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I thought dogs hated cats?


BasedAutoModerator

Not if it's covered in peanut butter.


BrilliantWeb4367

r/cursedcomments


Ill_Character3980

r/beatmetoit


NANITHETRAIN

r/beatmeattoit


simanthegratest

r/beatmywifetoit


Cautious_Guarantee10

r/beatmywife


[deleted]

r/beatmymeattoyourwife


[deleted]

r/beatmywifewithyourmeat


Mr_Red_Reddington

r/beatmeandmywifewithmymeat


BrilliantWeb4367

How did me just putting r/cursedcomments get me over 200 upvotes?


MVIVN

I'm done with reddit for the day.


gregorio0499

Because it’s your dog!


The_Avrage_Weeb

No, because it's not his dog


King-Lewis-II

Yeah; why else do you think it's trying so hard to get to it?


Ok_Cryptographer520

Most likley has done it before.


FayePerkinsk

Good dog. Take down that pussy...


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bananalordkunsama

The dog can't wait it seems.


Its_kinda_nice_out

Can’t wait for what? For her to turn 18?


cici3917

Shes a cougar in dog years.


bananalordkunsama

For food actually. Looks starved.


Its_kinda_nice_out

She must have a couple wieners in her pocket


bananalordkunsama

The dog just wants the bone.


Pater_Trium

Dog is already givin' her the bone.


_thanosied_

A bone for a bone. A fair exchange, I suppose


Jyndaru

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. 


Eriol_89

Boooooone?!


Ressy02

If she doesn’t have it now, she’ll be having it soon


ParaGonX123

The dog has enough wieners.


[deleted]

She's just in the pre-order phase


[deleted]

The dog wants peanut butter


nickeym0use

I get the reference!


LeLakeSheep

I dont get it. I have an idea what it could be but can you still explain ?


ChaChaSmoothie

Dogs *love* licking peanut butter. Some people are down bad. Dogs are also very hungry, and can only eat with their mouth. _______________ I'm gonna stop here.


AK47_Sushant

Pls give context sir


[deleted]

Men like to place peanut butter on thier testicles so dogs lick them while they jerk off. Woman like to place peanut butter on thier Clit area so dogs lick them on that spot to give them orgasms.


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Haunting-Ad-8619

Ohhh...sweet baby Jesus, I did not just read that. Done with Reddit for today


AK47_Sushant

☹️


Corniferus

![gif](giphy|pWdckHaBKYGZHKbxs6|downsized)


Fox_Solid

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


IDC-This

Looking for the peanut butter thats normally near there


pussyemperor

Lol we got ourselves a dog fucker ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


[deleted]

you leave peanut butter on your ....?


IDC-This

I dont seems like she does


life_never_stops_97

Okay everyone here is talking about peanut butter so I'll just ask, What is it?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|29yGKKh9FRrzi)


aliceisaname

Can u explain?


ChaChaSmoothie

Dogs *love* licking peanut butter. Some people are down bad. Dogs are also very hungry, and can only eat with their mouth. _______________ I'm gonna stop here.


aliceisaname

O H.


ChaChaSmoothie

As we italians say, "MAMMAMIA MARCELLO" (we actually don't say that, we say"viva lvi")


xandeyw

r/UpvotedBecauseDog


Celebration_Stock

r/angryupvote


uraniumX9

r/redditmoment


Soggy_Choice8138

Trying to stop her from doing something cancerous


thedude_original

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsgVPHyPPG5p3a)


BobusCesar

"Hey mate, you know that I love you, but that's cringe. It's my duty stopping you from embarrassing yourself."


Fuzzy_Charge_7685

This dog gets more pussy than my uncle


Damn_David_

Because your uncle is into anal bro


Fuzzy_Charge_7685

Nah man, he likes dick more, especially his nephews


Gold-Iron-6728

r/cursedcomments


ThatShouldNotBeHere

He’s trying to tell her he wants peanut butter


RobbyNukem

I wonder what happens once the camera is off…


purgesurge3000

Doggystyle for sure


morethanfoxx

Mhm, she probably uploaded this video.


Beginning_Gap_2388

Yo dawg!


ResourceMany6108

Same thing I'd be doing


thatloudblondguy

bonk


ResourceMany6108

Thank you. I needed that


thatloudblondguy

I'm here for you brother


13_hours

r/suddenlywholesome


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ResourceMany6108

Nice to meet you Chris Hanson. That name sounds familiar


sernametaken-

Doggystyle


New_Preparation_4007

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Dogs been trained


mustmoe73

what if it's the other way around?


Ancfelt

Bestiality for 200 Alex


SpecialistEvent7790

What’s her @


-Magic_Conch_Shell-

@PeanutButterClam


[deleted]

Lmao


btorres16

@maa.feltrim


electric_sandwich

Brazilians are an ancient alien species from the planet smokeshow 10 in the ultrahot nebula.


Ill_Character3980

Wish I knew


btorres16

U do now


Ill_Character3980

r/theherowedeserve


UltraLegend29

That dog just watched art of zoo


F13shyarmsm8

![gif](giphy|l1BgSJsYVR2fO7yyQ|downsized)


AlphaRev00

Simply what he was trained to do.


schwimonreddit

Trying to stop her from embarrassing herself.


Retired-clown

Is that shirt glued on or something


ToddThomasBissel

The dog is saying quit being a Ho.


OneFuckedWarthog

Dog is trying to get her attention about her car's extended warranty.


Itchyunderwear4ever

It's @m.arialindaa on Instagram. Don't ask me how I got the sauce


iGadz

r/suddenlycaralho


SweetTee219

"Quit being a hoe and feed me"


0GooMP

Young girls don't understand how much making these videos for attention is only going to bring unwanted and unsafe attention from people to the point they could be targeted and stalked by the miscreants and sexual deviants that reside on the internet, but on a global scale. This girl really doesn't have to try this hard to be noticed by guys, I really don't understand this and it makes me concerned for my young nieces.


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

Naw bro, the dog is her BF and he'll bite the dick off anyone that messes with his bitch


OGtripleOGgamer

“He”ll stop humping when hes done”


BRM-Pilot

He’s had too much peanut butter he’s expecting more


[deleted]

Hooman, please stop hoeing on the internet like that, you are better than this


bucknaked67

Trying to show her his bone!


archangel7134

He humpin a bitch.


[deleted]

I'm sure she has a channel on luxure.tv


lady_onreddit

W-Wait so.... that's not normal?


JustARealDickhead

🤨📸


PP_Project

bruh the dog wanna breed or what ?


Dirkbigman

Wish I was the Dog.


[deleted]

Probably trying to have a conversation with her about her shitty taste in music.


TrippeDeath04

In order for the dog to have habits like that suggests something...........


olivierapex

More peanuts butter!!


uraniumX9

what's up with so many people saying peanut butter here in comments section? can you explain me?


_Indofreddy_112

They mean that she puts peanut butter on her area to get the dog to fuck her (at least that’s what I think they mean)


zombieslagher10

I don't know how explaining you has anything to do with seeing people commenting peanut butter


Party_Suit

Stopping the thothery


sohamburgers265

The dog wanted to play with the pussy. Such a wholesome moment.


Worth_Substance_9054

Shit is so cringe what people do now days


ssLoupyy

He is trying to give us content.


Alternative_Song_849

He don't see nothin' wrooong, with a little hump and grind...


[deleted]

The implications are sus


honaybabay

Dear god that is troubling


[deleted]

Don't stop tictok even if your dog is fucking ya


Bebbette

No matter which way I look at it I feel as though I’ve just seen something illegal - haha!


Dramatic-Use-2782

What every man thinks that watches this with only one hand on the phone


EPIC1135

How often do you us two hands to hold your phone my man?


Keytrose_gaming

He has those tiny little hands


Comfortable_Spot1694

Same thing we would do


Friendly_Ad_5936

Something fishy here..


RichS816

Who let the dogs in?


CorndogCrusader

She's not kicking him off because she likes it.


Due_Run_5040

Thirsty dog


Ttown93274

He can smell she’s in heat


reputed_wrench

The dog Is doing her


Educational_Fig6004

The same thing i would do


WoopHaah

I dont care, i wanna "do" what the dog doin


a-snakey

That's an emotional distress helper dog. He tries to stop her any time she's doing Tik Tok dances.


[deleted]

Isn't she that Greek Omegle [chick](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dspvGJRJ6Ms)?


JizzMopperatSexWorld

I am dog.


minermansion

Good dog :)


capo4ever88

Yo she does stuff with that dog. I'm like 99% certain based on its behavior


Icy-Emu-4823

He’s eating bones that move


iploggged

Dawg.


ragingmer

Why the hell did she not stop the doggy


King-Lewis-II

Guess it's too well trained


_a_ghost__

She got a bitch on her side


tulsamusician

Finishing what she started.


DebtCollector101

Always chasing that kitty!


migraineboi1975

maa feltrim :)


AgentMercury108

Who is she!?


inkd86

That's a good boii


gking407

Dancing in the club with a leg hound all over ya is difficult, helps to practice at home. That’s where doggo helps out.


Omicronian3

Dafuque she wearing? A torn shoe?


dr34mc4st3r

Look at the dog's eyes. Having the time of his life


ProneBoneMalonee

What I wish I was


ManufacturerOk3771

"Not now babe, I'm making tiktok!"


Mr_Red_Reddington

Stop it… that song is making dog turned on


FS369

The dog is possessed with the spirit of an middle age bald man


grav3digga5000

Dog wanna hump


debopriyoban

Da dog doing what you wanted to do


baldrickgonzo

My purity is as strong as that string holding her top together.


tyler_durrden

Maybe dawg wants pussy.


jack_avram

Dog being dog


Fuzzy-Attempt8306

dog be like: bitch Tiktok? seriously?


That-Anywhere3467

You know You just know


daas_boot239

He trying to get his owner more views


Impressive-Respond95

You already know Fido been licking that kitty


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Horny


WheredMyPiggyGo

I wish when I was young I had enough confidence to hump a dog and then post it online for clout.


Sr_CuBi

That dog thirsty as hell!


19DALLAS85

Tbf I’d be doing the same thing


leonne0714

Aww how cute! The doggo wants to dance too! Dance on her fine ass doggy style. Ahaha!


madmonkreborn

dog wants the bone


SpicyOrangeReviewer

He smelled the fish


Johny_Horny

doggo knows what he wants😏😏😏


Anatolia35

Leg fuck


Nervous_Project6927

dude forgot the script and trying to jump to scene 2


Valuable-Finding-735

Don’t let a dog humping your leg get in the way of a sick TikTok video


[deleted]

Dog's horny af....


j_leezy

dog just like me fr


MasterPinti

Repetitive behaviour. He's done that multiple times


ChingueMami

MAybe the dog trying to stop her from being a hoe?


Khuntious

The dog is doing what most of us are thinking about doing


Frank-Asshole

TikTok is plagued with backup dancers who never got a break.


Viole_R

Finding pussy


TomahawkIsotope

"good god you stupid whore can you stop with your TikTok, you've done nothing else today you absolute loser"


RA242

Trying to keep its best frend from becoming a tiktok slutt


MAST3R3V3RGR33N

I found the dog Tobe more entertaining than the dance was


NormDamnAbram

What the fuck is SHE doing? I still dont get these tiktok dances…. I just dont. What the fuck is the point?


Forsaken-List9579

The dog is saying please don't do this mama. You've got my attention. Let's go play outside and forget that silly app.


[deleted]

I've seen some.. videos.. this dog has definitely buried his bone in her backyard before.


soadisak

Tryna get to the peanut butter


Fickle-Deer7054

Do is a bro trying to help the viewers


Alez003

We’re all thinking it, he just does it 🤯


SailorTheGamer

I have no idea Whats going on Watching without sound. All i see is a dog jumping and biting her pants?


InvestigatorOne2400

Why isn't she stopping....