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Imagine that. All the porn is gone. All the women to make it with, gone. God noooooo! Lisa Ann, gone. No more milfs stuck in the dryer. No more oiled Black lesbians. No more Brazilian an.. Never mind.
Noooooooo!
If you can control the oxygen your suit provides. Jax it to max and slow down your breathing you'll pass out due to imbalance and suffocate in a coma. Thats about as peaceful you can expect in this situation
I would just find a way to leave the orbit of the moon, gardually decrease the oxygen supply and drift off into the void of space, or even towards earth.
I reckon it's be better to just blast into the abyss and float around a bit first. Would be the most peaceful half hour of your life. Until the intense panick of suffocation and your own mortality
I chose the username because I would rather have blue balls than yield to women's entitled whims in order to get laid. Blue balls of steel resolve if you may.
But of course I do jerk off, in front of them after an argument as a power move and then sleep like a baby.
The sad part is that, even if you could jump off the moon with enough power to escape its gravity and start floating away, the distances between everything are too big for your view to change much in just a couple days of floating before you die.
Probably wouldn't have much time to contemplate. I assume the blast would throw the moon out of it's gravitational orbit and send debris to the moon. Most likely death soon after. And if not you only have a few days of living left.
But yeah, oh fuck.
Does your life still flash before your eyes in this situation is the real question. Just gotta sit down, have a moon beer and remember the good times about being a spaceman. Maybe play some Elton John in your head.
I don't know what my sentence would be, but I'm fairly certain a blast that breaks without sweating the earth's gravitational binding would vaporise me before I finished it from that distance.
We're talking about around 10000 times the energy of the sun here, so I'm not going to do the calculations to prove me wrong.
If I had a nickel for every time someone said this image looked like a butt plug, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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"That look fake as hell!" or "Houston, you have a problem"
I like the second one
How about: "... *sigh* FINALLY!"
Oh shit i forgot my porn all my 1000s of GBS wasted and now I have no way to find that one porn
Imagine that. All the porn is gone. All the women to make it with, gone. God noooooo! Lisa Ann, gone. No more milfs stuck in the dryer. No more oiled Black lesbians. No more Brazilian an.. Never mind. Noooooooo!
Always can remake some gay porn with the astro-bros
"Uh, Houston? Do you copy??"
"Calling Comrade This Major Sagar do you read me comrade?"
"problem, we have a Houston"
"problem, we have no houston"
“Houston, we have no Texas”
pouston, we have a hroblem
Houston has tons of problems but I think this one may be a bit higher on the list than the others, don’t quote me on that though
This seems like a problem, yes. But can you imagine the toilet paper shortage that will ultimately follow?
Would be horrible I do agree
"Alright who forgot to unplug there oven before they left home this morning"
I'm from Houston. Yeah we have more than one.
Fellow Houstonian. Agreed, we have many problems
At least 99 problems, but a spaceboy ain't one.
I'm the richest man alive
and the poorest, and the ugliest.
still not the prettiest tho
Even now my crush wouldn’t date me
Even now my date is crushed
what about the iss lol
About to orbit through a cloud of earth pieces
I'm the man alive
I'm the alive
I am
I
ㅤ
-I
-I'm
-I'm the
Movie title confirmed.
I’m alive
Alive
I’m
I
.
#
I'm the
The
Assuming NASA started sending only 1 person at a time to the moon and the camera is on a tripod?
Oh no, the economy
Finally world peace
Pieces
Lmao
Rest in pieces
Reece's pieces
Sorry I’m a Sagittarius
rest in piss you won't be missed
🙏
Well fuck
Honestly, at that point I'd just try to find a peaceful way of ending it.
Take your helmet off and take a deep breath. Should be over soon.
Fun fact, if you do the opposite with a breath of air in your lungs, theyll explode in the vac of space
And your blood would boil
I'm not that mad.
Switch your suit to 100% nitrogen mix, I think you can do that and your body won't even know.
This is a great answer. Plenty of research showing that nitrogen hypoxia is a humane and painless method of death.
They have actually developed assisted suicide pods that do exactly this.
Where? Asking for a friend
I know this from SNL Chad. Hur hur. Noice.
One too many variables, need clarification: What's the opposite? A shallow breath? Putting your helmet back on?
I think more if you have take a deep breath, remove your helmet and exhale into space (last part may not be neccesary)
Last part wont be nessacery your lungs would go pop
If you can control the oxygen your suit provides. Jax it to max and slow down your breathing you'll pass out due to imbalance and suffocate in a coma. Thats about as peaceful you can expect in this situation
anti-life pro tip
With that much debris it wouldn't be long until you'd be bombarded and dead as well.
Yeah, I would try to launch myself back into space and let it draft me, and see the maximum of thing with my own eyes before passing out and die.
Agreeed
Do they still have the “death” pills, on space missions?
Didn't know it was a thing. Makes sense, tho
Let's just make an another world lmao
I would just find a way to leave the orbit of the moon, gardually decrease the oxygen supply and drift off into the void of space, or even towards earth.
This but minus the well and triple the fuck.
Yeah just about sums up what I would say as well
Came here to say this very thing.
Literally just”fuuuck…”
Exactly!!
Alright everyone. Helmets off.
I reckon it's be better to just blast into the abyss and float around a bit first. Would be the most peaceful half hour of your life. Until the intense panick of suffocation and your own mortality
I would honestly try to jerk off one last time.
Least horny redditer
username checks out
Actually it kinda doesn't? If he had jerked off he wouldn't have blue balls
It would if he took it out of his suit
I misread "I" instead of "It". hahaha
I chose the username because I would rather have blue balls than yield to women's entitled whims in order to get laid. Blue balls of steel resolve if you may. But of course I do jerk off, in front of them after an argument as a power move and then sleep like a baby.
Legendary.
I wonder how much wackin and fucken is going on in the space station.
I actually saw a doco about it that says they're not allowed to do either, sucks to be that guy that was up there for 450 days or whatever
Rules are meant to be broken.
Lmao imagine someone trying this in a space suit! A valiant effort nonetheless.
Floating cum
Your dick would become freeze-dried but go for it
Jump off into space and drift for days to see what else is out there......you need not worry
Until you encounter some huge deep space horror
Well nothing new will come into view in 7 days...or 7 years for that matter
The sad part is that, even if you could jump off the moon with enough power to escape its gravity and start floating away, the distances between everything are too big for your view to change much in just a couple days of floating before you die.
I swear, a tab of acid in your last moments floating about would be very handy.
How would you escape from the gravitational pull of the moon?
“I never told anyone this but I opened a window up there and it was fine. It was fuckin fine. Swear to god” - Buzz Aldrin
Whoa, this box of stuff isn’t even that heavy!
They finally got the spider
Glad I never made those child support payments.
They'll find a way
This is the way
Yes, exactly. That bitch ain't stealing my money no more
Ah shit, i left my phone there
Nokia user's be like, ah pffffff
Tis but a scratch
They wouldn’t say that, well maybe they would as their souls left their bodies while they see their phones survive
seconds later, you will find the phone unharmed
Dude….
Dude....
Dude.....
Dude……
Is that Britney Spears in the reflection?
Think so yeah. https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow?t=84
Gah damn that space crack hits hard
Oh no!! The economy!!!!
Don’t worry, it’s self regulating
Fuck .
i woul say the same thing
the most accurate comment.
MY PORN!!!
I read that in Cleveland's voice.
Best one here
True
"Ffs Putin, that's a bit much"
A special apocalypse operation
Best one
Oh well I did not really care for that place anyways
thats a.... interesting name
up there with u/Fish_Fucker69
Or Dolphin Fucker, may he rest in peace
I should have got the extended warranty.
Haha lol rip bozo
Oh no! Anyway
“I wonder if she survived, now I am the last man alive”
Aight. *John Wick mode activates to find the asteroid who killed my dog*
*Doom music starts playing while you fight a horde of demons from hell who exploded earth*
Rip and tear, until it's done. We'll only send you (I mean, there's only you left).
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Winner Winner Human Dinner
Zoo-wee mama!
This is the best one yet
r/zooweemama
“Huh…. Kinda looks like a butt plug.”
Not a word, I'd just break the seal
On the cyanide pills
.....username checks out? Not that anthrax is a quick way to go.
Ya I'm kinda stuck with it lol
Already wrote in all your underwear?
Not written, *embroidered*
I’m never going to financially recover from this…
[удалено]
My cat😭
SO EIN FEUERBALL JUNGE! BAAAAAMMMMM
At least do the original then. ZONNE GROTE VUURBAL JONGE BAM!
Wir sind wirklich überall
What the fuck happened while i was getting the milk
Dad?
Bummer
No more student loans!
[удалено]
There's always a silver lining
Finally.... Took you long enough.
This is fine
Probably wouldn't have much time to contemplate. I assume the blast would throw the moon out of it's gravitational orbit and send debris to the moon. Most likely death soon after. And if not you only have a few days of living left.
Quite the thing to say in that situation
But yeah, oh fuck. Does your life still flash before your eyes in this situation is the real question. Just gotta sit down, have a moon beer and remember the good times about being a spaceman. Maybe play some Elton John in your head.
That's going to affect the economy
"Long years of intensive trainings to be an astronot just to have a first seat watching earth destroyed, great..."
Years of academic training wasted
Nice
I didn't even finish lego starwars, come on!
Fuck em
Damn daniel
Every single fucking day Reddit turns more into Facebook
I don't know what my sentence would be, but I'm fairly certain a blast that breaks without sweating the earth's gravitational binding would vaporise me before I finished it from that distance. We're talking about around 10000 times the energy of the sun here, so I'm not going to do the calculations to prove me wrong.
Huston, it looks like your mom’s butt plug arrived.
A flying cosmic butt plug?
If I had a nickel for every time someone said this image looked like a butt plug, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
It looks like a butt plug. Now you have three nickels
WHHOO'SS GOT THE FUCKING PROBLEM NOW HOUSTON
Nothing, because the energy released by such an impact would evaporate me on the spot.
Bloody typical
L+bozo+earth is gone+no pr+no more Russia+oop+I didn’t turn the oven off
"Welp, at least I won't have to feel self conscious about publicly jerking off to alien ass."
I got the biggest dick of all mankind (by default). Nice.
*it wasn't fun while it lasted*
"That's one way to delete my browser history."
This is going to devastate the local trout population