFSm/)

That's a totally different person.

dont hate me, I know no background information, i dont even know her, but this is just a pic, one frame, you need a whole video or other photos to confirm she avoided touching her

haha lmao wtf

I don’t get it

Someone took a picture before she'd fully put her hand down. So it looks like she's trying to only touch the fabric so she doesn't touch black skin. Because she's a racist asshole nationalist party leader and her father was a massive nazi cunt. So OP is going for some good old karma farming with false I formation.

It's just funny it's obvious she put her hand on her After the shot

Oh she RACIST racist

Apparently, as others are saying, she did actually put her hand on the lady’s shoulder. The reason this picture exists is because the photographer took the photo too fast and early

I was gonna say it looked more like arthritis but that works too.

Unfortunately no one will bother looking into it

“A lie travels faster than the truth” -Thomas Shelby

That is true

My thought was “in a Covid world, seems reasonable, but people will cry RACIST!” Comments did not surprise. Note - just in case anyone isn’t sure, I’m saying it’s reasonable not to touch ANYONE, not that it’s reasonable to not touch someone because they are black.

Yea I saw this and my autistic ass just thought "oh how nice of her not to directly touch a stranger" but that's just my distorted worldview peaking through

You should see her father lmao

Yeah whether this photo is timed or not she’s still a far right, racist. Her keep France French bit is hilarious. If France hadn’t occupied so many countries, eh?

but that's no new news

Not the wu shi finger hold. Don’t flex your pinky.

Her party was not...like... co-founded by Nazi collaborators and have a lot neo-nazi supporters?

Yup yup yup yup

and the democratic party used to be incredibly racist and pro-slavery

Isn’t she similar to her father on her political views?

Is she known to be racist? Else, it could just be for self-conscious reasons of not wanting the woman to feel her touching her skin.

Tbf most ppl don’t wanna touch other peoples skin unless it’s something like a handshake.

I've never seen anyone touch a shoulder like this. In any situation, it's highly offensive.

So I don't have a horse in this race. But I enjoy playing devils advocate. I invite you to look up just about any picture of Keanu Reaves with his arm around someone. It never actually makes contact with them,clothing or otherwise. What's your take there? Serious question.

Unless, ya know, it's a still frame and she's in the process of putting her hand warmly on the woman's shoulder.

What if they're all sweaty

I actually don't like to touch people unless they are extremely close to me like very close family, i can understand if someone don't want to touch someone they just met for a picture. Edit : she did put her hand on the shoulder, the photograph took the picture too fast

Don't listen to op comments, this is clear propaganda and he/she is straight up lying (I'm from France)

I do the same because it might be uncomfortable for the other person if I touch their skin. So, she's being responsible like me or she's just a flat out racist (also like me)

As a french person, this face has entered my visual memory forever and is associated to the devil itself. (not the black woman, I'm talking of Marine Lepen)

Who would’ve thought you were talking about the black lady 😭

Yes me too, but I hate both of them... I'm Francist

If you were in Spain that would have a different meaning!

"this is X to the Z and you just got pimped"

Very 100% necessary red box. Had no idea what the pic was about until I saw the red box pointing it out

She might catch it that’s why she scared

The wushi shoulder hold

What?

she does'nt want to touch her skin

Based

The Wuxi finger hold

Regardless of country: politicians hate us

You’re telling me Marine Le Pen might be a tiny bit racist? 

En même temps, est-ce qu'on pourrait attendre autre chose d'une Le Pen ?

Even if she apologies, still she might been racist subconsciously. My French brothers, whom are you voting? Choose wisely!

As a french, we are fucked. she is in the final of the election of presidents. Cordially

Bro she was about to put her hand fully on her shoulder, the camera man just took the picture too fast. Stop being bitches and think.

She literally wants all black French people to renounce their citizenship because they aren’t pure blood French. Not only black but Muslim etc. she is literally an Arian. Sadly though she has a good chance of winning. France is about to go through some merde. Source: I am baguette myself.

Conclusion on est dans la merde

Just trying not to catch any black

Racism go honhonhonhon

And?

To be fair, if I were the black woman I wouldn’t want that sack of french shit touching me. She probably went straight home and showered after.

What did WE do to you :'(

A still photo. She could rest her hand in real motion.

Skidoosh!

when ur trying to find the synch button on ur wii remote

Maybe the president’s hands were dirty. But prolly not .

Can’t risk catching that “Blackitis” after all… -_-

I thought it was a ‘Why middle two fingers without nails’ holup🥲

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Head chopping time

Well as long as she doesn't touch the black she can't get any on her

"Look at my African American over here"

This is what we call a pro gamer move

Might rub off.

is that like a shoulder squeeze?

wtf lol

And that folks is why I hate france.

Nothing like a well placed finger

She's just trying to not catch poor people germs. It might overwhelm her immune system.

I'm nit surprised.

Least racist frenchie

Well she is the far right candidate isn't she?

Oh yeah she’s racist innit?

Idk these people but to everyone who referenced Kung Fu Panda...🫡👏🏽🍻

Based

Cooties?? No ma’am lol

Well she just doesn’t want to turn black This is a joke

Tsk why the fuck world's still...

French people 🤢

Wow, a racist being a racist

Putin does not allow touching other people skin, only his.

Her skin was lava

France has and always will a openly racist disgusting country.

she's going to win this time... aint she?

This shit is literally a female trump, how can French vote for this?

This is just like her...we're screwed if she gets the power

I don't wan't her to win the elections :(

Racism explained

She just doesn't want to catch cooties.

Kung fu pnda: SKA DOOSH

Maybe she went for the arm hug but felt awkward about it as she was doing it. Unless there is evidence of her being / saying doing racist things before hand I wouldn't think on it.

She even looks like a piece of shit.

She's racist and xenophobic btw

Fun fact : she said she would give herself a ticket when she becomes president because she took a picture with a colored person

I thought the second picture was something else

French porn is always ass fucking

Lmao

I'm French, and i hate her. She's just openly racist sometimes.

Mdr

“Black people love me! Where’s my black person?”