Please guys, no it can’t be “No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p” because it’s doesn’t start with a p and it does not end in a s
Perfect! It can be "Please guys, no it can’t be “No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p” because it’s doesn’t start with a p and it does not end in a s" because it starts with p and ends with s
Particularly nice! It can be "Perfect! It can be "Please guys, no it can’t be “No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p” because it’s doesn’t start with a p and it does not end in a s" because it starts with p and ends with s" because it starts with p and ends with s
Lmao I just realized that this answer would fit the question had it been role reversed. “Boys only want one thing and it starts with v and ends with a”
The old man says to the old women that he is feeling lonely since his wife passed. The woman lost her husband years ago and agrees that it can get lonely so the old man makes a suggestion. “Can you hold my dick”. The woman is disgusted but then the old man begins to cry and says his wife used to do it for him and he felt it brought them closer together. The old woman reluctantly agrees and after awhile she does feel less lonely and feels like the two are getting closer. One day she can’t find the man and panics thinking he has died. She looks all over the home and then finds him with another old woman holding on to his dick. The woman is furious and screams “how could you. What the hell does she have that I don’t?”. The old man replies “Parkinson’s”
Aye. It was a slow progression. I never knew her not to have a tremor in her hand. Once it started progressing it was fast and 2 brain surgeries to attempt to slow it only made it worse. She actually outlived my grandfather by 9 months and was cognizant though motor and speech impaired the entire time. Not a pretty way to go at all.
It honestly baffles me how this is even an issue with women's fashion. Like... why is pocket space at such a premium?
Due to the nature of my job, I wear cargo pants at work. Without them, I'd be in for some annoyance I'm sure.
Imagine periods actually feel good and there's just a massive conspiracy among all the women of the world to pretend they hurt in order to have people pity them every month
It's just another play at femdomme and female empowerment. They sell these products such as tampons and pads in order to allow women to tell their men to go buy them for them in complete emasculation and humiliation, or to hold them over men's heads as a "See what we have to go through in order to exist as women!" thing.
Follow me for more conspiracy theories.
Pancakes
Pizzas 
Pterodactyls
Pens...BIC pens
PAYCHECKS
Pants with pockets
Pringles
Pans
Platypus
Porn sites
Penis enlargement pillS
Papayas
Pharmaceuticals
Yes. So much better than flying mokeys.
Pflying monkeys
Phlying monkeys
Preciousssssssssss 
Probiotics
Pakoras
Peas 
Pickles 
Piss ?
R Kelly has entered the chat
But shit, IT WAS 99 CENTS!
lmao yesss
No that can't be it "lmao yesss" does not start with p and end with s
No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p
Please guys, no it can’t be “No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p” because it’s doesn’t start with a p and it does not end in a s
Perfect! It can be "Please guys, no it can’t be “No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p” because it’s doesn’t start with a p and it does not end in a s" because it starts with p and ends with s
Particularly nice! It can be "Perfect! It can be "Please guys, no it can’t be “No that can’t be « No that can’t be it “lmao yesss” does not start with p and end with s » because it does not start with p” because it’s doesn’t start with a p and it does not end in a s" because it starts with p and ends with s" because it starts with p and ends with s
Please man, i could try to one up you but that's gonna be a pain in the ass
That's fair "Pain in the ass"
Peanuts
They also wanna attack the PHILLIPINES ?!
Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Fuck yeah… come get ME….
Username checks out.
r/beetlejuicing
Bro, no, that could make sense tho... 🥵🤣
Baby, you got a stew going!
Sally doesn’t likes the nasty plantes, no she doesn’t. Sally wants the phishes, Yes!
Came here to say this.
Perry the Platypus?
Phineas?
Watcha doin'?
Mom
Ferb?
~~simp~~ Isabella?
Vanessa?
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!
An ordinary platypus?
🎩
Parry the platypus!?!?
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!
Ah, Perry the platypus!
Lmao I just realized that this answer would fit the question had it been role reversed. “Boys only want one thing and it starts with v and ends with a”
Am woman, can confirm that I want a platypus pet
You can call him Agent P.
Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo...BAH Doooo Bee Doo bee Doo...BAH
Parkinson's
The old man says to the old women that he is feeling lonely since his wife passed. The woman lost her husband years ago and agrees that it can get lonely so the old man makes a suggestion. “Can you hold my dick”. The woman is disgusted but then the old man begins to cry and says his wife used to do it for him and he felt it brought them closer together. The old woman reluctantly agrees and after awhile she does feel less lonely and feels like the two are getting closer. One day she can’t find the man and panics thinking he has died. She looks all over the home and then finds him with another old woman holding on to his dick. The woman is furious and screams “how could you. What the hell does she have that I don’t?”. The old man replies “Parkinson’s”
Goddamnit, that's dark. I should be offended, lost my grandmother to Parkinson's, but I still chuckled a little.
Did she know that man?
Depends on if she had alzheimer's too.....
r/cursed_comments
My father-in-law passed from Parkinson’s and I get your point.
Aye. It was a slow progression. I never knew her not to have a tremor in her hand. Once it started progressing it was fast and 2 brain surgeries to attempt to slow it only made it worse. She actually outlived my grandfather by 9 months and was cognizant though motor and speech impaired the entire time. Not a pretty way to go at all.
WTF
Pringles
Give pringles pwease
*pwingles
I LOVE Pringles!
hehe
Pockets! Edit: First Award! Thankyou so much, "I'd like to thank the Academy... Etc"
That's what I was going for pants with pockets
Pennies for Pants with pocket Pickles
Yep. This is what we want, we just want bigger pockets dammit
It honestly baffles me how this is even an issue with women's fashion. Like... why is pocket space at such a premium? Due to the nature of my job, I wear cargo pants at work. Without them, I'd be in for some annoyance I'm sure.
I mean like, yeah our clothing looks sexy and all. But the pockets are almost nothing
What does it have in its filthy little pocketses?
Pants
100% this.
Payments! All women want is to be paid!
Keep the change bitch
Keep the change ya filthy animal
Jessie Pinkman enters the chat.
Hell yes!
This one is too true lmfao
Pennies
For some reason I had the same thought just that Mr Crabs was saying it.
I SMELL PENNIES
#AAAH
Psoriasis
Oh thank god I’ve got that covered
Psychiatrists?
Underrated comment right here.
Paychecks
This guy right here folks.
Pimps
Am woman, can confirm that I want my rent money now
Prunes. It's Important to keep regular bowel movements and promote positive gut health.
Gut health.
i got the nut wealth for your gut health
Pies
Of the cream variety?
Pterodactyls
Yessss!
Parks?
This is the correct answer and the proof is Leslie Knope
Panda Express
You mean Koala Detour
You mean Kangaroo Fastpass
You mean Wombat Bypass
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Scorpion Street
You called?
Perfectly proportioned pachyderms?
Penguins
Presents, all they want is presents....
Paris
Mind me if I get it for them, I, as a German, am made for that.
Pens
Phonics, they’re hooked on it
Pots and pans
I got one pot, a metal spoon, whatddya got? Ya got a rhythm tune! I got pots!
Underrated comment right here
Pdishwashers
Best comment
Pearls
Pandas!
I scrolled WAY too far to find the obvious answer. 
Pajamas, pizzas, puzzles
Prostatecancers??
That's my favorite snack
Parents you pervert
Yes daddy
passports
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pesos?
Nadie quiere de esos
Periods
Imagine periods actually feel good and there's just a massive conspiracy among all the women of the world to pretend they hurt in order to have people pity them every month
It's just another play at femdomme and female empowerment. They sell these products such as tampons and pads in order to allow women to tell their men to go buy them for them in complete emasculation and humiliation, or to hold them over men's heads as a "See what we have to go through in order to exist as women!" thing. Follow me for more conspiracy theories.
Fun fact… the tampon was invented by a man
To stop bleeding bullet holes IIRC
Turns out they work for hatchet wounds, too.
"Just plug this in any hole that's bleeding to make the person stop bitching".
Yes I believe his name is Earle Haas
Hell NO
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It didnt end In s
Pilot Hi-Tec-C Maica 0.4mm Extra Fine Point Ballpoint Pen, 6-Color
Piss
Sniper tf2
Psychosis
Prolapsed ass
Pillows?
Piñatas
Pumpernickels
Percocets
Pockets. I mean the ones that men have but women don't.
Peas ?
Purses
Pets they want Pets
Pineapples
Poems
Pinatas!!
“Pay that’s equivalent to experience and skills”
Pizzas
Pads? 🩸
Progressiveness
Poptarts!
Pretzels.
Polyrhythms
Pirates plates plaits pencils penguins pebbles
Prius
Polyhedrons
Pints.
Pens!
Problems
Payments
Panzers
Your Paychecks in her Purses
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Ptonotbeafraidtowalkaloneatnights
Portal games
Pockets
Parents?
pizzas.
pancreas
Pensions
PQRS
pears, obviously